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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KAT J'inn on August 01, 2004, 11:10:50 am
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Alright. Now that's just rude. And completely unbelieveable. I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti. Why just yesterday I bought:
1) Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom. It drives the babes nuts.
2) Essance of Lyran blood linen sprays. Oooh now there's a good nights sleep.
3) Kiwi and Strawberry fur conditioner.
4) Human Fear Scent massage oils. Mmmmm, nothing tastier than a scared human.
So you see, when it comes to fine grooming. Well . . . need I say more?
You all wish you were this clean. Heck, most of you can't even lick yourself all over. Poor bastards.
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Don't you have a shiplist you should be working on? <Snicker>
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You all wished you were this clean. Heck, most of you can't even lick yourself all over. Poor bastards.
Ugh, bad image...
Time to get the ice pick and get that one out of my brain...
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I didn't see flea shampoo in that list... So your list doesn't necessarly rule out you be a flea bag.. you are just a very nice smelling flea bag.
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.. you are just a very nice smelling flea bag.
I guess you really can shine a turd :rofl:
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.. you are just a very nice smelling flea bag.
I guess you really can shine a turd :rofl:
And perfume one as well, it seems.
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I didn't see flea shampoo in that list... So your list doesn't necessarly rule out you be a flea bag.. you are just a very nice smelling flea bag.
Touche !!
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Alright. Now that's just rude. And completely unbelieveable. I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti. Why just yesterday I bought:
1) Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom. It drives the babes nuts.
Real Kzin make their own marking oils, are you missing some essential equipment there J'inn....... :rofl:
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Alright. Now that's just rude. And completely unbelieveable. I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti. Why just yesterday I bought:
1) Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom. It drives the babes nuts.
Real Kzin make their own marking oils, are you missing some essential equipment there J'inn....... :rofl:
See: Shopasaurus Rex
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Alright. Now that's just rude. And completely unbelieveable. I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti. Why just yesterday I bought:
1) Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom. It drives the babes nuts.
Real Kzin make their own marking oils, are you missing some essential equipment there J'inn....... :rofl:
See: Shopasaurus Rex
SHUT UP!!!
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Kinda like Bilbo, S. Rex gets home and puts the "One Nut Sack to bind them all together" in a glass case on the mantle?
JUST ASKING... dont wanna get sued or anything.
<snicker>
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Alright. Now that's just rude. And completely unbelieveable. I shop only at Bath and Body Works for the Metrosexual Kzinti. Why just yesterday I bought:
1) Male Kzinti Territory Marking Essential Oils to scent my bedroom. It drives the babes nuts.
Real Kzin make their own marking oils, are you missing some essential equipment there J'inn....... :rofl:
See: Shopasaurus Rex
SHUT UP!!!
My bad J'inn
Really didn't want to touch a "sore spot"....