Post by: KATChuutRitt on April 11, 2003, 12:26:36 am
Ok you feds Bake me a pie!!!!
Post by: TheMaverick on April 11, 2003, 12:30:04 am
I'll take one aswell.
Post by: gornrule on April 11, 2003, 12:39:19 am
DISCLAIMER: The above dig/flame/jab/poke/slur/insult/dis or slander was intended only for the Feds I know, who know me, and certain others. But mostly for Capt. Jeff, Tracey, Krolling, Bach, Wanderer, Father Ted, Wolf. Oh yeah, Chuut too. And J'inn, the biggest bastard I know NOT playin Fed.
Gwarlock the flameproof
Post by: KATChuutRitt on April 11, 2003, 12:41:16 am
Post by: Hondo_8 on April 11, 2003, 12:42:53 am
Quote:
Wow, you really do learn somethin' every day. I always thought the P stood for provolone or port, as in cheese or wine/whine. Either way, it works.
DISCLAIMER: The above dig/flame/jab/poke/slur/insult/dis or slander was intended only for the Feds I know, who know me, and certain others. But mostly for Capt. Jeff, Tracey, Krolling, Bach, Wanderer, Father Ted, Wolf. Oh yeah, Chuut too. And J'inn, the biggest bastard I know NOT playin Fed.
Gwarlock the flameproof
Thtppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp.
Post by: KATChuutRitt on April 11, 2003, 12:46:29 am
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And J'inn, the biggest bastard I know NOT playin Fed.
I think I have a case of Bastard envy
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on April 11, 2003, 12:47:06 am
Post by: Maxillius on April 11, 2003, 12:53:30 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
ohhh, the thousands of dirty things I could say.... (if 1 picture = 1000 words, that film reel would make a book!!!) you KNOW what Rolling Pin's gonna say...
Post by: Scipio_66 on April 11, 2003, 12:55:16 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
For once in my life, I'm going to keep my thoughts to myself.
-S'Cipio the silent
Post by: CubCarson on April 11, 2003, 12:56:19 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
Oh my!
Post by: KATChuutRitt on April 11, 2003, 01:09:06 am
Quote:
I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
Yes Tracey everyone loves you for your Pie ship...
Post by: Soreyes on April 11, 2003, 02:15:09 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
Um....Eur.....Ummm... Soreyes walks away singing to himself. "Pour some suger on meeeeeee". With thoughts of Warrent's Video "Sweet Cherry Pie " In his head
Post by: DarkElf on April 11, 2003, 02:25:18 am
Post by: TheMaverick on April 11, 2003, 03:20:14 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
Oh sweet mother... The first drunk bastard (Agave?) that stumbles along here is gonna have a field day.
Post by: gornrule on April 11, 2003, 04:15:57 am
<Grabs bib, cuts to front of impossibly long line>
Remember, most lizards breathe through their skin, so there would be none of that mammalian gasping for breath.
<remember, dangit. Think man! What was the name of that lil guy in the boat?>
Dr. G. Warlock M.D.
Freelance Gynecologist
<don's helmet expecting 'shock and awe' rolling pin attack>
Post by: CubCarson on April 11, 2003, 04:38:09 am
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Wow. OMG. She went THERE.
<Grabs bib, cuts to front of impossibly long line>
Remember, most lizards breathe through their skin, so there would be none of that mammalian gasping for breath.
<remember, dangit. Think man! What was the name of that lil guy in the boat?>
Dr. G. Warlock M.D.
Freelance Gynecologist
<don's helmet expecting 'shock and awe' rolling pin attack>
OMFG.... you went where I did not have the words....
Cudos!
You are my hero!
The man's name is C. Lee Torres. Not sure if he's Spanish or Chinese....
Post by: gornrule on April 11, 2003, 04:44:51 am
MULVA!
She may have lost her cherry, but she still has the box it came in!
Dr. G. Warlock
Mr. GW if yer nasty
Post by: CubCarson on April 11, 2003, 05:09:24 am
Quote:
Hooray! Tracey has a new nickname!
MULVA!
She may have lost her cherry, but she still has the box it came in!
Dr. G. Warlock
Mr. GW if yer nasty
"Sweet sweet cherry pie" .... (some '80's hair band.. poison?)
Love the box it comes in too....
"man, are we in so much sh*t!"
from some movie
"Tracey, we loves ya baybe!"
Mr GW and CubCarson
"I'll be back!"
some arnie movie
Post by: KRolling on April 11, 2003, 08:10:16 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
<laughs uncontrolably, gasping for air>
Showing off your sugar bowl there, eh, Tracey???
Jelly Roll Time!!!!!!
<pulls out Rolling Pin and starts hitting heads (whichever ones I can find)>
Post by: gornrule on April 11, 2003, 08:48:57 am
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on April 11, 2003, 09:10:26 am
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I can't believe the GDA is so quiet after such an obvious opening (no pun intended).
It's still early and we have hangovers. Besides, while I like eating pie, I hate picking the hair out of my teeth.
Post by: Karnak on April 11, 2003, 09:14:13 am
From: ISC High Command HQ
To: Mr. Karnak and Mr. Dizzy
Get that SG3 server out ASAP. The natives are losing it. REPEAT. The natives are suffering a psychological breakdown. Situation is deteriorating fast. We don't know how long the border fleets can hold the them off from the frontiers of insanity.
Urgent appeal for help sent to K'Rolling and Jinn but we don't know how long they can keep the situation under control.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*** END FLASH TRAFFIC ***
Post by: SSCF Hooch on April 11, 2003, 09:20:21 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
<wipes morning coffee off monitor>
<faints>
Post by: Bob Graham on April 11, 2003, 09:39:37 am
Post by: Ravenstar on April 11, 2003, 09:51:41 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
<wipes morning coffee off monitor>
<faints>
I am with you on this one Hooch
Ravenstar
aka Ch'nau
Mirakzinti Pilot
Post by: Agave on April 11, 2003, 11:01:35 am
Tracy - taunt, tease, or show us - we'll all be there like a pack of dogs!!!
KRolling - ya know, that whole thing with the rollling pin sounds like a bad case of penis envy, it must just be the way you are so quick to swing that thing around. (hehehe, there went my invitation to Christmas dinner)
Warlock - I had heard that we lizards become flameproof once you live long enough, but I never thought I would see the day that one of us lived that long. But then again, this post might just show how flameproof I am, or not. (a long-term effect of all the tequila I've drank)
Well, now that I've had my say, I guess I'll just go hide back under my rock.
Agave
the Tequila-brave lizard
Post by: Goose on April 11, 2003, 11:41:02 am
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Jelly Roll Time!!!!!!
<pulls out Rolling Pin and starts hitting heads (whichever ones I can find)>
OMG!
Mental picture of KRolling (looking like her Avatar) leaning over a board (watch those A-Racks!) that has a series of evenly spaced, neat holes in it.
Various Mirak, Gorn, ISC, Klingon and Romulan heads pop up as she tries to bash each one with a Pin.
Post by: Maxillius on April 11, 2003, 11:59:15 am
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Jelly Roll Time!!!!!!
<pulls out Rolling Pin and starts hitting heads (whichever ones I can find)>
OMG!
Mental picture of KRolling (looking like her Avatar) leaning over a board (watch those A-Racks!) that has a series of evenly spaced, neat holes in it.
Various Mirak, Gorn, ISC, Klingon and Romulan heads pop up as she tries to bash each one with a Pin.
<THWACK> Missed me!
<TWHACK!!!> Missed me again!!!
<THUD> unnnnnn.........
-2 minutes later-
ow.... <rubs head>
Post by: Scipio_66 on April 11, 2003, 12:01:23 pm
Quote:
I can't believe the GDA is so quiet after such an obvious opening (no pun intended).
<Homer Simpson Voice>
mmmf.... Can't talk now. Eating.
</Homer Simpson Voice>
<Eric Cartman Voice>
This is what you eat, before you eat. To make you more hungry
</Eric Cartman Voice>
-S'Cipio of the appetite
Post by: FatherTed on April 11, 2003, 12:06:58 pm
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I can't believe the GDA is so quiet after such an obvious opening (no pun intended).
<Homer Simpson Voice>
mmmf.... Can't talk now. Eating.
</Homer Simpson Voice>
<Eric Cartman Voice>
This is what you eat, before you eat. To make you more hungry
</Eric Cartman Voice>
-S'Cipio of the appetite
Starvin' Marvin!
Post by: Strafer on April 11, 2003, 12:48:57 pm
Quote:
Various Mirak, Gorn, ISC, Klingon and Romulan heads pop up as she tries to bash each one with a Pin.
Whack-a-Rat, one of the many fun things found in Sam & Max Hit the Road.
Post by: KRolling on April 11, 2003, 03:37:24 pm
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I can't believe the GDA is so quiet after such an obvious opening (no pun intended).
It's still early and we have hangovers. Besides, while I like eating pie, I hate picking the hair out of my teeth.
Tracey tells me that she waxes. Hehe!!
Post by: KRolling on April 11, 2003, 03:42:23 pm
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KRolling - ya know, that whole thing with the rollling pin sounds like a bad case of penis envy, it must just be the way you are so quick to swing that thing around. (hehehe, there went my invitation to Christmas dinner)
Agave
the Tequila-brave lizard
<pulls out nunchuck rolling pins and a not-so-large pair of shears>
Come here, Agave!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Maxillius on April 11, 2003, 03:46:23 pm
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I can't believe the GDA is so quiet after such an obvious opening (no pun intended).
It's still early and we have hangovers. Besides, while I like eating pie, I hate picking the hair out of my teeth.
Tracey tells me that she waxes. Hehe!!
must... hold back... the images...I swear, one more comment like that and I'm gonna lose my composure!!!
Post by: KRolling on April 11, 2003, 03:50:41 pm
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I can't believe the GDA is so quiet after such an obvious opening (no pun intended).
It's still early and we have hangovers. Besides, while I like eating pie, I hate picking the hair out of my teeth.
Tracey tells me that she waxes. Hehe!!
I swear, one more comment like that and I'm gonna lose my composure!!!
Are you sure that's the only thing you will lose???? <snicker>
Post by: TOCXOBearslayer on April 11, 2003, 05:01:44 pm
Quote:
I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
and KNEW I should stop.... but like a sick accident on the roadside ... I had to stop and look more.....
*sigh*
When is the next server going up?
*heads to take a cold shower*
At least it put me in a better mood then work left in.....
heh-heh... Pie.... *starts thinking of 'The Rock' and his Poontang Pie skits*
Post by: Mike H on April 11, 2003, 07:27:00 pm
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
Holy innuendo. Just about choked on the crackers I was eating.
I'm...okay now.
MH
Post by: Maxillius on April 11, 2003, 08:31:34 pm
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I can't believe the GDA is so quiet after such an obvious opening (no pun intended).
It's still early and we have hangovers. Besides, while I like eating pie, I hate picking the hair out of my teeth.
Tracey tells me that she waxes. Hehe!!
I swear, one more comment like that and I'm gonna lose my composure!!!
Are you sure that's the only thing you will lose???? <snicker>
THAT's long gone, if I had enough spare cash to get a round trip ticket to Australia I'd've PM'd Tracey already (so that's not it either), and IF you're talking about what ELSE it could be.... EEEEEEEWWWWWWW you need your filthy mind washed out with soap <takes rolling pin out of her hand and replaces it with a bar of LAVA (extra stregnth soap for an extra dirty mind)>
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on April 12, 2003, 08:34:52 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
Well, off to Best Buy. I just spewed my morning coffee all over the monitor and keyboard. Glad I wasn't at work or I might have been accused of reading porn forums.
Post by: Goose on April 12, 2003, 08:58:05 am
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heh-heh... Pie.... *starts thinking of 'The Rock' and his Poontang Pie skits*
And what do you think of his charecter now?
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Post by: TOCXOBearslayer on April 12, 2003, 09:22:16 am
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heh-heh... Pie.... *starts thinking of 'The Rock' and his Poontang Pie skits*
And what do you think of his charecter now?
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!
Heh-heh.... My interest in the WWE was piqued do to the husband of friend of my GF's. (I was trying to be nice and make friends with the hubby) and I sort of got real tired of him..... when some one tells you that the ONLY reason he votes democrat is b/c his father is a republican... well, sorry, you got issues in my book)
Anyways, I haven't been watching WWE of much in the last year or so.... but when 'The Rock' did the interview with that one female reporter after coming back from movie making and kept asking her if she wanted to try 'The Rock's struddle.... I about died laughing....
Once they stopped placing Triple H & The Rock as primary nemesis and Mick Foley dropped active participation, I sort of lost interest. For me, it was the height of the WWE since the formation of the company.
Post by: Goose on April 12, 2003, 11:55:45 am
Gathered assembly "Hi M'Ress"
"And I watch WWE"
A sigh of dissappointment from the crowd.
No I don't pay for it I just watch the free stuff. Made the mistake of paying for it once, will never do that again.
Mind you though if you haven't watched in the past year then you missed another classic Rock skit with the Hurricane.
"Whose better Superman or the Scorpion King?"
"Well the Scorpion King can't fly..." and so on.
Needless to say Hurricane got challenged to a match.
Post by: Gumby on April 14, 2003, 07:12:51 pm
Post by: TheMaverick on April 15, 2003, 03:38:39 am
Quote:
Somehow, i feel very thankful that i don't get involved in some of these threads...........
Tractors Gumby... I got him, let him have it Tracey (let him have what you ask... ha like I'm going there)
Post by: CW-Frankk on April 15, 2003, 02:29:14 pm
Quote:
I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
SIN COMENTARIOS, mi caballerosidad me lo impide (dirty mind)
running away of Rolling Pin
Post by: KRolling on April 15, 2003, 02:55:57 pm
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SIN COMENTARIOS, mi caballerosidad me lo impide (dirty mind)
running away of Rolling Pin
<runs to search engine>
<types in request for a tranlating site>
cannot be found....
<realizes I typed in "spinach translation" instead of "spanish translation">
<retypes>
<goes to first site listed and paste message>
TRANSLATION....
"WITHOUT COMMENTS, my chivalry impedes it me"
O.....K...... obviously something was lost.....
<sigh>
Post by: KRolling on April 15, 2003, 03:13:34 pm
Quote:Quote:
SIN COMENTARIOS, mi caballerosidad me lo impide (dirty mind)
running away of Rolling Pin
<runs to search engine>
<types in request for a tranlating site>
cannot be found....
<realizes I typed in "spinach translation" instead of "spanish translation">
<retypes>
<goes to first site listed and paste message>
TRANSLATION....
"WITHOUT COMMENTS, my chivalry impedes it me"
O.....K...... obviously something was lost.....
<sigh>
<snicker> I just quoted myself!!!
Ok!!! You have no comments due to the fact that you do not wish to dishonor yourself!! Or you were brought up better than the majority here!! OR... It was so bad you might get banned!!!!!
Post by: Gumby on April 15, 2003, 03:34:24 pm
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Somehow, i feel very thankful that i don't get involved in some of these threads...........
Tractors Gumby... I got him, let him have it Tracey (let him have what you ask... ha like I'm going there)
............... draining batteries, applies full tractor repel ........ breaks the tractor lock, launches wild weasel (waits for the jokes), shifts power to cloak and movement, rolls NSM out of shuttle bay door (using optional secret placement rule) and sneaks off the map (using optional hidden cloak rules). Moments later upon the destruction of the WW and the activation of the NSM, a broadcast is heard....... "About the only good to come of those bothersome Tholians, a quote, 'Let's you and Her fight.....' "
Post by: CW-Frankk on April 15, 2003, 05:44:39 pm
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Ok!!! You have no comments due to the fact that you do not wish to dishonor yourself!! Or you were brought up better than the majority here!! OR... It was so bad you might get banned!!!!!
Adivina, a hint
(OR... It was so bad you might get banned!!!!! )
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on April 15, 2003, 07:45:08 pm
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
SIN COMENTARIOS, mi caballerosidad me lo impide (dirty mind)
running away of Rolling Pin
Translation: I plead the fifth amendment
Post by: KRolling on April 15, 2003, 08:52:12 pm
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Ok!!! You have no comments due to the fact that you do not wish to dishonor yourself!! Or you were brought up better than the majority here!! OR... It was so bad you might get banned!!!!!
Adivina, a hint
(OR... It was so bad you might get banned!!!!! )
TRANSLATION...
"It guesses"
LOL!!
Post by: Maxillius on April 15, 2003, 09:42:51 pm
Post by: CW-Frankk on April 15, 2003, 10:00:21 pm
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I'm pretty sure if I really said what was on my mind I'd be banned like Die Hard, AND Tracey would've been motivated to buy a round trip plane ticket to Michigan *just* to kick my ass!!! lol
Creo que Tracey viajara alrededor del mundo unicamente para patearnos
Post by: Maxillius on April 15, 2003, 10:11:19 pm
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I'm pretty sure if I really said what was on my mind I'd be banned like Die Hard, AND Tracey would've been motivated to buy a round trip plane ticket to Michigan *just* to kick my ass!!! lol
Creo que Tracey viajara alrededor del mundo unicamente para patearnos
wtf?!? in English???
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on April 15, 2003, 10:12:50 pm
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I'm pretty sure if I really said what was on my mind I'd be banned like Die Hard, AND Tracey would've been motivated to buy a round trip plane ticket to Michigan *just* to kick my ass!!! lol
Creo que Tracey viajara alrededor del mundo unicamente para patearnos
Realmente, el recorrido es unecessary. Creo KRolling he lanzado algunos pernos de balanceo autoguiados hacia el blanco que puedan satisfactoriamente completo el trabajo.
Post by: Maxillius on April 15, 2003, 10:47:53 pm
I'm gonna cry now!!! It's like watching the Spainish channel. You get to see LOTS of skin but the thrill's gone cuz you can't understand word of it!!!
Post by: Gumby on April 15, 2003, 11:20:09 pm
)Post by: CW-Frankk on April 15, 2003, 11:27:42 pm
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I'm pretty sure if I really said what was on my mind I'd be banned like Die Hard, AND Tracey would've been motivated to buy a round trip plane ticket to Michigan *just* to kick my ass!!! lol
Creo que Tracey viajara alrededor del mundo unicamente para patearnos
I think Tracey travel all the word only for kick us
Realmente, el recorrido es unecessary. Creo KRolling he lanzado algunos pernos de balanceo autoguiados hacia el blanco que puedan satisfactoriamente completo el trabajo.
Really, the travel is unecessary. I think Krolling has lauching some autoguide Rolling Pin to the target can complete satisfactorilly the work
For you Max
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on April 16, 2003, 12:46:50 am
Post by: KRolling on April 16, 2003, 05:57:30 am
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I'm pretty sure if I really said what was on my mind I'd be banned like Die Hard, AND Tracey would've been motivated to buy a round trip plane ticket to Michigan *just* to kick my ass!!! lol
Creo que Tracey viajara alrededor del mundo unicamente para patearnos
<runs to unversal translating web site>
TRANSLATION:
"I believe that Tracey travelled around the world unicamente to kick us"
What does unicamente mean? My univeral translator didn't work on that word.
uni=one
camente=?
Post by: KRolling on April 16, 2003, 06:01:54 am
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I'm pretty sure if I really said what was on my mind I'd be banned like Die Hard, AND Tracey would've been motivated to buy a round trip plane ticket to Michigan *just* to kick my ass!!! lol
Creo que Tracey viajara alrededor del mundo unicamente para patearnos
Realmente, el recorrido es unecessary. Creo KRolling he lanzado algunos pernos de balanceo autoguiados hacia el blanco que puedan satisfactoriamente completo el trabajo.
TRANSLATION:
"Really, the traveled through is unecessary. I believe KRolling have launched some bolts of I balance autoguiados toward the white one that be able satisfactorily complete the work."
Bolts of what???
The white one??? Would that be J'inn?? LOL!!!!
Gotta love those translating website... unfortuately, I can see how wars are started.
Post by: WillWeasel on April 16, 2003, 08:22:01 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
Translation: I plead the fifth amendment
Now im no law expert in the USA, let alone Australia, But I don?t believe the 5th protects you?..
So start talking. We want to hear all the juicy incriminating evidence.
Not like there's not enough here allready
Post by: Maxillius on April 16, 2003, 11:34:49 am
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I'm pretty sure if I really said what was on my mind I'd be banned like Die Hard, AND Tracey would've been motivated to buy a round trip plane ticket to Michigan *just* to kick my ass!!! lol
Creo que Tracey viajara alrededor del mundo unicamente para patearnos
Realmente, el recorrido es unecessary. Creo KRolling he lanzado algunos pernos de balanceo autoguiados hacia el blanco que puedan satisfactoriamente completo el trabajo.
TRANSLATION:
"Really, the traveled through is unecessary. I believe KRolling have launched some bolts of I balance autoguiados toward the white one that be able satisfactorily complete the work."
Bolts of what???
The white one??? Would that be J'inn?? LOL!!!!
Gotta love those translating website... unfortuately, I can see how wars are started.
Thank you KR
What's that site you're using???
Post by: Gumby on April 16, 2003, 11:48:48 am
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I always wondered why I'm always getting chased on a server... because they want to eat me...
Translation: I plead the fifth amendment
Now im no law expert in the USA, let alone Australia, But I don’t believe the 5th protects you…..
So start talking. We want to hear all the juicy incriminating evidence.
Not like there's not enough here allready
I was wondering when someone was gonna mention that......... I thought about it myself, but since i don't read threads like this I thought I'd leave it alone......... oh, wait........ ummmmm........
Post by: Mog on April 23, 2003, 01:24:29 pm