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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KDS-KYTARH on February 23, 2003, 06:53:47 pm
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All Klingons are to report to the forum as soon as possible.
We have a new leader.
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Oh dear. I'm afraid to ask........
-S'Cipio the afraid
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<LongTooth jumps up and down> I won I won

Sooo who is it
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I am contemplating sending many EIC Operatives to find out who it is.
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Heheheh they have yet to realize the horror....
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hehe wait untill they find out who it is.
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OMG not hooch
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<looks up in the air and starts whistling..>
Hmmhmmhmmhmhmmmmm
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FIrst off, I would like that my beautiful Orion wife, for her ever-lasting support, and then I woud like to thank my pet targ for the encouraging me to run, and I would like to thank my....
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All haill Chancellor Long Tooth!
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<puts down super secret message from deep cover Klink agents and prepares bribery checks>
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FIrst off, I would like that my beautiful Orion wife, for her ever-lasting support, and then I woud like to thank my pet targ for the encouraging me to run, and I would like to thank my....
The Klingon Empire would like to appologize for the sudden interuption of Karnak's acceptance speech.
The problem seems to have occured when several klingon disruptors held by Warriors in the hall all accidentally discharged at once.
The further coincidence that all the blasts struck the podium he was speaking from further compounded the problem.
That is all.
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FIrst off, I would like that my beautiful Orion wife, for her ever-lasting support, and then I woud like to thank my pet targ for the encouraging me to run, and I would like to thank my....
The Klingon Empire would like to appologize for the sudden interuption of Karnak's acceptance speech.
The problem seems to have occured when several klingon disruptors held by Warriors in the hall all accidentally discharged at once.
The further coincidence that all the blasts struck the podium he was speaking from further compounded the problem.
That is all.
OK, OK...so my executive decree about painting all of the bridge interiors of our warships Emerald Green was not a good idea.
How about we declare war on the Feds, go conquer Earth; skin the DiJ'inn mustard alive for attempted bribery and corruption; cook some Hydrans in their own methane; and, most importantly, double the daily blood-wine rations on all Imperial warships, effectively immediately.
<applause>
<Bathleths banging on the ground>
There. You see, they love me already.
R/P Off.
Seriously though, I admire the manner in which the Klingons go about in choosing their new leader. It is, I believe, a model for other races to follow.
Well done.
R/P on.
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And we double the export of bloodwine to the Klingon empire
Ahhh.... C-Bills smell so good.
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And now for something completely different.....................IT'S................
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Whoever it is, I kinda feel sorry for the guy. All that stress and politics.
May I suggest a stay on the Riverboat Casino. VIP perks of course.
Come on down. Stay a while. We'll do lunch.
Hey you need the relaxation. And if you ever need a trustworthy ear to run your plans by, hey yer buddy J'inn is just the guy.
Two cute furry ears, no waiting.
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Whoever it is, I kinda feel sorry for the guy. All that stress and politics.
May I suggest a stay on the Riverboat Casino. VIP perks of course.
Come on down. Stay a while. We'll do lunch.
Hey you need the relaxation. And if you ever need a trustworthy ear to run your plans by, hey yer buddy J'inn is just the guy.
Two cute furry ears, no waiting.
Never trust anyone who gets his name from a condiment.
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You know I would be quite happy to fill in for the new klingon leader if he ever wants to take up jinn's offer
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You know, I'm really hoping that an old Klink has returned, and that this new Chancellor is FluffyBunny. That would be a great excuse for me to change all my sound files to "Kill the Wabbit!" by the immortal Elmer Fudd.
-S'Cipio: Keeper of the Holy Handgrenade of Antioch
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He's got teeth......... he can leap about........ look at the bones, man!
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Minnesota IS the epicenter of the Alpha Quadrant.
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Minnesota IS the epicenter of the Alpha Quadrant.
Isn't the epicenter a void?
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Minnesota IS the epicenter of the Alpha Quadrant.
Isn't the epicenter a void?
Aren't you both saying the same thing?

dave