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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: FA Frey XC on November 11, 2005, 07:38:38 pm
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uh huh...
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Canada Helps War on Terrorism
The Good News:
Canada has offered to help the U.S. in the war on terrorism! They've pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.
The Bad News:
With the current exchange rate, that comes out to 2 canoes, a Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels.
The Strange News:
Testing has begun on Canada's new top of the line aircraft carriers and are slated to help America crack down on Terrorism.
(http://new.joe-ks.com/archives_may2005/HMCSJeanChretien.jpg)
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Canada in Space
Canada entered the Space Age by launching its own spacecraft from Kanata, Ontario. It sent into orbit three astronauts and a monkey. Before blastoff, each crew member (including the monkey) was handed a sealed envelope with the instructions that none of the envelopes was to be opened until the craft had attained orbit.
The launch went well. When the craft was in orbit, the three astronauts (including the monkey) opened their envelopes.
The monkey's letter listed the tasks he was scheduled to perform:
1. Recheck the fuel supplies;
2. Review the instrumentation;
3. Align the solar panels;
4. Recycle all urine for drinking purposes;
5. Check the automatic guiding systems;
6. Conduct the ten scientific experiments agreed upon.
Then the three astronauts opened their letters. Each letter contained only one instruction: "Don't forget to feed the monkey."
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Canada Helps War on Terrorism
The Good News:
Canada has offered to help the U.S. in the war on terrorism! They've pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.
The Bad News:
With the current exchange rate, that comes out to 2 canoes, a Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels.
The Strange News:
Testing has begun on Canada's new top of the line aircraft carriers and are slated to help America crack down on Terrorism.
([url]http://new.joe-ks.com/archives_may2005/HMCSJeanChretien.jpg[/url])
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Canada in Space
Canada entered the Space Age by launching its own spacecraft from Kanata, Ontario. It sent into orbit three astronauts and a monkey. Before blastoff, each crew member (including the monkey) was handed a sealed envelope with the instructions that none of the envelopes was to be opened until the craft had attained orbit.
The launch went well. When the craft was in orbit, the three astronauts (including the monkey) opened their envelopes.
The monkey's letter listed the tasks he was scheduled to perform:
1. Recheck the fuel supplies;
2. Review the instrumentation;
3. Align the solar panels;
4. Recycle all urine for drinking purposes;
5. Check the automatic guiding systems;
6. Conduct the ten scientific experiments agreed upon.
Then the three astronauts opened their letters. Each letter contained only one instruction: "Don't forget to feed the monkey."
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Not sure I like where this thread is going...
LP's was funny, the other one's are just kinda silly..
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Great post Dizzy.
Hexx, blame Likker.
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:D
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Ok That's funny right there, and reminds me Of why we are all still here.
+1 Bonk.
Stephen
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Ah...so WS is still alive... ;D
Have you checked the KBF forums lately...?
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A good-guy link and a bad-guy link.
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http://www.dailyfiber.net/img/pub/funny/whitelines.gif
EDIT : Chuut, think I know why you didn't img this, and I appreciate the respect to our dialup users...
Regards,
Frey
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Thanks for the edit Frey, just didn't want to be unkind to anyone on dial-up ;)
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Thanks for the edit Frey, just didn't want to be unkind to anyone on dial-up ;)
Thanks Chuut! (10 minutes later and it still hasn't downloaded completely... how big is it anyway? Must be huge for a gif...)
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2 MB !!!!
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It's worth the wait!
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Thanks Frey, I'll check it out. 8)
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2mb? i got it in like 5 seconds. :S
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2mb? i got it in like 5 seconds. :S
:P
For me, 2MB / 31.2Kbps = 8.75 minutes (at best). :(
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9 seconds :P
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9 seconds :P
Don't worry Bonk, at least you can get a beer faster than Skyflyer
<Snicker>
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9 seconds :P
Don't worry Bonk, at least you can get a beer faster than Skyflyer
<Snicker>
Don't like beer.
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9 seconds :P
Don't worry Bonk, at least you can get a beer faster than Skyflyer
<Snicker>
Don't like beer.
Good man. Me either.
Looks the same going out as it did going in. ;)
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Good man. Me either.
Looks the same going out as it did going in. ;)
That is what you get for drinking Coors Light ;)
Try a Red Seal Ale, A Guiness, a Dogfish Stout, or any other number of good dark beers and you will find that not to be the case :drink:
Of course Bonk can get liquor faster than Skyflyer as well (including the sacred single malts of Islay), a couple of years faster I think :P
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9 seconds :P
Don't worry Bonk, at least you can get a beer faster than Skyflyer
<Snicker>
Don't like beer.
Good man. Me either.
Looks the same going out as it did going in. ;)
Tastes the same too.
Of course Bonk can get liquor faster than Skyflyer as well (including the sacred single malts of Islay), a couple of years faster I think
You under-estimate me.
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Good man. Me either.
Looks the same going out as it did going in. ;)
That is what you get for drinking Coors Light ;)
Try a Red Seal Ale, A Guiness, a Dogfish Stout, or any other number of good dark beers and you will find that not to be the case :drink:
Beat me to it... try some Canadian or European beers... :thumbsup:
Besides, if I recall correctly from the bulk beer drinking days of my youth, the fascination was it went in yellow and came out colorless...
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sticking with the biological theme:
([url]http://www.dailyfiber.net/img/pub/funny/visual-alarm-clock.jpg[/url])
OR a low tech solution:
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Us Canadians call that last one a Newfie Alarm Clock.