Post by: Daew Anahos on March 03, 2003, 06:19:09 am
1.. At the Odd Fellows' picnic Sunday, [name deleted by Federation Security]
won first prize in the ladies' rolling-pin throwing con-
test. She threw her pin 99 yards.
2.. Mr. [name deleted by Federation Security] won the 100-yard dash.
Post by: KRolling on March 03, 2003, 11:43:02 am
Hopefully it was a tie, and the last yard made up by the gentleman was of him falling. Hehe!!
Post by: KATChuutRitt on March 03, 2003, 12:25:26 pm
I always had pictured you as younger Kim
<dons helmet>
Post by: Soreyes on March 03, 2003, 01:00:01 pm
Quote:`
And a photo of the event
I always had pictured you as younger Kim
<dons helmet>
Bad Kitty! Bad Kitty!
Post by: KRolling on March 03, 2003, 01:15:32 pm
Quote:
And a photo of the event
I always had pictured you as younger Kim
<dons helmet>
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Rolling grabs "Special Rolling Pin", the one with the spikes on it, and aims for Chuut Ritt's booty!!>
ROFL!!! Um.... yeah, I kinda pictured me a little younger, or at least a little different from this, also. <sigh>
Post by: NuclearWessels on March 03, 2003, 01:40:46 pm
Here we find evidence of the advanced nature of this sport:
(warning - lotsa popups)
dave
Post by: KRolling on March 03, 2003, 03:26:09 pm
Post by: Goose on March 03, 2003, 07:50:28 pm
Kzin officials have just confirmed the dismantling of one of the worst illegal rings of the underground world.
Kat juggling.
Thought to have began in the Mexican underworld in the 1980's on Earth, it has spread to the outer reaches of the galaxy where it is widely practised.
Young Kits are katnapped from their mothers to be used in this most hideous display of turtore. The most notorious rescue case of which was a young white Kat believed to have been dropped on it's head one too many times.
It has not been proven but it is believed to have entered law school and graduated.
More news at eleven.
Post by: KRolling on March 03, 2003, 07:55:30 pm
Post by: Vandemar Croup on March 03, 2003, 10:02:06 pm
Quote:
ROFL!!! Um.... yeah, I kinda pictured me a little younger, or at least a little different from this, also. <sigh>
This is really odd. Because that's EXACTLY how I had pictured you as well.....
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on March 04, 2003, 01:18:51 am
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ROFL!!! Um.... yeah, I kinda pictured me a little younger, or at least a little different from this, also. <sigh>
This is really odd. Because that's EXACTLY how I had pictured you as well.....
Well, the hair is the right color....
Post by: KRolling on March 04, 2003, 08:06:41 am
My hair is redder, well, I ummm.... I am different!! I'm sure this is a very, very nice lady, but I AM DIFFERENT!!! LOL!!!
Post by: Vandemar Croup on March 04, 2003, 08:09:30 am
Quote:
...but I AM DIFFERENT!!! LOL!!!
Ok, I'll agree with that....
Post by: KATChuutRitt on March 04, 2003, 01:04:04 pm
Seems like I got a picture of her mom from the seniors event....
That's what happens when you send Steel Claw out on assignment I guess, he has a thing for ladies of his age group <snicker>
Anyhow, agent M'ress has devivered a new pic from the event....
notice the look in her eye before she WHOMPS someone....
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on March 04, 2003, 01:06:40 pm
EDIT: P.S. She is much too young for me.
Post by: J'inn on March 04, 2003, 01:38:22 pm
Would you please send me a bucket load of spare time . . . It seems you have plenty and I have basically none. I'm jealous.
How the heck to you find these pictures??!!
Post by: SSCF Hooch on March 14, 2003, 05:32:57 pm
Hooch
Post by: KRolling on March 15, 2003, 06:36:19 am
Quote:
Wow, how did I miss this little gem of a thread?
Hooch
ACK!!! Who was the one who resurrected this thread again!!! Oh Hooch!!
Well, of all the nerve!! I still need my answer Hooch, I know you got my pm.
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on March 15, 2003, 06:59:14 am
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Wow, how did I miss this little gem of a thread?
Hooch
ACK!!! Who was the one who resurrected this thread again!!! Oh Hooch!!
Well, of all the nerve!! I still need my answer Hooch, I know you got my pm.
I'd hurry up and answer if I were you, Hooch. There are several rolling pins loaded into the... errr... A-racks... all with your name on them!!
Post by: SSCFPatterson on March 15, 2003, 08:17:38 am
Allow Me
Bump this one all the way to top of forums.
"Ducks out of the way of the Rolling Pin"
Post by: KRolling on March 15, 2003, 09:18:20 am
Now, stop it!!!
Post by: SSCFPatterson on March 15, 2003, 09:19:14 am
Still Have to bump this one
"Dodges the first rolling pin, and prepares for the launch of the second one"
Post by: Goose on March 15, 2003, 10:31:26 am
BUMP?
Post by: Maxillius on March 15, 2003, 12:57:45 pm
(fires PPD)
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP
hehehe thanx for letting me borrow your PPD, froggies
Post by: SSCFPatterson on March 15, 2003, 04:00:48 pm
Kimberly can take out a man a 500 yards with her specially designed rolling pins.
"Ducks again and begins to wounder if there is enough wood in the world to keep up with the production of ROLLING PINS being used lately"
So.....
BUMP AND DUCK
Post by: Aenigma on March 15, 2003, 05:18:24 pm
Aenigma
Post by: KRolling on March 15, 2003, 06:39:22 pm
Post by: Maxillius on March 16, 2003, 12:42:58 am
Quote:
Remember folks,
Kimberly can take out a man a 500 yards with her specially designed rolling pins.
"Ducks again and begins to wounder if there is enough wood in the world to keep up with the production of ROLLING PINS being used lately"
So.....
BUMP AND DUCK
so THAT'S what she's firing out the A-racks...
I was wondering why they only made an odd THOCK sound on my hull...
Post by: Goose on March 16, 2003, 11:09:58 am
Quote:
Ok, this is quite enough bumping!! LOL!!
ooooo I haven't even got started yet!
ask some of the old guard about
BUMPING THREADS!
BRUTHAHS AND SISTAHS!!!!
Post by: Daew Anahos on March 16, 2003, 04:01:53 pm
Quote:Quote:
Ok, this is quite enough bumping!! LOL!!
ooooo I haven't even got started yet!
ask some of the old guard about
BUMPING THREADS!
BRUTHAHS AND SISTAHS!!!!
I'm amazed this is on page 2 now
BUMP!
(Daew looks for KRolling and raises shields before warping out...)
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on March 16, 2003, 05:36:53 pm
Quote:Quote:Quote:
Ok, this is quite enough bumping!! LOL!!
ooooo I haven't even got started yet!
ask some of the old guard about
BUMPING THREADS!
BRUTHAHS AND SISTAHS!!!!
I'm amazed this is on page 2 now
BUMP!
(Daew looks for KRolling and raises shields before warping out...)
What? You mean you had your shields down??
(A shadow of a figure with what appears to be a large, cylindrical and very long shaped implement in her hand falls across your command chair)
Post by: SSCFPatterson on March 16, 2003, 09:49:25 pm
Stardate:
0303.15
Location:
SSCF Training Facilities - Vega Colonies
The SSCF Indelible NCC 1769, Flagship for Fleet Admiral Patterson and the SSCF Frontier NCC 2017, Flag ship for Fleet Admiral Lister sustained heavy damage during Fleet readiness exercises held near the Vega Colonies on Stardate 0303.15. Both ships were testing the readiness of the SSCF Integritus NCC 1996 commanded by Fleet Captain Rolling.
As the Indelible and Frontier both readied low yield phaser and photons for the tactical exercise, Fleet Captain Rolling preformed a variation of the "Rolling Mavouver", and the Integritus launched large cyldrical objects at the Indelible and Frontier.
The SSCF Indelible sustained damage to its Port side warp nacelle, while the SSCF Frontier recieved damage to it primary hull on the starboard side.
Fleet Admiral Lister remarked "Its a good thing that this was only a training exercise. I'd hate to see if she really loaded for bear."
Both vessels are expected to be repaired by Stardate 0303.16.
Bump
Post by: SghnDubh on March 16, 2003, 11:28:49 pm
Do ya'll have as much fun on the D2 as you do in these threads?
Post by: KRolling on March 17, 2003, 07:49:11 am
STOP IT!!!!
(LOL!!! You are a mess.)
Sincerely,
Fleet Captain K Rolling
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on March 17, 2003, 08:51:26 am
Kimberly, the mild-mannered home maker, steps into her art studio and in moments transforms into...
Super-K, the scurge of the SSCF (complete with her... errr... A-racks uniform).
Flt Cpt KRolling knows exactly how to handle any situation, should it... errr.. arise.
And now its time to put those skills to work. Here we find her now, in the art studio working on her latest creations (I'm sure you all remember her beautiful rendition of herself holding a rolling pin in her "Eat your heart out TraceyG thread), well, now she needs those skills again.
With a full set of crayons in one hand, and a wooden cooking implement in another, her work begins.
Here in her lair, we find row upon row of these secret weapons of mass destruction, all being faithfully crafted by a band of little wooden elf like creatures she brought back with her from her sojourn to the Klingon Empire several campaigns ago, and has kept secret here ever since. In gratitude for their emancipation from the tyranny of their former masters, they were more than happy to remain in her evil dungeon, working on new aerodynamic schematics and molecular bonding enhancements to the amunition that would one day be mounted within her... errr.. A-racks.
Despite their fine craftsmanship, these little gems need that personal touch, that loving little something to go with them, which Kimberley takes great delight in. In her best caligraphy, we find the names of all her favorite players being stencilled in the most loving of ways onto these, long, cylindrical objects. Why, there is one for Hooch (who resurrected this thread), and another for Patterson (who just posted). We can find one for Chuut (who put up that pic of her) which has special spikes on it, and another for the guy who started off this thread (I can't pronounce his name). In fact, as we gaze around this little industrious establishment, there are rolling pins for everyone who has ever crossed her in battle, as a momento of the occasion, surely. Be warned fellow D2ers, for the deadly A-Racks of the Integritus III (should that be a 2 instead of a 3? actually its one hundred and eleven), are coming soon, to a forum post near you.
Well, I thought putting BUMP would be boring...
...
Post by: KRolling on March 17, 2003, 08:55:15 am
Post by: ferretlxix on March 17, 2003, 09:03:54 am
).
But then some are just hungry.
Post by: Daew Anahos on March 17, 2003, 10:03:31 am
Quote:
In her best caligraphy, we find the names of all her favorite players being stencilled in the most loving of ways onto these, long, cylindrical objects. Why, there is one for Hooch (who resurrected this thread), and another for Patterson (who just posted). We can find one for Chuut (who put up that pic of her) which has special spikes on it, and another for the guy who started off this thread (I can't pronounce his name). In fact, as we gaze around this little industrious establishment, there are rolling pins for everyone who has ever crossed her in battle, as a momento of the occasion, surely. Be warned fellow D2ers, for the deadly A-Racks of the Integritus III (should that be a 2 instead of a 3? actually its one hundred and eleven), are coming soon, to a forum post near you.
Well, I thought putting BUMP would be boring...
...
I would help you with how to say my name...but I don't exist. So it's a moot point.
I also deny this reply as well.
Post by: Maxillius on March 17, 2003, 11:57:59 am
Quote:
After Reading this thread, you guys had me wondering what kind of 'Rolling' pins are out there and whoa.... some of these can be looked as if they are used by a Klingon (or by some strange pervert
OMGQuote:
But then some are just hungry.
!!!!!
Post by: Goose on March 17, 2003, 06:37:30 pm
Sounds like the design you outlined for Chuut.
As for me, I can honestly say I have never crossed KRolling in battle, and I've got the LACK of BUMPS to proove it.
BTW: KR I take you will be Fed in DOE? I will probably be Rom as Kzin aren't allowed.
Post by: SSCF Reveric on March 21, 2003, 03:28:14 pm
Post by: KRolling on March 21, 2003, 07:54:56 pm
Quote:
BUMP......
REV!!!!! I have a special Rolling Pin just for you!!!
Post by: SSCFPatterson on March 21, 2003, 07:59:00 pm
I am not the only one who has been bumping this thread.
Oh and the Indelible is repaired after the rolling pin incident
Post by: Green on March 21, 2003, 09:32:26 pm
Quote:
You see Kimberly,
I am not the only one who has been bumping this thread.
Post by: KRolling on March 22, 2003, 06:30:45 am
Post by: Daew Anahos on March 22, 2003, 07:13:28 am
?/me activates cloak & the anti-rolling pin point defense to hide from KRolling...
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on March 22, 2003, 08:03:29 am
Voice from the sky: What is your quest?
Kimberly: "I search for the Holy Rolling Pin"
What is your favourite colour?
Kimberley: "Well, derrr, blue of course!, just like the sky, its very pretty, see all the clouds up there making nice shapes and...
Voice from the sky: "Ahem... can we get back to the quest thing please..."
Kinberley: "Oooops, sorry."
Post by: Goose on March 22, 2003, 08:33:26 am
You gotta do it right,
like this...
Bump
.
.
.
.
.
DUCK!
Post by: KRolling on March 22, 2003, 12:27:35 pm
It's gotta be purple!!
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on March 22, 2003, 01:14:45 pm
Post by: KRolling on March 22, 2003, 07:47:54 pm
Quote:
I HATE BLUE!!!! LOL!!
It's gotta be purple!!
Ooops!!! I didn't say that, now did I??? I mean, I like Federation Blue, but not blue in general. Whew!!!
<runs away>
Post by: KATChuutRitt on March 23, 2003, 01:56:36 am
Quote:
Uh oh... she's turning Hydran on us...
The vision of Kim wielding 3 rolling pins simultaneously sends a chill through the community.
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on March 23, 2003, 03:26:49 am
Quote:Quote:
Uh oh... she's turning Hydran on us...
The vision of Kim wielding 3 rolling pins simultaneously sends a chill through the community.
Sssssshhh... Tantalus might here you....
Post by: Maxillius on March 23, 2003, 05:59:34 pm
you thought 3 rolling pins were bad, try 2 heavyish pins and a reeeally long rolling pin in front and 2 short-and-stout pins out the back; THAT'S frightening
Post by: SSCFPatterson on April 03, 2003, 07:14:05 pm
If the Jinn you bastard thread can get bumped,
then this one also deserves a little bump.
Post by: KRolling on April 03, 2003, 07:41:53 pm
This thread was dead!!! I saw it die!!!!
Post by: Maxillius on April 04, 2003, 07:01:25 am
<as a side note, laptops with dial-up connection to the internet are ideal during ice storms
>
Post by: Ravenstar on April 04, 2003, 08:14:56 am
Ravenstar
Post by: KRolling on April 04, 2003, 09:49:21 am
Quote:
Krolling is that really you!? By the way to mix the two threads just how many times have you seen JINN have intimate realations with...... well you know those rocky things? I don't want to be to graphic there may be children watching. Oh another question. Which has he encountered more ....that mentioned above or the Krolling pin!!!
Ravenstar
LOL!!!
I deny everything...
I deny nothing...
I deny I ever denied.
Post by: Ravenstar on April 04, 2003, 09:58:37 am
Quote:
LOL!!!
I deny everything...
I deny nothiing...
I deny I ever denied.
Now you are starting to sound Romulan!!! ritzin-fritzin plasma chuckers!!! The only good they are is for bumping the JINN thread! especially Maxillus.
Ravenstar
Post by: Daew Anahos on April 04, 2003, 10:06:34 am
Quote:
LOL!!!
I deny everything...
I deny nothiing...
I deny I ever denied.
Not bad...KR...there's an entry position in the Ministry Of Denial open for you, just as long as you never actually acknowlege that you accepted it and if ever asked you've never heard of us.
Post by: Maxillius on April 04, 2003, 12:10:29 pm
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LOL!!!
I deny everything...
I deny nothiing...
I deny I ever denied.
Now you are starting to sound Romulan!!! ritzin-fritzin plasma chuckers!!! The only good they are is for bumping the JINN thread! especially Maxillus.
Ravenstar
I'm shocked, but not quite offended... Come fly with me, Ravenstar, and I'll show you the beauty of a KCR with a full complement of T-bombs
Post by: jimmi7769 on April 04, 2003, 12:13:23 pm
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LOL!!!
I deny everything...
I deny nothiing...
I deny I ever denied.
Now you are starting to sound Romulan!!! ritzin-fritzin plasma chuckers!!! The only good they are is for bumping the JINN thread! especially Maxillus.
Ravenstar
Try that in a poor rommie design. The T-Bomb shower is Klingon by design.
Post by: Maxillius on April 04, 2003, 12:19:53 pm
Post by: Ravenstar on April 04, 2003, 12:53:06 pm
Quote:
I started out Fed of course and then gravitated to Mirak, I am a "real" rocket scientist with family so I don't get as much experience as many I know but I enjoy the challenge. I am weak on pvp so for now I am spending some time on GS. I have also had help from many of the better Mirak players such as Kat-Hades, Fluff, and a few others that escape me at just this moment. I need to at least get competent at one before I learn another but that is the beauty of this game. There is always more to Master. In that respect it is much like my job in the Space Shuttle program. So the answer for now is later but when that time comes I would be honored to learn the Romulan "ropes" from you.
Ravenstar
P.S. even though he is my Information Minister isn't fun bustin on JINN. shhh! don't tell him.......what? what do you mean that transmission was unencrypted!!!!
Post by: Maxillius on April 04, 2003, 01:05:44 pm
Quote:Quote:
I started out Fed of course and then gravitated to Mirak, I am a "real" rocket scientist with family so I don't get as much experience as many I know but I enjoy the challenge. I am weak on pvp so for now I am spending some time on GS. I have also had help from many of the better Mirak players such as Kat-Hades, Fluff, and a few others that escape me at just this moment. I need to at least get competent at one before I learn another but that is the beauty of this game. There is always more to Master. In that respect it is much like my job in the Space Shuttle program. So the answer for now is later but when that time comes I would be honored to learn the Romulan "ropes" from you.
Ravenstar
P.S. even though he is my Information Minister isn't fun bustin on JINN. shhh! don't tell him.......what? what do you mean that transmission was unencrypted!!!!
/rp off
Anyone that's flown with me (and against me) has noticed my lack of patience. That's my downfall. Too bad that's a very large component of flying any plasma race, not just Rom!
/rp on
> Silly Kat, encryption's for Romulans<
Post by: SSCFPatterson on April 04, 2003, 03:03:05 pm
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on April 04, 2003, 05:37:16 pm
Quote:
You see Kim, what a little bump can do
You'll be getting more than just a little bump on the head at this rate... LOL!!!
Post by: KRolling on April 04, 2003, 08:25:11 pm
Quote:Quote:
You see Kim, what a little bump can do
You'll be getting more than just a little bump on the head at this rate... LOL!!!
So true, Tracey, so true!!
Post by: Ravenstar on April 07, 2003, 10:18:19 am
.....Ducks back under Warp distortion field to hide from Krolling Pin.....
This too had fallen out of the top 20!
Ravenstar
Post by: Maxillius on April 07, 2003, 11:23:29 am
Post by: Ravenstar on April 07, 2003, 12:00:07 pm
Quote:
good idea
What do you get when you cross a Krolling Pin with a Mirakzinti Information Minister?????
You get a KROLLING KITTY!!!!
.....Runs all out for the protection of the Warp Distortion Field....whew! made it I think.....
Ravenstar
Post by: Maxillius on April 07, 2003, 12:08:04 pm
Quote:Quote:
good idea
What do you get when you cross a Krolling Pin with a Mirakzinti Information Minister?????
You get a KROLLING KITTY!!!!
.....Runs all out for the protection of the Warp Distortion Field....whew! made it I think.....
Ravenstar
/rp on
RED ALERT!! Shields up!!!..... back us off.... I don't want to be anywhere near that crazy Kzin when that scatterpack goes off.... engage cloak...
/rp off
OMG, you crazy kitty, she is SOOOOO gonna beat you with that thing!!! FOOCLMFAO!!!!!
Post by: KRolling on April 07, 2003, 12:45:29 pm
Quote:Quote:
good idea
What do you get when you cross a Krolling Pin with a Mirakzinti Information Minister?????
You get a KROLLING KITTY!!!!
.....Runs all out for the protection of the Warp Distortion Field....whew! made it I think.....
Ravenstar
This calls for my Special Nunchuck Rolling Pin!!!
Come here you Kat!!!! <runs through the air only to touch the bamboo lightly with her feet>
Post by: Ravenstar on April 07, 2003, 01:02:40 pm
Quote:Quote:Quote:
good idea
What do you get when you cross a Krolling Pin with a Mirakzinti Information Minister?????
You get a KROLLING KITTY!!!!
.....Runs all out for the protection of the Warp Distortion Field....whew! made it I think.....
Ravenstar
This calls for my Special Nunchuck Rolling Pin!!!
Come here you Kat!!!! <runs through the air only to touch the bamboo lightly with her feet>
....ever so cautiously peeks out from Warp Distortion Field..... OH NO!!!! I've unleashed Crouching Krolling Hidden JINN!!!! or is it the other way around???
I hope my eleven years in Ninjutsu (for real) will help me. Oh well we will just have to see.
.....ducks back under Warp Distortion Field......
by the way one should check Both threads involved.
Post by: Ravenstar on April 08, 2003, 08:32:36 am
....Ducks back under Warp Distortion Field....
Ravenstar
Post by: KATChuutRitt on April 08, 2003, 08:51:49 am
Post by: KRolling on April 08, 2003, 10:04:45 am
Post by: Maxillius on April 08, 2003, 05:48:45 pm
OH CRAP, THEY DISCOVERED OUR PLANT!!! BEAM UP THAT AWAY TEAM NOW!!!!!
I'm sorry, Commander, but we lost transporter lock... seems those large concrete buildings protect against our transporter beam better than we thought... However, I do have a lock on the Rolling Pin. Without it, their feeble, liberal legal system will let them go, and we can beam our away team at a later time.
Fine, get the Pin...
TO BE CONTINUED...
Post by: Daew Anahos on April 08, 2003, 07:43:29 pm
Quote:
That is too funny!! I mean, umm.... I deny that ever happened!!
Our double agent from the [censorned] has finally surfaced.
Post by: Goose on April 08, 2003, 07:52:39 pm
Nice avatar.
Is that really you?
I just a love a woman in white sweater with a rolling pin.
Meeee-
(INCOMING!)
0w!
Post by: KRolling on April 08, 2003, 09:30:45 pm
Post by: Corbomite on April 08, 2003, 10:07:43 pm
Post by: Gumby on April 09, 2003, 01:23:20 am
Quote:
Man you guys are brave. You do see she is a redhead don't you?
NOW who's pushing it! I am a brunette in a family of mostly redheads....... That is not a card you wanna play.
Post by: KATChuutRitt on April 09, 2003, 02:03:37 am
Quote:
You mock me!! And I will not be mocked!
And M'ress pays the price for his insolence
Post by: KRolling on April 09, 2003, 06:12:11 am
Post by: Goose on April 09, 2003, 07:50:05 am
In other words, I'm used to it!
(Ducks incoming rolling pin)
You tend to develop certain sensory inputs to avoid certain situations.
(Jumps to avoid low incoming rolling pin)
However, now and again they do tend to sneak up...
*POW!* (Rubs lump on head)
Hey, I never said I was perfect.
Post by: Mog on April 09, 2003, 09:13:25 am
Post by: Maxillius on April 09, 2003, 09:35:07 am
Quote:
Must be cold around here - lots of goose bumps in this thread.
LOL!!!
Post by: Ravenstar on April 10, 2003, 08:02:14 am
......Ducks Back under curiously oscillating Warp Distortion Field..... what's going on???
Ravenstar
Post by: KRolling on April 10, 2003, 08:03:59 am
Post by: Ravenstar on April 11, 2003, 10:31:56 am
.....ducks back under severely oscillating Warp Distortion Field.....
Ravenstar
Post by: KRolling on April 11, 2003, 10:42:54 am
Post by: Goose on April 11, 2003, 11:32:20 am
"Excuse you sir, now what did you want unleashed."
"The EARP!"
"Excuse you again sir, which weapon was that?"
"EARP!"
"You really should lay off the carbonated drinks."
"No Dammit! The EARP, EARP, EARP!!!!"
"That does it, I don't want to be commanded by someone more interested in drinking than fighting!"
(ducks the incoming KRolling Pin)
(realizes there was no Pin and stands back up)
WHACK!
Damn those Pseudo Pins!
Post by: Strafer on April 11, 2003, 12:59:47 pm
Quote:
<stands holding her new "Energy Absorbing Rolling Pin", EARP for short, high in the air!!!>
Beware the Y175 refit...
Wide Yield Anti-Taunting/Teasing Energy Absorbing Rolling Pin.
Wyatt Earp under any other name.
Post by: Ravenstar on April 11, 2003, 02:02:16 pm
Quote:Quote:
<stands holding her new "Energy Absorbing Rolling Pin", EARP for short, high in the air!!!>
Beware the Y175 refit...
Wide Yield Anti-Taunting/Teasing Energy Absorbing Rolling Pin.
Wyatt Earp under any other name.
....peeks out from Warp Distortion Field..POP!.....Commander Ch'nau of the DWD Hatsumi finds himself staring at a posterboard that reads Tombstone, Arizona October 26, 1881. ACK! Having extensively studied human history realizes where he is and realizes He needs to hide so he ducks into the nearby Blacksmith shop which is fortunately deserted though he can hear sounds coming from the saloon across the street. He relaxes. He thinks..Good at least I'm alone here until I figure out how to create a temporal rift in 1881 Tombstone Arizona to get me back.....just then he hears soft steps behind him....Oh no! it couldn't be.......
Ravenstar
Post by: KRolling on April 11, 2003, 03:31:17 pm
Post by: Maxillius on April 12, 2003, 06:45:11 am
<ssssSSSSSSSssssssss.......>
that was a close one, good thing she wasn't awake!!!
Post by: KRolling on April 12, 2003, 06:49:36 am
Quote:
Another bump for the bumps in the bump...
<ssssSSSSSSSssssssss.......>
that was a close one, good thing she wasn't awake!!!
Who says?......
Maxillius, have you made it ritual to bump this thread every morning??
Ya know, bumping in the morning could be hazardous to your health. LOL!!
Post by: Maxillius on April 12, 2003, 07:06:07 am
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Another bump for the bumps in the bump...
<ssssSSSSSSSssssssss.......>
that was a close one, good thing she wasn't awake!!!
Who says?......
Maxillius, have you made it ritual to bump this thread every morning??
Ya know, bumping in the morning could be hazardous to your health. LOL!!
ROTF!!!!
actually, I saw so much inactivity I was tryin to make the last bump on EVERY thread!On a side note, don't go to bed 4 hours earlier than you're used to cuz you'll wake up 4 hours earlier than you're used to
Post by: Vandemar Croup on April 12, 2003, 07:31:15 am
Quote:
...On a side note, don't go to bed 4 hours earlier than you're used to cuz you'll wake up 4 hours earlier than you're used to
...Unless of course, you get up in a while and go home....
Post by: Maxillius on April 12, 2003, 02:12:15 pm
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...On a side note, don't go to bed 4 hours earlier than you're used to cuz you'll wake up 4 hours earlier than you're used to
...Unless of course, you get up in a while and go home....
if I said what's on my mind I'd be soooo banned!!!
Post by: KRolling on April 12, 2003, 04:49:17 pm
Post by: Maxillius on April 13, 2003, 12:33:51 am
Quote:
OH MY!!! I GET IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <shock, horror, gasp>
Aren't you glad I held my tongue?
Post by: Ravenstar on April 14, 2003, 12:32:53 pm
Tries to hide behind horse...dang it keeps moving....seems nervous around a Kzinti.....I wonder why??.....I wonder what its predators are......
Ravenstar
Post by: Maxillius on April 14, 2003, 01:11:58 pm
Quote:
bump
Tries to hide behind horse...dang it keeps moving....seems nervous around a Kzinti.....I wonder why??.....I wonder what its predators are......
Ravenstar
You're assuming it thinks you're going to kill it....
<snicker>
Post by: Ravenstar on April 14, 2003, 01:58:56 pm
Quote:Quote:
bump
Tries to hide behind horse...dang it keeps moving....seems nervous around a Kzinti.....I wonder why??.....I wonder what its predators are......
Ravenstar
You're assuming it thinks you're going to kill it....
<snicker>
What else would a Kzinti think???
Ravenstar
Post by: Ravenstar on April 15, 2003, 08:01:43 am
Quote:Quote:Quote:
bump
Tries to hide behind horse...dang it keeps moving....seems nervous around a Kzinti.....I wonder why??.....I wonder what its predators are......
Ravenstar
You're assuming it thinks you're going to kill it....
<snicker>
What else would a Kzinti think???
Ravenstar
I mean what else could I think about but food but I need something to hide behind ,more than a meal, to avoid Krouching Krollings WYATT EARP Krolling pin.......duck.......This Horse keeps moving.......dang...
Ravenstar
Post by: CW-Frankk on April 15, 2003, 03:08:02 pm
Post by: KRolling on April 15, 2003, 03:11:15 pm
Quote:
SIN COMENTARIOS
WITHOUT COMMENTS??!!!!
meaning.... um..... er..... you have nothing to say???? Is that it??? Did I get it right???
As in.... NO COMMENT!!!! I get it!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
Post by: Ravenstar on April 17, 2003, 07:49:23 am
BUMP!!!!
Ravenstar
Post by: Ravenstar on April 17, 2003, 03:13:11 pm
"I brought you back" said a soft voice....
Ch'nau started but couldn't even get up.......
the voice said:" Now let that be a lesson to you. It will wear off in time but by then I'll be safely aboard my ship"
Ch'nau started to shout any insults he could think of but he heard the voice say: "Do you need ANOTHER BUMP?"
He sunk back sullenly for the moment. In the dim light he saw the glint of red hair as the transporter took the owner of voice.
He thought to himself before he fell into a deep healing sleep "This isn't over yet!"
Ravenstar
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on April 17, 2003, 10:12:30 pm
"Are you ok Captain?" he asked.
Ch'nau replied, " I feel... fine... " he reached for the bump on his head, but there was nothing there. In fact, he felt quite ok.
"You were screaming in your sleep. The dreams have returned haven't they?"
Ch'nau sat up in his bed, looking at the doctor with a ponderous glance.
"I.... guess they have... I could have sworn she was here...."
Post by: Ravenstar on April 18, 2003, 10:35:35 am
Quote:
Ch'nau woke up again, in his quarters, to find his chief medical officer standing over him with a medical tricorder.
"Are you ok Captain?" he asked.
Ch'nau replied, " I feel... fine... " he reached for the bump on his head, but there was nothing there. In fact, he felt quite ok.
"You were screaming in your sleep. The dreams have returned haven't they?"
Ch'nau sat up in his bed, looking at the doctor with a ponderous glance.
"I.... guess they have... I could have sworn she was here...."
/RP OFF
LOL
/RP ON
"But what about WYATT EARP!!!!" Ch'nau asked?
....?????......
Ravenstar
Post by: Cocomoe on April 19, 2003, 04:16:46 pm
Post by: Ravenstar on April 21, 2003, 01:50:15 pm
Ravenstar
Post by: Ravenstar on April 22, 2003, 10:14:59 am
After Tracey's data was added to this thread I believe this requires a response from you to clarify the timelines in this thread and what actually has happened here especially since, Like Jinn has his own thread, this is your thread. Don't take it too hard. Just remember now you will be inf....er FAMOUS that's it you'll be famous now.
Besides this was getting near the bottom of page 1.
Ravenstar
Post by: KRolling on April 22, 2003, 11:56:01 am
Post by: Ravenstar on April 22, 2003, 02:53:45 pm
Ravenstar
Post by: SghnDubh on April 22, 2003, 02:58:01 pm
Quote:
You mean I have to add to the role playing??? But... but.... I have absolutely NO imagination!!!! I don't know where to go with it!!!
There's no lack of demented individuals on these boards, KRolling, who can help get you started. Just type in your first sentence...something like, "There I was on the bridge of my ship, Rolling Pin in hand, when out of the nebula came ...."
They'll be happy to augment whatever you start, I'm sure.
Post by: Gumby on April 22, 2003, 03:07:36 pm
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You mean I have to add to the role playing??? But... but.... I have absolutely NO imagination!!!! I don't know where to go with it!!!
There's no lack of demented individuals on these boards, KRolling, who can help get you started. Just type in your first sentence...something like, "There I was on the bridge of my ship, Rolling Pin in hand, when out of the nebula came ...."
They'll be happy to augment whatever you start, I'm sure.
This all sounds so very dangerous................. When do we start?
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on April 22, 2003, 03:13:13 pm
Post by: KRolling on April 22, 2003, 07:38:32 pm
<clears throat> Ok.... here goes nothing.....
<clears throat, again>
<RP on>
In her secret rolling pin laboratory, Kimberly smirked to herself. It seemed as though her new "Mind Altering Rolling Pin" (MARP) worked!!
<Editor's personal note: Who the heck is Ch'nau? "Bless you!" Who said that?>
She opened a box and replaced the clear blue MARP back in it's protective container. Then placed the container in a high security forcefield.
She walked over to the replicator, "Champagne, cold". As Kimberly removed the drink, she caught her reflection in the panel and toasted herself. Again, she smiled and began to think of other ways to torment Ch'nau. "Hmmmmmmm...... maybe I'll increase the dreams intensity a wee bit more."
Sitting back at her desk, Kimberly started making a list of other names she could use her MARP on. "Don't want anyone getting their noses pushed out of place. <snicker> Yes, this blue eyed gal has a little something for them all."
</RP off>
My head hurts.....
Post by: Ravenstar on April 23, 2003, 07:43:12 am
Quote:
I do believe he, Raven... I mean Ch'nau, is needing the story to be continued from where it left off. Sorry, SghnDubh and Kroma. Thanks for your help.
<clears throat> Ok.... here goes nothing.....
<clears throat, again>
<RP on>
In her secret rolling pin laboratory, Kimberly smirked to herself. It seemed as though her new "Mind Altering Rolling Pin" (MARP) worked!!
<Editor's personal note: Who the heck is Ch'nau? "Bless you!" Who said that?>
She opened a box and replaced the clear blue MARP back in it's protective container. Then placed the container in a high security forcefield.
She walked over to the replicator, "Champagne, cold". As Kimberly removed the drink, she caught her reflection in the panel and toasted herself. Again, she smiled and began to think of other ways to torment Ch'nau. "Hmmmmmmm...... maybe I'll increase the dreams intensity a wee bit more."
Sitting back at her desk, Kimberly started making a list of other names she could use her MARP on. "Don't want anyone getting their noses pushed out of place. <snicker> Yes, this blue eyed gal has a little something for them all."
</RP off>
My head hurts.....
BRAVO!!! ROFL!! That is great, maybe sometime I can come across you on Game Spy or the Dyna II though I warn you when it comes to p v p I am a rank amature. I beat the AS pretty easily even with races I am not familiar with but that is a lot different than p v p.
Ch'nau is my Mirakzinti alter ego that you would encounter on GS or in Dyna II. I am a "rocket scientist" that lives and works in Florida and so my RL has kept me from being out there as you came to know the world of SFC. I was on duty in the firing room when Columbia came in and didn't make it back.
Ravenstar
Post by: KRolling on April 24, 2003, 06:22:20 am
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I do believe he, Raven... I mean Ch'nau, is needing the story to be continued from where it left off. Sorry, SghnDubh and Kroma. Thanks for your help.
<clears throat> Ok.... here goes nothing.....
<clears throat, again>
<RP on>
In her secret rolling pin laboratory, Kimberly smirked to herself. It seemed as though her new "Mind Altering Rolling Pin" (MARP) worked!!
<Editor's personal note: Who the heck is Ch'nau? "Bless you!" Who said that?>
She opened a box and replaced the clear blue MARP back in it's protective container. Then placed the container in a high security forcefield.
She walked over to the replicator, "Champagne, cold". As Kimberly removed the drink, she caught her reflection in the panel and toasted herself. Again, she smiled and began to think of other ways to torment Ch'nau. "Hmmmmmmm...... maybe I'll increase the dreams intensity a wee bit more."
Sitting back at her desk, Kimberly started making a list of other names she could use her MARP on. "Don't want anyone getting their noses pushed out of place. <snicker> Yes, this blue eyed gal has a little something for them all."
</RP off>
My head hurts.....
BRAVO!!! ROFL!! That is great, maybe sometime I can come across you on Game Spy or the Dyna II though I warn you when it comes to p v p I am a rank amature. I beat the AS pretty easily even with races I am not familiar with but that is a lot different than p v p.
Ch'nau is my Mirakzinti alter ego that you would encounter on GS or in Dyna II. I am a "rocket scientist" that lives and works in Florida and so my RL has kept me from being out there as you came to know the world of SFC. I was on duty in the firing room when Columbia came in and didn't make it back.
Ravenstar
Ummmm.... Thanks, Raven.... I think.
What I mean is, I'm a little confused.
You read my first "story" and you immediately want to fight me??? LOL!!!
But it was the best I could do!!! I promise!!!<runs and hides>
Post by: Daew Anahos on April 24, 2003, 07:18:32 am
Quote:
In her secret rolling pin laboratory, Kimberly smirked to herself. It seemed as though her new "Mind Altering Rolling Pin" (MARP) worked!!
Be afraid...be VERY afraid...
Post by: Ravenstar on April 24, 2003, 08:23:02 am
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: SSCF-Patterson on April 24, 2003, 07:02:32 pm
Caught this thread on the Second Page.
Can't be having that Kimberly
BUMP
Post by: KRolling on April 24, 2003, 07:04:17 pm
Post by: Ravenstar on April 25, 2003, 08:02:47 am
Quote:
Opps
Caught this thread on the Second Page.
Can't be having that Kimberly
BUMP
Thanks Patterson for watching out.
Ravenstar
Post by: Ravenstar on April 30, 2003, 09:04:41 am
.....Ducks!... Whew missed me.......
Ravenstar
aka Ch'nau
Post by: 9th Thrain on April 30, 2003, 11:38:20 pm
'ear ya go Missy.......Back to the top w' ye!
Post by: mbday on May 02, 2003, 12:39:17 pm
So here it is bump...
Post by: KRolling on May 02, 2003, 01:55:52 pm
Post by: Ravenstar on May 02, 2003, 02:14:19 pm
Quote:
My fleet is against me!! <SOB>
I'm sure they aren't against you, they are just trying to inspire you to do more advanced Krolling Pin weapons research such as you developed recently.......ducks incoming MARP.... "I wished those things weren't self returning like the old aussie boomerang......I wonder if that one got me??!!!...hmm......
Ravenstar
aka Ch'nau
Post by: Black on May 02, 2003, 02:18:39 pm
(hey, the look you have in your picture says it all!)
Post by: wanderer on May 02, 2003, 02:58:33 pm
Quote:
...more advanced Krolling Pin weapons research such as you developed recently.......ducks incoming MARP.... "I wished those things weren't self returning like the old aussie boomerang....
Ravenstar
aka Ch'nau
Methinks I know who helped with the R & D...
Post by: KRolling on May 02, 2003, 05:38:01 pm
<WHACK!! on Raven>
Not only do I have to take it here at Taldren, now the SBO fleet has moved into the SSCF forums and gaining up on me with my own fleet members!!!
Such the life of a Rolling.... <sigh>
Post by: Maxillius on May 03, 2003, 12:30:17 am
oops...
Post by: mbday on May 03, 2003, 08:36:15 am
Post by: KRolling on May 03, 2003, 09:06:47 am
Post by: Goose on May 03, 2003, 09:54:11 am
Quote:
ducks incoming MARP.... "I wished those things weren't self returning like the old aussie boomerang......I wonder if that one got me??!!!...
The new prototype for the Boomarang Action Rolling Pin?
B.A.R.P.
oops, excuse me.
Post by: KRolling on May 03, 2003, 10:18:15 am
Post by: mbday on May 04, 2003, 12:29:47 am
Post by: Ravenstar on May 04, 2003, 02:21:01 am
Ravenstar
aka Ch'nau
Post by: Ravenstar on May 06, 2003, 09:34:44 am
1) Standard Krolling Pin
2) EARP Krolling Pin (...shudder...)
3) WYATT EARP Krolling Pin (...double shudder...)
4) MARP Krolling Pin (......triple shudder....)
5) BARP Krolling Pin (......Quadruple shudder.....)
All with critical technical help from the Krouching Krolling, Hidden JINN Casino and Consulting Company.
If there are others I have missed please add to the inventory because the safety of the Universe depends on an accurate accounting of these insidious weapons.
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: KRolling on May 06, 2003, 09:37:03 am
Post by: Maxillius on May 06, 2003, 09:57:18 am
able to be loaded in A-racks only, does same damage as type 1 missiles, limited target tracking ability (turn mode F), speed 18, duration 2 turns
2) EARP Krolling Pin (...shudder...)
Electronically Augmented Rolling Pin: also only A-rack compatible, damage equivalent to a type 1 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode C), speed 18, duration 2 turns
3) WYATT EARP Krolling Pin (...double shudder...)
A-rack-compatible, damage equivalent to type 4 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode B), HET-capable (breakdown 2), speed 24, duration 2 turns
4) MARP Krolling Pin (......triple shudder....)
Multiple Activation Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, single missile carries 6 fighter-pins (FARPs), cannot track target, speed 12, duration 1/2 turn
5) BARP Krolling Pin (......Quadruple shudder.....)
Boomerang Action Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, damage equivalent to 2 type 4 missiles, speed 28, duration 4 turns (tracks target for 3 then tries to return for the remaining turn, cannot be reclaimed once duration expires), standard missile turn mode
6) FARP Krolling Pin (... eep...)
Fighter Activated Rolling Pin: Fighter rack and MARP only, all characteristics except duration equal to late era fighter missile, duration 3 turns.
7) SFIRP Krolling Pin (errm)
See Krolling's avatar. Mostly harmless, does not resemble in any way a missile, but does hurt when thwacked over the head. Special bonus for boarding parties equipped with SFIRPs
Have a nice day
Post by: Ravenstar on May 06, 2003, 12:40:08 pm
Quote:
1) Standard Krolling Pin
able to be loaded in A-racks only, does same damage as type 1 missiles, limited target tracking ability (turn mode F), speed 18, duration 2 turns
2) EARP Krolling Pin (...shudder...)
Electronically Augmented Rolling Pin: also only A-rack compatible, damage equivalent to a type 1 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode C), speed 18, duration 2 turns
3) WYATT EARP Krolling Pin (...double shudder...)
A-rack-compatible, damage equivalent to type 4 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode B), HET-capable (breakdown 2), speed 24, duration 2 turns
4) MARP Krolling Pin (......triple shudder....)
Mind Altering Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, single missile carries 6 fighter-pins (FARPs), cannot track target, speed 12, duration 1/2 turn
5) BARP Krolling Pin (......Quadruple shudder.....)
Boomerang Action Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, damage equivalent to 2 type 4 missiles, speed 28, duration 4 turns (tracks target for 3 then tries to return for the remaining turn, cannot be reclaimed once duration expires), standard missile turn mode
6) FARP Krolling Pin (... eep...)
Fighter Activated Rolling Pin: Fighter rack and MARP only, all characteristics except duration equal to late era fighter missile, duration 3 turns.
7) SFIRP Krolling Pin (errm)
See Krolling's avatar. Mostly harmless, does not resemble in any way a missile, but does hurt when thwacked over the head. Special bonus for boarding parties equipped with SFIRPs
Have a nice day
See above and note change made from previous post to correct terminology for number Four. Also 5 is just a Boomerang version of 4 that is why it is so bad. See earlier posts particularly ones from the Krolling Pin Scientist and Starship Captain herself!
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
P.S. SFIRP????!!?? explain acronym please Captain Krolling
Post by: Maxillius on May 06, 2003, 12:41:52 pm
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 06, 2003, 03:42:25 pm
Quote:
1) Standard Krolling Pin
able to be loaded in A-racks only, does same damage as type 1 missiles, limited target tracking ability (turn mode F), speed 18, duration 2 turns
2) EARP Krolling Pin (...shudder...)
Electronically Augmented Rolling Pin: also only A-rack compatible, damage equivalent to a type 1 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode C), speed 18, duration 2 turns
3) WYATT EARP Krolling Pin (...double shudder...)
A-rack-compatible, damage equivalent to type 4 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode B), HET-capable (breakdown 2), speed 24, duration 2 turns
4) MARP Krolling Pin (......triple shudder....)
Multiple Activation Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, single missile carries 6 fighter-pins (FARPs), cannot track target, speed 12, duration 1/2 turn
5) BARP Krolling Pin (......Quadruple shudder.....)
Boomerang Action Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, damage equivalent to 2 type 4 missiles, speed 28, duration 4 turns (tracks target for 3 then tries to return for the remaining turn, cannot be reclaimed once duration expires), standard missile turn mode
6) FARP Krolling Pin (... eep...)
Fighter Activated Rolling Pin: Fighter rack and MARP only, all characteristics except duration equal to late era fighter missile, duration 3 turns.
7) SFIRP Krolling Pin (errm)
See Krolling's avatar. Mostly harmless, does not resemble in any way a missile, but does hurt when thwacked over the head. Special bonus for boarding parties equipped with SFIRPs
Have a nice day
What about the ecm/eccm effects?
Are they effected by WW's?
ESG's?
If a ship cloaks do the pins lose lock on?
What is the rolling pin limit for the fire control?
Can t-bombs destroy them?
Can AMD's lock on to them?
Post by: mbday on May 06, 2003, 06:31:26 pm
Quote:Quote:
1) Standard Krolling Pin
able to be loaded in A-racks only, does same damage as type 1 missiles, limited target tracking ability (turn mode F), speed 18, duration 2 turns
2) EARP Krolling Pin (...shudder...)
Electronically Augmented Rolling Pin: also only A-rack compatible, damage equivalent to a type 1 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode C), speed 18, duration 2 turns
3) WYATT EARP Krolling Pin (...double shudder...)
A-rack-compatible, damage equivalent to type 4 missile, improved target tracking (turn mode B), HET-capable (breakdown 2), speed 24, duration 2 turns
4) MARP Krolling Pin (......triple shudder....)
Multiple Activation Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, single missile carries 6 fighter-pins (FARPs), cannot track target, speed 12, duration 1/2 turn
5) BARP Krolling Pin (......Quadruple shudder.....)
Boomerang Action Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, damage equivalent to 2 type 4 missiles, speed 28, duration 4 turns (tracks target for 3 then tries to return for the remaining turn, cannot be reclaimed once duration expires), standard missile turn mode
6) FARP Krolling Pin (... eep...)
Fighter Activated Rolling Pin: Fighter rack and MARP only, all characteristics except duration equal to late era fighter missile, duration 3 turns.
7) SFIRP Krolling Pin (errm)
See Krolling's avatar. Mostly harmless, does not resemble in any way a missile, but does hurt when thwacked over the head. Special bonus for boarding parties equipped with SFIRPs
Have a nice day
What about the ecm/eccm effects?
Are they effected by WW's?
ESG's?
If a ship cloaks do the pins lose lock on?
What is the rolling pin limit for the fire control?
Can t-bombs destroy them?
Can AMD's lock on to them?
No to all the above.
And do not forget the MOAB KRolling Pin.
Multiple Activation Rolling Pin: A- and G-rack compatible, Has a kill radious of about 2000 Killkads., speed 45, duration 10 turns
Post by: SBOGuardianZeRo on May 06, 2003, 06:33:38 pm
(love this thread btw)
Post by: Ravenstar on May 08, 2003, 01:17:15 pm
Oh those dreams.....those dreams.....
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: Maxillius on May 08, 2003, 01:23:25 pm
Quote:
In Honor of the esteemed Captain feeling better I hereby bump this thread to the top.....Ducks Mind Altering Rolling Pin........
Oh those dreams.....those dreams.....
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
I didn't know the SSCF recruits from the ISC...
Post by: Ravenstar on May 08, 2003, 02:14:40 pm
Quote:Quote:
In Honor of the esteemed Captain feeling better I hereby bump this thread to the top.....Ducks Mind Altering Rolling Pin........
Oh those dreams.....those dreams.....
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
I didn't know the SSCF recruits from the ISC...
Uh.....I must be missing the point here as My character is Mirakzinti??? ......Please enlighten......
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: Maxillius on May 09, 2003, 12:30:55 am
Mind Altering Rolling Pin
ISC Mind control
see the connection?
Post by: Ravenstar on May 09, 2003, 09:54:09 am
Quote:
SSCF KRolling
Mind Altering Rolling Pin
ISC Mind control
see the connection?
Uh....oh yeah of course......yeah that's it.....
Thanks, if you scroll back in this thread you will see Krolling's continuation of a certain story that is where I got it from
Sometimes I am just a little slow.
Ravenstar
Post by: Tommy20 on May 11, 2003, 01:57:42 pm
BUMP
mwahahahahahahaha
Post by: Ravenstar on May 12, 2003, 09:00:00 am
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: Ravenstar on May 13, 2003, 10:49:19 am
Quote:
i was told not to do this
BUMP
mwahahahahahahaha
I would be ready for ........oh my god! incoming multiple Krolling Pins all varieties.........ducks for cover......lucky for you she was distracted.
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: KRolling on May 13, 2003, 11:38:53 am
Quote:Quote:
i was told not to do this
BUMP
mwahahahahahahaha
I would be ready for ........oh my god! incoming multiple Krolling Pins all varieties.........ducks for cover......lucky for you she was distracted.
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
DISTRACTED!!!!! LOL!!
Post by: Ravenstar on May 14, 2003, 10:40:43 am
I honestly say this with the utmost respect for your ingenuity but do you think you could maybe for just a little while use you Krolling Pins for their ORIGINALLY INTENDED USE, like a ...... for a........baking that is?
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: KRolling on May 14, 2003, 10:54:06 am
<looks puzzled>
Isn't that what replicators are for???
Post by: Ravenstar on May 14, 2003, 11:33:36 am
Quote:
Huh??? Baking?????
<looks puzzled>
Isn't that what replicators are for???
ROFLMOL!!!
A thoroughly "modern" woman huh?
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: Ravenstar on May 15, 2003, 01:02:59 pm
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: Ravenstar on May 16, 2003, 02:44:27 pm
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
P.S. Sorry but it was mid page 2 I didn't want you to get your hopes up yet.
Post by: KRolling on May 16, 2003, 03:37:46 pm
<TWACK!>
Post by: Ravenstar on May 16, 2003, 03:46:32 pm
Quote:
<TWACK!>
OUCH!.....since when can they target an individual??? around the corner no less.....(sigh) gotta do something about that research lab!.....Maybe I'll find it during SG3!
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 16, 2003, 04:08:10 pm
Quote:Quote:
<TWACK!>
OUCH!.....since when can they target an individual??? around the corner no less.....(sigh) gotta do something about that research lab!.....Maybe I'll find it during SG3!
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Stolen Rommie technology, it's the Cloaked AntiMatter Rolling Pin!! (CARP)
Post by: KRolling on May 16, 2003, 04:11:51 pm
Good one, Trace!!
Post by: Ravenstar on May 18, 2003, 07:42:19 pm
Quote:Quote:Quote:
<TWACK!>
OUCH!.....since when can they target an individual??? around the corner no less.....(sigh) gotta do something about that research lab!.....Maybe I'll find it during SG3!
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Stolen Rommie technology, it's the Cloaked AntiMatter Rolling Pin!! (CARP)
Yes very good Tracey besides this was on page 2 again so now there is a CARP! I am starting to loose track of all these Krolling Pins.....this is getting dangerous1............
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 19, 2003, 04:00:27 am
Quote:Quote:Quote:
<TWACK!>
OUCH!.....since when can they target an individual??? around the corner no less.....(sigh) gotta do something about that research lab!.....Maybe I'll find it during SG3!
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Stolen Rommie technology, it's the Cloaked AntiMatter Rolling Pin!! (CARP)
We deny any knowledge of this aformentioned system.
Post by: mbday on May 19, 2003, 04:42:38 am
Quote:Quote:Quote:Quote:
<TWACK!>
OUCH!.....since when can they target an individual??? around the corner no less.....(sigh) gotta do something about that research lab!.....Maybe I'll find it during SG3!
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Stolen Rommie technology, it's the Cloaked AntiMatter Rolling Pin!! (CARP)
We deny any knowledge of this aformentioned system.
And do not forget the MOAR. The Mother of all Rolling Pins.
And the (UCARP) Upgraded Cloaled AntiMatter Rolling Pin.
Post by: Maxillius on May 19, 2003, 06:26:22 am
Quote:Quote:Quote:Quote:Quote:
<TWACK!>
OUCH!.....since when can they target an individual??? around the corner no less.....(sigh) gotta do something about that research lab!.....Maybe I'll find it during SG3!
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Stolen Rommie technology, it's the Cloaked AntiMatter Rolling Pin!! (CARP)
We deny any knowledge of this aformentioned system.
And do not forget the MOAR. The Mother of all Rolling Pins.
And the (UCARP) Upgraded Cloaled AntiMatter Rolling Pin.
And the Bastard Rolling Pin From Hell (BRPFH) (think Voyager episode "Dreadnaught")
Post by: KOTHSulon on May 19, 2003, 08:15:11 pm
Post by: Ravenstar on May 20, 2003, 01:47:55 pm
(sigh)
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
Post by: Maxillius on May 20, 2003, 06:05:11 pm
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This was on page two!!.....ducks CARP........ducks CARP.........ducks CARP.......ducks CARP.........dang those things are pesky!......ducks CARP........ow!
(sigh)
Ravenstar
aka
Commander Ch'nau
just hope she never discovers MIRV CARPs
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