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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: SL-Punisher on June 12, 2004, 02:25:54 pm
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North Korean T-34 tank:
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Ummm, Comrade Commander.. I think that weight allowance was in Kilos, not Pounds.
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I can fix it, my dads a television repair man...
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I TOLD you not to use the rice cakes as supports!!
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NK pilots confusion over new drop tanks
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Uh-oh better call macco!
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How Can Atkins Help You?
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Ok, honey, you're right.
Parking the new SUV is a little bit of a pain.
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Driver, how much did you say we would save by turning down the insurance?
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I TOLD YOU , don't let J'inn drive.
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I TOLD YOU , don't let J'inn drive.
Well... It's still Fluf's fault.
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" The military uses everything It has to stop the I-40 Bridge Collapse in Eastern Oklahoma."
Stephen
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All YOUR Bridges Are Belong To Us!
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Hey is this thing loaded?
**BOOM!!!**
oops.
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**These d*mn SUVs just keep getting heavier and heavier**
**Does this mean that I didnt pass my driving test?**
**What makes you think Ive been drining officer?**
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North Korean T-34 tank:
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CAPTAIN: private, do u think its save to take this shortcut
PRIVATE: ofcourse it is, i take this walking bridge every morning
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CAPTIAN: ok i thought u said u had good news
PRIVATE: i do, i just saved a bundle on car insurance with gieko
ok i gave 2 captions

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2.
CAPTIAN: ok i thought u said u had good news
PRIVATE: i do, i just saved a bundle on car insurance with gieko
Geez, I hate those commercials. I hate the lizard too!
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Pyongang Bridge is falling down.. falling down.. falling down...
Pyongyang bridge is falling down, my dear leader..
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Quote:
Pyongang Bridge is falling down.. falling down.. falling down...
Pyongyang bridge is falling down, my dear leader..
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Brake is on the left, gas is on the right. Brake is on the left, gas is on the right...
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"Always get a designated driver; never drive while tanked."
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I really like that one! "Tanked!"
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Commrad! No kim-Chee for you.
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Moriarty, I told you to stop with the negative waves.
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#23 was clearly in the lead of the '55 Peking-Pyongyang tank rally and probably would have won, if not for an ill-advised shortcut.
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Would have been fine if it hadn't been for that damn speed bump...
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Too late Pvt Chang realised that no matter how many bottle rockets he attached to his T-34, he just couldn't jump the 10 school buses AND the river.
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Quote:
North Korean T-34 tank:
1.Above is the perfect example of what not to do when you need to take a dump and not allowed to leave your tank.
2.Wow that is one heck of a recoil!
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North Korean T-34 tank:
-
Ummm, Comrade Commander.. I think that weight allowance was in Kilos, not Pounds.
-
I can fix it, my dads a television repair man...
-
I TOLD you not to use the rice cakes as supports!!
-
NK pilots confusion over new drop tanks
-
Uh-oh better call macco!
-
How Can Atkins Help You?
-
Ok, honey, you're right.
Parking the new SUV is a little bit of a pain.
-
Driver, how much did you say we would save by turning down the insurance?
-
I TOLD YOU , don't let J'inn drive.
-
Quote:
I TOLD YOU , don't let J'inn drive.
Well... It's still Fluf's fault.
-
" The military uses everything It has to stop the I-40 Bridge Collapse in Eastern Oklahoma."
Stephen
-
All YOUR Bridges Are Belong To Us!
-
Hey is this thing loaded?
**BOOM!!!**
oops.
-
**These d*mn SUVs just keep getting heavier and heavier**
**Does this mean that I didnt pass my driving test?**
**What makes you think Ive been drining officer?**
-
Quote:
North Korean T-34 tank:
1.
CAPTAIN: private, do u think its save to take this shortcut
PRIVATE: ofcourse it is, i take this walking bridge every morning
2.
CAPTIAN: ok i thought u said u had good news
PRIVATE: i do, i just saved a bundle on car insurance with gieko
ok i gave 2 captions

-
Quote:
2.
CAPTIAN: ok i thought u said u had good news
PRIVATE: i do, i just saved a bundle on car insurance with gieko
Geez, I hate those commercials. I hate the lizard too!
-
Pyongang Bridge is falling down.. falling down.. falling down...
Pyongyang bridge is falling down, my dear leader..
-
Quote:
Pyongang Bridge is falling down.. falling down.. falling down...
Pyongyang bridge is falling down, my dear leader..
-
Brake is on the left, gas is on the right. Brake is on the left, gas is on the right...
-
"Always get a designated driver; never drive while tanked."
-
I really like that one! "Tanked!"
-
Commrad! No kim-Chee for you.
-
Moriarty, I told you to stop with the negative waves.
-
#23 was clearly in the lead of the '55 Peking-Pyongyang tank rally and probably would have won, if not for an ill-advised shortcut.
-
Would have been fine if it hadn't been for that damn speed bump...
-
Too late Pvt Chang realised that no matter how many bottle rockets he attached to his T-34, he just couldn't jump the 10 school buses AND the river.
-
Quote:
North Korean T-34 tank:
1.Above is the perfect example of what not to do when you need to take a dump and not allowed to leave your tank.
2.Wow that is one heck of a recoil!
-
North Korean T-34 tank:
-
Ummm, Comrade Commander.. I think that weight allowance was in Kilos, not Pounds.
-
I can fix it, my dads a television repair man...
-
I TOLD you not to use the rice cakes as supports!!
-
NK pilots confusion over new drop tanks
-
Uh-oh better call macco!
-
How Can Atkins Help You?
-
Ok, honey, you're right.
Parking the new SUV is a little bit of a pain.
-
Driver, how much did you say we would save by turning down the insurance?
-
I TOLD YOU , don't let J'inn drive.
-
Quote:
I TOLD YOU , don't let J'inn drive.
Well... It's still Fluf's fault.
-
" The military uses everything It has to stop the I-40 Bridge Collapse in Eastern Oklahoma."
Stephen
-
All YOUR Bridges Are Belong To Us!
-
Hey is this thing loaded?
**BOOM!!!**
oops.
-
**These d*mn SUVs just keep getting heavier and heavier**
**Does this mean that I didnt pass my driving test?**
**What makes you think Ive been drining officer?**
-
Quote:
North Korean T-34 tank:
1.
CAPTAIN: private, do u think its save to take this shortcut
PRIVATE: ofcourse it is, i take this walking bridge every morning
2.
CAPTIAN: ok i thought u said u had good news
PRIVATE: i do, i just saved a bundle on car insurance with gieko
ok i gave 2 captions

-
Quote:
2.
CAPTIAN: ok i thought u said u had good news
PRIVATE: i do, i just saved a bundle on car insurance with gieko
Geez, I hate those commercials. I hate the lizard too!
-
Pyongang Bridge is falling down.. falling down.. falling down...
Pyongyang bridge is falling down, my dear leader..
-
Quote:
Pyongang Bridge is falling down.. falling down.. falling down...
Pyongyang bridge is falling down, my dear leader..
-
Brake is on the left, gas is on the right. Brake is on the left, gas is on the right...
-
"Always get a designated driver; never drive while tanked."
-
I really like that one! "Tanked!"
-
Commrad! No kim-Chee for you.
-
Moriarty, I told you to stop with the negative waves.
-
#23 was clearly in the lead of the '55 Peking-Pyongyang tank rally and probably would have won, if not for an ill-advised shortcut.
-
Would have been fine if it hadn't been for that damn speed bump...
-
Too late Pvt Chang realised that no matter how many bottle rockets he attached to his T-34, he just couldn't jump the 10 school buses AND the river.
-
Quote:
North Korean T-34 tank:
1.Above is the perfect example of what not to do when you need to take a dump and not allowed to leave your tank.
2.Wow that is one heck of a recoil!