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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: Dizzy on January 07, 2013, 05:34:22 am
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SG7 for those that remember... Nutter butter with 587 missions... WOW. Edit: Found all my old files. I've got stuff from Maxtorps and Rooks Tavern stuff to Slave Girls1 all the way to SG9. RDSL, 4powers, and the gas free zone... I even have some SnB stuff. Special warp scripts and DH's shiplist project and PF models... ED's special cleaners and editors... wow. I'd be rich if I got paid for all the time I spent working on that sh*t.
Race Name Prestige Missions
(Fed) StargazerFED 135887, 381
(Fed) F9th-Wraith413 96177, 259
(Fed) FelicityShagwell 102640, 242
(Fed) F9thCenturus 64891, 189
(Fed) FPF-DieHard 74687, 181
(Fed) f9th0mega 58920, 177
(Fed) General-Kruk 62239, 148
(Fed) F9thSkyFlyer 49032, 132
(Fed) Ternado 46828, 124
(Fed) DirtyDawg 45307, 114
(Fed) CaptBearslayerXC 47833, 110
(Fed) Nomad 40883, 102
(Fed) Archer 31923, 99
(Fed) FPF-DieHard2 37310, 92
(Fed) SSCF Patterson 35828, 88
(Fed) Walleye 31672, 83
(Fed) Knightstorm 25326, 81
(Fed) 9th-Wraith413 28611, 74
(Fed) James Atkinson 24359, 67
(Fed) IndyShark 25592, 62
(Fed) Lepton 21299, 61
(Fed) SSCFRonkaron 14929, 55
(Fed) FPF-DrAzteca 18931, 49
(Fed) FPF-Paladin 14423, 47
(Fed) Slider 12046, 44
(Fed) TheJudge 14101, 40
(Fed) Soreyes The Fed 12745, 35
(Fed) F1AF-CaptJeff 15317, 34
(Fed) FPF-Jem 10566, 31
(Fed) F1AF-deadman 11395, 28
(Fed) FA_Frey_XC 7922, 28
(Fed) F9thBraxtonXC 6934, 23
(Fed) FPF-Paladin2 8854, 23
(Fed) VeronicaFemBot 5867, 12
(Fed) KNF Raptorzs 5046, 12
(Fed) Dizzy_XTF_Admin 14118, 10
(Fed) Hooch 2618, 10
Race Name Prestige Missions
(Gor) Agave 73188, 180
(Gor) FoxxyCleopatra 28231, 68
(Gor) BruceWillis 15387, 40
(Gor) Kroma BaSyl 15064, 34
(Gor) G9thSideSwipe 6576, 18
(Gor) Toe 7102, 17
(Gor) SirMolle 8289, 15
(Gor) GDA-SCipio 4545, 11
(Gor) G9thCenturus 3976, 10
Race Name Prestige Missions
(Hyd) C4ptBearslayerXC 58571, 146
(Hyd) H1AF-DM6 38239, 105
(Hyd) CaptBearslayerH 38212, 98
(Hyd) Lord Ragnarok 32381, 90
(Hyd) Mej 12748, 33
(Hyd) StargazerHYD 10152, 27
(Hyd) FVA_762_XC 6433, 17
(Hyd) f9th0megaH 6192, 15
(Hyd) I9thBraxton-XC 5486, 15
(Hyd) TheJudgeH 5649, 14
(Hyd) CaptBearslayerXC=H 4125, 11
(Hyd) AlattaFagina 2770, 10
Race Name Prestige Missions
(ISC) Soreyes 220096, 579
(ISC) I9thBraxtonXC 147997, 363
(ISC) I9th-Wraith413 110537, 247
(ISC) WG-MalaK 71390, 194
(ISC) Tadpole 67541, 152
(ISC) HardFrog 57551, 141
(ISC) I1AF-DMan6 57325, 128
(ISC) IvanaHumpalot 40358, 88
(ISC) hjets 26145, 60
(ISC) I9thSkyFlyer 21740, 58
(ISC) f9th0mega1 24717, 58
(ISC) Walleye3 21955, 51
(ISC) I1AF-CaptJeff 15223, 38
(ISC) ISC_Lepton 10098, 24
(ISC) TheJudge1SC 7935, 19
(ISC) FCM_stoneyface XC 6216, 18
(ISC) FrogHard 4882, 11
(ISC) I9thCenturus 4240, 10
(ISC) WG Soreyes 3034, 10
(ISC) FPF-CheZePuF 2695, 10
Race Name Prestige Missions
(Kli) KBFKaz 301251, 730
(Kli) KBFSoth1 251719, 597
(Kli) KBF-Crim 179494, 439
(Kli) KBFLordKrueg_SCC 114614, 277
(Kli) KHH_ShadowLordK 120218, 276
(Kli) Aviator 106947, 269
(Kli) dreadpirategeek 87310, 242
(Kli) KBF-Kurok 78852, 198
(Kli) RawArses 82165, 193
(Kli) KHH-Dax-K 76792, 177
(Kli) KHH_Mrogue_RM 52123, 128
(Kli) KBFLordKruegSCC 50071, 126
(Kli) KBF-LordKruegSCC 46959, 111
(Kli) riskyllama 42981, 104
(Kli) KBF-Dib 39553, 99
(Kli) KBF-Standarte 42212, 94
(Kli) KBFben 35241, 88
(Kli) Flywh33l 26817, 68
(Kli) KBF-Farfarer 17758, 46
(Kli) KBFTrajan 20273, 43
(Kli) WarSears 4680, 11
(Kli) LyrKiller2 3210, 11
(Kli) Joker 4318, 11
(Kli) LyrKiller 3403, 10
Race Name Prestige Missions
(Lyr) Futar 194484, 482
(Lyr) FSD Warp10 166904, 405
(Lyr) Dfly L-RM 164623, 387
(Lyr) KBFSoth2 102725, 236
(Lyr) OedipusHexx 45889, 119
(Lyr) Blademaster 40619, 112
(Lyr) Mutilator 42803, 106
(Lyr) ICE-ChAotiC 23524, 65
(Lyr) HoHhoch 24169, 64
(Lyr) TerminHexx 23499, 58
(Lyr) FSD-Butcher 10166, 29
(Lyr) llama 11426, 28
(Lyr) Unclear 10451, 23
(Lyr) Lyrcatus 2756, 12
Race Name Prestige Missions
(Mir) KATCR 220626, 587
(Mir) Naughty Neko 206837, 533
(Mir) VelvetAcidChrist 204807, 491
(Mir) Reejr 126843, 329
(Mir) KBFSoth 58476, 146
(Mir) Lyrkiller-ARM 50301, 144
(Mir) KHH-Dax-M 54386, 125
(Mir) KHH_Mrogue-RM 35517, 93
(Mir) MBF-Kurok 26401, 74
(Mir) MM 21390, 55
(Mir) ICE-Morktic 15584, 42
(Mir) Illuminara 12548, 35
(Mir) KBFKaz2 10613, 29
(Mir) KHH_ShadowLord 6664, 17
(Mir) Aviator-M 3907, 10
Race Name Prestige Missions
(Rom) Chi 234050, 537
(Rom) Lear 207427, 511
(Rom) ConsulLlama_RM 146617, 362
(Rom) Talon 140235, 347
(Rom) ReejrTheFubarRom 112152, 255
(Rom) KHH-Mrogue_RM 95784, 231
(Rom) ICE-Rhatotic 83182, 198
(Rom) KBFKaz4 72474, 196
(Rom) Wraith 74544, 177
(Rom) KHH_ShadowLordR 67359, 169
(Rom) Feyd 62694, 168
(Rom) Lyrus Maximus 45963, 132
(Rom) KBF-LordKrueg_SCC 51158, 125
(Rom) KBFSoth3 45505, 119
(Rom) DU-Malakus 40123, 112
(Rom) DeNyle 42069, 99
(Rom) Raus 41247, 97
(Rom) Aviator-R 32447, 80
(Rom) KBFR- Farius 24005, 73
(Rom) SLeth 29850, 71
(Rom) MiriyaSterling 18753, 44
(Rom) Survey Crew 17512, 39
(Rom) MaxSterling 15321, 39
(Rom) Pardek 12938, 30
(Rom) UncleRa 10255, 26
(Rom) Mastayn 8398, 24
(Rom) KHH-Dax-R 7140, 21
(Rom) Maverick 7228, 19
(Rom) RBF-Kurok 3927, 11
(Rom) Derfel 4149, 10
(Rom) MoK-Elite 3468, 10
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::sniff::
I cant find my story I wrote on the first time I engaged DH123 and his good buddies CaptJeff and Wanderer... Anyone seen that one?
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Thats ok, found this one:
You don't need to be able to outrun your enemy...
...you just need to be faster than your ally.
Stardate 2272.251 Klingon/Mirak Border.
Decrypted communication log, USS Molly Hatchet F-DVL Dreadnought, Captain Dizzy commanding.
USS Molly Hatchet, F-DVL Battle log partial entry 117135; Time Stamp 0420:45 Hrs.
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"Damage report!" Dizzy yelled. Smoke filled the air and choked the lungs of the bridge crew. The ship shuddered from another phaser impact.
"Warp engines offline! We have impulse power only. APR and Batteries are at 50%. Superstructure is intact, but we're not gonna hold together much longer if we keep getting hit like this," replied the science officer.
"Have you discovered why we are taking double damage from every hit?" Dizzy steadied himself... the gavitational generators struggled to keep pace with the ship's erratic manuevers.
"Negative captain, only a theory. I believe we are in an unstable warp pocket that is amplifying all the weapons fire. But there's nothing anyone can do about it. It's all over this sector."
"Navigator, tactical. I want to see the position of those Klingon cruisers."
"Aye, captain, on screen."
The screen changed to show 2 enemy klingon cruisers bearing down of the GCS Firestorm G-BF commanded by Captain Karnak. Another G-BF under the command of Captain DieHard was some 20k away with the Molly Hatchet between it and the cruisers. All three Alliance ships were heavily damaged.
"Sensors detecting antimatter containment discharge in the GCS Firestorm, sir... She's going critical..."
"Target the lead cruiser and drop scatter pack!"
Karnak's G-BF blew to pieces as the two attacking klingon cruisers passed through the brilliant white light and debris of the G-BF. Turning through it toward the Molly Hatchet, their disruptor glowed red and fired again.
"Damage to the aft hull... shuttle bay has been destroyed! But we got the scatterpack off..." The science officer couldn't keep up with the damage reports to the ship. It was looking bad, very bad.
Captain Dizzy whirled to the comms officer. "Open a channel to Die Hard", he ordered.
"Channel open sir."
"DH, What have you got? Fire something at the lead cruiser! Anything! Hurry! They are both bearing down on me!!!"
"Plasma away! I've got nothing else! I'm a burning wreck! We need to get out of here! NOW!"
"What about that Mauler you captured... where the hell is it?"
"Uhhh... damnit it's heading off. I'll switch bridge controls to remotely command it from this bridge..."
The 1st Klingon cruiser already damaged by combat was able to only knock down several of the scatterpack drones. The remaining and the plasma torpedo from the surviving BF gutted the cruiser and she came to a dead stop.
"YES!" Dizzy lept forward and grabbed the bridge rails. "Burn in hell you Klingon Bastards!"
"Captain, the other Klingon cruiser is coming around and firing..."
Phaser fire and disruptors tore through the already weakened shields. The Molly Hatchet shuddered and lurched her hull aglow in fire and twisted metal.
"What's left?" Dizzy asked.
"We still have manuevering impulse and some transporters..."
"What is the marine count on that Klingon Cruiser..." Dizzy knew there were still options...
"12. Not few enough to capture her in time."
Meanwhile the captured Klingon Mauler was turning back into the fray to assist the damaged Alliance vessels.
"Captain Dizzy, there's something you should know... DH's G-BF is on computer control as his bridge is controlling the Mauler. The computer has turned the BF toward the Klingon ship and it has stopped firing at us and is firing at the BF."
"Assessment", Dizzy ordered.
"Apparently the Klingon is targeting the nearest enemy ship."
Dizzy thought for a moment then suddenly stood up in excitement. "Helmsman... FULL SPEED AHEAD! Get us out of here!"
"Aye sir... pulling ahead of the BF..."
"Captain Dizzy, the Mauler is resuming it's previous course away from the battle and the BF is attempting to out run us, sir..."
Dizzy turned toward the comms officer. "What? Open channel to the BF. Die Hard, what the hell are you doing?"
A Tbomb materialized behind the Molly Hatchet.
kaBOOM! "Anti-matter detonation off the aft hull! Severe damage to aft hull! Point Defense phasers offline..."
Dizzy whirled back to the nav station. "How is that possible? the Klingon cruiser is too far away to drop a..."
"DieHard, you Bastard!" Dizzy jumped over to the transporter panel and frantically worked the controls.
A Tbomb materialized behind the G-BF. Another appeared behind the Molly Hatchet. Back and forth until 6 Tbombs had been deployed and both ships were utterly crippled side by side helpless as the Klingon cruiser closed in for the kill.
"You traitorious bastard, DH!"
A salvo of Klingon drones impacted the G-BF and turned it into a supernova that engulfed the Molly Hatchet ripping her apart as well all in one big explosion...
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587 and Soth has me beat ......but....not really
Naughty Neko was also me because I had one account for a smaller ship and one for a larger one.
(Mir) KATCR 220626, 587
(Mir) Naughty Neko 206837, 533
And then there was my Klingon account Raw Arses just to make fun of War Sears by making a name out of the same letters
(Kli) RawArses 82165, 193
1313 missions....
Jesus, I was crazy back in those days, and slept very little.
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Lol. the game was good. we were all crazy... u more than most!
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Holy f*ck, a dizzy and a Chuut signing. Sign on to DDO and let's bullsh*t.
In a few hours, still at work.
SFC was the best game ever, such a shame some people with some money never realized it and expended upon it instead of releasing sh*t like SFC:3, STO, and Legacy.
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Be on Saturday, maybe friday night been a busy week.
Edit:
@)(&($#*_@**$*)*$) real life!
Maybe later this week.
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An old roleplay story I came across excuse the bad tansfers on some characters but I'm not wasting time cleaing that up:
From pre Klingon Civil War....
Cute Secretary: The minister is quite busy now, would you care to make an appointment.
Chuut-Ritt: Sure, I got a few hours to kill after I see Minister J?inn, I?ll order lunch from room service in my hotel and we can amuse ourselves.
Cute Secretary: That isn?t the kind of appointment I was referring to.
Chuut-Ritt: I know that, but it would be more fun than sitting here trying to do the Minister?s job for him, worrying about him screwing thing up by actually doing some real work.
Cute Secretary: That would indeed be very unfortunate. We are concerned enough as it is.
Chuut-Ritt: Concerned?
Cute Secretary: It?s the minister, he?s been a bit out of sorts lately, it?s the economy?..
Chuut-Ritt: The Hegemony?s economy is doing fine
Cute Secretary: No, I mean his personal investments??the market??seems some of his investments are bordering on financial loss.
Chuut-Ritt: Oh that?s more serious, have you taken measures
Cute Secretary: Yes we have removed all sharp objects from his office, and furnished shop Rex with a new batch of coupons to keep him busy so he wont start interfering with state affairs, he is hiding in his office now after a busy week at M?raa?s largest mall. There is a ?Midnight Madness? sale tonight at KAT-Mart so he plan?s on ?working late? tonight in conference with S?Cipio, Hondo, and Sockfoot.
Chuut-Ritt: Ahhh a poker game!
Cute Secretary: <nods>
Chuut-Ritt: Well I need to see him now, trust me??
Cute Secretary: You and J?inn together?..I?d sooner trust my virginity to a drunk sailor
Chuut-Ritt: <winks at secretary> Remind this old sailor me to order champagne with our lunch.
Cute Secretary: <sighs once then giggles and begins to brush her hair>
<Chuut walks into J?inn?s office to see J?inn sleeping at his desk>
Chuut-Ritt: <in mock announcement voice> Attention KAT-Mart shoppers
<J?inn awakens violently spins around in chair and hit the wall as he tries to get out of chair and run at same moment, once again slumping into his chair>
Chuut-Ritt: <snickering> Don?t worry J?inn old pal it isn?t the Shop Rex, its just good old Chuut.
J?inn: <refocusing eyes> Bastard!
Chuut-Ritt: pot calling the kettle black eh? I remember last month dealing with those civil servants from the accounting office whom someone referred to the Star?s End in search for missing military hardware. Took me 4 days to throw those little over achievers off the scent.
J?inn: Hey, wasn?t me!
Chuut-Ritt: Funny it coincided with a redirection of Intelligence funding to certain new ?top secret? projects which even my agents haven?t been able to track. And a certain Minister driving around in a new sporty and expensive personal transport.
J?inn: <shrugs shoulders> Coincidences are funny. Ain?t they??.<Snicker>
Chuut-Ritt: Well I need you to help me achieve another coincidence. We need a war and soon or business will go down the drain.
J?inn: Tell me about it! I put all my reserves into some Klingon contracts on good intel that they were getting antsy. And now the bastich ridgeheads have gone and started making more peaceful overtures to all their neighbors. I tell you they are doing it just to spite me.
Chuut-Ritt: What kinda intell are you talking about.
J?inn: Well several of my sources pointed at Klingon mobilization for an attack on the Feds, with Romulan support. You know the big kind involving fleets and millions of credits worth of supply contracts and bribes for intelligence. This time we will be able to keep the Hegemony out of it thus securing full production and supplying all sides both during the war and in the ensuing period when their industries are depleted. You know the kind of deals we get from the losing side as they have to pay through the teeth or face being truly overrun. Well it seems that the Feds have decided to call in Section 31 first and try to get the Klingons to waste their forces on each other in a Civil War before they turn on the Feds.
Chuut-Ritt: Interesting plan, you sure section 31 came up with this? Sounds too clever for them?
J?inn: Actually, I?m positive they didn?t ?..<Snicker>
Chuut-Ritt: Hmmm I see??.
J?inn: Well before the big one we really do need to get the Klingons off the colony we lost from the last skirmish, that is the center of the pirate carte??.errr??.the shipping company that I usually use for such purposes, a civil war would allow it to be recovered.
Chuut-Ritt: Sounds like a good plan, what?s holding it up?
J?inn: Did I mention Section 31 was in charge?
Chuut-Ritt: Oh.
J?inn: Its worse you know?..
Chuut-Ritt: ?
J?inn: Hooch has taken person responsibility for this project.
Chuut-Ritt: We are soooooo screwed.
J?inn: Yup.
Chuut-Ritt: Too bad Hondo ain't with them anymore, we could always depend on him to start an incident, not necessarily the one we planned, but he?d start something for sure??..wait, you got a poker game tonight don?t you? S?Cippy Socky and Hondo.
J?inn: It?s a political conference, an official state affair?.
Chuut-Ritt: Yeah right!
J?inn: I?ll see what I can do.
Chuut-Ritt: Think I?ll pay Section 31 a visit, might be someone there I should see?..
J?inn: Good idea, lets coordinate on this one, with Section 31 helping us, we might need to put in a lot more work than usual.
Chuut-Ritt: Grrrrrr?..can we just let the Klingons know where Section 31 is, have them blow it up and then run the show alone?
J?inn: The Klingons have known where Section 31 is for years, they have strict orders from their Intelligence service never to interfere with it, that?s how their intell guys make even more personal wealth from graft than we could ever dream of, and they don?t even have to lift a finger, the Bastard Klinks!
Chuut-Ritt: Bastards!
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And this:
They're K'Pinky and the Brain,
yes, K'Pinky and the Brain.
One is a Warrior, the other's insane
They've been caged up like mice,
amid Rura Penthe's ice,
They're K'Pinky,
They're K'Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
They plot and they conspire,
deeds so evil and so dire,
that by the dawning of the sun,
they'll take over the Empire.
They're K'Pinky and the Brain, yes, K'Pinky and the Brain,
their twilight campaign, is easy to explain.
To prove their Klingon worth, they'll crush the Universe,
They're K'Pinky,
They're K'Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
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From when we had a server and I flew Gorn as S'Trupaul Kroma's hairdresser.
S'Trupaul's list of who is hot and who is not:
The Hot
Kroma
The Queen, no one even come close to her
Dizzy
This guy likes green chicks so hes definately top of the list after the Queen herself
762
Anyone known as t00l must have certain assets and with a third leg and a measurement of 762, he is definately on the HOT list
Green
Its the jawline baby, you are HOT and you know it. I'll be the page 3 girl for your paper anyday, just let me know when you want me to do a full page spread, and I'm yours.
Bearslayer
He wears a kilt so he's got a bit of a queen in him, he just needs better color arrangement, pink baby! think pink, still I wouldn't mind spending a night in Bare's Lair.
Chuut-Ritt
He is a hottie, and he is being a dear and hosting my stuff. Besides I'm just crazy about fur, so come to momma Chuut and I'll make you purr.
War Sears
Just rearrange the letters in his name and you get Raw Arses, come out of the closet sexy, you know you want to!
Father Ted
Something about a preist that makes a Gorn Queen want to confess
Firesoul
He likes to make gifts of Golden rings, and its a material world honey! Make me hot, baby, make me burn!
Bonk
The name sez it all, come on and "Bonk" me
DieHard
Anything Hard is alright by me, I bet I could cure his "blue balls"
Julin
Something about a PPD that really does it for me
Fluf
the name has queen written all over it, and I understand pink is his color
Agave
Nothing like having a studly drunk Gorn to take advantage of. I got a bodyshot for you honey!
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Now for the Not so Hot
S'Cipio
No sense of color nor of fashion, besides he has skinny legs
Deadmansix
If its dead I wont touch it
Hexx
Don't want no short short man
J'inn
Another lizard the Shoppasaurus has already marked her territory, I ain't tangling with her
Pestalence
No social diseases please
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Might be more later but thats it for now......
XOXOXO S'Trupaul
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Die Hard and S'Trupaul exchange:
Starts with a Die Hard remark about something else:
Die Hard post : ....Come on for Christ's sake, the Lyran's are named "Hexx, the other white meat" and the Gorn are "Luggage in Waiting." Who in their right mind would take this seriously?
S'Trupaul post: How dare you!, you oversssized sssmurf, oversssized that is except where it countsss to a Diva! "Luggage-in-Waiting" indeed! Do you sssee any bags under these lovely eyesss? Do you sssee any "Love Handlesss"?, Do you think I'm good for nothing but to transssport your clothesss like sssome immgrant working illegally for your employ? I think not!
"Mr. Turn Your Head for Better Reception"! I think you better turn that empty container back around and catch my broadcassssst. THISSS ISS A PRIVATE SSSERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT!. That meansss you better do what I sssay or I will ssservice your little blue privatesss with a ssswift and oh ssso very painful kick! You thought you had blue ballsss before, wait till I'm done! Ssso you better ssshape up sssmartass, or your going to need that Labrador to retrive your family jewelsss! Ssso, unlessss I read "Divasss" instead of "Luggage-in-Waiting", you better ssstart packing your own bagsss or you wont have a sssack to pack! Do I make myssself clear?
S'Trupaul out
Kroma post: Go on Girl!!!!!!!
XOXOXO
Kroma
PS, You do carry my cloths though honey.
PSS, I hope he doesn't find the KBG (Klingon Bad Guys) site. <snicker>
Die Hard post: Maam,
I am so sorry if I offended you. I appologize to you with all my sincerity. It will never happen again, please forgive me.
DH . . .
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The only time anyone has ever seen Die Hard apologize for anything.
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And then there is this:
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<snicker>
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Kroma-Cleo exchange:
Kroma: If that tramp so much as shows her face in Gorn space I'll claw her eyes out. Then get in a bikini and mud wrestle her.
S.O.S. Cleopatra: I guess someone is a bit jealous, then again having to buy your dresses from the LL Bean catalogues selection of tents would put one in a bad mood I suppose. But look on the bright side, all your clothes are rain resistant.
Oh and as for Gorn space, I think the SOS will rename it, "The Servant's Quarters" has a nice ring to it I think. Then again, the charred remains of the Gorn border worlds that were left from our last picnic in that sector would hardly be fit for even the servants. Still it would be an improvement for the Gorn.
Tudaleau,
Cleo
Kroma: Well.well.well.....Wondered how long it would be until the head slut of Scanky O'l Sluts (SOS) would show her ugly mug. I am sooooo going to spank you, and not in a good way. It is unfortunate that the Romulan Empire has to send little girls to do their fighting for them, not that I am surprised since their mens blood runs yellow, but it is a shame there will be a shortage of viable Cabin Boys to harvest from your ravaged hulls. I guess I could alway have you fetch me coffee or something, that really is to demeaning of work for valuable Cabin Boys.
S.O.S. Cleopatra: Scanky Old Sluts eh?
It seems to me we are far above comparison to the Grannies Drag Association. Again jealousy raising its ugly tutu. What you need is someone who could look beyond your physical repulsiveness, I'd suggest a warehouse worker, who could sweep you off your feet by using his forklift on your love handles.
As for Romulan men, it seems that their R Torps have a little distance on your shriveled little G Torps, leaving a girl much more satisfied when they are launched. Of course they require a bit more power to charge, so not sure if you Gorn would have the energy for it. It seems your hardpoint mounts tend to swivel limply, and can't remain in a fixed arc, the R Torps on the other hand remain firm and pointed straight ahead, just where a girl likes em.
Kroma: "Wouldn't you like to ride my Magic carpet?"
For all you not as attuned to Romulan double speak as I have become, this sig line of Cleo's is really lesbo speak. She's a tease, come back to the Queendom of Kromydia, I am guarantied to put out.
S.O.S. Cleopatra: No, actually you are guarantied to put in, Queen Kroma in typical Gorn fashion prefers to lead from the rear.
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AOTK Roleplaying - Sabre-rattling thread:
http://web.archive.org/web/20020602140143/http://216.203.248.212/ubb/Forum2/HTML/008474.html (http://web.archive.org/web/20020602140143/http://216.203.248.212/ubb/Forum2/HTML/008474.html)
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Wow. I OBVIOUSLY missed the 'in' crowd. Damn... all you guys contributing to R/P stuff and doing so well too... How fun... I was probably off messing with Maxtorps on the slavegirls servers in OP when you all kept doing the canadawest servers on EAW. I shoulda spent more time on EAW. Looks like I missed out.