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Title: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 03, 2004, 01:39:32 pm
API - Mars - 1/24/2270

(http://www.canoe.ca/AnnaKournikovaGalleryImages/anna_102.jpg)

Mysterious White Kzinti Caught Trying to Lure Young Tennis Star Into Escort Business


Scandal rocked the tennis world yesterday as Anna Kournakova VII turned over a video log to Federation authorities which purportedly shows an unknown Kzinti agent trying to talk her into joining an escort agency  run from M'Raa.

Via a universal translator the oddly white Kzin can be heard plainly saying, "Look Hun, lets face it, you suck, but with a body like that you could go far."

Kzinti Ambassador Green angrily denied any knowledge of the attemped illegal transaction but was heard mumbling something about a J'inn.   The term being unknown to Federation translators.

A shaken Ms. Kournakova could not be reached for direct comment but she did release a statement which oddly praised "cute fluffy white kitties with big fat bank accounts."

Federation Authorities are continuing to investigate.
   


Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 01:43:03 pm
Rolling's Lap warmer? :o
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 03, 2004, 01:43:45 pm
J'inn, you better stay where you belong!!!  <pats thigh>

Now get to purring!!!!


Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Hexx on August 03, 2004, 01:45:28 pm
Rolling's Lap warmer? :o

<snicker>
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 03, 2004, 01:47:09 pm
Rolling's Lap warmer? :o

<snicker>

I wonder how many noticed before he did!!!!  BAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 03, 2004, 01:51:35 pm
There should be a reaction any second now.............
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 02:04:31 pm
 :popcorn:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 03, 2004, 02:05:49 pm
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 02:07:20 pm
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!
:popcorn: :drink: :popcorn:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 03, 2004, 02:15:16 pm
J'inn, you better stay where you belong!!!  <pats thigh>

Now get to purring!!!!




Just wave a $20 in front of his face, thats his remote control...... ;D
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on August 03, 2004, 03:23:14 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 03, 2004, 03:30:41 pm
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!


Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

Gosh, Blade, now I want pop corn!!!!
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 03:40:06 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Gook on August 03, 2004, 04:01:38 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Excellent Hijack though  :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:

Just when it was getting good.

Is it it just me or does J'inn look a little starled and you can't see Anna's aother hand, perhaps he is just a muff ;)
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Mog on August 03, 2004, 04:05:38 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Actually I just spotted what Tobin meant:

"API - Mars - 1/24/2370"
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 04:10:31 pm
Ya I did too,was posting bout the hijack ;)
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on August 03, 2004, 05:07:05 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Hi-jack? No-way. I just wanted to point out the continuity error, or perhaps J'inn has been spending a lot of time around Rick Berman and is playing havoc with the timeline?  :police: Ok. Now hit me with the hijack over time lines and Berman?  ;)
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on August 03, 2004, 05:13:05 pm
Er, um... API typo?  How about 2270? 2370 and we'll be retiring good old Entrerprise-E, or F, or G.... :-\
?????????????????????????????????????

Post this in da wrong thread?

Excellent Hijack though  :police: :police: :police: :police: :police:

Just when it was getting good.

Is it it just me or does J'inn look a little starled and you can't see Anna's aother hand, perhaps he is just a muff ;)

Actually he looks indifferent. Maybe some enhancement drug is needed or the MRs. is in his sight nearby?
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 03, 2004, 06:24:01 pm
He looks happy to me.



(http://home.att.net/~s.rolling/jinn.jpg)
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 06:26:14 pm
 :rofl:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 03, 2004, 06:30:23 pm
Quote
Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.
[/glow]

Tell me you did not just say that  :o

Hooch
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 06:32:51 pm
Quote
Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.
[/glow]

Tell me you did not just say that  :o

Hooch
:popcorn:       :drink:         :popcorn:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: C-Los on August 03, 2004, 06:37:17 pm
 :multi: :multi: :multi:

More !!         :rofl:


 :popcorn:     ;D   
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Vaul on August 03, 2004, 06:39:12 pm
Rolling could tell you that.

But she'd be lying.
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 03, 2004, 06:49:36 pm
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.


Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 06:52:01 pm
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.



:o        :drink:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Vaul on August 03, 2004, 07:00:43 pm
 :o
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Commander Maxillius on August 03, 2004, 07:12:00 pm
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.




 :o :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :notworthy: :goodpost: :popcorn: :popcorn: :drink: :drink: :rwoot: :woot:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on August 03, 2004, 07:45:15 pm
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.


Hey! Don't make me come over there! I can now swing a pin too ya know! Here, watch...

<heaves pin off the ground, starts swing, clonks himself in the head>

*CLONK!, UMPH!*

<collapses>

Never mind. Carry on (http://members.surfbest.net/sfb76279@surfbest.net/Images/Smilies/tongue.gif)


Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: 762_XC on August 03, 2004, 07:59:21 pm
*counts the number of beers Blade has had in this thread*

Hmmmmm, somebody is slowing down in their old age. 

Popcorn seems about right though.  :rofl:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 03, 2004, 08:01:59 pm
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me get this right, your saying J'inn is firmly between your thighs...correct? Korma is going to be jealous you red headed hussy.

Hooch
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 08:02:19 pm
*counts the number of beers Blade has had in this thread*

Hmmmmm, somebody is slowing down in their old age.  :rofl:
:drink:    :drink:    :drink:    :drink:    :drink:    :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink:


there better?
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 03, 2004, 08:22:06 pm
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me get this right, your saying J'inn is firmly between your thighs...correct? Korma is going to be jealous you red headed hussy.

Hooch


Kroma can have J'inn back when I'm done.   ;)
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FVA_C_ Blade_ XC on August 03, 2004, 08:26:45 pm
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.

Let me get this right, your saying J'inn is firmly between your thighs...correct? Korma is going to be jealous you red headed hussy.

Hooch


Kroma can have J'inn back when I'm done.   ;)
   

Who would want a used lap licker?    :o
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Green on August 03, 2004, 08:52:51 pm
Arriving at the Kzin Embassy at 1600 Mass Ave, NW, Washington DC, Earth, UFP (Tracey couldn't make the rent), AMB Green reads the front page of the Washington Times and sees the article concerning ... 'oh great, J'inn and Anna.'  Fortunately he is relieved to see another article, page 1, above the fold, in the Washington Post concerning Admiral Rolling's "trist" with Kzin lap dancers.

"Thank the One Eye'd One, that should bury J'inn's exploits on page three by tomorrow.  Note to self ... call J'inn ... that bastard."
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: DAnahos_XC on August 03, 2004, 09:33:06 pm
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!


Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

Gosh, Blade, now I want pop corn!!!!


Now that's pushing the envlope!

Good thing Kim and J'inn aren't radio dj's...otherwise the fcc would want to have a "chat" with them!!!
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Gook on August 04, 2004, 03:30:17 am
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.




Yeah popcorn bits are sticky and kindaliginger :)
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 04, 2004, 03:44:10 am
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.




Let me be the first to observe Kimberly, that you now have a crumby pussy between your thighs.

P.S.  Did I mention it has stretch marks........ ;D
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: C-Los on August 04, 2004, 03:51:37 am
You think the purring in your lap is good . . . .   You've never seen a Kzinti tougue have you??



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Tune in next week kids when J'inn get his arse banned!!


Well, I'm not keeping you around to lick my envelopes.

Gosh, Blade, now I want pop corn!!!!


Now that's pushing the envlope!

Good thing Kim and J'inn aren't radio dj's...otherwise the fcc would want to have a "chat" with them!!!



Your Mail...Mr. Jinn

Hummmm....."Whats this a letter from the FCC"

   Mr. Jinn;

  This is to inform you, that Your are being fined $ 2,500,000.00 for using the radio waves for personal gain and exposing the young to an illlegal profession. Payment is expected by the end of the month !

   Thank You !


  Chairman Michael K. Powell


 :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 04, 2004, 06:22:01 am
Yea!!!  My husband brought me home popcorn!!! :popcorn:

Unfortuately, I keep dropping crumbs and catching them in between my thighs.

At least J'inn won't go hungry.








Let me be the first to observe Kimberly, that you now have a crumby pussy between your thighs.

P.S.  Did I mention it has stretch marks........ ;D


ROFL!!!

<Looks at J'inn>

Well, the coconut cream seems to be helping him with the stretch marks.  Or either he is just enjoying a good rubbing.
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on August 04, 2004, 06:52:58 am
Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only? :o
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 04, 2004, 06:58:47 am
Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only? :o


Yeah, you're right.

We need to stop anyways.  J'inn has gone as low as he can go.
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 04, 2004, 07:00:12 am
Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only? :o


Yeah, you're right.

We need to stop anyways.  J'inn has gone as low as he can go.

Isn't it J'inn who usually ends these sessions prematurely, before a climax is reached?
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on August 04, 2004, 07:18:12 am
Postus interuptus?   ;D
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 04, 2004, 07:18:36 am
ACK!!!!

<blushes and runs away>

Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 04, 2004, 07:24:06 am
Postus interuptus?   ;D

Perhaps, J'inns post didn't seem too long....... ;D
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on August 04, 2004, 08:19:52 am
...a case of deflation?
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on August 04, 2004, 09:01:57 am
ACK!!!!

<blushes and runs away>



Ya made yer bed, Kim. Now ya gotta lie in it ;)
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: DAnahos_XC on August 04, 2004, 09:14:13 am
Postus interuptus?   ;D

He posted prematurely.

/rimshot
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 04, 2004, 09:16:25 am
Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only? :o

J'inn has gone as low as he can go.


HAH!!   Now that's funny.   I even brought in my secretary to read this one.  She's still laughing.   Something about not understanding lawyers she keeps giggling.
 

Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 04, 2004, 09:21:27 am
As for the disgusting nature of this thread I am shocked!    I made a simple gag about Anna and me and it seems "certain" member sof this community just can't keep their hormones in check.

Now I know there is nothing sexier in this universe than a Polar Kzin in his prime,  <looks at self in mirror> but really, can't you humans keep your females under control?  Can't Hooch keep his subordinates under control?     

It's shameful.   At least we Kzin have higher moral standards.  But hey, we are superior.

As for the tougue comment I was simply discussing how a Kzin can keep his or her own lap warm with it on those cold polar nights.  You sickos!   I bet you don't even clean yourselves.   

<starts licking paws and washing face>

Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: C-Los on August 04, 2004, 09:51:49 am
   Yep... :popcorn: uh huh..... :drink:...Yep.... :popcorn:   


                     :multi: :multi: :multi:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on August 04, 2004, 12:58:28 pm
Put the tongue away and try a wash cloth oh superior one. :)
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Rolling on August 04, 2004, 02:51:30 pm
<snip, snip>

As for the tougue comment I was simply discussing how a Kzin can keep his or her own lap warm with it...



Oh.My.God.

Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on August 04, 2004, 03:07:48 pm


You sickos!   I bet you don't even clean yourselves.   


<starts licking paws and washing face>


Well not with their tongues anyway. Jinn a little bit of advice, when on Earth do as the Earthers do and use toilet paper, poopy breathe. Oh yeah, and the neighbors are complaining about large....hmmmm....deposites in their kids sandboxes, so please use a toilet too.
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: C-Los on August 04, 2004, 03:23:34 pm


You sickos!   I bet you don't even clean yourselves.   


<starts licking paws and washing face>


Well not with their tongues anyway. Jinn a little bit of advice, when on Earth do as the Earthers do and use toilet paper, poopy breathe. Oh yeah, and the neighbors are complaining about large....hmmmm....deposites in their kids sandboxes, so please use a toilet too.



I saw some youngsters throwing what looked like Large mud-pies at each other this afternoon...So thats what they really were... :smackhead:     Glad I turned away as one was taking a bite... :o


Bad Kitty.... :rollingpin:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: Vaul on August 04, 2004, 03:51:16 pm
Thank you C-Los.....I'd just....started...eating when I read that.
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 04, 2004, 05:52:41 pm
Vaul: <stops chewing> ... "You mean these ARENT industrial sized tootsie rolls Ive been eating all morning?"

 :cuss: :banghead:

 :woot:
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 04, 2004, 06:20:42 pm
Someone please mark this post for those 18 and older only? :o


Yeah, you're right.

We need to stop anyways.  J'inn has gone as low as he can go.

<faints>
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 04, 2004, 06:24:48 pm
At least we Kzin have higher moral standards

This coming from a race that smells one another's butts  ::)

Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 04, 2004, 07:45:35 pm
At least we Kzin have higher moral standards

This coming from a race that smells one another's butts  ::)



<twists as only a Kzin can>

<sniff> <sniff>

You mean like roses?   

<sniff>

Tea Roses in my case.   

<sniff>

Yellow ones.

Face it.  We're perfect.

Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on August 04, 2004, 09:31:36 pm
At least we Kzin have higher moral standards

This coming from a race that smells one another's butts  ::)



<twists as only a Kzin can>

<sniff> <sniff>

You mean like roses?   

<sniff>

Tea Roses in my case.   

<sniff>

Yellow ones.

Face it.  We're perfect.



And I'm sure yer farts don't stink either ::)
Title: Re: Sporting Scandal Involving Aliens!!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 04, 2004, 09:49:29 pm
Would that be a "pussy fart"?

 :brickwall: