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Ha Ha! :lol:
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Doh! Figured I would spell stuf wrong any not be able to edit it!!! :smackhead: :smackhead:
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:spam: :iamwithstupid: :ban: :lol:
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Who ever votes for GAS is an abuser of Hydran rights!!!! :rofl:
Just want to post this thing....
:dance:
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:cuss: Keep it down up there!
Damn kids...
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Charcoal, gives it a better taste IMO.
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Who ever votes for GAS is an abuser of Hydran rights!!!! :rofl:
Just want to post this thing....
:dance:
Rut Ro !!!!!!!!!!!
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It's an EEK party!!
:popcorn: :dance: :drink:
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:carmen:
Shut up dildo!!!
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:carmen:
Shut up dildo!!!
Heh-he-he-heh... you said 'dildo'... heh-heh
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Wheres a good spearfish drone when you need one! :smackhead:
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Charcoal all the way.Anyone who uses gas is a... a..a..a Block of MOOSE CHEESE!
:rwoot: <<<metal rUleZ
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WARNING: Warp Core Breach Imminent! :help:
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Who ever votes for GAS is an abuser of Hydran rights!!!! :rofl:
Just want to post this thing....
:dance:
I'll abuse Hydrans. From a distance. With a BBQ. :rofl:
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What part of it is the flame war?
Lighting up the Steak's or the dispute over Charcoal or Gas?
Or is it the presence of a match around the Hydrans?
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What part of it is the flame war?
Lighting up the Steak's or the dispute over Charcoal or Gas?
Or is it the presence of a match around the Hydrans?
Thats how I lost my first Hydran ship on GW2.
Soon as I beamed over and smelled the air, I lit a match...
:cuss:
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Tough choice, I suppose as long as it's edible, it doesn't really matter how its cooked though I am with Grim in that Charcoal does give it a bit more taste, flavor.
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DAMN! A Flame War straight out of the box! I like this place. Nice and cozy!
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DAMN! A Flame War straight out of the box! I like this place. Nice and cozy!
I know! Such Service!
Five alar--er Stars!
Merlin
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This forum is stupid. I cant even report my own posts to the moderator. How stupid is that.
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WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.
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WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.
And how do you not get kicked back to the main screen after you post. I want to go back to the thread after posting, not back to the main screen.
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Probably as lame as real Displacing Andros...:rofl:
Merlin
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WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.
And how do you not get kicked back to the main screen after you post. I want to go back to the thread after posting, not back to the main screen.
Go into your profile settings, there is a check box in there that puts you back to your post in the thread so you can admire the carnage.
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WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.
And how do you not get kicked back to the main screen after you post. I want to go back to the thread after posting, not back to the main screen.
Go into your profile settings, there is a check box in there that puts you back to your post in the thread so you can admire the carnage.
Many thanks,
Merlin
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I'll abuse Hydrans. From a distance. With a BBQ. :rofl:
Most Klingons prefer that you boil the Hydran first, to remove the methane, before you BBQ it. Lyrans, on the other hand can be less picky.
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I'll abuse Hydrans. From a distance. With a BBQ. :rofl:
Most Klingons prefer that you boil the Hydran first, to remove the methane, before you BBQ it. Lyrans, on the other hand can be less picky.
LMFAO!!!
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Charcoal!! all the way!
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Klingon's burn or boil food !!! Bah!! :P Every one knows the best way to prepare Hydran is, With light torture with pain sticks, In an oxygen atmosphere. The Oxygen helps rid the body of methane, And the pain sticks make it release chemicals that speed oxygen absorption, And it releases Hormone analogs that help soften the flesh.
Start eating after a light stun to keep in that fresh favor in and KaP`LaH !
A meal fit for a warrior.
PS: For more cooking tips read my book, Human Food Is Revolting and For Weaklings. Or prepare to meet me in battle :lol:
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No this is the way to cook a Hydran!
Hydran S'mores
For that outdoor cat who needs a treat
Start with one whole captured "live" Hydran still in Methane.
Add sugar and set aside.
Next get out 2 Human crackers...and a piece of chocolate.
Now back to the hydran..simply add a lit match and stand back......blow out flames when the squealing stops...2 to 10 minutes depending on size...
Place between crackers and piece of chocolate in middle.
YUMMMMMM
great for outdoor excursions and even entertainment...
On my outings we count the minutes till the squealing stops as to how many glasses of bloodwine we must drink..
The young ones love to watch the different colors the flames make.....
:popcorn:
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No this is the way to cook a Hydran!
Hydran S'mores
For that outdoor cat who needs a treat
Start with one whole captured "live" Hydran still in Methane.
Add sugar and set aside.
Next get out 2 Human crackers...and a piece of chocolate.
Now back to the hydran..simply add a lit match and stand back......blow out flames when the squealing stops...2 to 10 minutes depending on size...
Place between crackers and piece of chocolate in middle.
YUMMMMMM
great for outdoor excursions and even entertainment...
On my outings we count the minutes till the squealing stops as to how many glasses of bloodwine we must drink..
The young ones love to watch the different colors the flames make.....
:popcorn:
We need Steel Claw. He has a recipe for everything. :D
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WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.
I feel your pain Dizzy...
My eyes feel like they are going crossed :o
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WTF is up with the text? Its so damn small I cant read anything.
I feel your pain Dizzy...
My eyes feel like they are going crossed :o
Aw, man!!! We close the entire set of Taldren forums to get away from this 'n00b' and she finds us anyways!!! :banghead:
j/k Glad you found us... but stay away from the gas grills. ;D
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wtf IS UP WITH ALL THE DAMNED SMALL FONTS USED HERE? i CANT FREAKING READ ANYTHING! i NEED A DAMNED MAGNAFYING GLASS... tHIS IS bs. hOW CAN i CHANGE THAT?
OOPS CAPS.
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Dizzy are you ummm angry about something? Just checking
Wash
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This is a flame thread. Of course something is wrong!
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Aw, man!!! We close the entire set of Taldren forums to get away from this 'n00b' and she finds us anyways!!! :banghead:
j/k Glad you found us... but stay away from the gas grills. ;D
Hey... Blame TRACEY...(I think she likes it anyhow, LOL) She told me where to find you ;)
No worries about the gas grills and me... got a bit of a phobia about them after I lost some of my eyebrows in a horrible lighting incident... I don't want to talk about it.. it took several years of therapy just to be able to say BBQ again...
And did you notice, I even actually responded to Dizzy even after he almost made me cry (twice) because he said he didn't like me... :'(
It's ok.. an to think I was gonna offer him free beer... :smackhead:
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wtf IS UP WITH ALL THE DAMNED SMALL FONTS USED HERE? i CANT FREAKING READ ANYTHING! i NEED A DAMNED MAGNAFYING GLASS... tHIS IS bs. hOW CAN i CHANGE THAT?
OOPS CAPS.
Dizzy ?
You want to borrow my golf club ?
Sometimes it helps to take out the aggression, not often, but if you've got an old washing machine sitting around, it might help you...
i'm just here to help... ;D
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This one had to be bumped back to the front page, just because we arent a community without one.
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Keep passing me the clubs, Aurora. I'm using the 7 iron on the font machine now... Looks like it might take a 4...
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Keep passing me the clubs, Aurora. I'm using the 7 iron on the font machine now... Looks like it might take a 4...
I'm here for ya man :cuss:
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Keep passing me the clubs, Aurora. I'm using the 7 iron on the font machine now... Looks like it might take a 4...
That would be the proper application of "Hit Any Key To Continue..." :P
[Current Signature Is Under Construction...]
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Aw, man!!! We close the entire set of Taldren forums to get away from this 'n00b' and she finds us anyways!!! :banghead:
j/k Glad you found us... but stay away from the gas grills. ;D
Hey... Blame TRACEY...(I think she likes it anyhow, LOL) She told me where to find you ;)
No worries about the gas grills and me... got a bit of a phobia about them after I lost some of my eyebrows in a horrible lighting incident... I don't want to talk about it.. it took several years of therapy just to be able to say BBQ again...
And did you notice, I even actually responded to Dizzy even after he almost made me cry (twice) because he said he didn't like me... :'(
It's ok.. an to think I was gonna offer him free beer... :smackhead:
Dizzy is like a chihuahua.... all bark and very little bite. ;D
But he is not a bad guy once you get past the attitude.
About the grill, reminds me of an ex of mine... grill-slayer was her name.
Got me a brand new $400 gas grill and was busy prepping the meat (Yeah, sounds wonderful, doesn't it?) for our meal.
So I asked her to start the grill....she said fine, goes out side, and a few minutes later.... WHOOMP!!!! :o
She never opened it...just turned on the gas, waited a minute, then lit it. :smackhead:
She blew the lid OFF my brand new grill!!! And lost both eyebrows and her vangs (is that how you spell that?) in the process.
I laughed SO hard, my gut hurt... I was ticked off over the busted grill... but it was just too funny not to laugh over. :rofl:
She never started a grill again as long as I knew her... Jeez.... it has been about 8 years now since that incident...
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No need to batter the equipment there, guys. All ya need to do is:
1) Go up to the t00l bar in IE and click View, then Text Size, and then select your prefered font size
OR
2) Hold down the Ctrl key in yer keyboard and roll yer mouse wheel up 'n down until the size is what you want it to be (presumin' that you have a mouse wheel, that is).
Hope that helps ;D
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Bangs. Women have bangs in their hair.
Just be grateful she didnt burn the beef tips. :o
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Bangs ?!?!?!? I Don't have any !!! Am I supposed to ? Damn... ;)
BTW, I did have the lid open when I was lighting the grill. However, someone had the <insert favorite expletive here> propane bottle set on KILL... so when I pushed the button to ignite it, it went poof in my face. Luckily, I think I had my waist length hair pulled back that day otherwise it could have been real ugly.
I think I can handle Dizzy just fine, he doesn't bother me any. He can feel free to push my buttons all he likes, I will push back, but it's all in fun. I'm pretty even tempered.. unless the washing machine makes me angry :lol:
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Bangs ?!?!?!? I Don't have any !!! Am I supposed to ? Damn... ;)
BTW, I did have the lid open when I was lighting the grill. However, someone had the <insert favorite expletive here> propane bottle set on KILL... so when I pushed the button to ignite it, it went poof in my face. Luckily, I think I had my waist length hair pulled back that day otherwise it could have been real ugly.
I think I can handle Dizzy just fine, he doesn't bother me any. He can feel free to push my buttons all he likes, I will push back, but it's all in fun. I'm pretty even tempered.. unless the washing machine makes me angry :lol:
It was bearslayer who said his girlfriend burned off her "VANGS" when she blew up his grill. Then he said "Vangs, I think thats how you spell it."
I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.
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a chuahua... Well, I have seen those vicious suckers snarl... and they may be real cute cudley and small, but when u see those things get mad, you are a PHUUL to get any digit closer than 2 feet of that things mouth...
And aurora, I cant wait to start touching your buttons... :)
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Looks like for some people the flames will be going out. :(
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5270202/
New codes are turning
many barbecuers into criminals
An international fire code being adopted across America bans grilling on many apartment decks and balconies.
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I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.
:rofl:
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(http://www.milkspank.com/phi1618/retard.jpeg)
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http://www.cacl.ca
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Looks like for some people the flames will be going out. :(
[url]http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5270202/[/url]
New codes are turning
many barbecuers into criminals
An international fire code being adopted across America bans grilling on many apartment decks and balconies.
Not many people read the internatonal fire code? I didn't even know one even existed. :screwloose:
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Bangs ?!?!?!? I Don't have any !!! Am I supposed to ? Damn... ;)
BTW, I did have the lid open when I was lighting the grill. However, someone had the <insert favorite expletive here> propane bottle set on KILL... so when I pushed the button to ignite it, it went poof in my face. Luckily, I think I had my waist length hair pulled back that day otherwise it could have been real ugly.
I think I can handle Dizzy just fine, he doesn't bother me any. He can feel free to push my buttons all he likes, I will push back, but it's all in fun. I'm pretty even tempered.. unless the washing machine makes me angry :lol:
It was bearslayer who said his girlfriend burned off her "VANGS" when she blew up his grill. Then he said "Vangs, I think thats how you spell it."
I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.
Yeah, I know it was bearslayer, but I still don't have any, lol.
And...
It wasn't as if I was TRYING to launch the grill... I was only trying to light it. Perhaps someone was trying to do me in ? lol
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:: Click - Click - Click - Foooooom ::
Ahhhh, another Hydran for the barbie ... God bless gas ...
Dizzy, ref the font size. There have been a couple of post already, but if you missed 'em, look to your upper left, go to View-Text Size and then select a smaller (or larger for the far-sighted old farts <cough> fluf <cough>) and it should work fine.
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I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.
:rofl:
Oh, sure... have a laugh at my expense... I see how it works... I'll bet you don't have nightmares about a big shiny thing chasing you now do you ? Well.. unless you're dreaming about that freak in the tutu chasing you after he's been rolling around in oil.. but I don't want to know about your fantasies... :rofl:
Dizzy ?
May I use one of the golf clubs ???
Bearslayer ? Sweetie ? Please come a little closer, I've got something for you ;)
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a chuahua... Well, I have seen those vicious suckers snarl... and they may be real cute cudley and small, but when u see those things get mad, you are a PHUUL to get any digit closer than 2 feet of that things mouth...
And aurora, I cant wait to start touching your buttons... :)
:lol: Oh, Dizzy... you just say the sweetest things, lol
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Charcoal, gives it a better taste IMO.
...and more carcinogens! YAY!
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lol true, though due to the English weather i dont have that many barbecues each year, so my intake of carcinogens related to charcoal barbecues is low.
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heheh....I hear ya. I agree that charcoal grilling tastes better, though. I've been using a propane grill for about 13 years, though. It's just easier.
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I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D
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I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D
You too?
I had Toxic Hell to get mine.... what did you eat? :rofl:
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I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.
:rofl:
Oh, sure... have a laugh at my expense... I see how it works... I'll bet you don't have nightmares about a big shiny thing chasing you now do you ? Well.. unless you're dreaming about that freak in the tutu chasing you after he's been rolling around in oil.. but I don't want to know about your fantasies... :rofl:
Dizzy ?
May I use one of the golf clubs ???
Bearslayer ? Sweetie ? Please come a little closer, I've got something for you ;)
Oh Joy.... rolling pins from one side... golf club from the other.... :help:
he-he... got KRolling with this... :rollingpin:
You gonna get your own? ;D
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I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D
You too?
I had Toxic Hell to get mine.... what did you eat? :rofl:
The question is, what didn't I eat? 6 rounds of golf in 4 days in Myrtle, plus all the booze and red meat you could shake a stick at has left Kroma a very stinky boy today. Damn if only that cart girl would pull up out side my office with a cold one, I might be able to get throught the rest of this day.
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I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D
You too?
I had Toxic Hell to get mine.... what did you eat? :rofl:
The question is, what didn't I eat? 6 rounds of golf in 4 days in Myrtle, plus all the booze and red meat you could shake a stick at has left Kroma a very stinky boy today. Damn if only that cart girl would pull up out side my office with a cold one, I might be able to get throught the rest of this day.
I'll bet you're simply maloderous, then...
Doggy endeavours to stay upwind.
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I voted charcoal, although I recently got gas. ;D
You too?
I had Toxic Hell to get mine.... what did you eat? :rofl:
The question is, what didn't I eat? 6 rounds of golf in 4 days in Myrtle, plus all the booze and red meat you could shake a stick at has left Kroma a very stinky boy today. Damn if only that cart girl would pull up out side my office with a cold one, I might be able to get throught the rest of this day.
I'll bet you're simply maloderous, then...
Doggy endeavours to stay upwind.
Uncharacteristic for a doggy... ;) *shudders at thought*
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I was unaware you had attempted to launch a grill into sub-orbital space as well.
:rofl:
Oh, sure... have a laugh at my expense... I see how it works... I'll bet you don't have nightmares about a big shiny thing chasing you now do you ? Well.. unless you're dreaming about that freak in the tutu chasing you after he's been rolling around in oil.. but I don't want to know about your fantasies... :rofl:
Dizzy ?
May I use one of the golf clubs ???
Bearslayer ? Sweetie ? Please come a little closer, I've got something for you ;)
Oh Joy.... rolling pins from one side... golf club from the other.... :help:
he-he... got KRolling with this... :rollingpin:
You gonna get your own? ;D
Well, we must keep you males in line somehow. Is it our fault you are masochistic ?
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... Is it our fault you are masochistic ?
Yup! ;D (e.g. (http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163342751.msg1122389633.html#msg1122389633))