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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: Herr Burt on May 09, 2006, 01:04:56 pm
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"Captain Jack Sparrow. You're the worst pirate I've ever heard of."
"Ah, yes, but you have heard of me."
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! The government has declared that the following scallawags, corsairs, pillagers, and murders have been sentenced to death by hanging. They should be shot on sight by all law-abiding vessels and their heads should be brought to the proper authorities for rewards, no questions asked!
Said rewards are to include gold, latinum, land, titles, and green orion slave women. (Offers of green Orion slave women are null and void in the Federation, where such things are strictly prohibited by law. Colorful exotic birds who don't talk back and other fantastic items available for those who are uninterested in Orion Slave women.)
These are the most wanted pirates in the Galaxy. This list will be updated as pirate gain or lose notoriety, as measured in Piracy Points. Don't let negative points fool you, they are only relative to other pirates. All these pirates have been noticed by the authorities and are wanted dead or deader, post haste.
==============List of Infamy========================
Name Piracy Point Total(Current as of Tuesday, 23 May
1) Tony Soprano, Prime Industries Enforcer 1,962.5
2) Riskyllama, ex-Overlord of the Camboro Cartel 1,010.5
3) D'fly, Overlord of the Wyldefire Compact 939
4) Tobin Dax, Overlord of Prime Industries 267.5
5) KHH_MiniMe 165
6) Sausage Smuggler, the Forbidden Pirate 133
7) Deadparrot 117
8 ) Mutt 60.5
9) Katbeard 39
10) Infamous Geek 6
11) Trauma Tech -29
12) Cat O' Nine Tales -93
13) Berek Halfhand -102
14) Captain Jeff -115
15) Warp10 -148
16) Ternado -171
17) A shrubbery -404
18) Anne -457
19) Shtarker -597
20) Mrogue -629
21) Crazybeard -661
=================ACTIVE BOUNTIES======================
1,500 pp bounty on the head of 762, pirate name unknown, for being a tool. Screen shot of death required for payment. Bounty payable by ex Tigerheart Overlord, The Dread Pirate Hexx.
1,500 pp bounty on the head of DH, for crimes against dogs and humanity. Screeh shot of death required for payment. Bounty payable by ex Tigerheart Overlord, The Dread Pirate Hexx
1,500 pp bounty on the head of The (dead) Pirate Roberts, for dedication an' sense o' fair play ill befittin' a pirate. Bounty payable by Shtarker.
*1,000 pp bounus if assassin is a 'family' member from the Syndicate and brings a screenshot of death.
1,000 pp bounty on the head of Tony Soprano, by anyone not in Prime, 'cause sometime, Santa gotta get whacked. Bounty payable by Katbeard
*4,000 pp bounus if killed by being towed into a rock.
*10,000 pp bounus if screenshot is submitted.
*10,000 pp bounus if killer composes a poem comemorating the event.
1,000 pp bounty on Skaren for being an upstart trying to form his own cartel. Bounty payable by D'fly, Overlord of the Wyldefire Cartel, a bunch of upstarts trying to form their own.... ummm... nevermind.
1,500 pp bounty on Deadbeard for assisstin' in a backstabin'.. Bounty payable by Buffalo Bill
25,000 pp bounty on Trauma Tech payable by himself to ANYONE MAN ENOUGH TO KILL HIM!
-Herr Burt
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Hey! Hey!! What about the Infamous Geek, most desperate pirate ever to fire a disruptor?
HA!
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Bump
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Wyldefire offers up a 1000 point bounty on that lowlife Skaren.
That dog, that lower than low toad, the one who flew the coop from Wyldefire to BOAST for the Orions for no apparent reason. Just the fact that we cut off his right hand for getting greedy is NO reason for him to jump ship. :2gun:
Wyldefire is an Honor based Pirate Cartel, who never abandon our crewmates. Luckily for us now Skaren is no longer our crewmate so Shoot him down, hunt him down, drag him kicking and screaming off the gang-plank. Just do it soon.
Then there is this issue with this Tony Soprano dude. What does he think he is? Ever see an Italian Pirate? Utter nonsense. 1000 bounty on his head for his pretence at being Italian.
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I'd like to place 1000 on alphageek just for moseying a little too close to our hunting grounds. It'll make sure she stays alert while she's so close to our border.
Risky of the Camboro Breakfast Fleet.
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Surely Defly you can do better than a thousand, I suggest others add to my head value, and quickly ! (I only have so much time for my plan to unfold)
Up the bounty!!,.. Anne put your money on my head as I have done you, and then we meet in combat,.. no shananagins. Winner takes all, I maybe worth alot by then ;),.. anyone who has flown me knows I am no ace flyer, I am a strategy player. It would be a fun battle no matter what, fun to the story line, and I don't mind losing to you if that is how it goes. Plus one of us walks out richer.
Arg, but Dfly......... but I have to agree with you about Tony Soprano,.. tis about the only thing we agree on! and no hard feelings about mi arm,.. shouldn't been reaching thar anyways,...
I also put another 750 on Tony's head.
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Wyldefire offers up a 1000 point bounty on that lowlife Skaren.
That dog, that lower than low toad, the one who flew the coop from Wyldefire to BOAST for the Orions for no apparent reason. Just the fact that we cut off his right hand for getting greedy is NO reason for him to jump ship. :2gun:
Wyldefire is an Honor based Pirate Cartel, who never abandon our crewmates. Luckily for us now Skaren is no longer our crewmate so Shoot him down, hunt him down, drag him kicking and screaming off the gang-plank. Just do it soon.
Then there is this issue with this Tony Soprano dude. What does he think he is? Ever see an Italian Pirate? Utter nonsense. 1000 bounty on his head for his pretence at being Italian.
I claim my bounty on Tony Soprano. GG
aparently there was another bounty on his head by Skaren, I wish to claim that one as well.
He was in a AR-2
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as per my post on the bounty thread, I'm pleased to announce that Tony Soprano knocked off the "rat" Schtarker and claims the bounty you generously offered.
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If there was a bounty on Dfly I can claim that as well.
TonySoprano
ShadowLord
(well I guess there was no Bounty on Dfly )
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That bounty you claimed was on Shtarker (spelling) and as of yet there has been no price on my head though I would have thought that after last night you would put one on me ;)
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I have reclaimed my own 5000 on the head of Shtarker, sweet revenge.
However, I am not totally satisfied. I will post a 2000 on his head, to be claimed by anyone other than me. If it is not claimed by Wednesday, I am going to up it by 500 per day as of that time till it is claimed.
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Pleae post all bounty offers and claims on this thread from now on. It makes perfect sense for these offers and claims to be appearing on both thread, but it's easier on me to have only one thread to look through.
Thanks!
Now, bounties claimed so far:
I'll get the available bounties post updated in a bit. In the meantime, all posts above this one have been read, and I see the following people are due bounties:
1,000 to TobinDax from Katbeard for killing Crazybeard
500 to TobinDax from Skaren for killing Crazybeard
3,500 to Tony Soprano from Roberts for killing Shtarker
1,000 pp Dfly pays himself for killing Tony Soprano (no net gain nor loss)
750 pp to Dfly from Skaren for killing Tonay Soprano
Anybody else think they are owed a bounty?
In the meantime, with a price of 8,000 on his head, Tony Soprano remains the most wanted man in the universe. ;D
-Herr Burt
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I also had one on Shtarker for 5000 for anyone within my fleet but I ended up reclaiming that one too. I have posted another one on him again.
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BTW if any of you want to know what the pirate Tony Soprano looks like:
(http://www.bensonbasement.com/images/pirates/blondebeard.gif)
Sorry but its the only in mission view I've been able to get despite chasing him off the border 3 times ;D
Also if you wonder why he's known as Tony SOPRANO, it because the itch wasn't on his butt once and he forgot about the hook :o
I'm sure the fact that I had 2 v 1 odds each time didn't hurt ;)
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If i know tony, he's not gonna take that sitting down..
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I have had the "Glory" of seeing both of his sides, front and back. Blew him up more than he blew me up, and believe me, the front side of him is not better than the side you have seen. :o
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Oh I'm well aware of that having fought Ducky with mixed results many many times, always a good fight, just couldn't resist a touch of humor ;)
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Yea but dfly now that your 30 repair point ship is gone life may be a tad bit harder for ya :)
Now up the bounty on my head so I can have some real fun will ya!!
However I must admit I always find our battles just about equal. Other then your use of WW which can either save your arse or get ya killed we fly very similar.
Tony
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Bump for an update
-Herr Burt
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I need to rescind my bounty on alphageek.... She's part of the family now.
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I need to rescind my bounty on alphageek.... She's part of the family now.
I fail to see why THAT'S any reason.......
-Herr Burt
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Bump for an update in piracy points.
-Herr Burt
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I offer 1500pp for the skin of Deadbeard for helping Tony whack me.
Didn't have time to grab my "suit" before getting to the escape pod, got to make me a new one precious.
Rub the lotion on your skin Deadbeard...
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I offer up 10,000 pp to the Prime cartel member with the balls to knock off their overlord Tobin Dax who swears all his guys kiss his boots and aren't brave enough to plant a knife in his back.
I'll place a time limit on this, this Saturaday midnight. If you got the balls and the skill you shouldn't need more time.
Time will tell if his assessment is true ;)
One disclaimer, if you kill Tony Soprano first Tobin you get his bounty and yours is removed, alternatively if Tony kills you first his is removed.
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Why you cheap ass SON OF A CAT --- My bounty is cheap compared to his -- I am insulted and as a result --
Am going to pester and attack your space untill such time as my reputation is properly increased...
Meow on that you cat lover!@
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errr Hey Tobin Need a wing?
Hey Mrogue thats an 18K kill if you take the two of us out in the same battle
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Ah but ducky your bounty has no time limit, Tobin's does ;)
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Bunch of Brokeback Riders... :P
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Bunch of Brokeback Riders... :P
Sorry about your backpains Tobin, must have been that match with Kroma :P
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YaaarrrrhhhH!!!!!
Always here to help a lady in distress!
I hereby be puttin a bounty o 5000 pieces o eight on that scurvy seadog KatBeard - fer postin such pictographs as to make tha dear Lady Anne Bonney be blushin!
An I further be puttin another bounty o 5000 on that hussey Anne Bonney, fer shamelessly gogglin at said pictographs!
YaaarrrrhhhH!!!!! ;D
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Ok I claim the Kill on Katbeard...
He was flying two ships in a mission and I got a hold on one of them and took it down --
TonySoprano's AR2 and (2 other AI ships not owned by Tony) vs Katbeard in a Med Sunglider and a LargeSunglider -- Med Sunglider dead --
Looking forward to the cash bonus --
The dangers of flying two ships :)
TonySoprano
Jesus Christ Carmela
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The dangers of flying two ships :)
aint that the truth my ai controlled ship decides to turn into 3 plasma and drone loaded cruisers :-\
well flown Tony!
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YaaarrrrhhhH!!!!!
Always here to help a lady in distress!
I hereby be puttin a bounty o 5000 pieces o eight on that scurvy seadog KatBeard - fer postin such pictographs as to make tha dear Lady Anne Bonney be blushin!
An I further be puttin another bounty o 5000 on that hussey Anne Bonney, fer shamelessly gogglin at said pictographs!
YaaarrrrhhhH!!!!! ;D
I'm sorry, but isn't that pic of you?
No m'lady, the piano is not my forte. B'sides, me scars would be ashowin on that cheek ;)
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I have reclaimed my own 5000 on the head of Shtarker, sweet revenge.
However, I am not totally satisfied. I will post a 2000 on his head, to be claimed by anyone other than me. If it is not claimed by Wednesday, I am going to up it by 500 per day as of that time till it is claimed.
Fri --
TonySoprano vs Shtarker
BR-2 VS CA+1
Tony wins and claims bounty worth 2K plus 1K time delay bonus 3K Total
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Time to make the game a tad more fun for some o me mates ----
TonySoprano -- offers the following bounties --
Dfly - 3,000 PP to anyone NOT in his fleet who kilsl him.. If your skill is good enough to knock him off ya deserve it (and ya have to beat me before i go collecting it)
Trauma Tech 1,000 PP to anyone NOT in his fleet who kills him -- Enjoy the challenge TT ya scurvy dog..
Katbead -2,000 PP -- to anyone NOT in his fleet who kill him -- That buggers got a big ship and that ship gots to go..
Risky 1000 PP -- To anyone NOT in his fleet -- who kills him Kick the upstarts tail and the loot be yours...
(anyone collecting a bounty posted by Tony -- will have the right to challenge Tony to a match for a double or nothin payout)
TonySoprano.
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I'll put 2,000 on katbeard as well. Same stipulation as tony. Gotta be from another fleet.
But if it takes you more than 1 person to do it, I'll toss in 250 for everyone not making the killshot, including his own fleetmates who screw up.
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(anyone collecting a bounty posted by Tony -- will have the right to challenge Tony to a match for a double or nothin payout)
TonySoprano.
Oooohhh!!!!! :flame:
And he has so many bouties posted. Can you guys put the Soprano's in the poor house? You know he soooooo deserves it.
<evil laughter>
-Herr Burt
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i'll post a bounty on Tony's head.......simply because he is from toronto,and according to anyone from there,nothing exists outside of T.O.
this bounty is for anyone NOT in tony's fleet.......4000 pieces of eight
i'd further liek to post a bounty on Risky,just for being so cheeky,of daring me to "come get him' ,again,this cannot be collected by anyone in his fleet........2000 pieces of eight for his destruction :)
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i claim dfly's bounty after a well fought game
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I claim the bounty on Tony posted by TraumaTech, worth 4000.
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and i grab TT's bounty
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KATBEARD knows how to appreciate a foe's true worth.
Thus KATBEARD places a 1 prestige point bounty on the head of Riskyllama. Probably twice what he's really worht, at least according to Deadparrot, but I'm more generous than the boss. :P
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KATBEARD knows how to appreciate a foe's true worth.
Thus KATBEARD places a 1 prestige point bounty on the head of Riskyllama. Probably twice what he's really worht, at least according to Deadparrot, but I'm more generous than the boss. :P
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
Arrrrrrr, matey! That's got to put stinging salt in yuir wounds!
All bounty collections above this point have been recorded.
-Herr Burt
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Bounties collected and payed, and the net shifts will be:
Tony Soprano: +4K
Risky: +4K
D'fly: +11K !!!!! (Tony had a lot of bounties.....)
Dead Parrot: -5K
Trauma: - 4K
CrazyBeard: -5K
-Herr Burt the tallymaster
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KATBEARD knows how to appreciate a foe's true worth.
Thus KATBEARD places a 1 prestige point bounty on the head of Riskyllama. Probably twice what he's really worht, at least according to Deadparrot, but I'm more generous than the boss. :P
YARRRRR, he should be killed twice for that price. KATBEARD your Lucky I am a nice guy or I would have ya keelhauled for that extra half point
ARRRR!!!!
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If you want me so bad, why did you run like a sissy man when I entered your hex last night deadman?
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Likely because he knew there was no rum or grog on your underaged ship and thus not worth plundering.
Not much demand for 100 cases of Kool aid in the Beast Raiders cartel. Come back when your 21 and we will talk business. ;)
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At least I can keep my ship in the lane.
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Herr Burt
I could be wrong but --- Re my bounty collected by Dfly worth 11k
7k posted if kill was by a fleet member by Katbeard
1K bonus If kill was by fleet member Mrogue
4K bounty by TT who is alredy member of his fleet
Net gain to Dfly 4 K Net Loss to TT 4 K
Net Gain to his fleet 0
Still have an open bounty on my head for members of my fleet only
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That right?
Tony
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Herr Burt
I could be wrong but --- Re my bounty collected by Dfly worth 11k
7k posted if kill was by a fleet member by Katbeard
1K bonus If kill was by fleet member Mrogue
4K bounty by TT who is alredy member of his fleet
Net gain to Dfly 4 K Net Loss to TT 4 K
Net Gain to his fleet 0
Still have an open bounty on my head for members of my fleet only
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That right?
Tony
I got the 11K from a 5K bounty from Crazybeard, a 2K bounty from Deadparrot, and a 4K bounty from Trauma Tech.
And yes, the bounty with a bonus for Mrogue is still open.
-Herr Burt
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KATBEARD had put out a bounty for your fleet members only, but their lack of true pirate spirit plus your demise at my hand makes me re-evaluate. The former bounty on Tony is reformatted as follows.
KATBEARDS bounty on Tony Soprano goes down to 1,000 PP to any member of another cartel who does him in with a 4,000 bonus to anyone doing it by dragging him into an Asteroid. Also add 10,000 to anyone of another cartel who can provide a screenshot of this act, and another 10,000 to anyone who can do all of the above and compose a poem commorading the event.
Thats a potential 25,000 bounty making Tony the most wanted ;)
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If you want me so bad, why did you run like a sissy man when I entered your hex last night deadman?
Me boyo in the world of us men there is one thing that over shadowes all and controls the life of all great and powerful men like me self and that thing will find you some day. And when it does it is a great and beautiful thing also a dark evil burden to to have, it can be gentel and kind or painful and vindictive, I have lived with this power for over 20 years now and I do my best to appease this power to no end. and by what name does this power go by well son I will tell ye it goes by the name of " MRS DEADPARROT"
if you had noted my moving to a safe area I also logged off son as I wish to keep peace in my home sense I have been on so much I wish to keep my maleness where it is thank you, one day you will understand!!! ARRRR!!
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The pleasures of youth have no inkling into the pains of the future. 8)
Edit: And thanks Katbeard for that 25000 you put on Tony's head. It is nearly money in the bank for me. Afterall, how hard can it be to kill him by dragging him into a rock while taking snapshots out the bow? ;)
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Jeeze I didnt even know about those other bounties I guess they are from the other thread that got closed out or I just missed them -- thanks Burt
ShadowLord
Tony
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Even when there is no bounty on you Duck, I still take pleasure in destroying your ship ;)
signed:
Dfy, The Bounty Hunter
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Well throw up a bounty and come collecting
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Jeeze I didnt even know about those other bounties
Isn't it nice to be loved?
(Take heart: There is only one reason they'd put that much money on you; you're dangerous!)
-Herr Burt
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Jeeze I didnt even know about those other bounties
Isn't it nice to be loved?
(Take heart: There is only one reason they'd put that much money on you; you're dangerous!)
-Herr Burt
I'd actually go with he's annoying.. but either way..
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LOL Hexx -- look forward to next week with with or against ya ---
Ummm ok
I claim riskys bounty on KatBeard and my own on katBeard -- dont know if there were any other ones on him -
Tony flying a DCR-2 vs KatBeard flying a DCR-2
GG Beard
Tony
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Will there by chance be a list put up of who claimed bounties and their totals? I would be curious to see who has been raking in all the cash flow.
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AAARRRRRRRRG Evast you scurvy DOGS!!!!!!
i have been running behind enemy lines this last week,flipping territory left and right
and i grow weary of childs play.....I AM THE ROUNTINOUS,TOOTINOUS PIRATE THAT BE OUT THERE ,HAR HAR HAR
SO TO SPICE THINGS UP WHILE I TAKE YOUR TERRITORY,GOLD,WINE AND WOMEN!!! I HEAR BY PLACE A BOUNTY OF
25000 PIECES OF EIGHT ON MY OWN HEAD
1) BUT TO CLAIM IT,YOU HAVE TO FIND ME AND KILL ME.IF I ESCAPE,THEN YOU GET NOTHING SAVE 500 P OF 8.....NO CHALLENGES
2) YOU MUST STATE YOUR INTENTIONS AT START OF MATCHES/NOTHING STATED,NOTHING GAINED
3) YOU HAVE TO RISK 10000 PIECES OF 8 IF YOU DIE OR 3500 IF YOU RUN OFF THE MAP/NO EXCEPTIONS IF U STATE INTENTIONS
4) THIS IS OPEN TO ANYONE
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I know where you are, naanaannaanannnaaaannnaa. Bribery has a price. :)
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I know where you are, naanaannaanannnaaaannnaa. Bribery has a price. :)
AARRRRRG U SCURVY DOG....FIND ME IF YOU CAN! ALL OF YOU ARE BUT BELLY BUTTON LINT TO ME :iamwithstupid:
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Bounty on Risky is now closed -- Collected by Tony Soprano
Any other bounties on his head are also claimed...
2K by TT
1500 by Shtarker
1 by KatBeard
Don't know if anyone else had one on him
His D6D fell to my S-BRH3
GG risky
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Bump for update in piracy points up until this past Tuesday.
Bounties not yet updated, but will be soon.
-Herr Burt
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I think Risky removed the Bounty of InfamousGeek ? If not I claim it --
My BRH3 took out her D6 with risky flying some frigate as her wing..
Tony
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just a message to let you know you have me listed twice in the first posting of this forum.
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I wish to claim any bounties on Anne Bonney. I know that Skaren had one for 1000. Anne fell 3 straight times to my ship
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Piracy points updated up until Saturday night.
Bounties not updated, yet.
-Herr Burt
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18) Anne -457
I take it that is bad?
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Not really, no. As stated in the description, you are one that the authorities have noticed and want removed from their spacelanes and are willing to pay a bounty to any law enforcment agent that brings you in for proper hanging. You are a pirate with a name.
People know Anne. She's the one not afraid to fight the deadly D'fly. Imagine those that that have yet to make a name for themselves. Who's afraid of the Dreaded Pirate "What's his Name" ?
-Herr Burt
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Shouldn't such talk be moved to Hot and Spicy? *runs away*
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It was private, and hot and spicy. yes it took me 3 tries, because she really is good at playing HARD to get. Her parrot on the other hand........ another matter, and another chicken in the oven ehehe.
where was I, oh yes, miss Bonney, she does scream well.
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considering I got you 3 times in 45 mins, yes I am ;D
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Bounties updated as of Sunday night. Net payments and payoffs are:
Shtarker: -6,500 PP (and we thank you for your motivaiton)
Tony: +5,501 PP (and we thank you for a job well done)
Risky: -2,000 PP (and we thank you for your motivation)
Katbeard: -1PP (and we thank you for being such a cheap bastard ;) )
Trauma Tech: -2,000 PP (and we thank you for your motivaiton)
D'fly: + 6,000 PP (and we thank you for a job well done)
Skaren: -1,000 PP (and we thank you for your motivation)
-Herr Burt
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A different kind of bouty on Tony Soprano, if you are the next player to kill him you get to put this in your sig.
(http://home.arcor.de/megagifs/disney/bilder/donald5.gif)
;D