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Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: Vandemar Croup on February 28, 2003, 02:29:21 am
Oh I've been SSSOOOO wronged here. One of them even asked why you were so famous and I told them it was because you'd NEVER hit an asteroid. And what do I see but my name in your list of villains.

Well ok, I did say some things about lawyers, but, well, you know, that's all true....

Isn't it?
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: gornrule on February 28, 2003, 02:55:12 am
  My friend is absolutely correct.   There are plenty of good, well established reasons to hate J'inn.  Allow me to name a few:

    1)  He's a lawyer.

    2)  He's server admin.

    3)  He's a lawyer.

    4)  He's a bad pilot.

    5)  He cheats.


  There ya have it.  5 perfectly valid reasons to hate J'inn.  And that's just the start.  Use these reasons as a jumping off point and allow your own personal hatred to manifest itself in its own right.

  Seriously though, <gulp>, give the man a break.  Hate me.  It's alot easier, trust me.  And public opinion would DEFINITELY be with ya.  So please, ease up on J'inn.


 GWarlock
 Master of the SOS
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 28, 2003, 06:42:18 am
You should remember all the good times had on the Riverboat Casino. Come to think of it, I had toi indenture my wife and kids after visiting.
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: SSCF Hooch on February 28, 2003, 07:14:56 am
Quote:

Listen up!!

Everytime I log onto to the server or get one of you little teenage so and sos in a mission it's the same BS.   So, please I beg you.   Read the following:


1)    I HAVE NEVER HIT AN ASTEROID!!    I don't care who told ya what!  So stop with the wise cracks.

2)    I NEVER DID ANYTHING AT ALL TO DESERVE THE-THREAD-THAT-WILL-NOT-BE-MENTIONED!     It's just what "certain" people sans a real hobby do for fun.

3)   Whatever it is you have been told about me, I got one word for you.    LIES!

4)  DO NOT CALL ME ASTEROID BOY!  (Said TWICE)

5)  DO NOT CALL ME "HEY IT's THE BASTARD DUDE!"   (Once and that was enough)

Now I don't blame you SOS guys.  Your new here. (I think).  I blame all of the weasels here that have been feeding you lies.  It's sick!   Let me name names!    G'Warlock!  Tracey!   BobG  (repeated reports of "but BobG said . . . .")!  Kroma!  Croup (have you no shame?)

<storms off in a huff>


Grrrrr.    So many people to despise.  So little time.
 



Heh, Good to see I am off the "A" list.

Tis true, he may never have hit a rock, but he has been known to turn into an SP full of slow drones.

That I did see...

Hooch
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: Maxillius on February 28, 2003, 07:26:26 am
they could at least wait to warp the children until they knew you first

by then it couldn't be helped

Anyway, SOS, there's only so much a guy can take.
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: FatherTed on February 28, 2003, 07:40:29 am
Quote:

Quote:

Listen up!!

Everytime I log onto to the server or get one of you little teenage so and sos in a mission it's the same BS.   So, please I beg you.   Read the following:


1)    I HAVE NEVER HIT AN ASTEROID!!    I don't care who told ya what!  So stop with the wise cracks.

2)    I NEVER DID ANYTHING AT ALL TO DESERVE THE-THREAD-THAT-WILL-NOT-BE-MENTIONED!     It's just what "certain" people sans a real hobby do for fun.

3)   Whatever it is you have been told about me, I got one word for you.    LIES!

4)  DO NOT CALL ME ASTEROID BOY!  (Said TWICE)

5)  DO NOT CALL ME "HEY IT's THE BASTARD DUDE!"   (Once and that was enough)

Now I don't blame you SOS guys.  Your new here. (I think).  I blame all of the weasels here that have been feeding you lies.  It's sick!   Let me name names!    G'Warlock!  Tracey!   BobG  (repeated reports of "but BobG said . . . .")!  Kroma!  Croup (have you no shame?)

<storms off in a huff>


Grrrrr.    So many people to despise.  So little time.
 



Heh, Good to see I am off the "A" list.

Tis true, he may never have hit a rock, but he has been known to turn into an SP full of slow drones.

That I did see...

Hooch  



Who could forget this little gem:  Why you don't want to be J'inns Wingman  
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: Bob Graham on February 28, 2003, 07:49:42 am
Quote:

Listen up!!

Everytime I log onto to the server or get one of you little teenage so and sos in a mission it's the same BS.   So, please I beg you.   Read the following:


1)    I HAVE NEVER HIT AN ASTEROID!!    I don't care who told ya what!  So stop with the wise cracks.

2)    I NEVER DID ANYTHING AT ALL TO DESERVE THE-THREAD-THAT-WILL-NOT-BE-MENTIONED!     It's just what "certain" people sans a real hobby do for fun.

3)   Whatever it is you have been told about me, I got one word for you.    LIES!

4)  DO NOT CALL ME ASTEROID BOY!  (Said TWICE)

5)  DO NOT CALL ME "HEY IT's THE BASTARD DUDE!"   (Once and that was enough)

Now I don't blame you SOS guys.  Your new here. (I think).  I blame all of the weasels here that have been feeding you lies.  It's sick!   Let me name names!    G'Warlock!  Tracey!   BobG  (repeated reports of "but BobG said . . . .")!  Kroma!  Croup (have you no shame?)

<storms off in a huff>


Grrrrr.    So many people to despise.  So little time.
 



 I deny I made slanderous statements toward the Bastage who hits the spinning stationary rocks.   I deny that I just refered to him as the Bastage who hits the spinning staionary rocks.  I deny I was here.

RSTFBobG, Captaining the RIS Freds ridin Chesse
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on February 28, 2003, 08:26:29 am
Petitioning to join SPQR, eh?
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on February 28, 2003, 09:38:13 am
Quote:

Listen up!!

Everytime I log onto to the server or get one of you little teenage so and sos in a mission it's the same BS.   So, please I beg you.   Read the following:


1)    I HAVE NEVER HIT AN ASTEROID!!    I don't care who told ya what!  So stop with the wise cracks.

2)    I NEVER DID ANYTHING AT ALL TO DESERVE THE-THREAD-THAT-WILL-NOT-BE-MENTIONED!     It's just what "certain" people sans a real hobby do for fun.

3)   Whatever it is you have been told about me, I got one word for you.    LIES!

4)  DO NOT CALL ME ASTEROID BOY!  (Said TWICE)

5)  DO NOT CALL ME "HEY IT's THE BASTARD DUDE!"   (Once and that was enough)

Now I don't blame you SOS guys.  Your new here. (I think).  I blame all of the weasels here that have been feeding you lies.  It's sick!   Let me name names!    G'Warlock!  Tracey!   BobG  (repeated reports of "but BobG said . . . .")!  Kroma!  Croup (have you no shame?)

<storms off in a huff>


Grrrrr.    So many people to despise.  So little time.
 



Looks like SOS's crash course in SFC2 is coming along nicely.
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: NuclearWeasels on February 28, 2003, 10:24:16 am
Quote:

....
J'inn's assorted mistruths deleted

....

Now I don't blame you SOS guys.  Your new here. (I think).  I blame all of the weasels here that have been feeding you lies.  It's sick!   Let me name names!    G'Warlock!  Tracey!   BobG  (repeated reports of "but BobG said . . . .")!  Kroma!  Croup (have you no shame?)
...
 



THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!!
I shall stand for no further abuse of weasels - and I'll thank you not to lump (ewww) the above species in with us!
And from a lawyer no less! Whatever happened to professional courtesy?
Weasels are a long-suffering, sadly misunderstood creature, and I'm afraid it has become my destiny to educate you in their inate superiority!

<humph!>  
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: KRolling on February 28, 2003, 11:20:51 am
Quote:

Quote:

....
J'inn's assorted mistruths deleted

....

Now I don't blame you SOS guys.  Your new here. (I think).  I blame all of the weasels here that have been feeding you lies.  It's sick!   Let me name names!    G'Warlock!  Tracey!   BobG  (repeated reports of "but BobG said . . . .")!  Kroma!  Croup (have you no shame?)
...
 



THAT IS ENOUGH!!!!!
I shall stand for no further abuse of weasels - and I'll thank you not to lump (ewww) the above species in with us!
And from a lawyer no less! Whatever happened to professional courtesy?
Weasels are a long-suffering, sadly misunderstood creature, and I'm afraid it has become my destiny to educate you in their inate superiority!

<humph!>    




ROFL!!  
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: TheMaverick on February 28, 2003, 04:46:05 pm
Quote:


*snippy*
1)    I HAVE NEVER HIT AN ASTEROID!!    I don't care who told ya what!  So stop with the wise cracks.

2)    I NEVER DID ANYTHING AT ALL TO DESERVE THE-THREAD-THAT-WILL-NOT-BE-MENTIONED!

*snippy*



Why you.... you... lawyer!
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: Sten on February 28, 2003, 05:07:56 pm
And to think I have to be in DC the second week of March and I wanted to visit with Jinn. I can't believe the accusations he has made about Croup. I could believe the rest on the list but Croup.

Shame Jinn, Shame on you.

I believe I will just have to find out for myself if a bar I lived in 23 years ago is still there by myself.

Sten
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!! *DELETED*
Post by: J'inn on February 28, 2003, 05:13:30 pm
Post deleted by J'inn
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on February 28, 2003, 05:20:54 pm
Quote:



(P.S.   You know darn well that after Squiggy's departure Croup is now the center of all EAW evil)  



Ooooh... you spoke about her in an open forum.... <look of shock horror, whispers begin to mutter in background>... J'inn, the brave...
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: Daew Anahos on March 01, 2003, 08:58:18 am
Quote:

Petitioning to join SPQR, eh?  



Please ignore any reference to "SPQR" as these letters mean nothing.

No SPQR fleet actually exists.

Thank you for your attention in this matter.

   
Title: Re: Alright you SOS weasels!!
Post by: Green on March 01, 2003, 09:58:34 am
Quote:


Well . . . time to call the DC gang.
S'Cippy   (remember to pick up Monty Python for Idiots on tape so I have a clue what he is talkign about)
G'Warlock   (note to self, pick up asprin)
KOTH Green   (get your arse up here!)
Pharoah  (stop complaining and get in the car!)
 



Sounds good.  But I have to wait for the snow to melt to ensure my coworkers don't accidently see me drive by and wonder why I couldn't make it into work, but could make it to a bar.  Personally, I think the reasons are obvious ...  
Title: The book of people requesting suicide....
Post by: Vandemar Croup on March 01, 2003, 07:30:33 pm
Quote:



(P.S.   You know darn well that after Squiggy's departure Croup is now the center of all EAW evil)  



Center of all EAW evil? Oh man. Makes me cry to realize all those years at Evil Tech weren't wasted.

Croup pulls out the "special" notebook from the command chair. Enters Jinn's name. Smiles and puts the notebook back. Slowly the grin faded till there was nothing left but cat.  
Title: Re: The book of people requesting suicide....
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on March 01, 2003, 08:09:12 pm
Well J'inn... I did warn you....

I wouldnt wanna be you about now.... <shudders with chills up my spine>....