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Title: QOTD
Post by: toasty0 on July 31, 2008, 02:18:19 pm

“I want you to imagine I have a blaster in my hand" - Zaphod Beeblebrox.
"You DO have a blaster in your hand" - Freighter Pilot
"Yeah, so you don't have to tax your imagination too hard" - Zaphod Beeblebrox

Title: Re: QOTD
Post by: Lieutenant_Q on July 31, 2008, 02:22:32 pm

"Out of my way little robot." - tank
"I'm afraid, that I've been left here to stop you." - Marvin
"You?  Stop Me? Go on!" - tank
"No, really I have." - Marvin
"What are you armed with?" - tank
"Guess." - Marvin

Favorite part of the book. :)

Title: Re: QOTD
Post by: Centurus on July 31, 2008, 05:32:05 pm

The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

I do not disbelieve in anything. I start from the premise that everything is true until proved false. Everything is possible.

----Marty Feldman, 7-8-1933 to 12-2-1982