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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: FRA.E.Kehakoul_XC on June 04, 2008, 01:59:05 pm
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A kinda funny story i found :D,
"A man who dressed up as Darth Vader
and attacked the founder of Britain's
first Jedi church has been spared
from going to jail.
The man, 27, donned a black cape and
bin bag and confronted Barney Jones
with a metal crutch while Jones and
his cousin were filming themselves
playing with light sabres.
The duo attained a form of fame after
publicity about their church.
Vadar, who has a chronic alcohol
problem, jumped over a garden wall
and launched the assault on the Star
Wars fans, bellowing "Darth Vader" as
he hit Mr Jones over the head and
punched his cousin in the thigh.
A local Magistrates sentenced the
wanna be dark lord to two months in
jail, suspended for a year, after
hearing that the crutch wielding
lunatic, was drunk during the attack
and did not know anything of it until
the dark forces of the authorities
called on him.
His solicitor told the court he was
doing his best to win his battle with
the bottle.
"He knows his behaviour was wrong and
didn't want it to happen but he has no
recollection of it."
He was ordered to pay £100 to each
of his Jedi victims."
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after
hearing that the crutch wielding
lunatic, was drunk during the attack
and did not know anything of it until
the dark forces of the authorities
called on him.
Unless it was the first time he was ever drunk AND violent this should not be an acceptable "excuse".
If it has happened before it should escalate his sentence as he would purposefully be doing something he KNOWS makes him dangerous to others.
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The power of the dark side grows.
http://www.joplinglobe.com/carthage_jasper_county/local_story_095193950.html
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/10/29/BAGJT2QQB.DTL&tsp=1
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0425061red1.html
Also, I looked up your incident, and found the video. Its kind of lame. I was expecting something a bit more violent.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LHjL5EvfKs
Also, do not call the jedi church founder by his earth name. He has taken a jedi name. Let it be known on this forum that his name is Jomba Hehol.
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Oh no! Chewie has turned to the dark side!
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local&id=4997426
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Yet another sith lord.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2007/05/25/star_wars_anniversary/