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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KAT J'inn on July 25, 2004, 05:46:27 pm
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WHO CHANGED MY DESCRIPTION IN THE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER FROM Superior Sentient Being to Bastard???!!
I have ways of knowing exactly where you live and exactly how much it will cost to send an escort service to your house when your wife is home. A male escort. In drag. Complaining about your overdue account with him/her.
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:rofl:
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You are sending Kroma?
Dat's my wench, I want a cut!
Hmmm, with your (bloodthirsty) business acumen and my (stunning, amazing) way with the ladies (real and pretend) we could have a very profitable partnership....
Mmmmm, profits....
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Cut? *Gets out a spare Pin'leth*. Someone say "cut"?
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Sorry, J'inn. Thought I hacked into Piggy's account (http://members.surfbest.net/sfb76279@surfbest.net/Images/Smilies/grin.gif)
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Jinn, ole buddy, friend, pal, chum.
I just spent some time on my throne, my forgetfulness in bringing reading material allowed me some time to think....
I believe the transvestite/blackmail angle should be our focus. I already have a small stable: Kroma (who can resist a pink tutu), Hexx (damn sexy in a gimp suit). LeRoy should be easy to corral as his guardian angel is on hiatus, I see him in a cocktail dress.
The great thing about this is that pinhole cameras are easy to hide in falsies!
Vaul apparently has some kinda knife, we can use him for strongarm tactics when nessisary. He's cheap too, the odd fling with the "ladies" is all he wants in payment!
You get to work on the client list (I'd start with them upright family men, they all have skeletons in the closet and room for more) and I'll prep the "ladies".
Hee hee hee.....
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Ok, I think got this rolling pin thing down pat now.
<lines up shot, aims at Likkerpig, swings, misses, hits J'inn>
*CLONK!*
J'inn: GRRRRRRRR!!!
LeRoy: OOPS! <runs away>
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Ok, I think got this rolling pin thing down pat now.
<lines up shot, aims at Likkerpig, swings, misses, hits J'inn>
*CLONK!*
J'inn: GRRRRRRRR!!!
LeRoy: OOPS! <runs away>
Typical Fed... even runs from a Kzin...
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Hexx, LeRoy, be nice! You are gonna be sharing the basement you know!
LeRoy, I wasn't sure of your size for the cocktail dress so I went with a size 24, it has nice frilly stuff on the shoulders and a cute little bunny pom pom on the back. Hope you like it, that is all you're getting until you start bringing in the green!
Oh, I also got an industrial size container of nair, I already loaded up the washtub, hop in and we'll get you nice and purdy!
(wheres my wire brush?)
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WHO CHANGED MY DESCRIPTION IN THE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER FROM Superior Sentient Being to Bastard???!!
I have ways of knowing exactly where you live and exactly how much it will cost to send an escort service to your house when your wife is home. A male escort. In drag. Complaining about your overdue account with him/her.
YW,
You can thank DH for the idea :lol:
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Hexx, LeRoy, be nice! You are gonna be sharing the basement you know!
LeRoy, I wasn't sure of your size for the cocktail dress so I went with a size 24, it has nice frilly stuff on the shoulders and a cute little bunny pom pom on the back. Hope you like it, that is all you're getting until you start bringing in the green!
Oh, I also got an industrial size container of nair, I already loaded up the washtub, hop in and we'll get you nice and purdy!
(wheres my wire brush?)
I'm proud o' my body hair and I'm keepin' it!
<rearms rolling pin, increases ECCM>
Time fer another volley.
<lines up shot, aims at Likkerpig, swings, misses, hits Hexx>
Hexx: Whaaaa! You hit me!
LeRoy: Shut up you snotty-nosed midget!
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Sorry LeRoy,
I guess my bib coveralls are "coveralls of displacement"!
Now quit fighting and try on the outfit. Don't worry about the hair, once you are about 25 nobody will pay for you anyway, so you can grow it back.
NOW put on the damn dress and go make me some green!
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<dons drill sergeant hat and clears throat>
*AHEM!*
GO GIT YER OWN DARN GREEN YOU PATHETIC, UNORGANIZED, ROTTIN' PILE O' STREET-WALKIN' CIVILIAN SNOT!!! NOW STAND STILL, DRARNIT!
<swings, misses again>
Time revise the % to hit table fer this thing...
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WHO CHANGED MY DESCRIPTION IN THE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER FROM Superior Sentient Being to Bastard???!!
I have ways of knowing exactly where you live and exactly how much it will cost to send an escort service to your house when your wife is home. A male escort. In drag. Complaining about your overdue account with him/her.
YW,
You can thank DH for the idea :lol:
Grrrrr.
Of course you realize this will cost both of you.
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WHO CHANGED MY DESCRIPTION IN THE TOP LEFT HAND CORNER FROM Superior Sentient Being to Bastard???!!
I have ways of knowing exactly where you live and exactly how much it will cost to send an escort service to your house when your wife is home. A male escort. In drag. Complaining about your overdue account with him/her.
YW,
You can thank DH for the idea :lol:
I only wish I had thought of it first....but then, I don't think I've ever jumped on the bandwagon of calling J'inn a bastard, so maybe it's just as well...heheh.
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I only wish I had thought of it first....but then, I don't think I've ever jumped on the bandwagon of calling J'inn a bastard, so maybe it's just as well...heheh.
Um, I STARTED the bandwagon :rofl:
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I only wish I had thought of it first....but then, I don't think I've ever jumped on the bandwagon of calling J'inn a bastard, so maybe it's just as well...heheh.
Um, I STARTED the bandwagon :rofl:
I know, man...I know. It isn't like I just got here or anything... ;)
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I only wish I had thought of it first....but then, I don't think I've ever jumped on the bandwagon of calling J'inn a bastard, so maybe it's just as well...heheh.
Um, I STARTED the bandwagon :rofl:
Yes. You did. Why do you think I asked you to handle all the GW server issues?
<snicker>
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OOOOOOOps
It has changed again.
<snickers>
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Shopping Bag Boy?
Why not... Shop Rex's B!tch?
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Shopping Bag Boy?
Why not... Shop Rex's B!tch?
:rofl:
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Hey!!
I was trying to be serious.
;D
Ok.... I'm lying.... :rofl:
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Changed again:
ROIDNATOR
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Changed again:
ROIDNATOR
Been that way for over a week now,I should know I did it ;D
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Whoever is screwing with Jinn's title there needs a spelling lesson. It's "hedonist" not "hendonist" and it's "maximus" not "maximous". LOL.
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Whoever is screwing with Jinn's title there needs a spelling lesson. It's "hedonist" not "hendonist" and it's "maximus" not "maximous". LOL.
Dunno who did that one,perhaps it was J'inn.
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Whoever is screwing with Jinn's title there needs a spelling lesson. It's "hedonist" not "hendonist" and it's "maximus" not "maximous". LOL.
Dunno who did that one,perhaps it was J'inn.
My spellling sucks. Mainly because I type fast and refuse to proof read. However, I darn well know how to spell hedonist. LOL
Time for me to make a change.
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762's Scotch Advisor
Well apperantly you advised him to drink to much...because he showed up on GSA last night drunk as a Gorn. Yeah...yeah...yeah...I was drunk too, but then I am a Gorn.