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Title: Men versus Women
Post by: IndyShark on March 19, 2005, 03:23:40 pm: WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST
She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the milk carton.

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the
woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet
I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, " but my husband refused to come
shopping with me, and I figured this was the most
evil thing I could do to him legally."

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I'm not going to understand women.
I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.

MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with
communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the
instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know
the thing that are important to each other."
He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's
favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm
gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
Title: Re: Men versus Women
Post by: Clark Kent on March 19, 2005, 06:33:59 pm: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Title: Re: Men versus Women
Post by: Nemesis on March 19, 2005, 07:25:52 pm: Quote from: IndyShark on March 19, 2005, 03:23:40 pm

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

For some reason I read this as: WOMAN'S PERFECT BREASTS.
Title: Re: Men versus Women
Post by: IndyShark on March 19, 2005, 09:41:47 pm: I understand completely! LOL
Title: Re: Men versus Women
Post by: Clark Kent on March 19, 2005, 09:46:01 pm: Bewbies...
Title: Re: Men versus Women
Post by: J. Carney on March 20, 2005, 08:10:39 am: Quote from: Clark Kent on March 19, 2005, 09:46:01 pm
Bewbies...

Bewbies are for Babies...

I agree more with Sir Mix-A-Lot... "I like big butts." ;D
Title: Re: Men versus Women
Post by: Clark Kent on March 20, 2005, 10:36:25 am: Quote from: J. Carney on March 20, 2005, 08:10:39 am
Quote from: Clark Kent on March 19, 2005, 09:46:01 pm
Bewbies...

Bewbies are for Babies...

I agree more with Sir Mix-A-Lot... "I like big butts." ;D

I shall send the judge your way. He should satisfy your fixation on asses. ;D
Title: Re: Men versus Women
Post by: J. Carney on March 20, 2005, 12:32:35 pm: Quote from: Clark Kent on March 20, 2005, 10:36:25 am
Quote from: J. Carney on March 20, 2005, 08:10:39 am
Quote from: Clark Kent on March 19, 2005, 09:46:01 pm
Bewbies...

Bewbies are for Babies...

I agree more with Sir Mix-A-Lot... "I like big butts." ;D

I shall send the judge your way. He should satisfy your fixation on asses. ;D

And here's a little something for your fixation on boobies, CK...

ENJOY!

(http://sdfsdf.wox.org/other/manboobies/mantits.jpg)

Send me Judge, and you get man-boobs!
Title: Re: Men versus Women
Post by: Nemesis on March 20, 2005, 05:29:27 pm: Quote from: J. Carney on March 20, 2005, 12:32:35 pm
And here's a little something for your fixation on boobies, CK...

ENJOY!

Send me Judge, and you get man-boobs!

Right click on image. Choose "block images from [server name]" refresh page, no more man-boobs.

Stop posting your photos and start working out you really need it.

PS TheJudge: Carney has been a bad boy and needs to be punished. Enjoy yourself. ;).
Title: Re: Men versus Women
Post by: TheJudge on March 20, 2005, 06:02:35 pm: Ya know, those desert cammies sure do show off the butt nice...<yummy>