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Dynaverse.net => Hawkeye's Roost => Topic started by: stoneyface on November 16, 2010, 06:43:10 pm

Title: =/\= new dark matter map and leonids 2010 also usb is satan's tool!
Post by: stoneyface on November 16, 2010, 06:43:10 pm
first up for today is a great new story from the hubble files! a new map of the dark matter in the universe done with the hubble telescope and the team at JPL provides the most detailed look yet at dark matter! there is even a cool video!

article here: http://news.discovery.com/space/mapping-dark-matter-with-a-cosmic-lens.html (http://news.discovery.com/space/mapping-dark-matter-with-a-cosmic-lens.html)

second up is a story at national geographic talking about the leonid meteor shower that will peak wednesday and thursday. the best viewing for north america will be very late tonight. set those alarm clocks!!!

article here: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/11/101116-science-space-2010-leonids-meteor-shower-peak-best-sky-show/ (http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2010/11/101116-science-space-2010-leonids-meteor-shower-peak-best-sky-show/)

finally, from the wacko files a group of conservative christians in brazil have banned usb devices in their homes. they claim that since the symbol of usb is the trident, that satan is being worshiped every time you use a usb device or even if you just have it in your homes! this is a prime example of why people need to think for themselves and not be controlled by dogma. remember, my karma ran over your dogma!

wacky article here: http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2010/nov/15/3 (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/the-lay-scientist/2010/nov/15/3)
Title: Re: =/\= new dark matter map and leonids 2010 also usb is satan's tool!
Post by: knightstorm on November 16, 2010, 10:11:02 pm
Don't know about the USB thing, but we all know from their logo that Citgo is in league with the King of Evil.  That's right They're servants of Ganon.
Title: Re: =/\= new dark matter map and leonids 2010 also usb is satan's tool!
Post by: Bonk on November 17, 2010, 04:22:46 am
But... what about poor 'ol Poseidon? What's a god of the sea got to do to get a little repsect?

I also have this theory on dark matter. There is none. It is energy under the utilisation of intelligences. Interestingly, these people distinguish the two. I do not.
Title: Re: =/\= new dark matter map and leonids 2010 also usb is satan's tool!
Post by: Nemesis on November 17, 2010, 08:28:59 am
finally, from the wacko files a group of conservative christians in brazil have banned usb devices in their homes. they claim that since the symbol of usb is the trident, that satan is being worshiped every time you use a usb device or even if you just have it in your homes! this is a prime example of why people need to think for themselves and not be controlled by dogma. remember, my karma ran over your dogma!

According to some sources I've seen the original source for this is a humour site.