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Off Topic => Ten Forward => Topic started by: Sirgod on November 15, 2013, 08:02:11 am
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So my wife comes rushing in this morning to wake me up, telling me on the local news. LOL.
Last night, I had liked Freedom 43's page here on face book, and somehow, I managed to become their facebook fan of the day. So now, all of Central Oklahoma has seen my pic , wearing a grass skirt on a tractor, and apparently, my likes are King Kong, stargazing, and I'm a member of the Oklahoma Bigfooters club.
Stephen
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You know what is going to happen now?
You are going to researched online and someone will find and report to the police the threads about your "Going to the City" and the comments about what the death toll will be. The police will then try to correlate any unsolved murders/assaults of a&^%$#s to your "City visits".
So if we don't hear from you again we know what happened.
You will also be put on every kinky mailing list under the sun. (And some that hide from the sun). Remember how much mail the outed spammer got? That will be you.
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ROFL, that just might happen. Esp. if some random stranger, who doesn't know my Gallows humor like you all do, get a hold of it.
Stephen
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The NSA sees all. How much do they report?
On the mailing lists who have you pissed off lately? How you been wishing Khallee Merry Christmas again? Who might make it come true to prove themselves right? :angel: Submit address as that of a known spammer onto Slashdot. :D :laugh: Prophecy fulfilled.
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ROFL, and to think, you guys are amongst my best friends LOL
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you know what they say about "with friends like us" :laugh: :laugh:
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Just friendly words of warning from your local privacy nut.
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Credit to Vipre and inspiration from "The Beagle" at "The Other Place".
Oklahoma Rodeo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIRkIoFBwDg#)
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
If it should "vanish" and anyone wants a copy I downloaded it. 8.74 MBs. :)
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fat man in grass skirt dancing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxjhoZxs3u8#)
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I don't believe it...Im speechless!!! Call Guinness Book!
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I don't believe it...Im speechless!!! Call Guinness Book!
I did but they put me on hold. The on hold message said they already had a record number of calls on this and it crashed their voice mail. Strangely though they all sounded like a guy from Oklahoma walking in grass and humming Sweet Transvestite... Oddly haven't heard from Stephen since those calls started.
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Hey guys, sorry I've been away, my Grandmother went into the hospital a few weeks ago, and now that she is out, I'm in the city with her, trying to take care of her, while not killing the entire population of OKC.
I did go ahead and order sat. Internet for her home also, so It looks like I'll be spending time between here and home.
But yeah LOL, those videos are hilarious.
Stephen
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Your self restraint in not killing people has now resulted in an Earthquake in the state. Perhaps a few killings are needed. ;)
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It may be just that. I had to go in Thursday, to take Gmaw to the doctors , and damn, I wanted to kill so many drivers alone.
On the other hand, I ordered one of those little 10 dollar card readers, for the pc, that should be able then to read the card off the wifes camera. If so, I'll upload that video as soon as I can.
stephen
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Never make videos of the killings.
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My friend, I believe that is the best advice I have ever received in 40+ years of life. Sadly, I must now kill you to hide any trace of such ever being said.
:D
Stephen
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Consider the following first:
1/ Copies of this are saved on multiple devices (not even considering the NSA monitoring).
2/ Crossing an international border puts you on the scene at the right time
3/ My friends have complimented me repeatedly over the years by telling me that they are glad that I'm the only person they ever met that could get away with murder.
4/ I'm a berserker.
5/ Just as you shouldn't video your crimes you shouldn't prepost them on the internet.
6/ I know you are coming and what you look like. My likeness has never been posted online.
The odds are not in your favour my friend. Don't make us all sad by proving that my friends are right.
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Stephen on the other hand is a US Marine
nuff said ;D
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Doesn't help that much when he can't identify me and I can be standing beside him going "Yep that's Stephen alright."
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LOL, yeah, But see, I always have a plan to kill every one around me. :D
Stephen
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How many times has it worked? I think I'd notice the mass slaughter in the news well before you got to me. Besides you are too busy driving the evolution of better Oklahomans to come up here and try and find me.
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Besides you are too busy driving the evolution of better Oklahomans to come up here and try and find me.
You know this could be the true origin of Khans people. Not genetic engineering but "Stephen selection" (meaning they can survive Stephen).
Merry Christmas Stephen.
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Merry Christmas buddy. Hey, I managed to keep the death toll to zero yesterday, when we surprised Gmaw with a Christmas dinner in the city.
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Thus you slowed the evolution of Khans people.
Merry Christmas.