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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 19, 2005, 11:20:42 pm
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In an unprovoked act of aggression the Imperial Terran forces led by Darth Jinn seized control of several major Federation commercial centers known more familiarly as "shopping malls". The attack took Federation forces completly by surprise as military targets were thought to have been the early targets if hostilities broke out on the border. Luckily, no deaths were reported but several casualities have been rushed to nearby medical centers as a result of various injuries the most serious of which was the limb maiming of an Ewok adolescent by a hulking Imperial figure identified as Shopasaurus the Hut. It seams the injury occurred when the Ewok youth reached for an item in the discount bin at a discount store inside one of the complexes.
One factor was unusual about the assault in that local merchants were compensated for their merchandise, although at far below fair market value despite the apparent orders of head Imperial Darth J'inn who was issuing orders to "Steal everything, we are the government so its legal!" Then suddenly, and unexpectedly the order was countermanded by Shopasaurus Hut who yelled at the Darth "This is a SALE!, not a confiscation, its no good if you don't pay something!".
Federation forces regrouped to address the threat but not before the Terrans had slipped back across the border after Mall closing time. Federation Jedi leaders were amazed at the suddeness and execution of the raid, but noted that the buying of that much out of season and slightly marred merchandise at any price would likely have an adverse effect on the Terran Empires economy andship building programs, likely limiting the number of Dreadnaught class ships able to be put into service by the Terrans.
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A Darth Commander and Imperial Stormtroopers stand guard over local merchants at a computer store.
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Confused Stormtroopers are ordered to halt just as they get in their effective firing range and destroy local merchandise
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The same Stormtroopers begin despensing credits (supplied by Darth J'inn) for merchandise taken
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Another Stormtrooper responds to an order by Shopasaurus Rex to be a gentleman assist a local in changing a diaper
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Stormtrooper wait in line to get their new Polyester uniforms
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One local merchant narrowly escapes execution, but is beaten severly, when he attempts to close his store 5 minutes early
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Shopasaurus the hut rewarding the Stormtrooper with a hug for locating a 75% off section of a store
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Imperial troops converge on a Walmart
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Darth J'inn pacifying a local Walmart
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The local resistance was fierce at first
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Darth Hexx arrived and stands at Darth J'inn's side bring additional Stormtroopers to quell the rebellion of the locals
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One of Darth Red's troopers explaining his "Red's Raiders" shoulder emblem to a local. The "Raiders" are an elite and very thrify outfit.
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This was obviously the first step in the Terran plans for "Universal Domination"
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Darth Hexx's elite Sith combat trainers were on the scene
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"Super-sized" items were removed from local menus on order of Darth Hexx
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Darth Salacious had to be coaxed off the local males by his own Stormtroopers before departing
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Darth J'inn's ship ran into an asteroid field upon departure, and local repair services were contacted
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:rofl: :rofl:
Keep em coming Chuut, great stuff!
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Stormtrooper soon after learning his reassignment to Darth Hexx's ship
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The Imperial attempt at a "Redskirt" program just didn't seem to work as well
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Darth Hexx in action
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Darth Deadman's "Methane Marauders" on guard
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Darth Red and Darth Yellow practice with their lightsabers
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Darth Hertz made a play for this local but she only wanted to borrow his battery packs for her own lightsaber. She apparently didn't find his helmet attractive, so he spent the rest of the day tinkering with his R2 unit, practicing his lightsaber with Han Solo, communicating with Red Leader One, Grooming the Wookie, polishing his helmet, and scratching Yoda behind the ears.
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Darth Darth Binks was on the scene
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But not for long as his wierd accent finally got on his fellow Imperials nerves to the point they carbon froze him
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One of Chuut's specially trained "Red Skirts" sucessfully infiltrated the enemy ranks
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And captured some Imperials for Federation interrogation, they didn't even notice they were being led away
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"The PooP is strong in this one" commented Darth Bane
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Stormtroopers hastened their departure when resistance stiffened
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This Darth invasion is so massive and frightening , it's starting to scare me and I scare easily ;D