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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Ultraprophet on July 29, 2006, 05:19:33 pm
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Synthetic radioactive scorpion venom destroys brain tumors
http://news.sawf.org/Health/17018.aspx
"Shhhh"
** smiles warmly **
" You had me at 'synthetic radioactive scorpion venom' "
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http://www.centralpets.com/animals/insects/scorpions/scp6070.html
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I'm not interested until I can use the scorpion venom to create an army of genetically enhanced super clones.
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I'm not interested until I can use the scorpion venom to create an army of genetically enhanced super clones.
Bah, been there done that, not as impressive as it sounds.
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I'm not interested until I can use the scorpion venom to create an army of genetically enhanced super clones.
Bah, been there done that, not as impressive as it sounds.
That's because you used your clones in a chorus line in a Las Vegas show instead of trying to conquer the Earth
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To my credit I did try to conquer Mars...but the clones started a union...and when all your troops are in a union...you just KNOW that's the end of things...
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I'm not interested until I can use the scorpion venom to create an army of genetically enhanced super clones.
Bah, been there done that, not as impressive as it sounds.
That's because you used your clones in a chorus line in a Las Vegas show instead of trying to conquer the Earth
C'Mon, Pun.... Give the poor guy SOME credit!
It was a damn good show, after all!!! :D
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[url]http://www.centralpets.com/animals/insects/scorpions/scp6070.html[/url]
Regarding the article...
:hoppinmad: What combination of exquisite utterly human stupidity and greed allows someone to think that its ok to sell dangerously venomous and deadly creatures to any idiot with a fishtank and a paycheck???
Dear God,
If aliens are real please let them know that I'm formally requesting asylum from the freakshow that is humanity.
sincerely,
Vipre
PS C'mon big guy help me out here :smackhead:
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[url]http://www.centralpets.com/animals/insects/scorpions/scp6070.html[/url]
Regarding the article...
:hoppinmad: What combination of exquisite utterly human stupidity and greed allows someone to think that its ok to sell dangerously venomous and deadly creatures to any idiot with a fishtank and a paycheck???
Dear God,
If aliens are real please let them know that I'm formally requesting asylum from the freakshow that is humanity.
sincerely,
Vipre
PS C'mon big guy help me out here :smackhead:
Actually , the idiot doesn't even need the fish tank .
Which , actually , is for the best .
I'm not sure scorpions can swim. :D
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What you expect him to spring for the escape-proof enclosure?
I bet he's using an empty fishtank (without a lid). It matches the rusted tireless hulk of a car sitting in his back yard he uses for a doghouse. Don't laugh, nearly everyone knows where "that" guy lives. ;D
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[url]http://www.centralpets.com/animals/insects/scorpions/scp6070.html[/url]
Regarding the article...
:hoppinmad: What combination of exquisite utterly human stupidity and greed allows someone to think that its ok to sell dangerously venomous and deadly creatures to any idiot with a fishtank and a paycheck???
Dear God,
If aliens are real please let them know that I'm formally requesting asylum from the freakshow that is humanity.
sincerely,
Vipre
PS C'mon big guy help me out here :smackhead:
Actually , the idiot doesn't even need the fish tank .
Which , actually , is for the best .
I'm not sure scorpions can swim. :D
They can if you make them little scuba tanks and scorpion shapped wet suits...
What? I just don't like the people next door, and they happen to have a pool.
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Hey Punisher, if you're gonna equip them that way I demand some frikin' laser beams ;)
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That just adds cost and complexity to the whole program. I want a low cost way to create scuba scorpions.