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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 11, 2004, 07:40:38 am

Title: The True Explanation About Klingon Ridges
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on August 11, 2004, 07:40:38 am

Its really easy to figure out.

First their was TOS Klingons

(http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/kor.JPG)

then they encountered an "ALIEN" lifeform

(http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/Alien1.JPG)

Then unable to tolerate the notorious Klingon bad breath, the creature moved to the top of the head using its acid secretions to meld with the Klingon.

(http://www.boomspeed.com/chuutritt/alien2.JPG)

This also explains how such a clever and sneaky race, became one of caveman simplicity and perpetual bad mood.

<SNICKER>

 ;D

Title: Re: The True Explanation About Klingon Ridges
Post by: Holocat on August 11, 2004, 07:56:49 am

I presume that this is why this "Alien" lifeform was unable to use the Klingon as an incubator, as the Klingon's breath either killed the eggs...

... or the Klingon's simply ate the eggs as delicacies.

Makes me wonder why the klingons didn't eat the aliens too, if that's true though.

Title: Re: The True Explanation About Klingon Ridges
Post by: GDA-S'Cipio on August 11, 2004, 09:38:42 am

Quote from: Holocat on August 11, 2004, 07:56:49 am

... or the Klingon's simply ate the eggs as delicacies.

That is how the Klingons went from sipping brandy in Errand of Mercy to eating worms in Next Gen.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

-S'Cipio

Title: Re: The True Explanation About Klingon Ridges
Post by: Bonk on August 11, 2004, 10:18:41 am

I was always fond of how a friends mother referred to them: chocolate-cake-heads.  ;D