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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: IndyShark on June 26, 2005, 11:50:35 am
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Words With Dual - His and Hers - Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a groin protector.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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Pussy...
ahh Never mind. ;D
Stephen
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Pussy...
ahh Never mind. ;D
Stephen
ahahahaha. Now I remember why we keep you around, S.
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Pussy...
ahh Never mind. ;D
Stephen
ahahahaha. Now I remember why we keep you around, S.
what??? One's a cat, one's a Feline. ;D ;D ;D
Stephen
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Pussy...
ahh Never mind. ;D
Stephen
ahahahaha. Now I remember why we keep you around, S.
what??? One's a cat, one's a Feline. ;D ;D ;D
Stephen
I'll wait for the official verdict from Alien.
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I thought one was warm and fuzzy, and the other could be fuzzy and warm...
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I thought one was warm and fuzzy, and the other could be fuzzy and warm...
Nope... wrong.
Both are pussies because both are vicious, have sharp teeth and claws and are not averse to using them, and can rip a man to shreds in mere seconds if properly motivated.
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I thought one was warm and fuzzy, and the other could be fuzzy and warm...
Nope... wrong.
Both are pussies because both are vicious, have sharp teeth and claws and are not averse to using them, and can rip a man to shreds in mere seconds if properly motivated.
Too true!
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pussy is also something that is very pettable and can bring enjoyment in so many ways!
Are you sure we shouldn't move this to the hot and spicy now?
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Are you sure we shouldn't move this to the hot and spicy now?
Aww... cu... er, COME on now Alien!!!
No one has mentioned politics, religion or Hit*er in this thread so far- it's perfectly clean!
Like Woody Allen said, it's only dirty if you do it right. ;D
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Gee, thanks, J. You mentioned all three in one sentence!
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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I'm here...which means it's time to move it now...
So, let's take a gay couple and figure out which fits where:
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood. Robert
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra. Dan(Judge) - Sheesh, I have had sex with a few women you know. Nothing I'd ever want to do again. Yuck.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.Robert
Male.... Playing cricket without a groin protector.Dan
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.Dan & Robert
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.Robert
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.Dan
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.Robert
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.Dan(Insert Jack Daniels instead of Beer though)
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.Robert
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.Dan
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.Robert
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.Dan
So after all that...why is it that I want him to f*ck me first?
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Pussy is also something that is very pettable and can bring enjoyment in so many ways!
Are you sure we shouldn't move this to the hot and spicy now?
I like petting pussies. I think they are very enjoyable. Warm and cuddly too.
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Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?
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Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?
Not at all. Personally, I prefer kitties with no fur. I mean, after all, why does your kitty need a fur coat during a Dixie summer?
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Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?
Not at all. Personally, I prefer kitties with no fur. I mean, after all, why does your kitty need a fur coat during a Dixie summer?
Plus, you just get hair all over the place from them shedding. I mean, you pet one before you go to work, and have to clean up you clothes, bleh. Just shave it and be done with that problem.
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Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?
Not at all. Personally, I prefer kitties with no fur. I mean, after all, why does your kitty need a fur coat during a Dixie summer?
Plus, you just get hair all over the place from them shedding. I mean, you pet one before you go to work, and have to clean up you clothes, bleh. Just shave it and be done with that problem.
I hate the stubble besides it itches like mad!
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Is this the wrong place to ask why some people like shaven cats?
Not at all. Personally, I prefer kitties with no fur. I mean, after all, why does your kitty need a fur coat during a Dixie summer?
Plus, you just get hair all over the place from them shedding. I mean, you pet one before you go to work, and have to clean up you clothes, bleh. Just shave it and be done with that problem.
I hate the stubble besides it itches like mad!
I personally know a couple of cats that like to be clean-shaven. My girlfriend will shave her kitty on special occasions. ;)
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okay to put us back on track......
in a minute....( n a mynute)
female: it should have been done 5 minutes ago
male: When you get my full attention and the game is over it will be done