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Title: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 04, 2004, 08:45:59 pm
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 04, 2004, 09:37:54 pm
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 04, 2004, 09:44:27 pm
"Kirk this, Kirk that... What an egomaniac"???

Perhaps we should reconsider... and HELP the klinks?

;)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: WarSears on August 04, 2004, 10:28:13 pm
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 04, 2004, 10:56:24 pm
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????


Because you haven't learned how to use a scroll bar, not surprising as I doubt you have ever moved your phaser capacitor slider at all in your D5D.

P.S.  Even if you do learn I don't think reading will be easy considering your spelling from the above post.

<Snicker>
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Gook on August 05, 2004, 03:50:18 am
Great stuff guys, keep em coming :)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Rolling on August 05, 2004, 05:24:15 am
ROFL!!!!

I keep trying to click on the links to the other pages, but they don't work.  <snicker>

Good job, gentlemen.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: C-Los on August 05, 2004, 05:32:48 am
"I want to see the center folds"

DAM that Likkerpig....He's always stealing my paper.... :banghead:


 :goodpost: :goodpost:


 :multi: :multi: :multi:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on August 05, 2004, 05:48:53 am
What scroll bar? I don't see no stinkin' scroll bar! (at least not the horizontal slider) :'(

Actually the scroll bar shows on my home computer which runs XP (where I am at this moment) and it doesn't show at work, where the system is NT2000.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 05, 2004, 07:24:08 am
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????


Because you haven't learned how to use a scroll bar, not surprising as I doubt you have ever moved your phaser capacitor slider at all in your D5D.

P.S.  Even if you do learn I don't think reading will be easy considering your spelling from the above post.

<Snicker>

My spell check worked, the pic copy sucked. I will fix it later.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: el-Karnak on August 05, 2004, 05:25:06 pm
I want to see page 3!!  :multi: :multi:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT MRess on August 05, 2004, 08:14:02 pm
I want to see page 3!!  :multi: :multi:

No you don't.

B'ehlanna Torres.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 05, 2004, 08:47:47 pm
How come I can only see hafe the paper?????


Don't know WS.  The graphic has the same pixel settings as Hooch's.  Might be your screen resolution, I'm using 1152x864.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 06, 2004, 07:56:40 pm
I'M STILL WAITING FROM SOMEONE FROM THE EMBASSY TO GET THEIR FURRY ARSE DOWN TO THE FEDERAL LOCK UP AND EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO THESE HAIRLESS IDIOTS!!!!

HELLO!!!   HELLO!!!!    HEY!!!


HURRY UP BEFORE I MAIM SOMEONE!!

HELLO!!!!   I'M GETTING CRABBY HERE!!!


HELLO!!!!





DAMMIT!   THEY TRIED TO FEED ME A _#&*()*&#_)*(&#*(&#  BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!    It wasn't bad, but just one!!   I mean come on here!!

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Rolling on August 06, 2004, 08:09:13 pm
I'M STILL WAITING FROM SOMEONE FROM THE EMBASSY TO GET THEIR FURRY ARSE DOWN TO THE FEDERAL LOCK UP AND EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO THESE HAIRLESS IDIOTS!!!!

HELLO!!!   HELLO!!!!    HEY!!!


HURRY UP BEFORE I MAIM SOMEONE!!

HELLO!!!!   I'M GETTING CRABBY HERE!!!


HELLO!!!!





DAMMIT!   THEY TRIED TO FEED ME A _#&*()*&#_)*(&#*(&#  BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!    It wasn't bad, but just one!!   I mean come on here!!

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Hairless?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 06, 2004, 09:58:00 pm
I'M STILL WAITING FROM SOMEONE FROM THE EMBASSY TO GET THEIR FURRY ARSE DOWN TO THE FEDERAL LOCK UP AND EXPLAIN THE CONCEPT OF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY TO THESE HAIRLESS IDIOTS!!!!

HELLO!!!   HELLO!!!!    HEY!!!


HURRY UP BEFORE I MAIM SOMEONE!!

HELLO!!!!   I'M GETTING CRABBY HERE!!!


HELLO!!!!





DAMMIT!   THEY TRIED TO FEED ME A _#&*()*&#_)*(&#*(&#  BOLOGNA SANDWICH!!!    It wasn't bad, but just one!!   I mean come on here!!

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Oh crap, knew there was something I was suppose to do today.

......

(http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/213/213579/folders/161708/1176051KD2.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: likkerpig on August 06, 2004, 10:11:48 pm
Can I place a personal add Green?
Kroma is AWOL, Aurora is pissed about the piccy and LeRoy is still putting up a fight (tease).
I need some lovin'!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on August 06, 2004, 11:32:25 pm
I just want to see page 7! :-\

And, ya know, that's a pretty close approxamation of what I'd look like in klingon garb, heh.  ;D
Title: Federation Times Issue 2
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 07, 2004, 12:07:40 am
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Rolling on August 07, 2004, 03:58:04 am
 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Gook on August 07, 2004, 07:05:38 am
Love em, keep em coming :)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 07, 2004, 07:31:33 am
Sigh, isnt it odd that Hooch tried to start a (mock) flamewar with the Klinks and now it has somehow (Green) turned into a (mock) flamewar with out freakin ALLIES???

GET BACK TO FLAMIN DA FREAKIN MIRCRO-BRAINS ALREADY!

All this is gonna do is lead to oodles and oodles of "accidental t-bomb misplacements" on GW3!

 :rofl: :spam: :lol:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on August 07, 2004, 08:55:57 am
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Bonk on August 07, 2004, 10:05:16 am
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.

I had that trouble here at one point too (with netscape, but not mozilla) try saving the image to the desktop to look at it.(?) Actually more of it shows in the "Topic Summary" when adding a post as the margins are narrower.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 07, 2004, 12:10:50 pm
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.

So if I understand you correctly, you can't see the right side of The Kzinti Daily?

Woooo, thank God.  I was able to change all those nasty articles I had written on you in Vol 1 before you saw them.  ;)



If Bonk's suggestion doesn't work, just right click on the pic, go to properties and then copy the url over to your browser and view it from the source.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on August 07, 2004, 12:28:43 pm
still not getting the option to scroll sideways to see the entire page...a shame, too. Those "headlines" are hilarious.

So if I understand you correctly, you can't see the right side of The Kzinti Daily?

Woooo, thank God.  I was able to change all those nasty articles I had written on you in Vol 1 before you saw them.  ;)



If Bonk's suggestion doesn't work, just right click on the pic, go to properties and then copy the url over to your browser and view it from the source.

Correct, I cannot see the right side of the paper. Apparently, it's a good thing for you, too... :P
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 07, 2004, 04:17:02 pm
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: likkerpig on August 07, 2004, 07:01:15 pm
Whoop!!!
My own column!
Not long until I am in syndication... then the bucks roll in!
Influencing the love lives of the galaxy... It's a Good Thing!

Hmmm, have to branch out some too...
Cooking: How to stretch out a 3 gopher pot pie for 12 kin folk
Fashion: What scarves and pumps go with bib coveralls
Movies: The social and economic ramifications of Deliverance
Music: AC/DC made bag pipes a rock instrument, can they do the same for the banjo?

But that will come. Small steps piggy, soon the galaxy will follow your lead....
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 07, 2004, 07:25:08 pm
Nice to see some things never change...like...


...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...



Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:



...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.



You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 07, 2004, 07:58:19 pm
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 07, 2004, 08:02:09 pm
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.


Can't say I know why...


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 07, 2004, 09:02:56 pm
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.

Yes, me too.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 07, 2004, 09:04:04 pm
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.

Yes, me too.


What did you expect?  I'm curious...



I'm starting to get the impression that what I said isn't being taken in the joking manner that I meant it.  Apparently, not enough emoticons again.  Silly me.





Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 07, 2004, 09:19:13 pm
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.

Yes, me too.


What did you expect?  I'm curious...



I'm starting to get the impression that what I said isn't being taken in the joiking manner that I meant it.  Apparently, not enough emoticons again.  Silly me.







Sorry Dog, just a bit gun shy these days...
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 07, 2004, 09:20:33 pm
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 07, 2004, 09:25:12 pm
Nice to see some things never change...like...
...the fact that Fred literary efforts still haven't evolved past a 3rd grader's reading level...
Honestly...cartoons?   :lol:
...or that false accusations of "war criminal" still make the grade in Fred propaganda efforts.
You guys are so cute!  Don't ever change!  :rofl:

Kinda expected a different response from ya Doggy.  A bit surprised.

Yes, me too.


What did you expect?  I'm curious...



I'm starting to get the impression that what I said isn't being taken in the joiking manner that I meant it.  Apparently, not enough emoticons again.  Silly me.







Sorry Dog, just a bit gun shy these days...


No worries. 

It's not like I just grew this sarcastic sense of humor of mine.  How long have I been here?   ;)


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 07, 2004, 09:28:19 pm
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

Hooch, peace maker

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 07, 2004, 09:33:35 pm
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

Hooch, peace maker




I'll bet good money your "best Lando voice" sounds like a aging white dude with no soul!   :P     :lol:


I've heard you on TS, man...I don't think you have it in you...heheh.






Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 07, 2004, 09:35:03 pm
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

Hooch, peace maker




I'll bet good money your "best Lando voice" sounds like a aging white dude with no soul!   :P     :lol:


I've heard you on TS, man...I don't think you have it in you...heheh.

I rather fancy I have a James Earl Jones voice myself  ;D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 07, 2004, 09:36:25 pm
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

Hooch, peace maker




First, no merger needed, dude, its a game and posting snippets is half the fun.

Second,
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 07, 2004, 09:46:53 pm
Green, (in my best Lando voice) my old friend,  when are we going to bone the Klingons in this little game of ours?

Perhaps a merger is called for?

Hooch, peace maker




I'll bet good money your "best Lando voice" sounds like a aging white dude with no soul!   :P     :lol:


I've heard you on TS, man...I don't think you have it in you...heheh.

I rather fancy I have a James Earl Jones voice myself  ;D


That would be rather fanciful of you, indeed...     ::)   :D


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 07, 2004, 09:54:34 pm
While we're joking around a bit here...I'll relate a somewhat funny story about my endlest daughter Jessica.


She loves to read daddy's "books."  These books are my pile of SFB stuff that sits on my dresser next to our bed.  We're always flipping through my various issues of Captain's Log and one of the cistest thing is when she points to the pictures that are scattered throughout a give issue.


A piccy of a Fred ship?  "That's a bad guy, daddy!"


Hydran ship?  "Bad guy," she says...


Gorn?  "That's a bad guy..."


Klingon?  "That's a VERy good guy, daddy!"


Romulan?  "Good guy..."


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."


Lyran and ISC pics are scare in the issues I have, so she doesn't recognize them very well.  She's got it all down pat, though.  It's impressive.  :D




I'm not telling tall tales, either...she actually does this every time we flip through these things.  It's both funny and does and old Klingon dad proud...


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 07, 2004, 10:08:22 pm


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."




 A very true statement by your daughter.    :D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 07, 2004, 11:34:17 pm


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."




 A very true statement by your daughter.    :D


We actually just got done going though who was good and bad a little bit before I posted that.  She makes me so proud.  :D


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Gook on August 08, 2004, 03:02:32 am


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."




 A very true statement by your daughter.    :D


We actually just got done going though who was good and bad a little bit before I posted that.  She makes me so proud.  :D




Yeah its amazing how quickly they pick this stuff up, and what Daddy "likes" and doesn't. Mine are the same, but Phoebe being 9 is changing a bit, in the things she says becoming more independent and asking questions, which is great. Still love them when they don't give you grief though :)

When I played DAoC they would both point out the bad guys, (Albs and Mids), now they both play (one 9 and one 6), which makes me laugh as the peeps they group with in the mornings here, is night on the west coast there, none of whom beleive they are the ages they are because of the time of night! So hardened Powergamers go trooping off with a six year old and a nine year old and seem to be clueless about it as the girls are getting good :) Mind you it says a lot about that game :)

Long live the innocence of kids.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 08, 2004, 04:09:10 am
A new photographer has applied for work on the paper, dunno if Green will accept him, but I hear he has some interesting pics.......... ;)

P.S.  Green check our forums for some goodies.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 08, 2004, 08:53:24 am
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy?  The red one?  Well then I like the blue one." ;)

Now if you'll excuse me, gotta go hire a new staff photographer.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 08, 2004, 09:06:41 am
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy?  The red one?  Well then I like the blue one." ;)

Or they are 16 and are going to the haloween dance with some young man dressed up as Capt. Kirk....... ;D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Hexx on August 08, 2004, 09:30:45 am
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy?  The red one?  Well then I like the blue one." ;)

Or they are 16 and are going to the haloween dance with some young man dressed up as Capt. Kirk....... ;D

Or when they're 18 and DH show up at your door...
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 08, 2004, 09:47:07 am
And we have another case of a Dog attack spoiling Die Hards amorous plans..... ;D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 08, 2004, 11:29:02 am
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Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: likkerpig on August 08, 2004, 11:35:58 am
Green: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
Me and Howard, scapegoats in the battle for truth!
Bumpy heads in the CFL? Where do I sign up for a drone chucker? Damn Klinks are like mould, spread everywhere if you don't stop 'em!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Hexx on August 08, 2004, 11:39:40 am
<sigh>
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: alfman on August 08, 2004, 05:26:07 pm
More Page 3 please! :o
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: el-Karnak on August 09, 2004, 02:39:37 pm
***Frog stamps up and down madly***

I want to see Page 3!!!!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Vaul on August 09, 2004, 08:15:44 pm
While we're joking around a bit here...I'll relate a somewhat funny story about my endlest daughter Jessica.


She loves to read daddy's "books."  These books are my pile of SFB stuff that sits on my dresser next to our bed.  We're always flipping through my various issues of Captain's Log and one of the cistest thing is when she points to the pictures that are scattered throughout a give issue.


A piccy of a Fred ship?  "That's a bad guy, daddy!"


Hydran ship?  "Bad guy," she says...


Gorn?  "That's a bad guy..."


Klingon?  "That's a VERy good guy, daddy!"


Romulan?  "Good guy..."


Kzin?  "Sometimes good...sometimes bad."


Lyran and ISC pics are scare in the issues I have, so she doesn't recognize them very well.  She's got it all down pat, though.  It's impressive.  :D




I'm not telling tall tales, either...she actually does this every time we flip through these things.  It's both funny and does and old Klingon dad proud...







You do, of course, realise that the moment she starts watching the original series, it's going to be a case of "DADDY! THE BAD GUYS ARE WINNING!  :o".....
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 09, 2004, 09:01:15 pm
ROFL at Vaul!

Yeah Doggie, here is your future:

"Daddy, Daddy! Fat, beat-up OLD Admiral Kirk just kicked the Noble Klingon warrior whom had his crew execute an innocent civilian in the face and made him fall a long way into lava! And now bad ol Kirk just carjacked the Bird of Prey from John Larroquete dressed up as a Klingon basketball player!"

"Why?"

Doggie: "Um, well, gee. ITS ALL FED PROPOGANDA!"

"Daddy, Daddy? How come Ive NEVER seen a Noble Klingon warrior EVER beat Captain Kirk and the Enterprise?"

Doggie: "Ask your mother, Im sharpening my bat'leth."

 :rofl:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on August 09, 2004, 10:16:19 pm
Yeah! That's right! The Noble Klingon warrior! Bastage Smooth-Heads!
At least Kirk got his sooner or later.
May Feklar devour him in Gre'Thor!
Dog, you're bringing her up in the ways of Honor, don't stop. ;)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 09, 2004, 10:21:06 pm
I'm guessing Doggy only lets her watch an edited version of Mirror Mirror, to explain what the Federation is like........ ;D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: el-Karnak on August 10, 2004, 08:50:59 am
Page 3!! :multi: I want to see Page 3!!!! :multi: Page 3!! :woot:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 10, 2004, 02:09:53 pm
War Sears gives Dogmatix a "wet willy"

(http://www.boomspeed.com/hooch/st3-klingons.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 10, 2004, 08:49:01 pm
"DADDY, DADDY! Those are the Klingons that Kirk Bitch slapped in that Fed propoganda film you made me watch!"
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 10, 2004, 09:03:53 pm
(http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/213/213579/folders/162393/1182211KD6.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 10, 2004, 09:14:33 pm
Ok, now KRolling having colored PENS is okay, but Hooch?

Man, and I was supposed to have dinner and sleep over on his ship this weekend...

AJTK "Comm officer? Send Admiral Hooch a message, tell him um, our warp core is going critical or something and I wont be able to make it to his dinner party this weekend."
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: likkerpig on August 10, 2004, 10:30:39 pm
I'm on the same page as the escorts???
Alrighty then!
WHOOP!!!


Anyone loan me a hun?


Ah, I'll just barter.... pics of Hexx and Kroma in comprimising positions (well, for Hexx) otta be worth a half and half....   hmmm blackmail potential
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 11, 2004, 07:12:28 am
I have been busy Mister Green, but this ain't over.

Hooch
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 12, 2004, 04:21:02 pm
BUMP
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 15, 2004, 09:44:30 pm
(http://www.boomspeed.com/hooch/Federationtimes4.JPG)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Soreyes on August 15, 2004, 11:54:51 pm
Ummmmmm  Thats a picture of Fluf, not Chuut. ;D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-DieHard on August 16, 2004, 07:43:53 am
The "quite" man?   ;D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 16, 2004, 08:20:44 am
No one treats me like this!!    There will be . . .  reprocussions.   I mean just look at me in San Diego.  I'm positively guant.  STARVATION OF PRISONERS IS SO DISGUSTING!!!   They should be kept fat.  Mmmmmmm Fat prisoners  . . . MMMMMm  But I digress.

Reprocussions I tell you!

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: el-Karnak on August 16, 2004, 08:26:49 am
Intently reading page 3.

<snicker, snicker>  :rofl:  *hehe* :D   *HAHAHAHAHAHA*

*OHHAHAAAHAHAA*

*snort*



Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on August 16, 2004, 10:17:03 am
The "quite" man?   ;D

He meant the "not quite" man.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: GDA-S'Cipio on August 16, 2004, 10:29:42 am
  Mmmmmmm Fat prisoners  . . . MMMMMm  But I digress.



:rofl:  :rofl:  :rofl:

-S'Cipio
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 16, 2004, 01:57:27 pm
(http://www.boomspeed.com/hooch/Federationtimes5.JPG)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: el-Karnak on August 16, 2004, 02:08:16 pm
Cool. :D

Now moving on to page 6 with abated breath

(http://www.ogle.org/frogs/images/tfrog-news.gif)

Oooh!! Aaah!! *snicker* Heehehehe!!


Huh?!

*gasp*


 Oh NO1111ESS!! EEK!! Help!!


Just look what DH said he would do to me if I don't follow my wingman better:  

(http://www.ogle.org/frogs/images/froginblender.gif) (http://www.ogle.org/frogs/images/Frog1.exe)




Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 16, 2004, 03:32:53 pm
Wait until they are 13 or 14 Doggy, then it will be "which one do you like Daddy?  The red one?  Well then I like the blue one." ;)

Or they are 16 and are going to the haloween dance with some young man dressed up as Capt. Kirk....... ;D

Or when they're 18 and DH show up at your door...



Not a problem...I'm armed.  :)


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-DieHard on August 16, 2004, 03:34:20 pm

Just look what DH said he would do to me if I don't follow my wingman better:  

([url]http://www.ogle.org/frogs/images/froginblender.gif[/url]) ([url]http://www.ogle.org/frogs/images/Frog1.exe[/url])

Don't you have some mission that you need to compile?   ;D




Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 16, 2004, 03:37:13 pm
And we have another case of a Dog attack spoiling Die Hards amorous plans..... ;D


ROFL!  


I remember that, now that you mention it...good one, Chuut!


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 16, 2004, 03:43:19 pm
ROFL at Vaul!

Yeah Doggie, here is your future:

"Daddy, Daddy! Fat, beat-up OLD Admiral Kirk just kicked the Noble Klingon warrior whom had his crew execute an innocent civilian in the face and made him fall a long way into lava! And now bad ol Kirk just carjacked the Bird of Prey from John Larroquete dressed up as a Klingon basketball player!"

"Why?"

Doggie: "Um, well, gee. ITS ALL FED PROPOGANDA!"

"Daddy, Daddy? How come Ive NEVER seen a Noble Klingon warrior EVER beat Captain Kirk and the Enterprise?"

Doggie: "Ask your mother, Im sharpening my bat'leth."

 :rofl:





Bah...it must be nice always speaking for and from the side that totally unrealistically always wins in MOVIES and on TV.  On second thought....that must be really pathetic and shallow!   Nevermind!  :D


I'm kidding for anyone who might miss the point and take me seriously...well, mostly kidding.  :D





Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 16, 2004, 04:24:22 pm
ROFL! We of the Federation ARE all that is GOOD in the Universe, Doggie!

And please, do not dis the "Historical Documents" as they are 100% accurate.

Aint never been a Klink to beat Kirk, ever, period! ;)

IN FACT Kirk whipped you guys SO good, that you eventually turn docile and ALLY with the Federation!

;)

In the same spirit of Doggies post, nobody go to the bat'leth case and come looking for me or anything. (Us Feds got guns! YEE HAW!)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 16, 2004, 05:32:13 pm
ROFL! We of the Federation ARE all that is GOOD in the Universe, Doggie!

And please, do not dis the "Historical Documents" as they are 100% accurate.

Aint never been a Klink to beat Kirk, ever, period! ;)

IN FACT Kirk whipped you guys SO good, that you eventually turn docile and ALLY with the Federation!

;)

In the same spirit of Doggies post, nobody go to the bat'leth case and come looking for me or anything. (Us Feds got guns! YEE HAW!)


Don't you get it, though!?  That's only because one of you silly humans wrote these fairy tails in the first place.  Why should anyone be surprised that the puffed-up over-actor with the dead rodent stapled to his head never loses!?


I mean, it's gotten so stupid now, they can't even finish a movie without wrecking the Enterprise...


So NYAH!  :D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 16, 2004, 05:42:35 pm
Doggie, those same simple humans that write Kirks victories, ALSO INVENTED Klingons. If they didnt need some good whippin' boys for Kirk to beat-up on all the time, you guys wouldnt even BE here, rofl!

If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)

As to the Enterprise bit, well, I agree with you on that. Once Kirk got outa the chair, they put in a bunch of Clinton-esqe P.C. Captains who couldnt do crap right. ;)

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 16, 2004, 05:47:08 pm
Please UN-Highjack my thread gentlemen, take it outside  :police:

This is MY bash thread :)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-DieHard on August 16, 2004, 05:48:53 pm

If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)



 :rofl:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 16, 2004, 06:33:00 pm

<snip>

If I were a Klink, Id be ALOT madder about the human that decided to make your head look like a nutsack. ;)

<snip>




You must have a real mutant nutsack, pal.  I wouldn't be bringing that up, if I were you...heheh.  That can't be anything you want to be put out there as public knowledge.  It isn't flattering.  ;)


Anyway...pretty self-serving of the usual suspects to depict Klingons that way, dontcha think?  I've always pictured the TOS Klingons as the Klingons even though there's a lot more TNG Klingon material out there.  Of course, I'm 36 and those were the Klingons I grew up watching.

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 16, 2004, 06:43:40 pm
Please UN-Highjack my thread gentlemen, take it outside  :police:

This is MY bash thread :)

Pishaw ... you get 50% ownership at best.  Got tired of cranking out pornog..., I mean newspapers. without a response and stopped.  Thank God Star Fleet responds quicker then "The Federation Times."  This is an open-hijack zone.  At least my half of it is. ;)

Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a deadline to meet and a staff photographer to kick in the butt...
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 16, 2004, 06:52:37 pm
FIRST:

HOOCH: BLow it our yer arse, mister! If you scroll up page 3, you will see that it was I that bumped this dead thread from the litter box (P.I.) of page THREE of the forums! Damn zoomies, always about you, isnt it?  :rofl:

Doggie: LMAO! Nah, next time your watching some pr0n, and they show that unfortunate butt shot of the dude at work, look fo... n/m, youll see it, rofl!

Im with you, TOS Klinks are REAL Klinks. The sudden, unexplicable change to the TMP Klinks is as baffling as it is unexplained. Roms look the same. Vulcans look the same. Andorians look like DH. Why change Klinks? One of lifes lil mysteries. Errand of Mercy, the Klink that thought he was mowin down hundreds of Organians at a time then sat sipping brandy with Kirk, priceless. I greatly prefer the TOS Klinks. Glad to know that at least one Klink out there does as well. The whole "Worfs Honor" issue was a complete 180 from TOS. The Roms had honor in TOS but lost it in TNG. The Klinks were devious and nasty in TOS/TMP but turned honorable in TNG? WTF?

Heh, no hard feelins there Doggie. Wouldnt be a game without Klinks just as much as it wouldnt without Freds.

Still, come GW3, we got somethin for that azz, mister!  :rollingpin: :rwoot:

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 16, 2004, 08:11:23 pm
http://kittyhooch.com

(http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/213/213579/folders/163326/1190367KD7.jpg)

http://kittyhooch.com
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 16, 2004, 08:57:08 pm
<snip>

Doggie: LMAO! Nah, next time your watching some pr0n, and they show that unfortunate butt shot of the dude at work, look fo... n/m, youll see it, rofl!

Im with you, TOS Klinks are REAL Klinks. The sudden, unexplicable change to the TMP Klinks is as baffling as it is unexplained. Roms look the same. Vulcans look the same. Andorians look like DH. Why change Klinks? One of lifes lil mysteries. Errand of Mercy, the Klink that thought he was mowin down hundreds of Organians at a time then sat sipping brandy with Kirk, priceless. I greatly prefer the TOS Klinks. Glad to know that at least one Klink out there does as well. The whole "Worfs Honor" issue was a complete 180 from TOS. The Roms had honor in TOS but lost it in TNG. The Klinks were devious and nasty in TOS/TMP but turned honorable in TNG? WTF?

Heh, no hard feelins there Doggie. Wouldnt be a game without Klinks just as much as it wouldnt without Freds.

Still, come GW3, we got somethin for that azz, mister!  :rollingpin: :rwoot:




Granted...I'm not as familiar with every nook and cranny of male anatomy as you seem to be (maybe you and Kroma ought to set up a date or somethin', eh?) , but I am somewhat familair with the region of which you speak and I think you're stretching things a bit...unless, as I said, you have some mutant equipment.  :D


I dunno what they were thinking about with the Klingon changes, either.  The unfortunate thing is that the TNG Klingons are a lot more flshed-out in terms of background and stories.  We didn't get to see much of the TOS Klingons.  They were a ruthless bunch, no doubt about it...

One of my favorite Trek episodes continues to be Day of the Dove though.  Kirk was never totally beaten by anyone, it's true...but he never beat Kang (my favorite Klingon), either!  He had to make some blob of enegy wig out and run away to save himself from Kang and his crew...heheh.


It's all good, man...I'm with you...the game might not be as good without and good-natured rivalry amongst Fed and Klingon players...as long as it doesn't get ugly, it's a good thing...heheh.


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Mentat Jon on August 16, 2004, 09:09:43 pm
I dont post in these parts often, but that was funny.


 :goodpost:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: likkerpig on August 16, 2004, 09:23:54 pm
Bah! Those damn trumped up "illegal love" charges pop up to bite me in the ass again.
The sow was of age of consent!
Oh well, back to cell block P. At least when LeRoy arrives I won't have to worry about smokes... a cutie like him will get me 3 or 4 packs a go.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on August 16, 2004, 09:50:30 pm
Bah! Those damn trumped up "illegal love" charges pop up to bite me in the ass again.
The sow was of age of consent!
Oh well, back to cell block P. At least when LeRoy arrives I won't have to worry about smokes... a cutie like him will get me 3 or 4 packs a go.

Prepare to meet thy maker and become my breakfast tomorrow :2gun:

Smoked ham, mmmmmmmm... tenderized with a rollin' pin...

:rollingpin:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: likkerpig on August 16, 2004, 09:53:30 pm
Damn LeRoy, you sure is cute when ya get yer dander up!
Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on August 16, 2004, 10:42:25 pm

Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....


But you have to smoke it yourself.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: likkerpig on August 16, 2004, 10:46:06 pm

Don't worry, the boys in lockup will give you all the sausage you want, morning, noon, evening....


But you have to smoke it yourself.

LOL!
Thanks Kroma, forgot that part...
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 17, 2004, 05:57:45 am
Breaking news on the KittyHooch scandal:

Hooch has appanetly been using starfleet cadets in his distribution network.  Here is an example involving cadet Wesley Crusher who uner the psyuedonym  Will Wheaton  has been distributing "Nip to feline species across the alpha quadrant.

(http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/kittyhooch.JPG)

When approached by the Kzinti Free Press about the " Fed Connection" Byron "Popeye" Hooch declined to comment

(http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/popeye.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on August 17, 2004, 06:43:39 am


When approached by the Kzinti Free Press about the " Fed Connection" Byron "Popeye" Hooch declined to comment

([url]http://www.toreigeland.com/curiosities/W3870-Popeye-M.jpg[/url])


Man, Hooch is a LOT younger than he sounds.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 17, 2004, 07:57:55 am
Thats it! I am flying Klingon on this server  :D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 17, 2004, 11:05:23 am
lolol

See ya'll Saturday
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 17, 2004, 02:50:43 pm
(http://www.boomspeed.com/hooch/Federationtimes6.JPG)

Stuff that into you bong and smoke Mister Green  ;D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: likkerpig on August 17, 2004, 03:02:54 pm
But...but...
LeRoy is still coming to jail ain't he?
I got him booked for the next three months!
If the 'nip charges don't stick I got some more ideas....
He tore the "do not remove" tag off his matress!
Indecent Exposure: he peed in the SSCF clubhouse paint to add his own scent... he did it in public! I sawed it!
LeRoy is the instigator of "hanging chads"! I have his manifesto, it is his first step in taking over the Federation!

Man, I need help. If he don't show up I'm in deep sheepdip without a paddle.
At least send Kroma to cell block P, I can work a deal with that....

Where's a damn lawyer when you need one!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: el-Karnak on August 17, 2004, 04:40:01 pm
 :popcorn: (http://www.ogle.org/frogs/images/tfrog-news.gif)  :drink:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 17, 2004, 04:43:00 pm
Yeah, Day of the Dove was a rocking episode as well, dont see that one anywhere near often enough. LOL, at the end where Kang smacks Kirk on the back Kirk looks like he is ready to re-start the war right there, lmao!

Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit. I merely meant that nutsacks have alot of symetrical lines on em, ala the TNG Klink dome, and is sounded good to say!
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on August 17, 2004, 04:53:22 pm


Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit.

Actually according to Doggy they look like "mutant" nutsacks. However, the latest revision of the Alliance Interspecies Protocol Handbook, clearly states that it is inappropriate to point this out and that henceforth all Klingons are to be referred to as d***heads.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: _SSCF_Hooch on August 18, 2004, 01:19:21 pm
Whats up Green, you throwing in the towel and admitting defeat after your attempts to frame me?  :rwoot:

Hooch, the UN-sinkable
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 18, 2004, 10:54:23 pm
At a secret awards ceremony, Hooch recieves his "Star Medal" outside the Lunar colony....... :o

(http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/Hooch.JPG)

Former reciepients include:

Admiral Timothy Leary
Admiral Willian "Willie" Nelson
Commodore Tommy Chong
Commodore Bob Marley
Captain Cheech Marin
Captain Jerry Garcia
Captain Peter Tosh

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 18, 2004, 11:39:37 pm
After returning to Earth after the ceremony, Hooch once again lived up to his nickname "The Rider In White"

(http://www.bikecult.com/works/events/critass403c.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: likkerpig on August 18, 2004, 11:44:55 pm
Damn that's sexy!
Put LeRoy in a pair o' them shorts and I'll fly fed!
All them feds so "flaming"?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 19, 2004, 03:58:05 am
If you think that is "sexy" pig, just look how old hooch responds to a cattleprod........

(http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/kirk3.gif)

or is he just trying to dance?
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on August 19, 2004, 09:11:33 am
Damn that's sexy!
Put LeRoy in a pair o' them shorts and I'll fly fed!
All them feds so "flaming"?


I'm keepin' my pants on, thank you very much (http://members.surfbest.net/sfb76279@surfbest.net/Images/Smilies/tongue.gif)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC on August 19, 2004, 10:17:13 am
Too funny lol
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: el-Karnak on August 19, 2004, 10:24:58 am
 :popcorn: (http://www.ogle.org/frogs/images/tfrog-news.gif)  :drink:
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 19, 2004, 04:24:42 pm


Okay, so TNG klinks heads dont look EXACTLY like a nutsack, I admit.

Actually according to Doggy they look like "mutant" nutsacks. However, the latest revision of the Alliance Interspecies Protocol Handbook, clearly states that it is inappropriate to point this out and that henceforth all Klingons are to be referred to as d***heads.


Not just "mutant nutsacks" but AJTK's obviously mutant (read: deformed) version...  ;)




As for the rest of your drivel...fork you, man!   heheh...


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 19, 2004, 04:31:08 pm
<Sigh> TYPICAL Klink. At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!

;)

Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 19, 2004, 05:11:48 pm
<Sigh> TYPICAL Klink. At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!

;)




heheh...hey, just because we don't wish to be made fun of in this manner doesn't mean we don't get the joke, such as it was.  It is possible to understand a joke and still think it's not funny, right?   :D


Along with my comments was admittedly a somewhat feeble attempt to turn the joke back on the perpetrator. 
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on August 19, 2004, 05:11:53 pm
At least the ANDORIAN got the joke, rofl!


That's just because his high-risk sexual proclivity for K9/Primate/Andorian three-ways has left him with a mutant nutsack.
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: FPF-AJTK on August 20, 2004, 09:53:30 am
LOL @ Doggie and Kroma.

BTW Doggie, you really WERENT supposed to find it all that funny!  ;)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix_XC on August 20, 2004, 11:55:24 am
Ahh.......that explains it.  :D


Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: Green on August 20, 2004, 04:25:07 pm
Whats up Green, you throwing in the towel and admitting defeat after your attempts to frame me?  :rwoot:

Hooch, the UN-sinkable


Pffttttt ... I was vacationing nip-boy.  I'm back.

(http://216.77.188.54/coDataImages/p/Groups/213/213579/folders/163879/1195661KD8.jpg)
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: el-Karnak on August 20, 2004, 04:47:50 pm
(http://www.ogle.org/frogs/images/tfrog-news.gif)

*Reading page 3*

It's good to be green. :D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBF-Kapact on August 20, 2004, 05:11:38 pm
It'll be two years before this stuff hits the New Zealand papers. By that time Klingons will be throwing barbecues on the white house lawn................  thanks for the preview!


 ;D
Title: Re: WAR!
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on August 20, 2004, 05:45:23 pm
Now sure which is making me drool more, page 3 or the laden briefcase on the cover of the "Kzinti Times"
 :-\