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Taldrenites => Dynaverse II Experiences => Topic started by: gornrule on May 14, 2003, 02:16:26 am
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Act II Scene 31 'The Life of S'Cipio'
Scene: The Ghdarian Colesium during a gladiator fight. Our hero, young S'Cipio, is a vendor at the arena. We catch him as he plies his wares.
S'Cipio: Lamb's milk, ocelot spleens, wolf nipple chips, get 'em while they're hot!
S'Cipio approaches a huddled bunch of Gorn, whispering conspiratorially. Among them, Gwarlock, S'faret, Agave, and Kroma Basyl.
S'Cipio: Are you the 'Alliance of Gorn Dragons'?
S'faret: Bugger off! We're the 'Gorn Dragon Alliance'!
S'Cipio: Well, who are the 'Alliance of Gorn Dragons'?
S'faret points to lone Gorn sitting watching contest.
All Gorn : SPLITTER!
S'Cipio: I want to join your group.
S'faret: Piss off! To join our group, you have to hate the Romulans.
S'Cipio: I DO hate the Romulans!
S'faret: How much?
S'Cipio: A lot!
S'faret considers momentarily: All right. You're in!
Kroma, to S'faret: I want to be called 'Loretta'.
S'faret: WHAT?
Kroma: I want to have a baby.
Agave: WHAT? You CANNOT have a baby!
Kroma: Why not?
Agave: YOU DON"T EVEN HAVE A WOMB! Where's the fetus going to gestate, Kroma? IN A BOX!?
to be continued.......
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I AM NOT THAT $#@@##$ HARSH!!!! :-)
Also I don't hate Romulans, I don't even like them enough to hate them!! :-)
Lastly Kroma, go read my site for the information on Gorn reproduction :-)
Ghdar: Homeworld of the Confederation
By the way Gornrule, where are you in this scene? Are you the splinter group?
S'faret
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Hehe!!! I knew where this was going and loved every minute!!!!
Hey! Where's J'inn??? He's gotta read this!!