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Title: the math behind carreer success
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 05:40:33 pm
It goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

 Then:

 H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
 and
 K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

 But,

 A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
 
And,

 B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

 AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
 A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
 
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while
hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullsh*t and Ass kissing will put you far ahead and over the top

Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: KBFLordKrueg on May 22, 2006, 06:24:46 pm
 :rofl:
ain't it the truth... ::)

Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Dfly on May 22, 2006, 06:25:31 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax   ;)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Skaren on May 22, 2006, 06:35:55 pm
It worked for me in my first Dynaverse campaign,.. well until I got folded  :)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 07:14:14 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax   ;)

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%   ;D
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Shtarker "The Rat" on May 22, 2006, 08:18:37 pm

LOL - maybe there is something in this -- unless I screwed up the math Shtarker = 100 = Attitude ;D
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 09:13:02 pm
What is this the TobinDax Divinci Code?

Actually that is pretty funny!!



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Opus Dax would like a disclaimer stating that it has no association with the TobinDax Da Vinci code!  ;)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Dfly on May 22, 2006, 10:30:34 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax   ;)

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%   ;D
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Riskyllama on May 22, 2006, 11:08:11 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax   ;)

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%   ;D
if you think thats good, check out wildfyre
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 11:25:18 pm
I did, it came up way short compare to prime industries  ;D
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Bonk on May 23, 2006, 08:22:23 am
Bonk = 42!  ;D Now what was the question?  ;)

Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: GDA-Agave on May 23, 2006, 08:45:15 am
 :lol: :lol: :lol:

Funny stuff!!

(and unfortunately so true in the current corporate world)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: NuclearWessels on May 23, 2006, 09:54:53 am
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91  ;)

dave
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Bonk on May 23, 2006, 12:01:13 pm
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91  ;)

dave

Ah, but ABSTINENCE gets you to 92!  ;D
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: SkyFlyer on May 23, 2006, 12:09:26 pm
How about SkyFlyer?
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 23, 2006, 12:12:54 pm
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91  ;)

dave

Ah, but ABSTINENCE gets you to 92!  ;D

try reproduction...it should put you over 100, the key appears to be in making sure you have at least two to tango
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 23, 2006, 12:13:36 pm
How about SkyFlyer?

do the math...
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: SkyFlyer on May 23, 2006, 12:14:02 pm
How about SkyFlyer?

do the math...

I have the flu and I've been up for a long time.
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 23, 2006, 02:46:34 pm
111
 :notworthy:
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 23, 2006, 02:51:16 pm
SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!

Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91  ;)

dave


HOT SEX with TRAUMATECH =175   :flame:    :)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 23, 2006, 02:53:47 pm
then you must be doing a gread job Dax   ;)

No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47%   ;D



TraumaTech= 84    :woot:
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 23, 2006, 04:04:14 pm
Tony Soprano = 172,  so no wonder everyone has put a bounty on him.  :2gun:
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 23, 2006, 05:15:59 pm
Tony Soprano = 172,  so no wonder everyone has put a bounty on him.  :2gun:


 what are you????  Tony's PR agent........ besides Duck = 39     :rofl:   and you laff'd @ D'fly    hehehehehehe

Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: SkyFlyer on May 24, 2006, 10:12:03 am
Hehe.
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: GDA-Agave on May 24, 2006, 10:19:08 am
MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!

Agave = 37

Hmmm, let's try some variants.

GDA-Agave = 49  (nope  :( )

Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better  ;) )

Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons =  ::) :P  Yep, that oughta work.

Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 10:25:06 am
MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!

Agave = 37

Hmmm, let's try some variants.

GDA-Agave = 49  (nope  :( )

Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better  ;) )

Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons =  ::) :P  Yep, that oughta work.



roflmao     sounds like when you were a kid,and placing socks in your pants to make a "false impression" on the chickies  :smackhead:  lol


Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: GDA-Agave on May 24, 2006, 11:15:07 am
MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!

Agave = 37

Hmmm, let's try some variants.

GDA-Agave = 49  (nope  :( )

Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better  ;) )

Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons =  ::) :P  Yep, that oughta work.


roflmao     sounds like when you were a kid,and placing socks in your pants to make a "false impression" on the chickies  :smackhead:  lol


Nope.  Never did.  I can't say that I ever aspired to be a male country singer.  (the most notorious group known for stuffing)

Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 03:58:27 pm
MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!

Agave = 37

Hmmm, let's try some variants.

GDA-Agave = 49  (nope  :( )

Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better  ;) )

Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons =  ::) :P  Yep, that oughta work.


roflmao     sounds like when you were a kid,and placing socks in your pants to make a "false impression" on the chickies  :smackhead:  lol


Nope.  Never did.  I can't say that I ever aspired to be a male country singer.  (the most notorious group known for stuffing)





   lol...i guess being in Kroma's fleet,it was probably stuffing your bra with tissue  HAR HAR HAR
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 24, 2006, 06:03:26 pm
KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172  ;)

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my normal callsign  :P
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: NuclearWessels on May 24, 2006, 06:33:55 pm
KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172  ;)

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign  :P

Noral callsign?  Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: KAT Chuut-Ritt on May 24, 2006, 07:09:54 pm
KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172  ;)

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign  :P

Noral callsign?  Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...

Shaddup you Spelling Nazi!!!  :P
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 24, 2006, 07:13:16 pm
KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172  ;)

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign  :P

Noral callsign?  Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...

Shaddup you Spelling Nazi!!!  :P

Nah, your confusing him with Josh... ;D
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 08:53:00 pm
Well, I don't need no numbers to tell me how great I am.

Just like Mary Poppins, I'm practically perfect in every way!!!  ::)


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HMMMMM   let me see    flathead,big floppy ears    3 feet tall    no teeth......  which is it that u r missing of the options listed??

   and before anyone says it.....yes i no...i bring the tenor of this  thread down to it's lowest bass    :(   me bad    :puke:
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 08:56:16 pm
i have but one excuse  :drink:     poor as it is......but i feel absolutely fantastic   :)   



 LIFE IS F'EN GREAT....not because of the  :drink:    but my life feels like it is turning around......and i feel   :woot:     :rockinband:      :tonybanks:      dam i hope it doesn't end soon   :)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 09:17:32 pm
Enjoy!!!





   :rwoot: :rwoot: :rwoot: TY!!!!!!   since i awoke this morning....i've just been on a natural high.didn't know why then????   think i know now  :)  but since 9 p.m.      it's defenately been aygmented by artificial means.......i feel like a little kid,looking to get into mischievious trouble.....ty again    :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 09:22:13 pm
ahhhhhhhhhhhh  memories flowing in,of days,when i was 16,beer in hand.hoping for the cops to show up....just so we could run away from them.........life was good back then......it's turning good again now(i hope)  when things   just seem to be going right....(note to self)   melancholy feeling can be inducement to drink and blah blah blah to the world   
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 09:27:40 pm
You not be feeling well in morning, me thinks.

LOL!!!





 i am not giving you the last word on this thread    :)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 09:44:02 pm
your parret wears army booots    :)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 24, 2006, 10:20:43 pm
your parret wears army booots    :)

And you, my dear, are beginning to sluuuuur!!!





  ya know........ u   r sharp as a tack     what a wit   i think you are great  :)      to bad it seems to be resting on your shoulders   :)   
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: NuclearWessels on May 25, 2006, 12:18:05 am
KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172  ;)

unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62

Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign  :P

Noral callsign?  Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...

Shaddup you Spelling Nazi!!!  :P

You don't frighten us, Kzinti pig-kat!  Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person!




Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 06:25:14 am
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm   hugamuga hugamuga   maxwell house   :)   ty and good morning  :)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Soreyes on May 25, 2006, 07:48:36 am
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 05:31:02 pm
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D


ummmmmm  soooo   soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing  :)       TT scurries away  :)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 07:54:16 pm
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D


ummmmmm  soooo   soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing  :)       TT scurries away  :)




  ummmmm love ya to death hon....but,should u be making asskiss jokes w hile one of your pics,is scratching his,with a hook,and as near as i can tell.......has been doing it for quite some time    snirckers     coughs   runs as fast as he can     :)
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Riskyllama on May 25, 2006, 07:55:26 pm
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D


ummmmmm  soooo   soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing  :)       TT scurries away  :)




  ummmmm love ya to death hon....but,should u be making asskiss jokes w hile one of your pics,is scratching his,with a hook,and as near as i can tell.......has been doing it for quite some time    snirckers     coughs   runs as fast as he can     :)

maybe someone's kissed his booboo...aren't you an EMT trauma?
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: TraumaTech on May 25, 2006, 08:00:04 pm
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D


ummmmmm  soooo   soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing  :)       TT scurries away  :)




  ummmmm love ya to death hon....but,should u be making asskiss jokes w hile one of your pics,is scratching his,with a hook,and as near as i can tell.......has been doing it for quite some time    snirckers     coughs   runs as fast as he can     :)

maybe someone's kissed his booboo...aren't you an EMT trauma?




  yeah  yeah  that's right............... dammit jim  ,some pass me the riskylama  hemmoroid sapository so we can stop that man from scratching  :2gun:
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: Barack Beard on May 26, 2006, 11:40:37 pm
Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102

I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D


ummmmmm  soooo   soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing  :)       TT scurries away  :)


Need your ass kissed Kimmy?

I'm not so far away  ;D
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: CaptJosh on May 27, 2006, 02:08:09 am
I think she has her husband for that, Chuut.
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: IAF Lyrkiller on May 27, 2006, 11:51:50 pm
Ok, lets see...

Lyrkiller alone gives it to me over the top at 110%

KAT-Lyrkiller gives me 149% ;D

Deadbeard would not even cut the mustard

So I am sticking w/ Lyrkiller. ;D
Title: Re: the math behind carreer success
Post by: CaptJosh on May 28, 2006, 01:47:09 am
*tries to do the math on Cat 'O Nine Tales and has his brain segfault because he's too tired...*