Dynaverse.net

Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KAT J'inn on November 16, 2004, 10:19:55 pm

Title: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on November 16, 2004, 10:19:55 pm
I'm dead.  I know I am.   <cough>

I swear I have never been this sick.

Okay well there was . . .

1) Appendix Explosion Day
2) Food Poisoning Day
3) Vodka <shudder> Day
4) Purple Jesus <double shudder> Day

But this is the fifth most sick I have ever been!!!

I sound like a robot when I talk at all.  And then today . . . I FAILED THE BIGGEST TEST OF ALL!!!!

All of my friends keep offering to bring me food.  Personally I think they just want to snoop around the J'inn Estate.  There have been rumours.  But I digress.

So finally this BEAUTIFUL secretary asks to bring me food.  She does.  I'm laying in bed  DYING!!!!  But I was kind enough to put on some P.J.

Well she comes up and sees me cough up a lung and offers a massage to loosen my chest up.  She proceeds.

AND I AM TO WEAK TO HIT ON HER!!!

I'M DYING!!!

Now I live alone.  So if I go without posting for a week send the police and tell them to bring nose plugs.  Also,  one of you get over here first and get the small red box out of my closet.  DO NOT OPEN IT!!!   Just throw it in a river somewhere.   I made a promise to Jennifer Tilly,  and dammit I keep my promises when it is convenient.

I am so full of anti-biotics and codeine that I am loopy as hell.   But I guess you figured that already.

Plus Shop Rex is no help at all.  She told me not to drink at Scippy's wedding or else I would get sicker.   Now all I get from her is the Chorus to Mozart's TOLD YA SO symphony in B Flat minor.

I tried to play the game today but I cough too much.

AND HOW THE HELL DID CERTAIN CLIENTS GET MY CELL NUMBER!!!   They are calling like crazy.   J'inn where did you hide my Glock?  J'inn where did you hide my crack?  J'inn where is my money?  J'inn I'm going to cut yer eyeballs out?  BLAH BLAH BLAH.  I'm sick!  Don't these people have any morals??  Erm . . hmmm . . . okay.  Well they should.   

I shoulda been a doctor like Mom wanted.  But she was only half Jewish and therefore her Guilt Powers were insufficient.  If I was a doctor I could heal myself.   I could also get into a good country club but that's another matter.   Ooooohhh and think of all the nurses!!!!  mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Have you ever seen a pretty female lawyer?   T.V DON'T COUNT!!!  The poor things decided that since they would be dateless for life that they might as well become lawyers so they could screw people that way.  It makes sense I suppose.  But I wish there were more pretty ones.  All I got are secretaries.  Sexual harassment this. Sexual Harassment that,.   BLAH BLAH BLAH.  THE LAWYER THAT CAME UP WITH THAT CRAP HAD TO BE FEMALE!!! 

Sometimes I wonder why Shop Rex puts up with me.  <snicker>

Well time for more meds.   I feel much better now.  But I am bored out of my gourd.

I'm watching soap operas.  There is something about these people stuck on an island with all this super high tech stuff.   I think the writers may be heroin addicts.  Not sure, but pretty sure.

I'm tired.  Night night.



 

Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: FPF-DieHard on November 16, 2004, 10:27:24 pm
Can you put me in your will?   You old enough to have a 31 year old son  ;D
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Hexx on November 16, 2004, 10:34:57 pm
Yeah.. how about 2 sons?
I think I remember hearing you have a nice car....
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: likkerpig on November 16, 2004, 10:57:16 pm
Wah! Wah! Wah!
Have a couple beers with clammato in them.
Ah, screw it, have a case with clam and beer. Then do some vodka and clam, throw in some tabasco, celery salt, horseradish and you are good to go. Repeat that until you pass out. by the time your hangover is done so will be your flu.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on November 16, 2004, 11:33:03 pm
That explains how I so easily captured you earlier in your brand new shiny CC+.  ;D
You'll live, stop yer whining.  :P
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Capt_Bearslayer_XC on November 17, 2004, 12:19:03 am
I'll take the Glock. ;D
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on November 17, 2004, 12:51:52 am
Yeah.. how about 2 sons?
I think I remember hearing you have a nice car....

2 sons and a daughter, but I am your little princess remember, so I get the biggest cut.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Mazeppa on November 17, 2004, 06:29:08 am
Well, the vultures circle around poor J'inn. 

Look, guy, you will get over this and recover.  Just remember not to drive as you recover.  Knowing you, you'd smack into a building ;)
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Father Ted on November 17, 2004, 06:56:16 am
Y'all are wrong! J'inn only has one son, who'll get everything, including his insane clients: Mavy.  :rofl:
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: KDS-KYTARH on November 17, 2004, 07:57:00 am
Get well soon J'inn.  ;D
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: GDA-Agave on November 17, 2004, 08:07:52 am
Man, you CAN really tell J'inn is not feeling himself.   If he was himself he would be figuring out how he could blame Scippy now that he could get a little more than just an old used computer.   ;D

Dude, I really hope you get to feeling better.

You really didn't seem all that sick when we were out Saturday, but then again, that might have been me seeing everything through tequila shaded eyes. (what a surprise!)

Get better!!


Agave
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: SSCF-LeRoy on November 17, 2004, 09:02:21 am
AND I AM TO WEAK TO HIT ON HER!!!

And this is unusual how?... <snicker>

Git better soon, you big ole' softy ;)

P.S. If the worst does happen, I want the computer and the stereo.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on November 17, 2004, 09:44:04 am
UGH!!

Note to Self:  Unplug computer before taking coedine laced medicine.

Second Note to Self:  People on D2 are bastards.

To Mazeppa:  What's this "In Retirement" Crap??   Get back in here.

To Agave:  Yes, Saturday I felt much better.  I don't know what happened.  I was getting over the flu and somehow it turned into something much worse.  My olny guess is that I over did it by going out two nights in a row.  :(

I can talk better today so I think I am getting better.  Man am I bored though!

Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on November 17, 2004, 10:14:59 am


I can talk better today so I think I am getting better.  Man am I bored though!



Then get your butt on the server.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Wraith 413 on November 17, 2004, 10:23:23 am
Can't ya just feel the love oozing from your monitor? I know I can!  lol
 Get better soon, J'inn.
Oh yeah, sounds like you might have pneumonia.
  **  arnold voice**     Or maybe it's a tumor.

          <S>

                            Wraith 413
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Gook on November 17, 2004, 11:17:52 am
Sadly not too sick to type  ;)
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC on November 17, 2004, 03:46:26 pm
Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Bob Graham on November 17, 2004, 04:18:09 pm
I got the cure right here bud, Vitaman C.  Just get a bottle of that stuff and start poppin bout 4 every 4 hours.  U cant take too much, so dont worry bout that, youll be doin better in no time.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Sirgod on November 17, 2004, 04:24:11 pm
Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

Why Do I predict , that when J'inn get's better there's a lawsuit coming for sexism?  ;) ;) ;) ;)

Stephen
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on November 17, 2004, 04:28:59 pm
Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

NOW YOU LOOK HERE YOUNG LADY!   This ain't no cold.  It could be fatal <cough> <hack> Why I need tender loving care to get better.  I'm working on seeing how many ladies I can get to my house with this.   I got food being brought.  Kitchen was cleaned.  Laundry done.  Bathroom cleaned.

Hmmm, I wonder if I could pull off a sponge bath.

So don't spoil my scam <cough> I mean recovery!!

 
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC on November 17, 2004, 04:30:04 pm
LOL!!!!
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Astarte on November 17, 2004, 05:20:22 pm
FireSoul is the same.  You would think he would die from exhaustion.  I think it is a man thing.

From what my dad says, onion sandwiches.  bread, butter, sliced raw onions and a bit of salt and pepper.

Also if it is a cough that is bugging you, invest in some Buckley's.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Sirgod on November 17, 2004, 05:47:43 pm
Ignore those Ladies J'inn. Just remember you have something to live for. After all one day you also might see some tits like these.   http://www.nice-tits.org  , If that's not worth Living for, I don't know what is.

Stephen
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on November 17, 2004, 07:41:51 pm
The English scare me.

 
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Mog on November 17, 2004, 07:42:39 pm
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: FPF-Aurora on November 17, 2004, 07:47:17 pm
Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

Poor J'inn all sick and here's that mean old Tracey picking on poor little you.
You have to watch her, she's a maneater.  ;)
I had pneumonia once when I was about 7 months pregnant, I managed to survive somehow.
Even though I did feel as if I had hacked up both lungs, lol.
Oh, wait... I am a female though   ;D
Sorry... I forgot for a moment that you are a male...  :D
Poor J'inn...  

Seriously, I hope you are feeling better soon  :)
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Sirgod on November 17, 2004, 07:54:17 pm
Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

Poor J'inn all sick and here's that mean old Tracey picking on poor little you.
You have to watch her, she's a maneater.  ;)
I had pneumonia once when I was about 7 months pregnant, I managed to survive somehow.
Even though I did feel as if I had hacked up both lungs, lol.
Oh, wait... I am a female though   ;D
Sorry... I forgot for a moment that you are a male...  :D
Poor J'inn... 

Seriously, I hope you are feeling better soon  :)

J'inns a Man.???


P'tooie, and all those fantasies between him, Scippy, Kroma, and Likkerpig. 

Heh, If that doesn't bring up some Flim in My favorite Lawyer I don't know what will.

Stephen
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Bonk on November 18, 2004, 11:03:38 am
Why is it that everytime a male gets a cold, all of a sudden, they are all DIEING!! You want to know what pain is?? Try giving birth, LOL.

I understand that is the worst there is. (It makes the biblical tale ring true...) BUT, I'd have to say multiple abscessed molars has to rank up there with childbirth. I recently had such pain and before a root canal (or extractions for previous cases) I was in insane pain for days at a time. Huge codeine overdoses would not even touch it (up to 1/4 gram every four hours), I was tempted to go to the emergency room for a shot of Demerol but could not get off the floor or stop crying like a little girl to do it. I just smoked up all my "nip" instead to take my head out of my body. Once my head swelled up like a football, the pain seemed to ease and I went back to work, but people looked at me funny... (edit: more than usual ;))

Anyhoo, as far a pain rankings go:
1) Natural Childbirth (as I'm told) - can last up to 24 hours and potentially lethal.
2) Tooth pain (I know first hand) - can last indefinitely and is also potentially lethal.
3) Burns (also I know first hand) - very intense but usually only initally lasts until shock sets in, then the pain returns when healing begins. Only the most severe burns are potentially lethal.

There is more than one type of pain of course and chronic pain sufferers (various causes) probably have it the worst, as it it usually non-lethal and just never goes away.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on November 18, 2004, 11:36:15 am
4)   Day after Thanksgiving at the Mall of America.  Extremely painful.  Usually lethal to males.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Sirgod on November 18, 2004, 11:44:21 am
Black Friday indeed.

Stephen
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Hexx on November 18, 2004, 11:44:49 am
OK so am I getting the car or not?  ???
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: FPF-Aurora on November 18, 2004, 11:48:28 am
4)   Day after Thanksgiving at the Mall of America.  Extremely painful.  Usually lethal to males.


I feel your pain...

Shopping sucks...
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: FPF-SCM_TraceyG_XC on November 18, 2004, 11:50:41 am
I love shopping, especially if its someone else's money!  ;D
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: FPF-Aurora on November 18, 2004, 12:03:01 pm
I love shopping, especially if its someone else's money!  ;D

<shivers>

I don't care who's money it is...

I'd rather pull my eyelashes out one by one than be subjected to that horror  :o
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Commander Maxillius on November 18, 2004, 01:25:32 pm
I love shopping, especially if its someone else's money!  ;D

Me too ;D
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Ravok on November 18, 2004, 01:49:34 pm
I love shopping, especially if its someone else's money!  ;D

  ;) So it would seem that all females do, my girls and wife to be, certainly burn through mine with gleefull abandon. :D
And Christmas (sudder) is just around the corner. :o :o :o  I think im going to have to sell a kidney or some thing. :P


 J`inn I really hope you start to feel better. :)
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Maverick on November 18, 2004, 02:17:08 pm
Can you put me in your will?   You old enough to have a 31 year old son  ;D

Screw you DH he already owes me back child support you're not getting in his will too. That's my job go screw someone else over now J'inn I of course am only concerned about your health (as a loving son should be) but just in case you should really re-do that will soon, remember to spell my name right alot of people get it wrong I'm PM you the details.


As entertaining as that post was J'inn lay your butt down and get better would ya!
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: GE-Raven on November 18, 2004, 03:28:45 pm
You guys are forgetting the upside...  Black Friday is preceeded by...

THANKSGIVING.... you know... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...

Her showing thanks and trying to get you in a real good mood for all the shopping the next day. 

Then again I am still kind of a newlywed.  Might be just me.

GE-Raven
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Ravok on November 18, 2004, 03:36:29 pm
You guys are forgetting the upside...  Black Friday is preceeded by...

THANKSGIVING.... you know... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...

Her showing thanks and trying to get you in a real good mood for all the shopping the next day. 

Then again I am still kind of a newlywed.  Might be just me.

GE-Raven


 Yah hoo!! I forgot all about that! we arent even married yet so i should be able to milk this one to the max!!! ;D

 Thanks Raven  :) I will start pleading poverty and hardship now, so i can get the full effect. :lol:
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on November 18, 2004, 06:04:40 pm
You guys are forgetting the upside...  Black Friday is preceeded by...

THANKSGIVING.... you know... wink, wink, nudge, nudge, say no more...

Her showing thanks and trying to get you in a real good mood for all the shopping the next day. 

Then again I am still kind of a newlywed.  Might be just me.

GE-Raven


Just you...

After the first year of marraige, they'll hold out, citing that you need a full night's sleep to prepare for the ordeals on Black Friday, and your requests of "thanks" can be given after the fact (when you'll be passed out as soon as you hit the bed...)
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: GE-Raven on November 19, 2004, 02:03:48 pm
I am in my second year... So I am hoping that this will not be the case for me.

GE-Raven
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Bonk on November 19, 2004, 08:37:51 pm
Celibacy is highly underrated, most liberating.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Sethan on November 19, 2004, 08:40:40 pm
Celibacy is highly underrated, most liberating.

It gets easier when being Celibate is what you expect.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Bonk on November 19, 2004, 09:41:21 pm
I think you mean platonic (?)
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Sethan on November 19, 2004, 10:06:50 pm
I think you mean platonic (?)

Not when you're married.
Title: Re: I'M DYING!!!!
Post by: Bonk on November 19, 2004, 11:13:05 pm
I've known married couples that have a platonic relationship.