Post by: Scipio_66 on May 15, 2003, 11:50:36 pm
What's that, Bruce? Got an itch in your boogie boots? Can't control your booty on the dance floor? WELL SIGN UP NOW!!
The KBF have been stinking up the airwaves with their ABBA.
The SPQR have been stinking up the airwaves with opressive silence. (and chirping crickets.)
The ISC have been stinking up the comms channels with their constant croaking.
And the Lyrans? Let's face it. The Lyrans just plain stink.
This Galaxy needs some rythm! It needs some grace! It needs someone with an appreciation of good plasma ballet!
You've got the body made from leather. You've got the tail made for swingin'. YOU'VE GOT THE GALAXY BY THE....... urk..... ahem. Sorry, ladies and children present.
(Stop that, it's silly.)
What do hot, lusty, green slave chics want more than a 700 lb Gorn who is all man and knows how to move his booty? Sign up now to play Gorn for SG3! Just post your intent below to fly Gorn, and we'll get you added to the Gorn forum in no time.
Bring your scotch. Bring your chocodilles. Bring your superiority dance.
THE GORN SUPERIORITY DANCE! COMING SOON TO A PLANET NEAR YOU!
RULE GHDARIA!!!!!
And now it's time for the penquin on top of your television set to explode.
Post by: Cleaven on May 16, 2003, 12:12:54 am
Post by: Rob Cole on May 16, 2003, 12:30:59 am
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 16, 2003, 12:34:37 am
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Rhythm? Well let's see, I was born a poor black child ......
Cleaven, quit being a Jerk.
Kroma,
PS, Plus if you fly Gorn you will finally learn just what Kroma wears under the tutu, or doesn't.
Post by: Rob Cole on May 16, 2003, 12:38:10 am
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Rhythm? Well let's see, I was born a poor black child ......
Cleaven, quit being a Jerk.
Kroma,
PS, Plus if you fly Gorn you will finally learn just what Kroma wears under the tutu, or doesn't.
Oh sure that should just bring them running to sign up.ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Post by: Cleaven on May 16, 2003, 12:47:26 am
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 16, 2003, 12:54:00 am
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Actually I'm glad he got it, 'cos he knows that Navin Johnson had no rhythm. (Now that was a funny scene)
I think he meant the part about the tutu. I could be wrong though maybe he thought I was really calling you a jerk....
Post by: Cleaven on May 16, 2003, 01:49:53 am
Post by: Kortez on May 16, 2003, 06:59:27 am
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Where is Chuut when ya need him?
You realize, I suppose, what that question's answer might entail, what it would precipitate, and where we would wind up going, if we tried to answer it seriously?
The Gorn Dance of Superiority?
::Sprays you all and bounds away::
How about that??
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 16, 2003, 07:08:51 am
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Calling all Captains with Rythm:
I heard on the news that the Village People are on their way.
Post by: jimmi7769 on May 16, 2003, 07:21:24 am
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Actually I'm glad he got it, 'cos he knows that Navin Johnson had no rhythm. (Now that was a funny scene)
I think he meant the part about the tutu. I could be wrong though maybe he thought I was really calling you a jerk....
He's just upset cause his name wasn't in the new phone book.
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 16, 2003, 08:17:18 am
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He's just upset cause his name wasn't in the new phone book.
Naaaah, he is just upset 'cause his can is defective.
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on May 16, 2003, 12:03:41 pm
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And now for something, completley different.
<snip>
The KBF have been stinking up the airwaves with their ABBA.
The SPQR have been stinking up the airwaves with opressive silence. (and chirping crickets.)
The ISC have been stinking up the comms channels with their constant croaking.
And the Lyrans? Let's face it. The Lyrans just plain stink.
This Galaxy needs some rythm! It needs some grace! It needs someone with an appreciation of good plasma ballet!
<chop>
Hmmm... KBF ABBA better than Fed Polka...
SPQR Silent crickets better than snooty british Hydrans
Lyrans don't stink. They use Fresh Step in their litterboxes. Unlike the Mirak with their plain dirt litterboxes...
And the ISC doesn't just croak. We have lots of different voices, like our Korvilar meowing on the fences...
By the way, you Gorn go and shake that boo-tay on the Riverboat Casino. That makes it much more efficient. Killing lots of birds with one PPD...
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 16, 2003, 12:49:46 pm
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Lyrans don't stink. They use Fresh Step in their litterboxes. Unlike the Mirak with their plain dirt litterboxes...
Fresh Step? We don't need no Fresh Step. Our sh1+ don't stink.
Post by: KBF-Dogmatix on May 16, 2003, 12:49:49 pm
Uh-huh...
Post by: Julin Eurthyr on May 16, 2003, 01:29:56 pm
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Lyrans don't stink. They use Fresh Step in their litterboxes. Unlike the Mirak with their plain dirt litterboxes...
Fresh Step? We don't need no Fresh Step. Our sh1+ don't stink.
On that, I do agree...
Just watch for the smelly wet spots left near it...
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 16, 2003, 01:33:12 pm
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Just watch for the smelly wet spots left near it...
If you are referring to our tendency to mark everything we see, all I can say is:
::lifts tail and sprays::
::snicker::
Post by: Karnak on May 16, 2003, 02:48:08 pm
Get with flow, ya slow-poke dinos.
Post by: Scipio_66 on May 16, 2003, 03:01:13 pm
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Dere be only one race that got rthym and smooth, moist, sensitive skin that is the envy of all self-respecting mud-bathing females in da galaxy.
Get with flow, ya slow-poke dinos.
Pretty girls only kiss frogs in the hopes that one will turn into a handsome prince. (Never works....)
When they see a manly Gorn, they know they can skip those preliminaries and get straight down to it. They also know they'll get fewer warts on their lips.
I didn't mean to be this perfect, God just made me this way.
-S'Cipio the Spruce Bruce
Post by: KOTH-Steel Claw on May 16, 2003, 03:16:56 pm
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Dere be only one race that got rthym and smooth, moist, sensitive skin that is the envy of all self-respecting mud-bathing females in da galaxy. Heck, we spend all day in our mud-baths and love it.
Still taste like chicken. JMHO.
Post by: Karnak on May 16, 2003, 03:19:02 pm
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Pretty girls only kiss frogs in the hopes that one will turn into a handsome prince. (Never works....)
We are already handsome. Haven't ya seen Shrek, yet? Dey actually wanna look like us and the Orion Slave Girls are already dere with dere cuty Green skin glow. Aint it so romantic...
We got PPDs are not afraid to use them.
Meskeens: bringing peace in our time by making the Dinos do to the PPD dance.
Post by: Kroma_BaSyl on May 16, 2003, 03:33:36 pm
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I didn't mean to be this perfect, God just made me this way.
Finally, someone else that feels just like I do. Don't hate us cuz we're beautiful.
Post by: SSCF Hooch on May 16, 2003, 04:01:58 pm
Com'on ma' friends let bust a groove,
Down with the Klinks, before da month of June,
D'a ships are crap, and blow up fast,
So groove on in while da party lasts
With no dip in da hip, or glide in the stride
Da Klinks ain't got no pride
Loose your groove, show off yo funk
Let doggy know dat he just a punk...
Rob da Cole ain't go no game
He talks, talk but dats just his thang
Git some funk and bring ya'lls ship
Da photon's dance will rip yo's ****
Hooch, rap artist
Post by: Rob Cole on May 16, 2003, 10:01:17 pm
Meow!,errrrrrrrrr I mean MOO!
Post by: Rob Cole on May 16, 2003, 10:04:46 pm
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Bump, tap, ba-bump bump, tap... (it'a all one the one baby, lets drop da funkbomb on'em)
Com'on ma' friends let bust a groove,
Down with the Klinks, before da month of June,
D'a ships are crap, and blow up fast,
So groove on in while da party lasts
With no dip in da hip, or glide in the stride
Da Klinks ain't got no pride
Loose your groove, show off yo funk
Let doggy know dat he just a punk...
Hooch, rap artist
Oh My!
I see Freds have no rythm or ryme. Must be dat spandex bunching up.
Hooch,
We have yet to meet on the d2.
Time to pay the piper.Your debt is due.