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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: IndyShark on April 08, 2006, 09:21:35 pm

Title: What happens when you die
Post by: IndyShark on April 08, 2006, 09:21:35 pm

A well-known cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.

A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside.   

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist"

 

That's when the proctologist fainted

 

Title: Re: What happens when you die
Post by: KBF-Netman on April 09, 2006, 12:28:24 am

Now that is good  ;D

Title: Re: What happens when you die
Post by: Death_Merchant on April 10, 2006, 12:49:30 am

What happens when you die?

just before you move on....

just as the light starts to dim for the last time.....

just as you loose the ability to speak.....

God finally, finally gives you the ability to understand women.

Title: Re: What happens when you die
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on April 10, 2006, 08:01:42 pm

He does have a sense of humor =)

Title: Re: What happens when you die
Post by: Sirgod on April 15, 2006, 11:13:58 am

LOL, Indy that's Classic.

Stephen