Post by: TheMaverick on May 07, 2003, 12:49:03 am
Post by: SSCF_Paladin on May 07, 2003, 01:07:01 am
..once, in a forum thread where we were all being a little.. crazy, silly even (oh perish the thought, that never happens here!), I wrote something foolish. Not knowing that my girlfriend, a forgiving saint who more than tolerates my game-playing, was watching. Afterwards, it became a little in-joke that we would toss at each other, in a good natured ribbing way...
Oh, how cruel Fate chooses to play itself out. I soooo understand your experience.
Not too long ago, I was happily tossing photons on the LB3 server, when I hear my apartment door open, and 'Hi hon, what are you up too?'... I was in Fed must-micro-adjust-for-those-precious-few-points-of-power mode, and didn't even take my eyes off the screen when I said, very loudly and with attitude...
"HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHILE I AM EXECUTING MY EVIL PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE, WOMAN?!?'
Translation: Playing Star Trek honey, I missed you today.
Hmm... dead silence. I turn, thinking maybe she needs help with something...
... to see the jaws dropping on her parents, who are standing right behind her.
"...umm, it's a private joke, sorry... really, it is..."
Translation: OMG I'm dead
Finally, her father speaks up, obviously not impressed with my tone of voice, "We came by to invite you two to our cottage for the weekend. So, did you have any plans?"
Translation: I don't care what you thought you were doing, you're coming to visit.
'Nuff said... I feel your pain.
Post by: Soreyes on May 07, 2003, 01:11:07 am
During LB3 I crashed into at least 4 rocks, and 1 planet.(there is film)
The Rom and Klingon players were using my ship as there personal VC machine.
But I am learning.
Last night tho on GSA you showed me that you are a pretty good Captain. I mean after getting sandwiched between you and Kroma< That just don't sound right> You both left me there with 1 ph-1 and 8 power.
So take heart, you are by far not the worst Pilot out there.
As for your Shopping problems? I can't help you there. (spent the better part of today with my Girlfiend at the <shudder>Mall)
Oh and by the way. I always thought it was spelled Dounut.
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 07:44:46 am
Post by: Mog on May 07, 2003, 07:49:49 am
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 07, 2003, 07:52:36 am
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 08:15:09 am
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I would view the gang-banging of you in game as a compliment - take out the most dangerous player first.
OH YEAH?!!!!
Well, I can attest to the fact that gang-banging can, and usually, be caused by the simple reason that they think, and know, that you are an easy target. A quick kill. An "oh, let's just get this one out of the way so he/she won't bother us" kind of thing.
And the correct spelling is doughnut.
Post by: Mog on May 07, 2003, 09:06:30 am
Post by: Karnak on May 07, 2003, 09:26:25 am
Now, starting this weekend, there shall be war in the Alpha Quadrant from the ISC like you've never seen before, hehe.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 07, 2003, 09:50:53 am
Post by: SSCF_Paladin on May 07, 2003, 09:59:42 am
Except for this...
...every time I see Kroma's sig, with the reptile headed ... thing ... in a tutu, some part of my soul whimpers in terror.
I am at a loss to explain the sense of humor here to my girlfriend... however, I am now forbidden to drink beer and read the forums here, ever.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 07, 2003, 10:03:06 am
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I am at a loss to explain the sense of humor here to my girlfriend... however, I am now forbidden to drink beer and read the forums here, ever.
Oh yeah, try explaining it to my wife. ;-)
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 10:03:48 am
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 10:05:23 am
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Paladin, just concentrate on his eyes!!!
I usually look at the BCH model myself
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 07, 2003, 10:09:21 am
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I would view the gang-banging of you in game as a compliment - take out the most dangerous player first.
Is that why Sears always took me out first??? I always wondered.
Yeah, I'm a monster alright.
Post by: Daew Anahos on May 07, 2003, 01:36:08 pm
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And the correct spelling is doughnut.
Actually it's KRISPY KREME!
everything else is inferior!
Post by: KRolling on May 07, 2003, 01:39:36 pm
That's like saying..... ummm.... a Sharp Sponge!!!
Post by: Gumby on May 07, 2003, 02:12:11 pm
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How can Kream be Krispy???
That's like saying..... ummm.... a Sharp Sponge!!!
I dunno..... ever been hurt by a dry sponge? Those can really hurt. Specially when aimed at your face by one of your "friends" at high velocity.........
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 02:40:52 pm
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How can Kream be Krispy???
That's like saying..... ummm.... a Sharp Sponge!!!
Kreamy delectable center surrounded by a sea of krispy goodness. That would be how I would describe it.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 07, 2003, 02:43:27 pm
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How can Kream be Krispy???
That's like saying..... ummm.... a Sharp Sponge!!!
Kreamy delectable center surrounded by a sea of krispy goodness. That would be how I would describe it.
Hey that's how they describe me. Kroma's Krispy Kream, don't think I like the acronym though.
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 02:53:44 pm
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How can Kream be Krispy???
That's like saying..... ummm.... a Sharp Sponge!!!
Kreamy delectable center surrounded by a sea of krispy goodness. That would be how I would describe it.
Hey that's how they describe me. Kroma's Krispy Kream, don't think I like the acronym though.
I guess this begs the question of who the hell is they ????????? J'inn , Scipio, Hooch and Thrain ????????
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 07, 2003, 02:54:54 pm
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How can Kream be Krispy???
That's like saying..... ummm.... a Sharp Sponge!!!
Kreamy delectable center surrounded by a sea of krispy goodness. That would be how I would describe it.
Hey that's how they describe me. Kroma's Krispy Kream, don't think I like the acronym though.
I guess this begs the question of who the hell is they ????????? J'inn , Scipio, Hooch and Thrain ????????
Anyone that's ever had a Kroma BF on his number 4.
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 03:02:02 pm
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How can Kream be Krispy???
That's like saying..... ummm.... a Sharp Sponge!!!
Kreamy delectable center surrounded by a sea of krispy goodness. That would be how I would describe it.
Hey that's how they describe me. Kroma's Krispy Kream, don't think I like the acronym though.
I guess this begs the question of who the hell is they ????????? J'inn , Scipio, Hooch and Thrain ????????
Anyone that's ever had a Kroma BF on his number 4.
You know........ I do have valid reasons for cringing when Kroma is using acronym's like BF
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 07, 2003, 03:08:07 pm
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You know........ I do have valid reasons for cringing when Kroma is using acronym's like BF
Yes the Fast Battle Cruiser is to be feared.
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 03:13:48 pm
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You know........ I do have valid reasons for cringing when Kroma is using acronym's like BF
Yes the Fast Battle Cruiser is to be feared.
Please use BFC its a little easier for me ok bro ?
Post by: Matsukasi on May 07, 2003, 03:50:45 pm
Woe unto thee, blasphemers of Krispy deliciousness. Harken unto the truth, misspellers of all that is good and right in the Universe.
For it is written that the wicked shall pass through the Hole, and forever be cast out of Paradise, yet Kreme springs eternal for the followers of Krispitude.
Heed my words, hethans. The day of Purchase is coming. Soon, our savior will be returning from the Krispy Kreme and he shall deliver unto us belly-filling forgiveness.
N'amen.
Post by: NuclearWessels on May 07, 2003, 04:14:22 pm
dave
Post by: Kortez on May 07, 2003, 04:27:12 pm
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 04:27:39 pm
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Cease and desist from all DONUT references immediately, lest I invoke the holy name of Pharoah.
Woe unto thee, blasphemers of Krispy deliciousness. Harken unto the truth, misspellers of all that is good and right in the Universe.
For it is written that the wicked shall pass through the Hole, and forever be cast out of Paradise, yet Kreme springs eternal for the followers of Krispitude.
Heed my words, hethans. The day of Purchase is coming. Soon, our savior will be returning from the Krispy Kreme and he shall deliver unto us belly-filling forgiveness.
N'amen.
You really are a cop arent ya ??!?!?!
Really bro I honestly mean no disrespect ,In fact in general I feel the Policeman , the Fireman , and Teachers are way underpaid and way under appreiciated and I felt this way long before 9/11 but...............what is it with cops and donuts ???
Post by: Matsukasi on May 07, 2003, 04:29:22 pm
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Hmmmmmm ... in Red Dwarf it was the old Cat priest who worshipped donuts ...
dave
Bah, you just have hat envy, Evil One.
Dopler, donuts travel well and are easy to eat in the car. Besides that, I can't really get into the reasons for the Cop - Donut connection. The repurcussions , were I to reveal the full conspiratorial reality, would be world-wide, and devastating to our sense of self and place in the Universe......
... and they're really yummy.
Post by: Kortez on May 07, 2003, 04:29:31 pm
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 04:36:25 pm
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I am eating a Krispy Kreme Donut, RIGHT NOW, and it is hot and fresh and yummy!!
Rasberry filled ? Dems me favorite ! We have only had them in are area for about 3 to 5 years now . What terrorist faction created them dam things !!! The average life span of a Chicagoan will decress by a minimum of 2 yr's from those dam things ! We have no deffence against them ! They even use friggin strobe lights to tell you when they have some hot off the Dog-nut line.
Post by: Dopler on May 07, 2003, 04:45:45 pm
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Hmmmmmm ... in Red Dwarf it was the old Cat priest who worshipped donuts ...
dave
Bah, you just have hat envy, Evil One.
Dopler, donuts travel well and are easy to eat in the car. Besides that, I can't really get into the reasons for the Cop - Donut connection. The repurcussions , were I to reveal the full conspiratorial reality, would be world-wide, and devastating to our sense of self and place in the Universe......
... and they're really yummy.
Ah.... I see kinda one of those unwritten rules that seem to exist in every profession I got ya . That makes perfect sence ... so if you told me you would have to kill me or it would have a world wide effect ,enough said thanks for the info.
Post by: Green on May 07, 2003, 06:38:48 pm
But if your wondering folks, "Rex's" words were more along the line of "XXXXXX here ... don't you guys have anything better to do?" To which our response was not delayed as J'inn might lead you to believe (since we were all typing away ... slowly since it is a difficult task while holding a donut in each hand). And responded in a near simultaneous response of "No."
Post by: J'inn on May 07, 2003, 06:45:02 pm
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LOL J'inn ... and yes I did remember Rex's name.
But if your wondering folks, "Rex's" words were more along the line of "XXXXXX here ... don't you guys have anything better to do?" To which our response was not delayed as J'inn might lead you to believe (since we were all typing away ... slowly since it is a difficult task while holding a donut in each hand). And responded in a near simultaneous response of "No."
I'm not sure which is more freightening.
Is it
1) They have donuts in each hand and thus their systems hold more cholesterol than a Crisco factory
OR
Is it
2) If they have a donut in each hand, just what the hell are they typing with??? I mean really, I knew donuts make the KOTH guys happy, but sheesh!!
On second thought, No. 2 is more scary.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 07, 2003, 06:47:41 pm
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 07:10:57 pm
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LOL J'inn ... and yes I did remember Rex's name.
But if your wondering folks, "Rex's" words were more along the line of "XXXXXX here ... don't you guys have anything better to do?" To which our response was not delayed as J'inn might lead you to believe (since we were all typing away ... slowly since it is a difficult task while holding a donut in each hand). And responded in a near simultaneous response of "No."
I'm not sure which is more freightening.
Is it
1) They have donuts in each hand and thus their systems hold more cholesterol than a Crisco factory
OR
Is it
2) If they have a donut in each hand, just what the hell are they typing with??? I mean really, I knew donuts make the KOTH guys happy, but sheesh!!
On second thought, No. 2 is more scary.
they must have really adept nose-eye coordination
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Yeah they must really like donuts to be able to firmly press those keys.
sick
Post by: Goose on May 07, 2003, 08:42:25 pm
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I am at a loss to explain the sense of humor here to my girlfriend... however, I am now forbidden to drink beer and read the forums here, ever.
Oh yeah, try explaining it to my wife. ;-)
My wife took one look and said:
"WHAT THE **** IS THAT?"
BTW: Karnak my wife is gone for the weekend too. Whoo hoo! Can you say ONLINE TIME!
Also: Canada spells it doughnut, States spells it Donut.
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 08:53:17 pm
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I am at a loss to explain the sense of humor here to my girlfriend... however, I am now forbidden to drink beer and read the forums here, ever.
Oh yeah, try explaining it to my wife. ;-)
My wife took one look and said:
"WHAT THE **** IS THAT?"
BTW: Karnak my wife is gone for the weekend too. Whoo hoo! Can you say ONLINE TIME!
Also: Canada spells it doughnut, States spells it Donut.
Krispy Kreme spells it 'Doughnut'... who's right?
Post by: Matsukasi on May 07, 2003, 08:55:27 pm
Trust me though, it's donut.
Post by: Goose on May 07, 2003, 08:55:53 pm
Post by: TheMaverick on May 07, 2003, 09:17:11 pm
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I think then, you can trully appreciate this...
..once, in a forum thread where we were all being a little.. crazy, silly even (oh perish the thought, that never happens here!), I wrote something foolish. Not knowing that my girlfriend, a forgiving saint who more than tolerates my game-playing, was watching. Afterwards, it became a little in-joke that we would toss at each other, in a good natured ribbing way...
Oh, how cruel Fate chooses to play itself out. I soooo understand your experience.
Not too long ago, I was happily tossing photons on the LB3 server, when I hear my apartment door open, and 'Hi hon, what are you up too?'... I was in Fed must-micro-adjust-for-those-precious-few-points-of-power mode, and didn't even take my eyes off the screen when I said, very loudly and with attitude...
"HOW DARE YOU INTERRUPT ME WHILE I AM EXECUTING MY EVIL PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE, WOMAN?!?'
Translation: Playing Star Trek honey, I missed you today.
Hmm... dead silence. I turn, thinking maybe she needs help with something...
... to see the jaws dropping on her parents, who are standing right behind her.
"...umm, it's a private joke, sorry... really, it is..."
Translation: OMG I'm dead
Finally, her father speaks up, obviously not impressed with my tone of voice, "We came by to invite you two to our cottage for the weekend. So, did you have any plans?"
Translation: I don't care what you thought you were doing, you're coming to visit.
'Nuff said... I feel your pain.
OUCH!!!
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 09:19:58 pm
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It's just a cover. I'd let you in on the secret, but it's on a need to know basis.... you understand....sorry.
Trust me though, it's donut.
Poor, sad, DOUGHNUT-blinded soul...
Post by: SPQR Drall on May 07, 2003, 09:30:31 pm
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...Seems no one has found out about my involvement in "The Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed"...
This reference is fallacious and inappropriate. There are no "Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed". The Romulan Empire formally denies it along with any involvement by anyone, including J'inn.
Please delete this thread immediately. Thank you.
SPQR Drall
Post by: J'inn on May 07, 2003, 09:46:55 pm
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...Seems no one has found out about my involvement in "The Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed"...
This reference is fallacious and inappropriate. There are no "Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed". The Romulan Empire formally denies it along with any involvement by anyone, including J'inn.
Please delete this thread immediately. Thank you.
SPQR Drall
Well well, look who just arose from the dead.
Post by: Maxillius on May 07, 2003, 09:53:19 pm
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...Seems no one has found out about my involvement in "The Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed"...
This reference is fallacious and inappropriate. There are no "Matter That Shall Not Be Discussed". The Romulan Empire formally denies it along with any involvement by anyone, including J'inn.
Please delete this thread immediately. Thank you.
SPQR Drall
Well well, look who just arose from the dead.
You would think a fellow minister of information like J'inn here would be better at covering his tracks than that. It's as we say, leave the sneaking to us.
Post by: Karnak on May 07, 2003, 10:16:54 pm
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I am at a loss to explain the sense of humor here to my girlfriend... however, I am now forbidden to drink beer and read the forums here, ever.
Oh yeah, try explaining it to my wife. ;-)
My wife took one look and said:
"WHAT THE **** IS THAT?"
BTW: Karnak my wife is gone for the weekend too. Whoo hoo! Can you say ONLINE TIME!
Also: Canada spells it doughnut, States spells it Donut.
She's gone for a whole month. Who says overseas mother-in-laws are not angels...they'rrrreeee GREEEAAATTT!!!
I plan to start up the drinking club again, hehe. Can you say inebrieated PPDs to go with the inebriated Photons.
Post by: Goose on May 08, 2003, 09:20:33 pm