How come I can only see hafe the paper?????
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????
Because you haven't learned how to use a scroll bar, not surprising as I doubt you have ever moved your phaser capacitor slider at all in your D5D.
P.S. Even if you do learn I don't think reading will be easy considering your spelling from the above post.
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I want to see page 3!! :multi: :multi:
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????
I'M STILL WAITING FROM SOMEONE FROM THE EMBASSY TO GET THEIR FURRY ARSE DOWN TO THE FEDERAL LOCK UP AND EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO THESE HAIRLESS IDIOTS!!!!
HELLO!!! HELLO!!!! HEY!!!
HURRY UP BEFORE I MAIM SOMEONE!!
HELLO!!!! I'M GETTING CRABBY HERE!!!
HELLO!!!!
DAMMIT! THEY TRIED TO FEED ME A _#&*()*&#_)*(&#*(&# BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!! It wasn't bad, but just one!! I mean come on here!!
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'M STILL WAITING FROM SOMEONE FROM THE EMBASSY TO GET THEIR FURRY ARSE DOWN TO THE FEDERAL LOCK UP AND EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO THESE HAIRLESS IDIOTS!!!!
HELLO!!! HELLO!!!! HEY!!!
HURRY UP BEFORE I MAIM SOMEONE!!
HELLO!!!! I'M GETTING CRABBY HERE!!!
HELLO!!!!
DAMMIT! THEY TRIED TO FEED ME A _#&*()*&#_)*(&#*(&# BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!! It wasn't bad, but just one!! I mean come on here!!
GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.
So if I understand you correctly, you can't see the right side of The Kzinti Daily?
Woooo, thank God. I was able to change all those nasty articles I had written on you in Vol 1 before you saw them. ;)
If Bonk's suggestion doesn't work, just right click on the pic, go to properties and then copy the url over to your browser and view it from the source.
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons? :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute! Don't ever change! :rofl:
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons? :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute! Don't ever change! :rofl:
Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy. A bit surprised.
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons? :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute! Don't ever change! :rofl:
Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy. A bit surprised.
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons? :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute! Don't ever change! :rofl:
Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy. A bit surprised.
Yes, me too.
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons? :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute! Don't ever change! :rofl:
Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy. A bit surprised.
Yes, me too.
What did you expect? I'm curious...
I'm starting to get the impression that what I said isn't being taken in the joiking manner that I meant it. Apparently, not enough emoticons again. Silly me.
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons? :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute! Don't ever change! :rofl:
Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy. A bit surprised.
Yes, me too.
What did you expect? I'm curious...
I'm starting to get the impression that what I said isn't being taken in the joiking manner that I meant it. Apparently, not enough emoticons again. Silly me.
Sorry Dog, just a bit gun shy these days...
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend, when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?
Perhaps a merger is called for?
Hooch, peace maker
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend, when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?
Perhaps a merger is called for?
Hooch, peace maker
I'll bet good money your "best Lando voice" sounds like a aging white dude with no soul! :P :lol:
I've heard you on TS, man...I don't think you have it in you...heheh.
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend, when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?
Perhaps a merger is called for?
Hooch, peace maker
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend, when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?
Perhaps a merger is called for?
Hooch, peace maker
I'll bet good money your "best Lando voice" sounds like a aging white dude with no soul! :P :lol:
I've heard you on TS, man...I don't think you have it in you...heheh.
I rather fancy I have a James Earl Jones voice myself ;D
Kzin? "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."
Kzin? "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."
A very true statement by your daughter. :D
Kzin? "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."
A very true statement by your daughter. :D
We actually just got done going though who was good and bad a little bit before I posted that. She makes me so proud. :D
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy? The red one? Well then I like the blue one." ;)
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy? The red one? Well then I like the blue one." ;)
Or they are 16 and are going to the haloween dance with some young man dressed up as Capt. Kirk....... ;D
While we're joking around a bit here...I'll relate a somewhat funny story about my endlest daughter Jessica.
She loves to read daddy's "books." These books are my pile of SFB stuff that sits on my dresser next to our bed. We're always flipping through my various issues of Captain's Log and one of the cistest thing is when she points to the pictures that are scattered throughout a give issue.
A piccy of a Fred ship? "That's a bad guy, daddy!"
Hydran ship? "Bad guy," she says...
Gorn? "That's a bad guy..."
Klingon? "That's a VERy good guy, daddy!"
Romulan? "Good guy..."
Kzin? "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."
Lyran and ISC pics are scare in the issues I have, so she doesn't recognize them very well. She's got it all down pat, though. It's impressive. :D
I'm not telling tall tales, either...she actually does this every time we flip through these things. It's both funny and does and old Klingon dad proud...
The "quite" man? ;D
Mmmmmmm Fat prisoners . . . MMMMMm But I digress.
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy? The red one? Well then I like the blue one." ;)
Or they are 16 and are going to the haloween dance with some young man dressed up as Capt. Kirk....... ;D
Or when they're 18 and DH show up at your door...
Just look what DH said he would do to me if I don't follow my wingman better:
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Don't you have some mission that you need to compile? ;D
And we have another case of a Dog attack spoiling Die Hards amorous plans..... ;D
ROFL at Vaul!
Yeah Doggie, here is your future:
"Daddy, Daddy! Fat, beat-up OLD Admiral Kirk just kicked the Noble Klingon warrior whom had his crew execute an innocent civilian in the face and made him fall a long way into lava! And now bad ol Kirk just carjacked the Bird of Prey from John Larroquete dressed up as a Klingon basketball player!"
"Why?"
Doggie: "Um, well, gee. ITS ALL FED PROPOGANDA!"
"Daddy, Daddy? How come Ive NEVER seen a Noble Klingon warrior EVER beat Captain Kirk and the Enterprise?"
Doggie: "Ask your mother, Im sharpening my bat'leth."
:rofl:
ROFL! We of the Federation ARE all that is GOOD in the Universe, Doggie!
And please, do not dis the "Historical Documents" as they are 100% accurate.
Aint never been a Klink to beat Kirk, ever, period! ;)
IN FACT Kirk whipped you guys SO good, that you eventually turn docile and ALLY with the Federation!
;)
In the same spirit of Doggies post, nobody go to the bat'leth case and come looking for me or anything. (Us Feds got guns! YEE HAW!)
If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)
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If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)
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Please UN-Highjack my thread gentlemen, take it outside :police:
This is MY bash thread :)
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Doggie: LMAO! Nah, next time your watching some pr0n, and they show that unfortunate butt shot of the dude at work, look fo... n/m, youll see it, rofl!
Im with you, TOS Klinks are REAL Klinks. The sudden, unexplicable change to the TMP Klinks is as baffling as it is unexplained. Roms look the same. Vulcans look the same. Andorians look like DH. Why change Klinks? One of lifes lil mysteries. Errand of Mercy, the Klink that thought he was mowin down hundreds of Organians at a time then sat sipping brandy with Kirk, priceless. I greatly prefer the TOS Klinks. Glad to know that at least one Klink out there does as well. The whole "Worfs Honor" issue was a complete 180 from TOS. The Roms had honor in TOS but lost it in TNG. The Klinks were devious and nasty in TOS/TMP but turned honorable in TNG? WTF?
Heh, no hard feelins there Doggie. Wouldnt be a game without Klinks just as much as it wouldnt without Freds.
Still, come GW3, we got somethin for that azz, mister! :rollingpin: :rwoot:
Bah! Those damn trumped up "illegal love" charges pop up to bite me in the ass again.
The sow was of age of consent!
Oh well, back to cell block P. At least when LeRoy arrives I won't have to worry about smokes... a cutie like him will get me 3 or 4 packs a go.
Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....
Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....
But you have to smoke it yourself.
When approached by the Kzinti Free Press about the " Fed Connection" Byron "Popeye" Hooch declined to comment
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Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit.
Damn that's sexy!
Put LeRoy in a pair o' them shorts and I'll fly fed!
All them feds so "flaming"?
Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit.
Actually according to Doggy they look like "mutant" nutsacks. However, the latest revision of the Alliance Interspecies Protocol Handbook, clearly states that it is inappropriate to point this out and that henceforth all Klingons are to be referred to as d***heads.
<Sigh> TYPICAL Klink. At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!
;)
At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!
Whats up Green, you throwing in the towel and admitting defeat after your attempts to frame me? :rwoot:
Hooch, the UN-sinkable