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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KDS-KYTARH on December 31, 2004, 07:53:44 pm

Title: Klingons have a new weapon against Jinn!
Post by: KDS-KYTARH on December 31, 2004, 07:53:44 pm

I, Kytarh have been missing from these forums for awhile. That is because i have been on a long range mission to find a secret weapon so horrible that is location has been kept secret for ages.

But I and the crew of the D'Ktagh have found this weapon and brought it back to the Klingon empire!

Jinn! We have found your arch enemy! FOAMY the SQUIREL! The only creature known to strike cold fear in Jinn's heart.

So you will know I am not bluffing we have video evidence of this creature in action, he has a message for you Jinn.

Click on the link below, and them click on the icon SQUIRREL SONG!

http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html

Title: Re: Klingons have a new weapon against Jinn!
Post by: IndyShark on December 31, 2004, 08:05:09 pm

Funny, I think the "jiggly butt" is more frightening........

Title: Re: Klingons have a new weapon against Jinn!
Post by: likkerpig on December 31, 2004, 08:08:43 pm

 :rofl:

hexx should watch "small, medium, large"!
The only time he could call himself "tall"....

Title: Re: Klingons have a new weapon against Jinn!
Post by: KAT J'inn on January 01, 2005, 01:30:20 pm

Damn Klingons.  Never could trust them.

KHHHHHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh wait.  He's not Klingon.  Erm.

WOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!

Whoa. Not good.  Sounds like I'm barfing.

Ummmm.

OH SCREW IT!!

Title: Re: Klingons have a new weapon against Jinn!
Post by: KDS-KYTARH on January 01, 2005, 08:39:39 pm

Klingons now have Squirrely Wrath! Be afraid,, be very afraid.

We have also developed a new deadly anti Jinn weapon, we have taken a shuttle and filled it with insane squirrels, when launched it flies through the enemies shields,,, and attaches itself to the enemy ships hull... and beams them all inside!!!!!!!!!  :flame:

Title: Re: Klingons have a new weapon against Jinn!
Post by: Commander Maxillius on January 02, 2005, 01:32:27 pm

Missile Rack type T

3 speeds:  16, 24, and 32

warhead:  TI: 4 tribbles  TIV: 8 tribbles

upon launch, the missile's transporter is activated so that when it detects T-bomb placement ot AMD fire it transports itself closer to the enemy.  once the missile breaks through the enemy's shields, the tribbles are transported at random throughout the enemy's ship (although we're told the randomizer targets the cargo hold and bridge for some reason)

missile itself does 1 point of damage to bare hull

Title: Re: Klingons have a new weapon against Jinn!
Post by: Potemkyn on January 04, 2005, 01:44:44 am

Quote from: KBF-KYTARH on January 01, 2005, 08:39:39 pm

Klingons now have Squirrely Wrath! Be afraid,, be very afraid.

We have also developed a new deadly anti Jinn weapon, we have taken a shuttle and filled it with insane squirrels, when launched it flies through the enemies shields,,, and attaches itself to the enemy ships hull... and beams them all inside!!!!!!!!!  :flame:

Accursed squirrel drones!

Ahhhhhh!!!

 :o
Po~

Title: Re: Klingons have a new weapon against Jinn!
Post by: CaptJosh on January 04, 2005, 07:25:37 am

I think that "The Amityville Toaster" might be the funniest one on that whole page.