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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: KAT J'inn on July 21, 2005, 12:04:29 pm
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MEMORANDUM
FM: Mr. Love
TO: The Peons Players of AoTK II
RE: OFFICIAL AoTK II LIST OF SCREWEES
Federation - NO ESCORTS FOR YOU WITH GOOD RACKS!!! Not the female kind. Not the ship kind. Oh, and enjoy that starting FF. Oh yeah, enjoy those allies protecting your flanks <snicker>. Yer screwed.
Hydrans - NERF THEM FIGHTERS AND NERF 'EM GOOD. Oh yeah, enjoy that starting FF. I hear it's the bestest ship out there. Well, of the Coffin Line that is. Oh yeah, you get the Feds. Again. Yer screwed.
Gorn - Have fun playing with the red horde on your doorstep. Here's your mean old FF with no point defense to handle the Klingon drones. Enjoy!! Oh yeah, you get the Feds. Again. Yer sooo screwed.
Klingons - NERF A ROONIE!!! Good luck with the double the disengagement time double your pleasure rule for you little secret droners. C7s?? A gozzilion PP a piece. Tsk. Well I'm sure there are other good ships. Why lookie here, a shiny new D6. Oh and have fun with that OOOO SOOOOO HELPFUL Rommie AI help. I hear they cloak really good and tell you to look out for stuff. Darn helpful that. Yer screwed.
Romulan - You were born screwed.
Lyrans - Hexx. Need I say more. Well actually, why not, the rest is just sooo cool. And that wonderful L-FF. Oh boy, have fun getting yer arse whooped by AI. EL SCREWO!!!
ISC - We're taking away everything of yours except the I-PS (Pointy Stick) . Try not to run around in space with it, you could hurt yourself. Hey go fly Mirak. I hear they are wonderful in PvP. Oooo or maybe Lyran and wing with Hexx. Oh yeah, did I mention you get Kroma? SCREWED!!
Mirak - Oh were do I start. NERF NERF and NERF. Hell the Nerf Company called and asked that you quit hoggin up all of the planets supply of Raw Nerf. They have those cool nerf footballs to build!! Did I mention Kroma? Oh yes. What about Hexx? Covered that? Heck, I may even form two Mirak teams to fight each other given the debates. That would be cool. Oh yes, have fun with the Hydrans. Need I say it? Yes I do. SCREWED. WAIT WAIT!!! I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!! Screwed by the map also. Oooo that was sweet.
NEXT TIME I EXPECT BRIBES YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!!!
With Love,
J'inn
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MEMORANDUM
FM: Mr. Love
TO: The Peons Players of AoTK II
RE: OFFICIAL AoTK II LIST OF SCREWEES
Federation - NO ESCORTS FOR YOU WITH GOOD RACKS!!! Not the female kind. Not the ship kind. Oh, and enjoy that starting FF. Oh yeah, enjoy those allies protecting your flanks <snicker>. Yer screwed.
Hydrans - NERF THEM FIGHTERS AND NERF 'EM GOOD. Oh yeah, enjoy that starting FF. I hear it's the bestest ship out there. Well, of the Coffin Line that is. Oh yeah, you get the Feds. Again. Yer screwed.
Gorn - Have fun playing with the red horde on your doorstep. Here's your mean old FF with no point defense to handle the Klingon drones. Enjoy!! Oh yeah, you get the Feds. Again. Yer sooo screwed.
Klingons - NERF A ROONIE!!! Good luck with the double the disengagement time double your pleasure rule for you little secret droners. C7s?? A gozzilion PP a piece. Tsk. Well I'm sure there are other good ships. Why lookie here, a shiny new D6. Oh and have fun with that OOOO SOOOOO HELPFUL Rommie AI help. I hear they cloak really good and tell you to look out for stuff. Darn helpful that. Yer screwed.
Romulan - You were born screwed.
Lyrans - Hexx. Need I say more. Well actually, why not, the rest is just sooo cool. And that wonderful L-FF. Oh boy, have fun getting yer arse whooped by AI. EL SCREWO!!!
ISC - We're taking away everything of yours except the I-PS (Point Stick) . Try not to run around in space with it, you could hurt yourself. Hey go fly Mirak. I hear they are wonderful in PvP. Oooo or maybe Lyran and wing with Hexx. Oh yeah, did I mention you get Kroma? SCREWED!!
Mirak - Oh were do I start. NERF NERF and NERF. Hell the Nerf Company called and asked that you quit hoggin up all of the planets supply of Raw Nerf. They have those cool nerf footballs to build!! Did I mention Kroma? Oh yes. What about Hexx? Covered that? Heck, I may even form two Mirak teams to fight each other given the debates. That would be cool. Oh yes, have fun with the Hydrans. Need I say it? Yes I do. SCREWED. WAIT WAIT!!! I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!! Screwed by the map also. Oooo that was sweet.
NEXT TIME I EXPECT BRIBES YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!!!
With Love,
J'inn
So is this when I threaten to make J'inn the Alliance's number one kill target to be contantly Zerged? :police: ;D
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MEMORANDUM
FM: Mr. Love
TO: The Peons Players of AoTK II
RE: OFFICIAL AoTK II LIST OF SCREWEES
Federation - NO ESCORTS FOR YOU WITH GOOD RACKS!!! Not the female kind. Not the ship kind. Oh, and enjoy that starting FF. Oh yeah, enjoy those allies protecting your flanks <snicker>. Yer screwed.
Hydrans - NERF THEM FIGHTERS AND NERF 'EM GOOD. Oh yeah, enjoy that starting FF. I hear it's the bestest ship out there. Well, of the Coffin Line that is. Oh yeah, you get the Feds. Again. Yer screwed.
Gorn - Have fun playing with the red horde on your doorstep. Here's your mean old FF with no point defense to handle the Klingon drones. Enjoy!! Oh yeah, you get the Feds. Again. Yer sooo screwed.
Klingons - NERF A ROONIE!!! Good luck with the double the disengagement time double your pleasure rule for you little secret droners. C7s?? A gozzilion PP a piece. Tsk. Well I'm sure there are other good ships. Why lookie here, a shiny new D6. Oh and have fun with that OOOO SOOOOO HELPFUL Rommie AI help. I hear they cloak really good and tell you to look out for stuff. Darn helpful that. Yer screwed.
Romulan - You were born screwed.
Lyrans - Hexx. Need I say more. Well actually, why not, the rest is just sooo cool. And that wonderful L-FF. Oh boy, have fun getting yer arse whooped by AI. EL SCREWO!!!
ISC - We're taking away everything of yours except the I-PS (Pointy Stick) . Try not to run around in space with it, you could hurt yourself. Hey go fly Mirak. I hear they are wonderful in PvP. Oooo or maybe Lyran and wing with Hexx. Oh yeah, did I mention you get Kroma? SCREWED!!
Mirak - Oh were do I start. NERF NERF and NERF. Hell the Nerf Company called and asked that you quit hoggin up all of the planets supply of Raw Nerf. They have those cool nerf footballs to build!! Did I mention Kroma? Oh yes. What about Hexx? Covered that? Heck, I may even form two Mirak teams to fight each other given the debates. That would be cool. Oh yes, have fun with the Hydrans. Need I say it? Yes I do. SCREWED. WAIT WAIT!!! I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!! Screwed by the map also. Oooo that was sweet.
NEXT TIME I EXPECT BRIBES YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!!!
With Love,
J'inn
:rofl: :notworthy: :rofl: :lol:
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MEMORANDUM
FM: Mr. Love
TO: The Peons Players of AoTK II
RE: OFFICIAL AoTK II LIST OF SCREWEES
Lyrans - ............... And that wonderful L-FF. .........
You.
Wouldn't.
Dare.
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MEMORANDUM
FM: Mr. Love
TO: The Peons Players of AoTK II
RE: OFFICIAL AoTK II LIST OF SCREWEES
Federation - NO ESCORTS FOR YOU WITH GOOD RACKS!!! Not the female kind. Not the ship kind. Oh, and enjoy that starting FF. Oh yeah, enjoy those allies protecting your flanks <snicker>. Yer screwed.
Hydrans - NERF THEM FIGHTERS AND NERF 'EM GOOD. Oh yeah, enjoy that starting FF. I hear it's the bestest ship out there. Well, of the Coffin Line that is. Oh yeah, you get the Feds. Again. Yer screwed.
Gorn - Have fun playing with the red horde on your doorstep. Here's your mean old FF with no point defense to handle the Klingon drones. Enjoy!! Oh yeah, you get the Feds. Again. Yer sooo screwed.
Klingons - NERF A ROONIE!!! Good luck with the double the disengagement time double your pleasure rule for you little secret droners. C7s?? A gozzilion PP a piece. Tsk. Well I'm sure there are other good ships. Why lookie here, a shiny new D6. Oh and have fun with that OOOO SOOOOO HELPFUL Rommie AI help. I hear they cloak really good and tell you to look out for stuff. Darn helpful that. Yer screwed.
Romulan - You were born screwed.
Lyrans - Hexx. Need I say more. Well actually, why not, the rest is just sooo cool. And that wonderful L-FF. Oh boy, have fun getting yer arse whooped by AI. EL SCREWO!!!
ISC - We're taking away everything of yours except the I-PS (Point Stick) . Try not to run around in space with it, you could hurt yourself. Hey go fly Mirak. I hear they are wonderful in PvP. Oooo or maybe Lyran and wing with Hexx. Oh yeah, did I mention you get Kroma? SCREWED!!
Mirak - Oh were do I start. NERF NERF and NERF. Hell the Nerf Company called and asked that you quit hoggin up all of the planets supply of Raw Nerf. They have those cool nerf footballs to build!! Did I mention Kroma? Oh yes. What about Hexx? Covered that? Heck, I may even form two Mirak teams to fight each other given the debates. That would be cool. Oh yes, have fun with the Hydrans. Need I say it? Yes I do. SCREWED. WAIT WAIT!!! I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!! Screwed by the map also. Oooo that was sweet.
NEXT TIME I EXPECT BRIBES YOU CHEAP BASTARDS!!!
With Love,
J'inn
So is this when I threaten to make J'inn the Alliance's number one kill target to be contantly Zerged? :police: ;D
Where's the challenge in that? I guess an FF will suffice. ;D
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OH COME ON HEXX!!! I make my servers with LOVE!! Of course I wouldn't do that to you. Oh wait, I'm not in charge of ship list issue. Die Hard is. Tsk. I'd love to help you out buddy but it's not my department. If it were I would NEVER do that to you. But it's not. Tsk.
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So is this when I threaten to make J'inn the Alliance's number one kill target to be contantly Zerged? :police: ;D
Why not. We have. And he's flying Kitty.
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J'inn MUST fly a CVA one night this server. I don't care if I have to cheat to give him the PP.
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So is this when I threaten to make J'inn the Alliance's number one kill target to be contantly Zerged? :police: ;D
Why not. We have. And he's flying Kitty.
Do I sense a T-Bomb fest coming on? :gg:
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<drool> Kzin CVA . . . <double drool>
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<drool> Kzin CVA . . . <double drool>
Too bad it would be sitting next to the Hydrans!
Mmm..... Phaser G.... Mmmmmm
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So is this when I threaten to make J'inn the Alliance's number one kill target to be contantly Zerged? :police: ;D
Why not. We have. And he's flying Kitty.
If he wasn't the Coalition's, he is now... :P
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<drool> Kzin CVA . . . <double drool>
Too bad it would be sitting next to the Hydrans!
Mmm..... Phaser G.... Mmmmmm
Hmmm, so you prefer the Dark Overlord J'inn to fly against the Hydrans. I see. It is, after all, understandable since the Freds are too easy to kill in a Kzin...even one piloted by J'inn ;)
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<drool> Kzin CVA . . . <double drool>
Too bad it would be sitting next to the Hydrans!
Mmm..... Phaser G.... Mmmmmm
Hmmm, so you prefer the Dark Overlord J'inn to fly against the Hydrans. I see. It is, after all, understandable since the Freds are too easy to kill in a Kzin...even one piloted by J'inn ;)
Not really, that would just involve me having to move my ship all the way over there so I could own you, instead of having it right there. The Mirak are going to be like 7/11 for the Hydrans :)
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We haven't fought KATs since SS2. Just too bad Fluf is not still around. <snicker>
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MEMORANDUM
FM: Mr. Love
TO: The Peons Players of AoTK II
RE: OFFICIAL AoTK II LIST OF SCREWEES
Federation - Yer screwed.
Hydrans - Yer screwed.
Gorn - Yer sooo screwed.
Klingons - Yer screwed.
Romulan - You were born screwed.
Lyrans - Hexx. Need I say more. EL SCREWO!!!
ISC - Oh yeah, did I mention you get Kroma? SCREWED!!
Mirak - . SCREWED. WAIT WAIT!!! I FORGOT SOMETHING!!!! Screwed by the map also. Oooo that was sweet.
With Love,
J'inn
Sounds like someone is trying to compensate for something to me.............. ;D ;D ;D
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Yeah, his diaper changing skills... ;D
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:rofl: :lol: :rofl: :goodpost: :notworthy:
It's funny because it's true!!!!!
All of it is hilarious, but I think this line was the funniest.
We're taking away everything of yours except the I-PS (Pointy Stick) . Try not to run around in space with it, you could hurt yourself.
Next week we cover how to defend yourself against fresh fruit!
-S'Cipio
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<drool> Kzin CVA . . . <double drool>
Ah, F-SCS or H-ID, the perfect antidote.....
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<drool> Kzin CVA . . . <double drool>
Ah, F-SCS or H-ID, the perfect antidote.....
What are you doing posting anyhow Ted? thought you'd be busy taping that new reality TV show you are doing for ABC....
(http://obstinate.org/img/troll/BachPriest.jpg)
<Snicker>
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<drool> Kzin CVA . . . <double drool>
Ah, F-SCS or H-ID, the perfect antidote.....
Quit thinking Old-school, G-CVA ;D
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<drool> Kzin CVA . . . <double drool>
Ah, F-SCS or H-ID, the perfect antidote.....
What are you doing posting anyhow Ted? thought you'd be busy taping that new reality TV show you are doing for ABC....
([url]http://obstinate.org/img/troll/BachPriest.jpg[/url])
<Snicker>
That is just wrong on so many levels.