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Title: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Corbomite on February 24, 2008, 09:42:34 am
http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/offbeat/2008/02/24/vo.large.burger.wdiv

Ummm, can you cut that in half for me please?  ;D
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Don Karnage on February 24, 2008, 11:17:32 am
well if you are a groups you can share the same burger :)

but who would eat a 134lbs hamburger?
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Corbomite on February 24, 2008, 11:58:37 am
536 people I would assume!  ;D
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Don Karnage on February 24, 2008, 02:00:21 pm
well it would be a lot of people at the same place :)

need to be outside and do each take a bite or what?   :police:
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Capt. Mike on February 24, 2008, 10:04:03 pm
That's not a hamburger..that's a meatloaf with attitude  :D 

Mike
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Centurus on February 25, 2008, 04:56:25 am
I hear they didn't even bother to run the cow through the meat grinder.  They just cooked it up and served it on a gigantic bun.
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Beeblebrox on March 17, 2008, 05:09:54 am
Waitress, I'm gonna need a box, please.
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Centurus on March 17, 2008, 09:20:09 am
Waitress, I'm gonna need a box, please.

A box or a U-Haul van?
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: moofighters on April 07, 2008, 10:10:41 am
Ok.. that's just wrong and I'm telling my friends....

(http://www.harkphoto.com/052504cows2.jpg)

MOOO!!!   :)
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Centurus on April 07, 2008, 10:31:03 pm
Ok.. that's just wrong and I'm telling my friends....

([url]http://www.harkphoto.com/052504cows2.jpg[/url])

MOOO!!!   :)


*sends in Sally Struthers*
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: TheJudge on April 08, 2008, 11:39:42 am
They put cheese on it, I don't like cheese.  Now I have to ask them to make me another one.  *sigh*
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Centurus on April 08, 2008, 02:49:30 pm
They put cheese on it, I don't like cheese.  Now I have to ask them to make me another one.  *sigh*

Would you like it rare, medium, or well done?  And do you want bacon on it?
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on April 08, 2008, 02:54:25 pm
That's no moon!

That's a burger!!
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Centurus on April 08, 2008, 03:16:33 pm
That's no moon!

That's a burger!!

That's no burger!!  That's my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on April 09, 2008, 01:59:17 pm
That's no moon!

That's a burger!!

That's no burger!!  That's my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!

..and that your honor is when the thread took a turn for the worse...
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: TheJudge on April 09, 2008, 07:13:49 pm
I like my meat rare.  When I cut into my steak, I want to hear it going "Moo!" in pain. 


:)
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Centurus on April 09, 2008, 10:48:33 pm
That's no moon!

That's a burger!!

That's no burger!!  That's my butt!!!!!!!!!!!!

..and that your honor is when the thread took a turn for the worse...

You just reminded me of the scene in Young Frankenstein where Igor points to the light switches and Dr. Frankenstein throws one of the switches and nearly electrocutes himself, and he says, "DAMN YOUR EYES!!", and Igor says, "Too late."

 ;D
Title: Re: OK, Thats One BIG Burger!!!
Post by: Centurus on April 09, 2008, 10:50:00 pm
I like my meat rare.  When I cut into my steak, I want to hear it going "Moo!" in pain. 


:)

You want your burger with or without ears and a tail, and with or without fur?  I'll wash the damn thing down for free, but the enema will cost you extra.