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Title: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 04:55:52 pm: I have two fotos that are not clear, and I think the person holding something has no clothes on. No, I do not want to know about porn or anything, I'm just curious as to why a vendor of something would be undressed, if that is the case.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 06:07:45 pm: Jack,

I had seen a picture once of a funny pizza vendor.

The poster showed what appeared to be three men and one woman apparently naked with pizza boxes strategically located to cover certain areas.

Over the guys was a caption (I assume referred to the diameter of the pizzas) 9", 12" and 16", and over the girl was "dipping sauce" and "garlic fingers".

I can only infer this was done to make the advertizement funny and memorable. It was for me.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 06:15:32 pm: but if I send you the pic, can you enlarge it without distorting it? Stephen and I and another person think this person is undressed, and if he is, then I'm gonna be one pissed off M/Fer! The lighting is so noone can be sure though, but I'm sure some of you have programs that can enhance things?
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 06:55:23 pm: Thank you for the detailed analysis Toten, you know why.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 07:05:03 pm: Jack,

That is my view, does it jive with explaination you may have been told ?

BTW if ur wondering why I can pick sense out of soo little info in the picture, its because of interpretations of photos I have to do from confined space entries on the boilers at my plant when I do maintenance annually. Sometimes the actual picture itself needs to be interpreted by surrounding details rather than the centre of photo resolution. (some guys cannot hold a camera straight while hanging from a safety harness, go figure).
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 07:09:02 pm: No explanations yet, but damn, your analysis was something like the CIA would give me. I'll ask vicky who took the pics, but it seems weird she would hold the cards. BTW, those cards are what was needed for a Direct tv system I bought for the family, seems the pawn shop in El Paso gave me the wrong cards and yes, you can buy unactivated cards here in the U.S. Actually, you can buy a lot more than that, but I'm not even going there!
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 07:10:06 pm: Nice so my estimation of the items size was pretty much right on !!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 07:12:51 pm: You must have a bad arse foto program? I cannot even get that kind of detail with what came with my p/c.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 07:27:40 pm: what photo programme.

I opened the pics with outlook, and then made some guesses.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 08:37:36 pm: Shows how much I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT MY program stuff, God bless the P/C gurus here.
Title: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 04:55:52 pm: I have two fotos that are not clear, and I think the person holding something has no clothes on. No, I do not want to know about porn or anything, I'm just curious as to why a vendor of something would be undressed, if that is the case.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 06:07:45 pm: Jack,

I had seen a picture once of a funny pizza vendor.

The poster showed what appeared to be three men and one woman apparently naked with pizza boxes strategically located to cover certain areas.

Over the guys was a caption (I assume referred to the diameter of the pizzas) 9", 12" and 16", and over the girl was "dipping sauce" and "garlic fingers".

I can only infer this was done to make the advertizement funny and memorable. It was for me.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 06:15:32 pm: but if I send you the pic, can you enlarge it without distorting it? Stephen and I and another person think this person is undressed, and if he is, then I'm gonna be one pissed off M/Fer! The lighting is so noone can be sure though, but I'm sure some of you have programs that can enhance things?
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 06:55:23 pm: Thank you for the detailed analysis Toten, you know why.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 07:05:03 pm: Jack,

That is my view, does it jive with explaination you may have been told ?

BTW if ur wondering why I can pick sense out of soo little info in the picture, its because of interpretations of photos I have to do from confined space entries on the boilers at my plant when I do maintenance annually. Sometimes the actual picture itself needs to be interpreted by surrounding details rather than the centre of photo resolution. (some guys cannot hold a camera straight while hanging from a safety harness, go figure).
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 07:09:02 pm: No explanations yet, but damn, your analysis was something like the CIA would give me. I'll ask vicky who took the pics, but it seems weird she would hold the cards. BTW, those cards are what was needed for a Direct tv system I bought for the family, seems the pawn shop in El Paso gave me the wrong cards and yes, you can buy unactivated cards here in the U.S. Actually, you can buy a lot more than that, but I'm not even going there!
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 07:10:06 pm: Nice so my estimation of the items size was pretty much right on !!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 07:12:51 pm: You must have a bad arse foto program? I cannot even get that kind of detail with what came with my p/c.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 07:27:40 pm: what photo programme.

I opened the pics with outlook, and then made some guesses.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 08:37:36 pm: Shows how much I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT MY program stuff, God bless the P/C gurus here.
Title: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 04:55:52 pm: I have two fotos that are not clear, and I think the person holding something has no clothes on. No, I do not want to know about porn or anything, I'm just curious as to why a vendor of something would be undressed, if that is the case.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 06:07:45 pm: Jack,

I had seen a picture once of a funny pizza vendor.

The poster showed what appeared to be three men and one woman apparently naked with pizza boxes strategically located to cover certain areas.

Over the guys was a caption (I assume referred to the diameter of the pizzas) 9", 12" and 16", and over the girl was "dipping sauce" and "garlic fingers".

I can only infer this was done to make the advertizement funny and memorable. It was for me.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 06:15:32 pm: but if I send you the pic, can you enlarge it without distorting it? Stephen and I and another person think this person is undressed, and if he is, then I'm gonna be one pissed off M/Fer! The lighting is so noone can be sure though, but I'm sure some of you have programs that can enhance things?
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 06:55:23 pm: Thank you for the detailed analysis Toten, you know why.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 07:05:03 pm: Jack,

That is my view, does it jive with explaination you may have been told ?

BTW if ur wondering why I can pick sense out of soo little info in the picture, its because of interpretations of photos I have to do from confined space entries on the boilers at my plant when I do maintenance annually. Sometimes the actual picture itself needs to be interpreted by surrounding details rather than the centre of photo resolution. (some guys cannot hold a camera straight while hanging from a safety harness, go figure).
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 07:09:02 pm: No explanations yet, but damn, your analysis was something like the CIA would give me. I'll ask vicky who took the pics, but it seems weird she would hold the cards. BTW, those cards are what was needed for a Direct tv system I bought for the family, seems the pawn shop in El Paso gave me the wrong cards and yes, you can buy unactivated cards here in the U.S. Actually, you can buy a lot more than that, but I'm not even going there!
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 07:10:06 pm: Nice so my estimation of the items size was pretty much right on !!!!!!!!!!!!! Excellent.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 07:12:51 pm: You must have a bad arse foto program? I cannot even get that kind of detail with what came with my p/c.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: Toten on January 15, 2004, 07:27:40 pm: what photo programme.

I opened the pics with outlook, and then made some guesses.
Title: Re: Any of you peeps foto gurus?
Post by: JMM on January 15, 2004, 08:37:36 pm: Shows how much I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT MY program stuff, God bless the P/C gurus here.