Post by: Dr_Nyet on May 13, 2003, 08:57:30 pm
challenging. I had to resort to the dreaded Stun and Attack
routine. I gently whipspered in his ear , "J'inn's GF, Lana, says there's
a sale at Nordstrom's Rack, wanna go?"
The dread set in. The numbness suddenly overtook him. I quickly grabbed
the mouse cord to the computer he insists on calling "Brucimus Maximus", and
wrapped it around that insidious tongue of his. As his fingers flayed away
uselessly on the keyboard I heard him whine, "Dizzy, I can't help you any
more."
Not to worry, I will release him again to play another day.
Dr Nyet
Post by: Goose on May 13, 2003, 09:33:23 pm
W.A.N.K.E.R. has struck again!
Post by: Scipio_66 on May 14, 2003, 12:08:37 am
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Zounds!!!
W.A.N.K.E.R. has struck again!
M'Ress, you bastard! Do you know what you just put me through?
Here I was on the sofa,watching the news, when suddenly my phone rang. I noticed that a puff of brimstone wafted from the receiver as I raised it to my ear, so I figured it was a telemarketer.
S'Cipio: <grumpily> What do you want?!
Dr. Nyet: Is that how you answer me now?
S'Cipio: <I'm dead> Oh, I mean hello my sweetness and light. How may I serve you?
Dr. Nyet: That's more like it. What is a wanker?
S'Cipio: <grateful she's moving on> That's a British slang term. I think it means a twit and a killjoy. Why do you ask?
Dr. Nyet: <pause> Why would your friend Goose call me a Wanker?
S'Cipio: <How the hell does she know aobut M'Ress?> Goose? I don't have any friends named Goose. I'm sure he's a liar if he said he knew me.
Dr. Nyet: <sternly> Stop squirming. I put a post on those Taldren forums you love so much........
S'Cipio: <faints>
Dr. Nyet: ....... and someone named goose called me a wanker. What does it mean? I want you to go kill him.
S'Cipio: <recovers> Oh! You mean W.A.N.K.E.R! That's an organization from one of our fiction threads! It's a secret organization of wives and girlfriends who secretly rule the universe, and openly control the lives of their husbands.
Dr. Nyet: That's a very sensible sounding organization. Why would Goose give it a name with such a negative connotation? Why not call it something more honest, like true enlightenment?
S'Cipio: <looking to pass the buck> Because M'Ress.....I mean, because Goose is a very immature player. I think he's only 12. Really, I never supported the name.
Dr. Nyet: OK, but you still have to kill him. He was rude to me.
S'Cipio: I think he'll be allied next server, love. I won't be able to shoot at him.
Dr. Nyet: Then hit him with your t-bombs and then self-destruct your ship on top of him. Once your ship is dead I'll have things for you to do in the real world, anyway.
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DISCLAIMER: The above in now way truly represents the kind, supportive, and giving nature of Dr. Nyet's real personality. She let's me play for hours on end, and even wants to help me code my next server project. You've gotta love that.
However, there is one thing I do worry about. And this time I'm not kidding. She likes Kroma's posts. (scary!) and has fallen in love with his animated avatar. (thank God she's looking at the avatar, and not the tutu.) She likes the avatar I gave her, but would rather have an animated one that shows an attractive woman using a whip on a Gorn.
I see no use for such an avatar, but I promised I'd ask if anyone here knew how to make one.
<prays that Chuut doesn't see this post.>
-S'Cipio
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 14, 2003, 12:47:14 am
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However, there is one thing I do worry about. And this time I'm not kidding. She likes Kroma's posts. (scary!) and has fallen in love with his animated avatar. (thank God she's looking at the avatar, and not the tutu.) She likes the avatar I gave her, but would rather have an animated one that shows an attractive woman using a whip on a Gorn.
You mean she hasn't figured out Kroma is your alter ego yet? Keeping the tutu in the closet when she comes over huh.
J'inn
He who can be trusted.
EDIT: Duh! Posted under wrong account again. Can one of you techies tell me how to delete a post?
Post by: C-Los on May 14, 2003, 03:37:13 am
Thank God, my wife knows even less about this machine than I do !!
Post by: Dr_Nyet on May 14, 2003, 06:58:34 am
Dr_Nyet
SIDE NOTE: I'm am having a little trouble getting all the best Java stuff loaded on my computer. Anyone loaded Java on an IMAC? (She loses all credibility as the multitudes are seen rolling on the floor laughing) OH...and no one must get the wrong idea. I am NOT doing something nice for someone, especially S'Cipio, so don't tell him! He MUST remain completely under my awesome power!
Post by: Goose on May 14, 2003, 08:41:08 pm
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M'Ress, you bastard! Do you know what you just put me through?
Hey, what do you think I go through with my wife being one of the best field agents?
Wives
Against
Neglecting
Kzinti
something
something
To give you an idea of what it stands for.
Post by: Agave on May 14, 2003, 09:13:44 pm
I see no use for such an avatar, but I promised I'd ask if anyone here knew how to make one.
<prays that Chuut doesn't see this post.>
-S'Cipio
Well you can bet your scaled arse that Chuut will know about this thread soon. He and I will be more than happy to fulfill Dr.Nyet's request for an avatar. After all, what are good friends for!! Muhahahahaha.
Agave
(With friends like me, who needs enemies?)
Post by: Sfaret on May 15, 2003, 07:38:24 am
ROFLMAO
S'faret
Post by: Green on May 15, 2003, 08:13:54 pm
Soooo ...what is it with those horns?
Post by: Agave on May 16, 2003, 12:23:19 am
How's that ole' buddy ole' pal
Agave, the evil one
Post by: KATChuutRitt on May 16, 2003, 04:13:31 am
But as usuall it isn't long before the doctor takes control once again
And then a subdued Scippy is led away.....to the mall for shopping
