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Off Topic => Engineering => Topic started by: Sirgod on December 17, 2004, 02:05:14 pm

Title: Virus Alert.
Post by: Sirgod on December 17, 2004, 02:05:14 pm: I am sending this to everyone.
One of you is responsible for a virus.
It is a very severe virus.
Look what it did to my mouse.

Stephen
Title: Re: Virus Alert.
Post by: Sirgod on December 17, 2004, 02:05:35 pm: We've been deluged with information about computer viruses, the West Nile virus, and so on.

Now comes word of another select virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.

It appears to AFFECT THOSE BORN PRIOR TO 1970.

SYMPTOMS:

Causes you to...

1. ...send the same e-mail twice

2. ...send a blank e-mail

3. ...send e-mail to the wrong person

4. ...send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you

5. ...forget to attach the attachment

6. ...hit "SEND" before you've finished

7. ...hit "DELETE" instead of "SEND"

8. ...hit "SEND" when you should hit "DELETE"

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It's called . the C-NILE VIRUS...

Stephen
Title: Re: Virus Alert.
Post by: Nemesis on December 17, 2004, 02:18:06 pm: Quote from: Stephen on December 17, 2004, 02:05:14 pm
I am sending this to everyone.
One of you is responsible for a virus.
It is a very severe virus.
Look what it did to my mouse.

Stephen

Khalee had access to your computer. Perhaps he was hungry.
Title: Re: Virus Alert.
Post by: Khalee002 on December 17, 2004, 02:51:02 pm: Naw twernt me I dont like the kind of mice he got. Im a track baller kinda eater. :)
Title: Re: Virus Alert.
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on December 17, 2004, 02:56:32 pm: Does that mean if it doesn't have balls it doesn't go down your gullet? (Sorry. You asked for that.)
Title: Re: Virus Alert.
Post by: Nemesis on December 17, 2004, 02:59:12 pm: Quote from: Angel Slayer on December 17, 2004, 02:56:32 pm
Does that mean if it doesn't have balls it doesn't go down your gullet? (Sorry. You asked for that.)

With great difficulty I have refrained from making any of the comments that Khalee left himself open for. Its not easy.

:popcorn:
Title: Re: Virus Alert.
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on December 17, 2004, 03:01:19 pm: Well, I've always beleived that the best way to resist temtation is to go ahead and give in to it. That, and it does lower the stress level. ;D
Title: Re: Virus Alert.
Post by: Khalee002 on December 17, 2004, 03:12:42 pm: Quote from: IKV Nemesis on December 17, 2004, 02:59:12 pm
Quote from: Angel Slayer on December 17, 2004, 02:56:32 pm
Does that mean if it doesn't have balls it doesn't go down your gullet? (Sorry. You asked for that.)

With great difficulty I have refrained from making any of the comments that Khalee left himself open for. Its not easy.

:popcorn:
Why not man let all hang out do you some good instead of staying in the closet with it. ;D
Title: Re: Virus Alert.
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on December 17, 2004, 03:34:30 pm: And Kudo's to Stephen, who calls himself a conservative, for suppoirting his friend during this stressful time in his life. Glad you helped him open the door to the closet, Stephen.