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Title: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: Khalee1 on June 26, 2006, 01:59:12 am
Right now it's my tooth thats seems to be going bad on me. Now Iv'e goten migrains but they are nothing like this tooth thats keeping me awake.

Bad thing I cant do anything about it till latter on today, even wourcething is I got rent coming do at the end of the week and got to get car tags too. Gonna haft to be late on one of those things

And I know if I go to the dentist Oklahoma being a red state will try to put in one of punishers tracking thingyswhich just means Ill have to add more layers to my tin foil hat and add more to my appartment and car to keep the republicans from tracking my whereabouts. :P
Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: likkerpig on June 26, 2006, 03:10:44 am
Dr. Piggy to the rescue.
Procure yourself a bottle of Canuckistani whiskey (no 'script needed).
Consume until pain goes away. Then consume the rest, just so the pain don't come back in yer sleep.
In the morning, get yerself a pair of pliers and yank that bad boy out. Don't worry, compared to the hangover, you won't notice any pain.
Keep yer mouth full of more whiskey for the next few days to keep the gaping hole free from infection.

See... booze cures everything!
Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: S31-Riptide on June 26, 2006, 08:03:18 am
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    Whats the worst nighttime pain

And here I was thinking it was multiple blue spherical objects

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Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on June 26, 2006, 04:03:01 pm
There's always my way to remove it...

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Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: Jack Morris on June 26, 2006, 09:40:45 pm
Bowel cramps, and having to visit the loo after you were so asleep.  ;D

Open the bay doors, open the bay doors!  ;D
Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: Nemesis on June 26, 2006, 10:08:09 pm
Bowel cramps, and having to visit the loo after you were so asleep.  ;D

Open the bay doors, open the bay doors!  ;D

Whack!


Whaaa??


I want to tallk

(Sleepilly) Ok what about?

NOTHING!! GO TO SLEEP!

zzzzz


Whack!


Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: Jack Morris on June 26, 2006, 11:41:50 pm
All of a sudden the innermost bowel sounds come from the bathroom!  :rofl:
Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: IAF Lyrkiller on June 27, 2006, 02:20:26 am
The worst I have had was leg craps.

And they did hit in the middle of the night

also my arm going completely numb. after relieving the pressure the pain hits hard.
Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: Dracho on June 27, 2006, 08:52:52 am
Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain

Having her boyfriend come home early, before you were completely awake.
Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on June 27, 2006, 03:40:16 pm
Bowel cramps, and having to visit the loo after you were so asleep.  ;D

Open the bay doors, open the bay doors!  ;D

I'm sorry dave, I can't flush that.
Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: Tus-XC on June 27, 2006, 03:50:33 pm
not exactly a pain, but somethign so annoying it keeps me awake... namely both nostrals being stuffed and having pressure in the ears (you know, where everythign sounds like it underwater and every move you make seems to be amplified)
Title: Re: Whats the worst nighttime pain
Post by: Bonk on June 27, 2006, 04:13:53 pm
Definitely tooth pain is the worst. I've spent many a night in absolute screaming agony. I found the best remedy was just to keep upright and busy, skip the sleep. It seems that lying down increases the blood pressure in the head just enough to make it hurt. I find when the teeth are acting up, any time the blood pressure goes up, the teeth throb in time to the pulse. Physical activity can set it off. Stay upright, don't exert yourself, and keep your mind busy on other things, pain is ultimately a mental thing, the less you think about it the less it hurts.

Over time with enough root canals and extractions, eventually there will be no live teeth left and they will not hurt anymore. (I'm almost there and rarely get the screaming pain now.) God bless the dentists, they have literally saved my life more than once by extracting or doing root canals on infected teeth, after a round of anti-biotics. I know of at least one person killed by tooth infection in my circle of friends, its serious business.

Though if you have any holes in live teeth that go deep, stay off the sugar, it feeds the bacteria that produce the acid that set off the nerve action potential. (Besides the fact that its the sugar in the first place that feeds the bacteria that produce the acid that destabilises the hydroxyapatite of the enamel that allows decay to start in the pulp... no sugar and fluoride rinses help stop this as fluoride replaces the hydroxy ions in the enamel apatite that are susceptible to acid.) If its infected sometimes sqeezing the pus out of the gums can help relieve the pressure. (ick)

Nothing feels better than an extraction. Better than a good crap, better than sex.

Still looking forward to getting dentures,
Bonk