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Title: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 17, 2006, 01:53:40 pm
OFFICIAL IMPERIAL LYRAN BROADCAST




<holds a perfumed hankerchef to his nose>

This place has gone to hell in a handbasket!    I suppose I'll have to work on the class level here. . . .

<adjusts cufflinks on his Amani suit and dusts off some white fur that has shed onto the lapels>



Allow me to discuss my exploits to date . . .

I ran into a certain Kzinti named Soreyes in an asteroid field.   He didn't know it was me until he saw the gleaming neon Riverboat Casino - Surf & Turf Night sign on the ship.    Realizing he was doomed he rammed his ship into a Roid.

Oh yeah,   Kroma was there but he got kilt.   Tsk.


WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULAR PROGRAM . . . .  <sigh> yes this mean back to Hydran HeShe Babes with "Four" Arms for Die Hard  <yeech>

Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: GDA-Agave on August 17, 2006, 02:41:28 pm
Sure, you too old-timers might have been able pick on Soreyes in his DF+, but you sure disappeared fast after I drafted you coming out of that mission.

Where did you go then?    Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.   This Bruce on a Jinn-quest wants to know.

 :P
Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: Dfly on August 17, 2006, 06:18:52 pm
Soreyes may be renamed to Foureyes if he keeps running into rocks.  ;D
Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: Father Ted on August 17, 2006, 07:16:32 pm
Inquiring minds(and me) demand to know what happened. Did you bail on Agave?  :P
Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 17, 2006, 09:59:04 pm
Inquiring minds(and me) demand to know what happened. Did you bail on Agave?  :P


I was sleepy.   SO sue me!!
Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: FPF-Tobin Dax on August 17, 2006, 10:32:29 pm
What do you have when you have a lawyer burried up to his neck in sand?  Not enough sand. ;D
Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: GDA-Agave on August 18, 2006, 12:06:18 am
Inquiring minds(and me) demand to know what happened. Did you bail on Agave?  :P


I was sleepy.   SO sue me!!


Well, in an ironic twist of fate, J'inn logged back into the server tonight right beside me, 3 hexes deep into our new territory.   I didn't immediately draft him because I was on an assignment  <wink, wink>.    But, by the time he had jumped into the next hex, taken a mission, and then finished it, I had tempted DH and Milloekoee (whatever) into jumping the J'innster.    He ran screaming like a little girl, only to be jumped and killed by Stargazer.  (1st PvP kill for him)

Sweet revenge.   ;D

And J'inn, please don't try and help out your fellow shisters by telling me to sue you.    Phfftht.   You should know better.   I only have to get into my car with enough alchohol to keep Chuut and DocPyscho drunk until we get to your doorstep.   Then, my friend, you would be in a serious world of hurt.

Seeya when I seeya.

 ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: Dizzy on August 18, 2006, 03:11:51 am
Hey good job Stargazer... Jinn can put up quite a fight when he wants too.
Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: Hexx on August 18, 2006, 12:57:27 pm
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Hey good job Stargazer... Jinn can put up quite a fight when he wants too. there's money involved.



- Fixed
Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: KAT J'inn on August 18, 2006, 01:55:05 pm
  (1st PvP kill for him)



SNARL!
Title: Re: The Return of Overlord J'inn
Post by: Father Ted on August 18, 2006, 04:34:15 pm
He ran screaming like a little girl, only to be jumped and killed by Stargazer.  (1st PvP kill for him)


No kidding! I remember my first PvP kill. Against Green on SS1. But to beat J'inn, I wanna shake his/her hand!
Title: Squirrels develop cloaking
Post by: Nemesis on August 19, 2006, 03:02:38 pm
Link to full article (http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn9784-smelly-squirrels-fool-hungry-snakes.html)

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Squirrels are the unlikely inventors of a cloaking device that lets them thwart rattlesnakes by using the snakes' own scent against them.


Just to fuel J'inn's nightmares.