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Title: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 14, 2003, 05:30:55 pm
Not to worry your shame is nothing compared to the most recent entries into the J'inn Rock Club.

Inductee Karnak:



Inductee Maxillius:



More to come. Plus as a special bonus I will be auctioning off one of Kroma's Bitches Forsale (KBF) SFC bunnies for a one night stand.

Kroma,
He Who Can Be Trusted
<snicker>  
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Soreyes on May 14, 2003, 05:41:13 pm
I Hope You got a good picture of my little run in with a planet.  I forgot H-MON dont turn like FFs
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Matsukasi on May 14, 2003, 05:41:41 pm
Had dinner at the local deli, and DROPPED HER OFF at Target!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

......yeah, i'm gonna pay later....
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: TheMaverick on May 14, 2003, 05:56:26 pm
Oh he got out of it... Mat's my hero.
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 14, 2003, 06:13:59 pm
Quote:

I Hope You got a good picture of my little run in with a planet.  I forgot H-MON dont turn like FFs  



Yours is coming Fart breath. Have to replay the film, went bugged the first time.
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Maxillius on May 14, 2003, 07:42:12 pm
Kroma, you bastard!!!  When I catch you in a ship 5 hull sizes below mine, your ass is grass!!!!  

BTW... where did you get those crazy models??  Not that I want any... but with them you're the only one that knows what you're talking about
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Karnak on May 14, 2003, 10:09:23 pm
LOL.

Err, my head hurts still...

 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 15, 2003, 09:53:49 am
Quote:

I Hope You got a good picture of my little run in with a planet.  I forgot H-MON don?t turn like FFs  



Sorry Soreyes, the film was corrupt. No pic, but I have witnesses so you are in ;-)

Also inducted is one of Kroma's (sweetest little) Bitches Forsale, Mace. Not to be out done he gets inducted for a 2'fer. Entry #1 we see Mace doing it "old school", pure asteroid boy here. Mace was heard saying, "any old fool can hit a Planet, asteroids are where the real action is":





In his unprecedented, second entry in a single night we see Mace starring in the rearview mirror, while talking on the cell phone.  NOTE: We are able to bring this pic to you thanks to the wonders of Photoshop's crop tool, otherwise it would have been classified as it revealed a certain captain's hull floating free through space having recently been dispatched by Walleye's BB.  Sh*t baby, Kroma can't have word of this out on the street, no one be respecting me if theys saws my bitch slapping me around:





Here is the aftermath of not watching where you are driving kiddies. The Best part is Mace's quote, which is a little hard to read, "please accept this sacrifice", which is in reference to his attempt to appeal our case to the black hole God, whom apparently had forsaken us in our holy mission to smite the 800 BPV Klingon Battleship in our 115 BPV garbage scowls. The God's were not listening.





This one is just because it is cool. ESG up the wassu baby. Hope you are feeling better this morning Far, J'inn and Walleye sure treated you rough. Don't worry sweetheart I going to make them pay Kroma extra, you gettin your regular cut though.







 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Soreyes on May 15, 2003, 10:09:38 am
Ok Kroma where do I start?  On the Corner, or in front the Seven Eleven
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 15, 2003, 10:23:22 am
What no pictures of my 2nd attempt at self scrifice to the God of War in my G-CDD?!?!?

This one worked by the way.

Seeing the heinous Romulan K10R(don't know how they can ruin a perfectly good battleship) headed my way, I stategically hit the "W" button instead of "S"(who needs speed anyway, he's a stupid Rom) Stopped and bravely awaited the advance of the monster with only a spoon in hand to defend myself!!!!!  

It was glorious!!!!  I did manage to get a couple of suicide shuttles into him before I died in a big Gorn pooch of smoke.

Shorlty thereafter, Walleye in his Deformed battleship exploded in a shroud of shame.


Of course I redeemed myslef when Walleye, Kroma and I showed the Fed flying Hondo, J'inn and Matsukasi just why the C7 needs to be banned.....but thats another story.

 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 15, 2003, 10:46:34 am
Ask and Ye shall receive. This Gorn needs an enema:





And you see baby that Kroma in the background putting down a little whoop-ass on that nasty old Walleye for being so tough on you. You girls really need to learn to get along if you gonna be working for Kroma.


Kroma,
PS, Soreyes your ass is way to fine to be wasted at the quicky mart, you going down to the docks.  
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 15, 2003, 11:20:59 am
What twinkle toes doesn't want you to see:

 



Also, a better picture of my ultimate sacrifice for the team:

   
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 15, 2003, 04:17:39 pm
Clearly a doctored photo.....I wouldn't be caught dead in flying stabler. Besides you know how tough it is to fly 2 ships at the same time. <snicker>

Kroma
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 15, 2003, 04:38:30 pm
I hate to tell you but you were caught dead....and it ain't no stapler it's a Ferel Yards model.  Just hard to tell cuse it's all blown up.

 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 15, 2003, 04:42:47 pm
Well at least missiles move.
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 15, 2003, 06:06:49 pm
That Black Hole was moving......it was spinning round and round and round and round.........a  l  m  o  s  t   hypnotic.....BLAM!!

 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 16, 2003, 12:54:48 pm
Newest member of the J'inn club, please welcome Paladin, doing it old style.

 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Maxillius on May 16, 2003, 02:14:58 pm
Quote:

Newest member of the J'inn club, please welcome Paladin, doing it old style.

 



wtf's up with the rock on the border???
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Karnak on May 16, 2003, 02:24:59 pm
The few, the proud, the lumpy-headed, hehe.

"Praise the Lord and pass the Tylenol..."
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: SSCF_Paladin on May 16, 2003, 07:12:05 pm
*rubs forehead*

It'll take more than a Tylenol to cure this one... ouch.
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Soreyes on May 16, 2003, 07:58:29 pm
Heck Paladin I was to busy chashing you to see that rock  All I saw were all the Rocks to the left of us.

Oh well I got to save my missles for Kroma

By the way Kroma. I hate suicide shuttles.........X3
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 17, 2003, 12:58:40 am
War Sears gets the assist for helping Max Powers into the J'inn club. Way to go War sweetie, tell you what, you don't have to put out the red light tonight.





I would also like to share this pic I took of Kroma's sweet new ride. The GCS Pimp Mobile. Thanks Scipio for the tips on detailing this bad boy. I think it's actually slimming.


 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 17, 2003, 01:06:42 am
The only word that comes to mind is YIKES!!!
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: KATChuutRitt on May 17, 2003, 01:10:29 am
No wonder pilots are slamming into rocks at first opportunity
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Korgal on May 17, 2003, 02:36:41 am
Quote:

War Sears gets the assist for helping Max Powers into the J'inn club. Way to go War sweetie, tell you what, you don't have to put out the red light tonight.





I would also like to share this pic I took of Kroma's sweet new ride. The GCS Pimp Mobile. Thanks Scipio for the tips on detailing this bad boy. I think it's actually slimming.


   



WTF is that, some kinda ninja-turtle-based model?

nice katana's, go good with the skirt

-korgal out-
(I'm smiling when I say that)

 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: FPF_TraceyG on May 17, 2003, 03:04:35 am
Imagine if we had one big customised model download where each of us added our favorite customised model that uniquely identified ourselves in game... that would be interesting...
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: mbday on May 17, 2003, 03:11:30 am
That is a great idea.  
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 17, 2003, 12:14:48 pm
Quote:



WTF is that, some kinda ninja-turtle-based model?

nice katana's, go good with the skirt

-korgal out-
(I'm smiling when I say that)

 



For your information that is "a design for a Gorn cruiser from 1981 by Allie C. Peed III". It is the original Gorn Battlecruiser based on the a fan fiction blueprint done in homage to the TOS episode Arena. I have a copy of this blueprint framed and hanging on the wall. For more info on this model and a pic of that blueprint check out this Thread

 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Karnak on May 17, 2003, 05:38:30 pm
I'll take a customized Gorn BC model for Kroma for ISC Inv. He helped out with the research for SFB ship names.
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 18, 2003, 01:03:55 am
War Sears sponsors to more inductees by helping them along.

#1 Doppler.



#2 Ming



But not to worry every dog has his day.  
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 18, 2003, 01:18:36 am
Sometimes when you treat your whores as well as Madam Kroma does, they tend to forget who is really in charge. Well tonight one of Kroma's Beeatchs got a little to full of herself. She even took a swing at ol Kroma with a t-bomb (being on the same team), Kroma being a little tipsy (it is Saturday night after all) can't seem to give that little tart the t-bomb slap she needs. Flailing around he throws 4 which all miss. Not wanting to let the ungrateful little slut get away with it, Kroma decides to induct her into the club. Now you no how much I hate it when you makes me get rough with you baby. This ones for you War Sears sweetie.

 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: warsears on May 18, 2003, 12:36:46 pm
Damn if I only knew that T bomb would have keep you happy I would have ran in to all 4 of them srue beats the hell out of the alternative. Anyway had a great time last night    
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 20, 2003, 10:50:53 am
It is with great pleasure that I induct the first members of GDA into the club, so let's put those hands together for Bydabook doing it old school. This was a coop, and NO I did not tractor him into the rock.

 
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Sten on May 20, 2003, 11:02:26 am
I have to admit to a simular experience this past weekend.

I was practising off line and my daughter walks in and asked me. "Whatcha doing?"

Stout and steadfast Lyran Captian that I am. "Warming up before I get onlline."

Smartas..Smart young Daughter. "Looks to me like you are about to run into a rock."

Looking back at the screen, but not quickly enough. "AH CRAP! Hey don't you have homework or something?"

Sten
Title: Re: So how was the shopping trip with the wife Dounut Boy??
Post by: Maxillius on May 20, 2003, 06:00:56 pm
Quote:

I have to admit to a simular experience this past weekend.

I was practising off line and my daughter walks in and asked me. "Whatcha doing?"

Stout and steadfast Lyran Captian that I am. "Warming up before I get onlline."

Smartas..Smart young Daughter. "Looks to me like you are about to run into a rock."

Looking back at the screen, but not quickly enough. "AH CRAP! Hey don't you have homework or something?"

Sten  



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