The philosophy by which I plan to moderate.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
the courage to change the things I cannot accept
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill today because they pissed me off
and if the bodies are found the cunning to frame Stephen
and help me to remember...
when I am having a really bad day and it seems that people are trying to piss me off
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger
and tell them to bite me.
Klingon moderation is a wonderful thing.