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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: FPF-Tobin Dax on May 22, 2006, 05:40:33 pm
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It goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wondered about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer
these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is
represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that while
hard work and knowledge will get you close, and, Attitude will get you there, Bullsh*t and Ass kissing will put you far ahead and over the top
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:rofl:
ain't it the truth... ::)
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then you must be doing a gread job Dax ;)
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It worked for me in my first Dynaverse campaign,.. well until I got folded :)
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then you must be doing a gread job Dax ;)
No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47% ;D
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LOL - maybe there is something in this -- unless I screwed up the math Shtarker = 100 = Attitude ;D
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What is this the TobinDax Divinci Code?
Actually that is pretty funny!!
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Opus Dax would like a disclaimer stating that it has no association with the TobinDax Da Vinci code! ;)
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then you must be doing a gread job Dax ;)
No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47% ;D
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then you must be doing a gread job Dax ;)
No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47% ;D
if you think thats good, check out wildfyre
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I did, it came up way short compare to prime industries ;D
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Bonk = 42! ;D Now what was the question? ;)
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Funny stuff!!
(and unfortunately so true in the current corporate world)
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SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!
Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91 ;)
dave
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SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!
Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91 ;)
dave
Ah, but ABSTINENCE gets you to 92! ;D
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How about SkyFlyer?
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SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!
Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91 ;)
dave
Ah, but ABSTINENCE gets you to 92! ;D
try reproduction...it should put you over 100, the key appears to be in making sure you have at least two to tango
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How about SkyFlyer?
do the math...
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How about SkyFlyer?
do the math...
I have the flu and I've been up for a long time.
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111
:notworthy:
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SEX will get you almost halfway there at 48 percent!!!
Ah, but HOT SEX gets you to 91 ;)
dave
HOT SEX with TRAUMATECH =175 :flame: :)
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then you must be doing a gread job Dax ;)
No problem. After doing some addition, tobindax=79% and dfly 47% ;D
TraumaTech= 84 :woot:
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Tony Soprano = 172, so no wonder everyone has put a bounty on him. :2gun:
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Tony Soprano = 172, so no wonder everyone has put a bounty on him. :2gun:
what are you???? Tony's PR agent........ besides Duck = 39 :rofl: and you laff'd @ D'fly hehehehehehe
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Hehe.
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MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!
Agave = 37
Hmmm, let's try some variants.
GDA-Agave = 49 (nope :( )
Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better ;) )
Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons = ::) :P Yep, that oughta work.
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MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!
Agave = 37
Hmmm, let's try some variants.
GDA-Agave = 49 (nope :( )
Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better ;) )
Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons = ::) :P Yep, that oughta work.
roflmao sounds like when you were a kid,and placing socks in your pants to make a "false impression" on the chickies :smackhead: lol
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MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!
Agave = 37
Hmmm, let's try some variants.
GDA-Agave = 49 (nope :( )
Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better ;) )
Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons = ::) :P Yep, that oughta work.
roflmao sounds like when you were a kid,and placing socks in your pants to make a "false impression" on the chickies :smackhead: lol
Nope. Never did. I can't say that I ever aspired to be a male country singer. (the most notorious group known for stuffing)
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MAN, I'M SCREWED!!!
Agave = 37
Hmmm, let's try some variants.
GDA-Agave = 49 (nope :( )
Bruce Agave = 88 (getting better ;) )
Lord Bruce Agave, Captain of the Tequila Tempest, Commander of the Drunken Dragons = ::) :P Yep, that oughta work.
roflmao sounds like when you were a kid,and placing socks in your pants to make a "false impression" on the chickies :smackhead: lol
Nope. Never did. I can't say that I ever aspired to be a male country singer. (the most notorious group known for stuffing)
lol...i guess being in Kroma's fleet,it was probably stuffing your bra with tissue HAR HAR HAR
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KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172 ;)
unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62
Maybe I should have stuck with my normal callsign :P
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KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172 ;)
unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62
Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign :P
Noral callsign? Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...
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KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172 ;)
unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62
Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign :P
Noral callsign? Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...
Shaddup you Spelling Nazi!!! :P
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KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172 ;)
unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62
Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign :P
Noral callsign? Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...
Shaddup you Spelling Nazi!!! :P
Nah, your confusing him with Josh... ;D
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Well, I don't need no numbers to tell me how great I am.
Just like Mary Poppins, I'm practically perfect in every way!!! ::)
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HMMMMM let me see flathead,big floppy ears 3 feet tall no teeth...... which is it that u r missing of the options listed??
and before anyone says it.....yes i no...i bring the tenor of this thread down to it's lowest bass :( me bad :puke:
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i have but one excuse :drink: poor as it is......but i feel absolutely fantastic :)
LIFE IS F'EN GREAT....not because of the :drink: but my life feels like it is turning around......and i feel :woot: :rockinband: :tonybanks: dam i hope it doesn't end soon :)
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Enjoy!!!
:rwoot: :rwoot: :rwoot: TY!!!!!! since i awoke this morning....i've just been on a natural high.didn't know why then???? think i know now :) but since 9 p.m. it's defenately been aygmented by artificial means.......i feel like a little kid,looking to get into mischievious trouble.....ty again :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:
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ahhhhhhhhhhhh memories flowing in,of days,when i was 16,beer in hand.hoping for the cops to show up....just so we could run away from them.........life was good back then......it's turning good again now(i hope) when things just seem to be going right....(note to self) melancholy feeling can be inducement to drink and blah blah blah to the world
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You not be feeling well in morning, me thinks.
LOL!!!
i am not giving you the last word on this thread :)
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your parret wears army booots :)
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your parret wears army booots :)
And you, my dear, are beginning to sluuuuur!!!
ya know........ u r sharp as a tack what a wit i think you are great :) to bad it seems to be resting on your shoulders :)
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KAT Chuut-Ritt = 172 ;)
unfortunately KATBEARD only = 62
Maybe I should have stuck with my noral callsign :P
Noral callsign? Sounds like a cross between nasal and something icky...
Shaddup you Spelling Nazi!!! :P
You don't frighten us, Kzinti pig-kat! Go and boil your bottoms, son of a silly person!
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hmmmmmmmmmmmmm hugamuga hugamuga maxwell house :) ty and good morning :)
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Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102
I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D
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Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102
I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D
ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing :) TT scurries away :)
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Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102
I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D
ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing :) TT scurries away :)
ummmmm love ya to death hon....but,should u be making asskiss jokes w hile one of your pics,is scratching his,with a hook,and as near as i can tell.......has been doing it for quite some time snirckers coughs runs as fast as he can :)
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Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102
I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D
ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing :) TT scurries away :)
ummmmm love ya to death hon....but,should u be making asskiss jokes w hile one of your pics,is scratching his,with a hook,and as near as i can tell.......has been doing it for quite some time snirckers coughs runs as fast as he can :)
maybe someone's kissed his booboo...aren't you an EMT trauma?
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Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102
I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D
ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing :) TT scurries away :)
ummmmm love ya to death hon....but,should u be making asskiss jokes w hile one of your pics,is scratching his,with a hook,and as near as i can tell.......has been doing it for quite some time snirckers coughs runs as fast as he can :)
maybe someone's kissed his booboo...aren't you an EMT trauma?
yeah yeah that's right............... dammit jim ,some pass me the riskylama hemmoroid sapository so we can stop that man from scratching :2gun:
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Hmmmm Soreyes-106
A Shrubbary- 102
I should have stuck with Soreyes ;D
ummmmmm soooo soreyes.....are u and chuut trying to say you to do a lot of asskissing :) TT scurries away :)
Need your ass kissed Kimmy?
I'm not so far away ;D
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I think she has her husband for that, Chuut.
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Ok, lets see...
Lyrkiller alone gives it to me over the top at 110%
KAT-Lyrkiller gives me 149% ;D
Deadbeard would not even cut the mustard
So I am sticking w/ Lyrkiller. ;D
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*tries to do the math on Cat 'O Nine Tales and has his brain segfault because he's too tired...*