Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 09, 2003, 03:26:37 pm
RID 5W67IYZZCK
TO:ALL FLEET COMMANDS//SSFC//9TH//NRS//FPF//SBO//BGH//XTF//SSTF//VSF//11TH//1AF//
FROM:FLEET COMMAND
We the United Federation of Planets (the frick?n good guys) are calling upon all retired and in-active reservists back to active duty for Slave Girls 3.
Maybe you have found a new love in gaming, or have simply grown soft in your old age. Well?enough! Get into that sleek Federation uniform and quit using your Star Ship as a storage shed.
The Blue Plague needs you back for this one. Our long time foe, the Klingons (let them die, thus sayith the holy Kirk) are planning a preemptive strike on us since they know that our numbers have dwindled in this next campaign.
One more time my friends into the breach! You know this game is like an old comfortable pair of shoes, you waited for years for it to come out. You played it till your eyes hurt and maybe you just burned out a little. But you have had your rest and have grown lazy.
SO WAKE UP from your slumber and steel yourself again for SG3.
Your old friends are there awaiting for you to logon so we can yet once again crush the red horde and the toadies that serve them!
Hooch
MESSAGE ENDS 7762ERT61HY485
PS to ALL you lazy butts blow the dust off your keyboards and join in on the fun!!!!
Post by: DH123 on May 09, 2003, 03:38:48 pm
Post by: Mog on May 09, 2003, 03:41:57 pm
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 09, 2003, 03:47:08 pm
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So will it be Dogmatix of Mace who replies with the bad-guy rebutal?
Who ARE you!?
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 09, 2003, 03:53:40 pm
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Well, it depends on if I can type this fast enough, but I'd like to chime in and say that really, Hooch's post should be aimed at players who have "retired" from every race. There are a lot of people missing from the community, so make this appeal to those also and I will not interfere with this thread any further.
Good idea...edit done!
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 09, 2003, 05:08:32 pm
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So will it be Dogmatix of Mace who replies with the bad-guy rebutal?
Who ARE you!?
A Spineless Petaq is what he is!!
Every Klingon, Lyran and Romulan know who the REAL Frickin' Good Guys are.
Post by: KBF-Standarte on May 09, 2003, 06:20:49 pm
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TO:ALL FLEET COMMANDS//SSFC//9TH//NRS//FPF//SBO//BGH//XTF//SSTF//VSF//11TH//1AF//
FROM:FLEET COMMAND
. Well?enough! Get into that sleek Federation uniform
Well, that's what it really is all about in the Federation . . . looking good and preppy. Also please ensure that your hair is nicely groomed, your teeth brushed (and flossed), and your nails manicured. Yes, numerous Frederation captains all begging to command the ultimate Fred starship, the USS Salon... Visions of sitting in the captain's La-Z-Boy and whiling away the desperate hours dreaming of shore leave on the local Frederation Pleasure Planet (of which there are many) and having your nail buffed... Shopping at the Galactic Gap for uniform accessories . . .
Post by: DukeFife on May 09, 2003, 06:50:54 pm
Speaking as a retired Fed (for over a year now), what do we old folks need in the way of patches/files, and location to this party of yours?
DukeFife
Former Commander,
USS Fife ; USS Constitution
Post by: Damaged on May 09, 2003, 07:36:17 pm
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Attention all Federation Ships: UPF Message: Begin Transmisson 7865TT6ZYK 88PYTQECFFX
RID 5W67IYZZCK
TO:ALL FLEET COMMANDS//SSFC//9TH//NRS//FPF//SBO//BGH//XTF//SSTF//VSF//11TH//1AF//
FROM:FLEET COMMAND
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Hooch
MESSAGE ENDS 7762ERT61HY485
Hey Pinkies, your boy really does need some help... he couldn't even spell "UFP"... twice!!!
This oughtta be like taking retards to the zoo...
Damaged666
IKV Hellhammer, commanding
Klingon Black Fleet
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 09, 2003, 07:38:20 pm
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This oughtta be like taking retards to the zoo...
Love that song.
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 09, 2003, 08:01:53 pm
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Ok ,
Speaking as a retired Fed (for over a year now), what do we old folks need in the way of patches/files, and location to this party of yours?
DukeFife
Former Commander,
USS Fife ; USS Constitution
They have the patches at Game Spy file planet. Dizzy will have the downloads posted soon for the mission pack and shiplist.
Hooch
Post by: Kurok on May 09, 2003, 09:27:31 pm
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 09, 2003, 10:25:32 pm
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Attention all Federation Ships: UPF Message: Begin Transmisson 7865TT6ZYK 88PYTQECFFX
RID 5W67IYZZCK
TO:ALL FLEET COMMANDS//SSFC//9TH//NRS//FPF//SBO//BGH//XTF//SSTF//VSF//11TH//1AF//
FROM:FLEET COMMAND
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Hooch
MESSAGE ENDS 7762ERT61HY485
Hey Pinkies, your boy really does need some help... he couldn't even spell "UFP"... twice!!!
This oughtta be like taking retards to the zoo...
Damaged666
IKV Hellhammer, commanding
Klingon Black Fleet
Oh my...
Post by: Toten on May 09, 2003, 10:49:07 pm
Kahless smiles.
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on May 09, 2003, 11:41:00 pm
Also, will photons be magical, or merely enchanting?
If it IS OP, does it use FireSoul's new shiplist? IF so, which damn version, rofl!
Sounds interesting, as I am getting tired of killing ai's, even with all of the new FS ships.
Have a nice day!
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 10, 2003, 12:15:57 am
It is using a modified shiplist, but not Firesouls. I think the main change is that all Photons have been removed and replaced with P-2's.
Welcome to the Klingon way of life Fed Dog.
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on May 10, 2003, 10:27:47 am
Perhaps the bumpy heads will have a chance that way?
Nahhh...
Anyhow, I dont have EAW installed anymore, I always play OP. Bad luck for me, I suppose.
Have at em boys!
HAND!
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 10, 2003, 10:46:08 am
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Fascinating. Klinks couldnt compete, so they ADDED P-1 and photons, and had Q REMOVE the Fed photons and replace them with Klink crap P-2.
Perhaps the bumpy heads will have a chance that way?
Nahhh...
Anyhow, I dont have EAW installed anymore, I always play OP. Bad luck for me, I suppose.
Have at em boys!
HAND!
Is this guy on crack or something?!?!?
Klingons don't use Photons.
And when was the last time the Klingons couldn't compete??
Post by: Matsukasi on May 10, 2003, 11:47:54 am
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Fascinating. Klinks couldnt compete, so they ADDED P-1 and photons, and had Q REMOVE the Fed photons and replace them with Klink crap P-2.
Perhaps the bumpy heads will have a chance that way?
Nahhh...
Anyhow, I dont have EAW installed anymore, I always play OP. Bad luck for me, I suppose.
Have at em boys!
HAND!
Is this guy on crack or something?!?!?
Klingons don't use Photons.
And when was the last time the Klingons couldn't compete??
<cough> D7T <cough>
Post by: Toten on May 10, 2003, 11:55:35 am
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Fascinating. Klinks couldnt compete, so they ADDED P-1 and photons, and had Q REMOVE the Fed photons and replace them with Klink crap P-2.
Perhaps the bumpy heads will have a chance that way?
Nahhh...
Anyhow, I dont have EAW installed anymore, I always play OP. Bad luck for me, I suppose.
Have at em boys!
HAND!
Is this guy on crack or something?!?!?
Klingons don't use Photons.
And when was the last time the Klingons couldn't compete??
<cough> D7T <cough>
They are NOT called Photons, They are "tasty cruton launchers". Photons hit, klingon cruton launchers only annoy people.
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 10, 2003, 01:01:27 pm
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 10, 2003, 01:02:31 pm
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 10, 2003, 01:15:18 pm
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Nah...we just took all your Ph1s and replaced them with Ph2s, like Klingon boats have.
WHAT?
Is that cannon? I mean the game is based on SFB right?
Mind you, I AM NOT starting a shoot out here
I just want to know who, what, when, and why.
Hooch
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 10, 2003, 01:18:02 pm
No worries..you'll dig it, We do. :rolleyes:
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 10, 2003, 01:19:24 pm
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 10, 2003, 02:02:25 pm
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Well, it was decided that you guys really needed to klnow what hard and bad were really like. There was too much complaining about how tough it is to be a Fed, so it was decided that the Feds would get shown the Klingon lot in life.
No worries..you'll dig it, We do. :rolleyes:
Ummmm, remember that SSCF flew Klingon in IDSL, we do know.
Hooch
Post by: J'inn on May 10, 2003, 02:19:04 pm
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Nah...we just took all your Ph1s and replaced them with Ph2s, like Klingon boats have.
Now Doggy, quit scaring the Feds. You know how jumpy they are.
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 10, 2003, 02:23:12 pm
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Nah...we just took all your Ph1s and replaced them with Ph2s, like Klingon boats have.
Now Doggy, quit scaring the Feds. You know how jumpy they are.
But it's sooo much fun.
Post by: Capt Jeff on May 10, 2003, 02:26:49 pm
"They're just fooling with ya Mr new Federation RM Sir, we still have our photons and Ph1's"
**Jeff flips open his communicator** "Capt to Crasher, one to beam aboard"
You silly Klingons.......
Post by: Hondo_8 on May 10, 2003, 02:36:46 pm
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BTW...your CC/CC+ will now have only 2xPh1 and 6xPh2. Enjoy!
heheh the Flipe side of this Hooch is that now the Klingons have our turning rate.
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 10, 2003, 07:28:06 pm
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BTW...your CC/CC+ will now have only 2xPh1 and 6xPh2. Enjoy!
heheh the Flipe side of this Hooch is that now the Klingons have our turning rate.
YIKES!!!!
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 10, 2003, 08:22:26 pm
You will be captued, not killed mind you and brought to Earth in an iron cage.
Hooch
PS
I am a hang'n judge too
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 10, 2003, 08:24:39 pm
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***Jeff briskly walks into the room to pull the wool off of hooch's eyes***
"They're just fooling with ya Mr new Federation RM Sir, we still have our photons and Ph1's"
**Jeff flips open his communicator** "Capt to Crasher, one to beam aboard"
You silly Klingons.......
DOH! I am such a sucker, aren't I...
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 10, 2003, 10:05:35 pm
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Well, it was decided that you guys really needed to klnow what hard and bad were really like. There was too much complaining about how tough it is to be a Fed, so it was decided that the Feds would get shown the Klingon lot in life.
No worries..you'll dig it, We do. :rolleyes:
Ummmm, remember that SSCF flew Klingon in IDSL, we do know.
Hooch
Oh, I haven't forgotten...
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 10, 2003, 10:07:31 pm
"All too easy...."
As for capturing me...well, I wouldn't hold your breath...
...on second thought...go ahead and hold your breath.
Post by: Thrain on May 11, 2003, 12:49:38 am
No not the paper towel. I haven't even spilled my coffee yet!
I'd be happy to hunt Doggy down...It's to the pound with you,
you cur you
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 11, 2003, 08:47:12 am
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I think this calls for a bounty........
No not the paper towel. I haven't even spilled my coffee yet!
I'd be happy to hunt Doggy down...It's to the pound with you,
Be sure to neuter him first...
Post by: **DONOTDELETE** on May 11, 2003, 01:47:57 pm
HAND!