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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Gambler on September 17, 2004, 08:41:15 am

Title: The cruelest thing a woman can ever do to a man!
Post by: Gambler on September 17, 2004, 08:41:15 am
Make him take his male cat to the vet to be neutered.  She gets to pick him up when it's all over.

Dad is now the bad guy because he took the cat to the bad place.

Mom is the good guy because she rescued the cat from the bad place.
Title: Re: The cruelest thing a woman can ever do to a man!
Post by: Clark Kent on September 17, 2004, 08:49:50 am
That just plain isn't right.  I say you tempt her with your masculine wiles and then leave her hangin for such treacherous behavior.
Title: Re: The cruelest thing a woman can ever do to a man!
Post by: Gambler on September 17, 2004, 08:53:12 am
Unfortunately the deed is done.  Harper made the long trip in the carrier today.  Tomorrow he comes back not the man he was today.

I have the feeling I'm gonna lose a lot of skin over this.
Title: Re: The cruelest thing a woman can ever do to a man!
Post by: Nemesis on September 17, 2004, 08:04:09 pm
Unfortunately the deed is done.  Harper made the long trip in the carrier today.  Tomorrow he comes back not the man he was today.

I have the feeling I'm gonna lose a lot of skin over this.

HARPER?  oops!  Sorry guy.

That explains the phone call last week, a plea for rescue.

I received a call asking for me by my first name, stated that it was in fact me.  The caller identified themselves as "Harper", I said "Who?" the caller repeated "Its Harper" when I explained that I didn't know a Harper they hung up.

If I had only known that Harper was calling for a rescue I could have done something. 

The only remaining question is who gave him my number?
Title: Re: The cruelest thing a woman can ever do to a man!
Post by: KBF-Crim on September 17, 2004, 10:55:50 pm
Bah...the cruelest thing a woman can do to a man ....is to marry him! :o

Heh ;)
Title: Re: The cruelest thing a woman can ever do to a man!
Post by: Mentat Jon on September 17, 2004, 10:57:07 pm
" The Laranna Bobbit"