Post by: SghnDubh on March 16, 2003, 11:52:20 pm
Holy Crap, am I out of practice. If you watched play EAW the other night, you would have been able to compile...
The Top 10 Ways You Can Spot D3 Players On D2 Servers.
10. First chat question is, "Where can I get a Diamond Prime?"
9. Asks you to pause until he can find the power sliders
8. At spacedock, forgot the fighters but is chuckin' plenty of shuttles at you
7. Whoops! Why am I in a different ship?
6. Too busy counting shield facings to fight
5. Breaks the "A" key trying to reverse his ship
4. Wild ... what?!?
3. Points at a Gorn and says, "aren't those borg supposed to fly cubes?"
2. Asks for a cease-fire until he can figure out how to get 3 points of ECM & ECCM in simultaneously
1. As Plasma torps bear down, keeps screaming "Warp! Warp!" into GameCommander
Boy, it's been a while!
Post by: Bob Graham on March 17, 2003, 12:33:55 am
Post by: J'inn on March 17, 2003, 12:35:37 am
Post by: Daew Anahos on March 17, 2003, 01:33:07 am
I'm back with EAW after SFC3 won't even run and I'm too pissed at it to uninstall it and reinstall it yet again for the Nth time.
GREAT TOP TEN LIST!
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on March 17, 2003, 02:35:09 pm
1. Falls asleep during the approach due to lack of tactical warp
2. Rams large immobile objects due to falling asleep by above reason
3. Rams large immobile objects due to paying more attention to Roger Wilco (here-to-fore known as the "Tanty Maneuver")
4. Asks where the Phaser-1F is
5. Asks why the Phaser 3 is weaker than the Phaser-1
6. Laughs (groans) at the not-fully-invisible cloak
7. Asks where the "Refit" button is in spacedock
8. Goes broke actually having to buy "magic screws" / spare parts
9. Thinks he has a legendary weapon officer when 4xPhotons sail off into the distance @ range 50 from a F-CA (Multi-volley anyone?)
10. Tries to break the Speed 31 limit