Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 17, 2003, 05:28:28 pm
Sigh, it isn't easy being so inquisitive. I am at a loss over this one.
Post by: FatherTed on February 17, 2003, 06:41:19 pm
Post by: LongTooth on February 17, 2003, 06:51:44 pm
Post by: Maxillius on February 17, 2003, 06:51:47 pm
Post by: KRolling on February 17, 2003, 07:07:01 pm
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on February 18, 2003, 03:22:15 am
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 18, 2003, 08:44:11 am
Once again, I apologize for any controversy this may cause.
SC
Post by: theRomulan on February 18, 2003, 10:24:35 am
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 18, 2003, 10:46:05 am
#1
http://www.ziggyland.com/Templates/bachbrain.htm
#2
http://www.ziggyland.com/Templates/mmbrain.htm
and #3
http://www.ziggyland.com/Templates/fbrain.htm
Post by: WickedZombie45 on February 18, 2003, 01:47:39 pm
Quote:
Please understand that this lab work was legal under Kzin law. I am going to show you the results of some brain tests we did on some Fed subjects. We always wondered about the intellect of Feds, now we know.
Once again, I apologize for any controversy this may cause.
SC
Also note the thick layer of fluid protecting the brain which allows a typical Fed to be whapped on the head by surgical 2 x 4's (or the blunt end of a bet'leth) countless times without any major damage.
Post by: Green on February 18, 2003, 02:15:02 pm
Now the real question is ... who's gonna smack ya first? Tracy or Rolling? (PS - Duck that pin if its Rolling ...)
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 18, 2003, 02:34:09 pm
Post by: Spartan on February 18, 2003, 06:21:14 pm
Post by: KRolling on February 18, 2003, 07:38:53 pm
Post by: KATChuutRitt on February 19, 2003, 01:41:44 am
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on February 19, 2003, 01:48:10 am
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 19, 2003, 06:08:50 am
Quote:
Hey that looks like Da "Nip weed, mind if I pick your Brain Steel Claw..........
Pick away! Of course, my brain would only take you about 5 seconds to pick.
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on February 19, 2003, 09:44:27 am
Quote:
Pick away! Of course, my brain would only take you about 5 seconds to pick.
Speaking of which...
Kzinti intelligence subspace communication scans have intercepted some
rather revealing Federation radio traffic...
These are believed to be evidence of Federation research into brain
surgery, which could pose a problem for the Kzin, as any development
may interfere with their valued docile nature in Kzinti "livestock" camps:
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/belay_th.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/brain_fa.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/face_of_.au
On news of this message the Patriarch ordered the capture
of the base where the research was taking place...
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/bus_vapo.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/bzzzt.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/humanity.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/prime_di.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/fire.mp3
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/sayhello.au
Later, in the "livestock camp" mess hall, the captured feds dicuss their feed...
(Though there have been some indications this message may have actually
been recorded at a Federation installation known as "Taldren"...)
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/cabage.mp3
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/cheeskpr.mp3
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/eatdirt.mp3
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/chewing.au
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/favorite.mp3
After feeding, during work detail...
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/clean_fi.au
A fearsome Kzin guard passes by, supervising the work.
The docile Fed looks up...
http://sounds.wavcentral.com/televis/renstimp/hello_su.au
See why we love 'em?
Post by: KRolling on February 19, 2003, 10:03:50 am
<hits rajnsaj with rolling pin>
Post by: True_Sabre on February 20, 2003, 08:50:26 pm
Post by: J'inn on February 20, 2003, 11:48:11 pm