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Title: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 02, 2005, 01:26:33 pm
Lord Krueg and Raza are first on the list having been driven off for fear of my massive BF.  GG Guys.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on April 02, 2005, 02:00:26 pm
Does being chased off make you a cabin boy or do you have to have your ship destroyed and then your lifepod beamed into the cargo bay of Kroma ship.

<shudder>

Talk about an Outer Limits Episode!!
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Green on April 02, 2005, 02:08:41 pm
Does being chased off make you a cabin boy or do you have to have your ship destroyed and then your lifepod beamed into the cargo bay of Kroma ship.

<shudder>

Talk about an Outer Limits Episode!!

He's not allowed to post what he does to those he captures.  And trust me, you don't want to hear it.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on April 02, 2005, 02:28:04 pm
Does being chased off make you a cabin boy or do you have to have your ship destroyed and then your lifepod beamed into the cargo bay of Kroma ship.

<shudder>

Talk about an Outer Limits Episode!!

He's not allowed to post what he does to those he captures.  And trust me, you don't want to hear it.


Got it.  Don't ask don't tell
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 02, 2005, 02:51:11 pm
Does being chased off make you a cabin boy or do you have to have your ship destroyed and then your lifepod beamed into the cargo bay of Kroma ship.

<shudder>

Talk about an Outer Limits Episode!!

Those that run are just demure. To Kroma all conquests are satisfying.

Freezzer has joined the Harem as well having been recovered from his lifepod.

I quess I should add Jinn since I drove him from a bugged mission, never figured him for the shy type though.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: KAT J'inn on April 02, 2005, 03:17:47 pm
Does being chased off make you a cabin boy or do you have to have your ship destroyed and then your lifepod beamed into the cargo bay of Kroma ship.

<shudder>

Talk about an Outer Limits Episode!!

Those that run are just demure. To Kroma all conquests are satisfying.

Freezzer has joined the Harem as well having been recovered from his lifepod.

I quess I should add Jinn since I drove him from a bugged mission, never figured him for the shy type though.


GRRRRRRRRRRR


Bastard gave me a plasma enema in a bugged mission where we were not allied.

 :cuss:
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on April 02, 2005, 04:34:22 pm
LOL...jeeze, I was in a KF5B and my wing was in the starting ship...
And we fought for over an hour... ;D
Makes it sound like he pasted us or something... :P
Was a good match.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 02, 2005, 06:36:11 pm
LOL...jeeze, I was in a KF5B and my wing was in the starting ship...
And we fought for over an hour... ;D
Makes it sound like he pasted us or something... :P
Was a good match.  :thumbsup:

Just cause Kroma takes his time, doesn't mean you didn't get all pasty in the end.  2 Ships should have pasted me, but them Romulans never could deliver the big "C" for ol Kromie.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: SkyFlyer on April 02, 2005, 06:47:01 pm
Im not a cabin boy :p
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 02, 2005, 10:08:38 pm
Raza makes the list again. This time rescued from his Life pod.

Farfar sent running like a girl. <ikc>
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: SkyFlyer on April 02, 2005, 10:18:02 pm
yeah thats right. Ignore me. Walk away.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 03, 2005, 12:48:54 am
yeah thats right. Ignore me. Walk away.

Sorry sweetie, you have a familar face....did I have my way with you? I must have been drunk.

Mutt has been added to the demure line of Cabin Boys.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: SkyFlyer on April 03, 2005, 06:24:46 am
yeah thats right. Ignore me. Walk away.

Sorry sweetie, you have a familar face....did I have my way with you? I must have been drunk.

Mutt has been added to the demure line of Cabin Boys.

Nope you didn't. :P Almost once, but I snuck off of the map. Luckily.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 03, 2005, 10:46:31 am
yeah thats right. Ignore me. Walk away.

Sorry sweetie, you have a familar face....did I have my way with you? I must have been drunk.

Mutt has been added to the demure line of Cabin Boys.

Nope you didn't. :P Almost once, but I snuck off of the map. Luckily.

That makes you a shy Cabin Boy, not of a BF tease really.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: SkyFlyer on April 03, 2005, 03:03:04 pm
yeah thats right. Ignore me. Walk away.

Sorry sweetie, you have a familar face....did I have my way with you? I must have been drunk.

Mutt has been added to the demure line of Cabin Boys.

Nope you didn't. :P Almost once, but I snuck off of the map. Luckily.

That makes you a shy Cabin Boy, not of a BF tease really.

Nope. That excempts me from being a cabin boy and the associatied... uhm... duties.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: madelf on April 03, 2005, 04:27:56 pm
Yeah, but I happen to know that Kroma got run off a map by Hexx.  Guess you're Hexx's cabin..... thing...?
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Hexx on April 03, 2005, 05:33:02 pm
I've got standards, thanks.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: SkyFlyer on April 03, 2005, 05:53:22 pm
I've got standards, thanks.

hahaha
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: TraumaTech on April 03, 2005, 05:55:23 pm
Yeah, but I happen to know that Kroma got run off a map by Hexx.  Guess you're Hexx's cabin..... thing...?


mutt and i ran Kroma off last night as well..... now he's useless as anyone cabin boy .it be kinda like  scr- -ing a bucket of water now :2gun:   :rofl:
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: RazalYllib on April 03, 2005, 06:06:03 pm
well the first time in the cabin, it happened so quick..i did not know what happenend and whether I should laugh or cry..the second time around gave me the opportunity to look around.....and I have come to the conclusion, you call that a cabin, more like a mop closet with a lace accented porthole.  Ive seen better cabins on a klingon waste transport.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 03, 2005, 06:36:15 pm
Yeah, but I happen to know that Kroma got run off a map by Hexx.  Guess you're Hexx's cabin..... thing...?


mutt and i ran Kroma off last night as well..... now he's useless as anyone cabin boy .it be kinda like  scr- -ing a bucket of water now :2gun:   :rofl:

Yeah but not until the 2 of you swallowed my full load repeatably. To tell the truth I am really not into 3 ways.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Mutilator on April 03, 2005, 06:54:44 pm
Well I guess the difference is if you are giving or receiving.  You and DH did not seem to mind the three way you gave me last night. Ah the memories of breaking your heart err tractor and slipping across the boarder.

Actually that game was a lot of fun my AI wings almost made some good choices.  ;D

Yeah, but I happen to know that Kroma got run off a map by Hexx.  Guess you're Hexx's cabin..... thing...?


mutt and i ran Kroma off last night as well..... now he's useless as anyone cabin boy .it be kinda like  scr- -ing a bucket of water now :2gun:   :rofl:

Yeah but not until the 2 of you swallowed my full load repeatably. To tell the truth I am really not into 3 ways.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Evil Kraven on April 03, 2005, 07:53:00 pm
Lord Krueg and Raza are first on the list having been driven off for fear of my massive BF.  GG Guys.

hey Kroma, case your freddy pool boys have'nt given you the message yet.....I entend to hang your
"Tu Tu" on my wall this server (gonna have it framed and given to Krueg on the final day).

besides, I hear nothing excites DH more than a naked Lizard ;D

looking forward to the ballet.

"The Evil One"
Kraven
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on April 03, 2005, 08:29:10 pm
Lord Krueg and Raza are first on the list having been driven off for fear of my massive BF.  GG Guys.

hey Kroma, case your freddy pool boys have'nt given you the message yet.....I entend to hang your
"Tu Tu" on my wall this server (gonna have it framed and given to Krueg on the final day).

besides, I hear nothing excites DH more than a naked Lizard ;D

looking forward to the ballet.

"The Evil One"
Kraven

Just take Kroma out for dinner and a couple of drinks and that tutu will be hanging on your wall in no time.....  He doesn't even have to hang it on anything, as he will be so hot for you that it will stick to the wall of its own accord......   :o  ;D
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: TheJudge on April 03, 2005, 08:33:37 pm
At least you don't have to fly the QK Spooge
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: TraumaTech on April 04, 2005, 12:12:54 am
Yeah, but I happen to know that Kroma got run off a map by Hexx.  Guess you're Hexx's cabin..... thing...?


mutt and i ran Kroma off last night as well..... now he's useless as anyone cabin boy .it be kinda like  scr- -ing a bucket of water now :2gun:   :rofl:

Yeah but not until the 2 of you swallowed my full load repeatably. To tell the truth I am really not into 3 ways.

 OUCH!!   is that a hand raised dream Kroma??  :lol:   
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: TheJudge on April 04, 2005, 02:51:55 am
Gods I'm getting horny here.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on April 04, 2005, 10:16:58 am
*retch*
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: TraumaTech on April 04, 2005, 04:47:36 pm
Yeah, but I happen to know that Kroma got run off a map by Hexx.  Guess you're Hexx's cabin..... thing...?


mutt and i ran Kroma off last night as well..... now he's useless as anyone cabin boy .it be kinda like  scr- -ing a bucket of water now :2gun:   :rofl:

Yeah but not until the 2 of you swallowed my full load repeatably. To tell the truth I am really not into 3 ways.



   roflmao    fortunately those 2 thimble loads of plasma bounced harmlessly off our shields.we would have taken heads shots and put you out of your misery,but you huge lizard butt kept you safe and sound.but i bet your butt was frightfully red and sore   :troll:     :rofl:        next time,don't be so cheap,invest in ky jelly  u'll take our phasers a lot easier   :-*
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 08, 2005, 02:02:38 pm
<sigh> The list is to long to even fully recall....Sears and Saxcn running like girls to take a tinkle, Devil and Duck who so love to fu....errrr....sorry where was I.....yes that's right.......Cabin Boy's.....Mutt when he was all vulnerable, I almost felt bad about that one....NOT......and last but not least shin and Reejr. So many Romulan Cabin Boy's so little time.

My only regret is not one among them is man enough to give it to me hard like I'm begging for.  If only Romulan blood didn't run yellow.

Scipio and Agave have been hiding under that Romulan tarts skirt pretty well though, good thing too as they never had the skills to compete with a plasma ballerina with my grace and beauty.  Best they just keep avoiding me as it would be an embarrassment to the Gorn as a people to be reminded that they once voluntarily allowed themselves to be ruled by such despicably dressed and inferior specimens of Reptilian virility and strength. The Gorn are really better off forgetting that unfortunate part of our history and basking in the glow of my benevolent yet occasionally draconian rule as their Queen.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 08, 2005, 05:53:54 pm
Hexx the big tease brings me right to the edge, then let's me down. Will see whether a tour of Cabin Boy duty teaches him to leave me hanging like that again on the edge of warp core ecstasy.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Capt Jeff on April 08, 2005, 06:18:32 pm
Hexx the big tease brings me right to the edge, then let's me down. Will see whether a tour of Cabin Boy duty teaches him to leave me hanging like that again on the edge of warp core ecstasy.

Damn that has to of been good with Kroma talking all sassy like that.....what a afterglow.

I'm lighting a cigarette up now just to calm myself down...LOL
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: LordSaxon on April 08, 2005, 07:33:12 pm
....Sears and Saxcn running like girls to take a tinkle...

Hmm I see no mention of the hour before; when in a 1v1 you had to run off in fear of my planetary defense skills. Don't let the Size of the enemy scare you, Kroma.
LordSaxon
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's List Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 08, 2005, 08:42:10 pm
....Sears and Saxcn running like girls to take a tinkle...

Hmm I see no mention of the hour before; when in a 1v1 you had to run off in fear of my planetary defense skills. Don't let the Size of the enemy scare you, Kroma.
LordSaxon


That's right, I also schooled Saxon in a Planetary assult, but had to leave before finishing the last BS and his battered NHK cuz the friggin plumber showed up. Really sucked cause I had 1/2 of my spares left and all but a couple points of hull damage. Thanks for the reminder, I had forgotten just how poor Romulan pilot training was. <snicker>
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 09, 2005, 02:44:56 am
New Cabin Boys, Madelf dead FH-P, DIB dead SUK, FarFar dead FHK, Warp dead FH-P, Agave dead NHK, Reejr dead FHK.

KAZ demonstrating his keen awareness of the border plays hard to get again.

WarSears and Soth, plus various 5th wheels they kept bring along to help calm their fear, were able to some how cheat me a Ophion out of space on the map to maneuver. Man have you Coalition types sunk to a new low, I just ain't into Five-gies. Four-gie sure, but I'm a nice Gorn you sickos.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: TraumaTech on April 09, 2005, 06:04:00 pm
New Cabin Boys, Madelf dead FH-P, DIB dead SUK, FarFar dead FHK, Warp dead FH-P, Agave dead NHK, Reejr dead FHK.

KAZ demonstrating his keen awareness of the border plays hard to get again.

WarSears and Soth, plus various 5th wheels they kept bring along to help calm their fear, were able to some how cheat me a Ophion out of space on the map to maneuver.


   heya hugh jazzzzzzz, you brag to much! :skeptic:  my understanding of gorny toads  of your  kind,is to brag beeeeg,to make up for the little boats they fly.i suspect the joy stick is well worn and in need of replacement  :rofl:
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Kroma BaSyl on April 09, 2005, 06:07:23 pm
New Cabin Boys, Madelf dead FH-P, DIB dead SUK, FarFar dead FHK, Warp dead FH-P, Agave dead NHK, Reejr dead FHK.

KAZ demonstrating his keen awareness of the border plays hard to get again.

WarSears and Soth, plus various 5th wheels they kept bring along to help calm their fear, were able to some how cheat me a Ophion out of space on the map to maneuver.


   heya hugh jazzzzzzz, you brag to much! :skeptic:  my understanding of gorny toads  of your  kind,is to brag beeeeg,to make up for the little boats they fly.i suspect the joy stick is well worn and in need of replacement  :rofl:

From the guy with the thin "pipe" connection no less. Hey get Krueg to give you a real ship worth my effort and I'll teach you how to dance. Then introduce you to all the other Cabin Boys in my harem.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Farfarer on April 09, 2005, 06:47:27 pm
Having fun, learning a lot.  Gaining even more respect for the old SPQR guys who ate anyone's DNs for breakfast. Pardek, Remiak...

BTW I haven't "run like a girl" yet, just "died like an imcompetent" - important deatils for one's tombstone.
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: Green on April 09, 2005, 07:38:38 pm
Gaining even more respect for the old SPQR guys who ate anyone's DNs for breakfast. Pardek...

Pardek is evil, evil, evil I say! So pay him no attention...just go straight in for the overrun ;)
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: TraumaTech on April 09, 2005, 10:11:16 pm
New Cabin Boys, Madelf dead FH-P, DIB dead SUK, FarFar dead FHK, Warp dead FH-P, Agave dead NHK, Reejr dead FHK.

KAZ demonstrating his keen awareness of the border plays hard to get again.

WarSears and Soth, plus various 5th wheels they kept bring along to help calm their fear, were able to some how cheat me a Ophion out of space on the map to maneuver.


   heya hugh jazzzzzzz, you brag to much! :skeptic:  my understanding of gorny toads  of your  kind,is to brag beeeeg,to make up for the little boats they fly.i suspect the joy stick is well worn and in need of replacement  :rofl:

From the guy with the thin "pipe" connection no less. Hey get Krueg to give you a real ship worth my effort and I'll teach you how to dance. Then introduce you to all the other Cabin Boys in my harem.


     roflmao   don't you wish.besides,there's a problem with dancing with you...... it's just impossible to get my arms around you(not that i want to ,so stop drooling).BTW, is your tu tu made from a 2 ro 3 man pop tent   :rofl:
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: TraumaTech on April 09, 2005, 10:22:34 pm
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From the guy with the thin "pipe" connection no less. Hey get Krueg to give you a real ship worth my effort and I'll teach you how to dance. Then introduce you to all the other Cabin Boys in my harem.
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that thin pipe connection certainly taatoo'd your hull with it's phasers,the last time we met.and if i wasn,t already collecting orion slave girls,i'd ask for a bigger ship  to deal with you :) however,past experience says ,it's not really needed for a gorn "LIMPING' off the map,such as yourself

 
Title: Re: Queen Kroma's Cabin Boy Roster!!!!!
Post by: FPF-DieHard on April 10, 2005, 09:14:15 am
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From the guy with the thin "pipe" connection no less. Hey get Krueg to give you a real ship worth my effort and I'll teach you how to dance. Then introduce you to all the other Cabin Boys in my harem.
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that thin pipe connection certainly taatoo'd your hull with it's phasers,the last time we met.and if i wasn,t already collecting orion slave girls,i'd ask for a bigger ship  to deal with you :) however,past experience says ,it's not really needed for a gorn "LIMPING' off the map,such as yourself

 

* Sigh* , , , ,

The Queen does not limp, she struts.