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Off Topic => Engineering => Topic started by: toasty0 on August 10, 2009, 06:27:33 pm

Title: TiSP Google Beta
Post by: toasty0 on August 10, 2009, 06:27:33 pm

 :D

http://www.google.com/tisp/index.html

Title: Re: TiSP Google Beta
Post by: Bonk on August 10, 2009, 06:38:01 pm

WTF?  :huh:

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Why is TiSP in beta?
When things go wrong with TiSP, they go very, very wrong. Let's leave it at that.

 :laugh:

Title: Re: TiSP Google Beta
Post by: knightstorm on August 10, 2009, 08:47:02 pm

Can someone tell me how to sign up for this?

Title: Re: TiSP Google Beta
Post by: Dash Jones on August 10, 2009, 11:18:19 pm

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How can Google offer this service for free?
We believe that all users deserve free, fast and sanitary online access. To offset the cost of providing the TiSP service, we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward. Google also offers premium levels of service for a monthly fee (see below).
Note: We take your privacy very seriously. So we treat all TiSP users' waste-related personal information with tremendous discretion, in accordance with our Privacy Policy.

April fools is a little past...

Title: Re: TiSP Google Beta
Post by: toasty0 on August 11, 2009, 10:13:27 pm

 :smackhead:

Someone ran away with my calendar...