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Title: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Sirgod on July 09, 2004, 04:51:56 pm
Didn't want to Comment there in your Thread, But It's Still Better then Ever Big Guy.


Stephen
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on July 10, 2004, 12:27:59 am
Thanks Stephen,

I was really hoping to have scene 5 up this week.  Now I'm shooting for having it done sometime this weekend.

Cheers,

Hsta
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on July 12, 2004, 01:49:22 pm
yea!!!!

I won't link to it, but.....

"Albatross"
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Sirgod on July 12, 2004, 03:05:22 pm
Here's you some more Material Hsta My Friend...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/gollum.php

Stephen
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on July 13, 2004, 09:11:54 am
Here's you some more Material Hsta My Friend...

Thanks Stephen!  Wow, I hadn't even realized that my "bling-bling" link to that video in Scene 1 was dead.  I'm now using the one you posted.

Cheers and much thanks,

Hsta
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Sirgod on July 13, 2004, 02:39:20 pm
Anytime Bro, Anytime. And thanks for Bringing all of this back.

Stephen
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on July 17, 2004, 11:22:05 pm
I just woke my whole family up laughing.  I don't know where to stop praising this piece.  The flight from Eowyn, the dead showbiz careers, the 'use the palantir bit'.  This was genius!
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on July 18, 2004, 10:56:17 pm
This scene took an incredibly long time for me to type up and edit with a broken wrist.

Your reaction made it more than worth the effort, though.  Thanks Kadh!

Now it is on to scene 6 featuring Pippin's big vocal number and Faramir's fateful charge.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: FA Frey XC on July 19, 2004, 09:09:46 pm
Broken wrist??

What HAS the Bard not told his loyal and faithful fans @ XC ?
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on July 19, 2004, 11:33:11 pm
Broken wrist??  What HAS the Bard not told his loyal and faithful fans @ XC ?

Hail Frey!  MoooOOOoOOOOO!!!

Well, here is the short version of the story:

About 4 weeks ago I was helping a friend of mine fix some siding on the side of his house that had come loose in a storm.  While working, Brian backed his truck into the ladder I was on.

Slam.  Crash.  Thud.

I landed in the vegetable garden.

If we had gotten it on video, I would be rich by now.   ::)

Not only is my right wrist broken, but my thumb as well.  At least I only have another 2 weeks to go before the cast comes off.  I have a sneaking suspicion my arm hair has turned green.

It has been taking me a LONG time to type anything and doing graphics work has been impossible since I'm fairly worthless at using a mouse left-handed.  I'm very lucky I have an incredibly understanding employer!

The good news (for Brian at least) is that I have full VA medical coverage for being a disabled vet, so no medical bills.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on July 21, 2004, 11:19:31 pm
Well... I'm still working on Scene 6, but it doesn't look like I will have it done before I take off on a 4 day vacation with the kids down to Virginia Beach.

I'm fairly close, and can promise to have it polished up by next week.

In other news, I had a formal request that I reformat this incredibly looooonnnnngggg epic into printer friendly pdf files.  Even with the extensive reworking this will entail, especially concerning the graphics, this sounds doable since I will be able to retain the hyperlinks I like to use in the pdf format.

I guess I'll go ahead and get started on the first two movies and do the third one after it is completed.

What I need to know is would doing the pdf versions be of interest to anyone here reading this?  And, if so, do you have any formatting suggestions for me?

For example, the main suggestion I've had right off is to cut the image sizes down to at least 100 X 100 pixels or remove them entirely.

I've also been toying with the idea of converting the images into looking like black and white sketches.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Sirgod on July 22, 2004, 12:27:00 am
Oh Don't remoe the Images, They help with the Humor. A .PDF would be fine, as It's a free Download anyway for the commen reader.

Stephen
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on July 22, 2004, 12:45:15 pm
Oh Don't remoe the Images, They help with the Humor. A .PDF would be fine, as It's a free Download anyway for the commen reader.

True, given how visually oriented we males are, I really would NOT want to remove them entirely as was one of the suggestions.

Still, I DO need to do something with them to make them more printer friendly for the pdf versions.

I really won't be able to mess with the images to much until my cast comes off the week after next at any rate.

Oh, and let me be clear about this, I am only talking about the pdf versions.  The online html versions will stay the same!
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on July 22, 2004, 10:14:26 pm
I like keeping the images.  Perhaps just the addresses would do?
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on August 05, 2004, 12:48:13 pm
Scene 6 is up.  I've been recovering from a 5 day migraine and regained conciousness just long enough yesterday to finish and post that scene.  I'm back at work today, but am still pretty wiped out.

In other news, the cast is off, but I still have to wear a wrist brace while I type and use a mouse.  This is such an improvement I really can't complain!

The amount of work that has backed up for me to do is staggering, however.

Thanks for the feedback Stephen and Kadh!  I think I am going to go with mainly just having links to the images.  I simply MUST leave in the graphics for the opening montage in MP:FotR, though.  Luckily, those are already fairly small to begin with.

I'm also looking at doing white background versions of my title graphics.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Sirgod on August 06, 2004, 04:48:56 pm
Hey anytime, after all your the Bard Of Reknown, and We need you back in Proper shape for when your "New Tale" comes out.  ;D

Stephen
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on August 09, 2004, 08:04:53 pm
Having seen the JC pictures, I have one thing to say besides: great episode as usual.

Too bad Pippin couldn't have sang something related to the Labyrinth theme.  But then that's more like one for the separation of Elrond and Arwen.  "It's only forever, not long at all."
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on August 10, 2004, 09:51:51 pm
Having seen the JC pictures, I have one thing to say besides: great episode as usual.

Thanks Kadh!  I've always been a huge fan of JC's... "work."  Yeah, her work!  That's my story and I'm sticking to it.   ;)

Too bad Pippin couldn't have sang something related to the Labyrinth theme.  But then that's more like one for the separation of Elrond and Arwen.  "It's only forever, not long at all."

I'm going to try to work something in, trust me.  I like to be subtle at times.

The fact that my kids have been on a Labyrinth watching kick lately and I've seen the movie 14 times over the last 14 days has nothing to do with it, I'm sure.   ::)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on August 20, 2004, 03:07:25 pm
Hstaphath,

You once sent me a Return of the Kadh pic.  I had to reinstall the OS and that vanished in the process.  Any chance I can get it from you again?

Kadh
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on August 24, 2004, 10:32:06 am
Hstaphath, You once sent me a Return of the Kadh pic.  I had to reinstall the OS and that vanished in the process.  Any chance I can get it from you again? Kadh


Absolutely.   ;D

They are temporarily available here:

(http://www.siam.org/world/images/Kadh_sig1.jpg)

(http://www.siam.org/world/images/Kadh_sig1a.jpg)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on August 24, 2004, 11:23:52 pm
I am most grateful.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: AlienLXIX on August 25, 2004, 12:44:08 am
Hail Hsta! 

Good to see you up and about again!  Sorry I've missed ya these past few days!

Actually this is the first time I've come to this forum's fan fic area . . .  yeah it's taking me forever to ease into everything again!  :D  I guess since Ferret is in CA I feel as if I have the time to read!  ;D

BTW does anyone have my Aylee Gorn stories?  I can't find my back up CD or Zip for the life of me!   :-\
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on August 26, 2004, 01:06:51 pm
Quote from: kadh2000
I am most grateful.

Happy to be of assistance!

Quote from: AlienLXIX
Hail Hsta!  Good to see you up and about again!  Sorry I've missed ya these past few days!  Actually this is the first time I've come to this forum's fan fic area . . .  yeah it's taking me forever to ease into everything again!  :D  I guess since Ferret is in CA I feel as if I have the time to read!

HAIL ALIEN!!!  Wow, I haven't seen you online in ages!   8)

Quote from: AlienLXIX
BTW does anyone have my Aylee Gorn stories?  I can't find my back up CD or Zip for the life of me!

I had them until an unexpected computer upgrade at work wiped them out about 8 months ago.    :(

When Taldren went down, I lost a TON of comedy stuff that I had hoped to host at the XC Bard's Corner.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 09, 2004, 04:08:05 pm
Once again a successful narrative interlude strikes (pun (bad pun) intended).  I wonder if Kadh was one of the three Klingons.

The Miranda Givings image says "This image can't be displayed because it contains errors".  I'm using Firefox.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 10, 2004, 12:19:55 am
Once again a successful narrative interlude strikes (pun (bad pun) intended).  I wonder if Kadh was one of the three Klingons.

Thanks Kadh, I was really starting to think that no one was even reading this here anymore.  Since these Fan Fics don't appear to be visible to anyone not logged in to Dynaverse.net, I haven't even been directing viewers this way and have instead been sending them to the XC Forums and a Tolkien site called Bucklebury.

Yeah, between the "3 Klingons" and "several audience members" you are considered a given either way.  Heck, if you have a good pick of you and 2 other Klingons, I can even link you in-- wait a minute... I already have a photo of you and Photoshop is indeed loaded on the trusty ol' computer.  *insert Dr. Evil laugh here*   Nevermind, bro.  Consider it taken care of.  :o

The Miranda Givings image says "This image can't be displayed because it contains errors".  I'm using Firefox.

As it happens, Ms. Givings sent me a much racier photo of herself that she insisted I use instead.  Since I didn't want any trouble (she really does have a whip, ya know!), I quickly agreed.  Clicking on Miranda will display the pic and clicking on Givings will take you to her website.  It is British humor at it's worst or finest (depending on your taste), but is it most certainly is NOT recommended for minors.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 11, 2004, 11:07:05 pm
Perfect!
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 12, 2004, 01:52:12 pm
Perfect!

Hehe... was that in reply to the idea of photoediting you into the story or in response to the scene I had just posted?   ;)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 13, 2004, 07:11:14 pm
Perfect!


Okay bro, how is this one:

(http://members.aol.com/jhaines3537/images/mprotk06a_07.jpg)

You may note that, yes, that IS a Screamin' Diz emblem on your shoulder.  ;)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 14, 2004, 12:23:11 am
Yes it was in reply to both.  Of course now we must bow down in praise and offer a peace treaty to the Hydran Kingdom.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 14, 2004, 12:27:29 pm
... Of course now we must bow down in praise and offer a peace treaty to the Hydran Kingdom.

Was I correct in remembering that Kadh is an original series looking Klink?  I vaguely recall a brief discussion we had about two years ago regarding forehead ridges...

The Hydran Kingdom will graciously agree to consider your peace treaty, though it does concern us that the Klingon word for "ceasefire" is the same as "reload."   ;)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 14, 2004, 07:38:22 pm
Hey Aylee, I found your old signature pic and hosted it for ya' at:

(http://members.aol.com/jhaines3537/images/funtobeevil.jpg)

I still expect that image to make a cameo near the end of my parody!   ;)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 15, 2004, 10:10:20 am
You were correct indeed.  It's now my ezboard avatar.  I may have to make it the one here too, or perhaps part of my sig.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 15, 2004, 01:14:16 pm
You were correct indeed.

It may seem frightening that I even remember that, but how can I forget anything about the one who nearly destroyed my ragtag Hydran Expeditionary Fleet as soon as it appeared in the Hyperion Triangle?  ;)

It's now my ezboard avatar.  I may have to make it the one here too, or perhaps part of my sig.

Excellent!  I didn't even know about your ezboard, how did I miss that?!  Seeing so many of the ol' Interplay writer's group, I went ahead and registered and even had a chance to say "hi" to Maestro for the first time in about 2 years!

Can't wait for you to start posting about Unity 2.0!  Go Andromeda, GO!   ;D
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 15, 2004, 10:31:19 pm
That was a remarkably short peace! 
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 16, 2004, 08:22:46 am
That was a remarkably short peace! 

Rather typical of Klingon-Hydran relations as a whole, don't you think?  ::)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: EE on September 16, 2004, 08:47:43 am
you have mail Hsta
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 16, 2004, 08:50:29 am
you have mail Hsta

You have reply EE.   8)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 16, 2004, 10:55:59 am

Rather typical of Klingon-Hydran relations as a whole, don't you think?  ::)

Yeah, there is that.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 16, 2004, 12:12:20 pm
Yeah, there is that.


Here is a new sig image that uses your new pic:

http://www.siam.org/world/images/KadhKlink_sig1.jpg
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 18, 2004, 11:57:15 pm
Just saw the orc video!  You are too friggin' clever!
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 21, 2004, 09:44:06 am
Just saw the orc video!  You are too friggin' clever!

Thanks you sir!

Boromir still isn't dead, by the way.  He was left wrapped up and hanging upside down from a ceiling in Shelob's Lair.

Eventually, he would be found by a group of Orc children who would nickname him "Mr. Pinata."   ::)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 21, 2004, 10:23:18 pm
ugh!!!!
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 22, 2004, 01:40:46 am
ugh!!!!

The reason I mention this is because I actually just had a Boromir fangirl club contact me wanting to know "what the (censored) problem was I had with such a multilayered brilliantly wonderful character like Boromir."

The truth is that my treatment of Boromir is just what I think is funny and in keeping with the spirit of Mony Python.  However, since they just HAD to bother me about it, ol' Boromir is REALLY in for it now. (insert diabolical laughter here)   ;D
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 22, 2004, 09:03:32 am
In the novels, I didn't really like Boromir all that much.  I think the movie made him a much more interesting character.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 23, 2004, 10:34:53 am
My "slight" bias against Boromir and Denethor comes from the first time I read the books back in 1984.  The characters just struck a bad chord with me and, I suppose it's true, first impressions are lasting ones.

The movies did much to improve Boromir while I like Denethor even less than before!

As for Faramir, however, the movie's mistreatment of one of my favorite characters is the reason I have PJ roasting over an open flame at the end of MP:TTT.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 24, 2004, 12:12:24 pm
yeah, the theatrical release kills Faramir.  However, the extended version does a much better job on the character.  It provides the critical explanation for why he acts the way he does and why he releases the hobbits in the end.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on September 29, 2004, 04:04:58 pm
spiny norman...good one.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on September 29, 2004, 04:39:25 pm
spiny norman...good one.

Thanks, I try to throw in a surprise whenever I can.   ;)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on October 21, 2004, 02:32:51 am
I realize that I praise every new post in this storyline, but I am going to do it again.

That was bloody brilliant.  Absolutely the perfect skit to use for that scene.  You, sir, are a genius!
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on October 21, 2004, 09:42:18 pm
I realize that I praise every new post in this storyline, but I am going to do it again.

And may God bless you for it, bro!  Honestly, your comments have really helped keep me going.  Now, if only I could say something to keep you writing...  ;)

That was bloody brilliant.  Absolutely the perfect skit to use for that scene.  You, sir, are a genius!

LOL, well, it did seem a good fit to me.  As far as genius goes, that is how I would describe your SFB tactics.  Now THAT is artistic mastery.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on October 29, 2004, 11:50:07 pm
 "Hilaritas Sapientiae et Bonae Vitae Proles."  I saw that quote a lot as a kid.  It's on the mantel in one of the rooms in the Raleigh Tavern in Colonial Williamsburg.  I even worked there for a while.

Kadh, who always enjoys a good narrative interlude.  I wonder if there's a way to get the bridge scene with the old man from Holy Grail into this story.   :)
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on October 30, 2004, 04:19:42 pm
I saw that quote a lot as a kid.  It's on the mantel in one of the rooms in the Raleigh Tavern in Colonial Williamsburg.

Indeed it is and I have been there myself.  What did you think of working at the Tavern?

The quote was a personal favorite of Benjamin Franklin and it was my studies of Dr. Franklin's life and works that first drew my attention to it.

Kadh, who always enjoys a good narrative interlude.  I wonder if there's a way to get the bridge scene with the old man from Holy Grail into this story. 

The bridge scene was already used at the Falls of Rauros in FotR, so that's right out, I deny that completely.   ;)

Only 3 scenes and the Narrative Conclusion to go and my Magnum Opus shall be "complete," but not finished.

I'll be doing a major rewrite of the whole trilogy (the Extended Edition, eh?), a rework of ALL the images to avoid copyright issues, create an easy to print pdf version, and then (once all that is finished) I'll get started sketching out the enchanting prelude Monty Python: There and Back Again.

That is quite a bit of work, but (if I can stick to my current schedule) I should be starting on MP:TaBA by this Christmas.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on October 30, 2004, 11:07:52 pm
Raleigh: really, really good tips.

Bridge scene: so long ago I forgot.  Oh well.
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on November 01, 2004, 09:37:08 am
Bridge scene: so long ago I forgot.  Oh well.

Heh.  Well, this particular project has been going on for 3 years now.

I would forget what I have written myself if I didn't browse back through everything every once in a while.  As my Brit friends are fond of saying, "it's a long bloody octopus to work through!"
Title: Re: Hsta's Classic thread Is Back...
Post by: kadh2000 on December 08, 2004, 12:16:32 pm
That is sooo good on soooo many levels.  Let's see: Doon!
 [We can say that Aragorn is merely an intelligent bicycle, see?  Or we could say that he has some of the qualities of a noble horse.  Doesn't he have a taste for sin?]
Of course, where would we be without a giant rabbit crushing the forces of gondor.
And the Eowyn excuse for leaving was, to misquote Tolkien "Precious to me, though I read it with great humor"
Title: Cows with Guns!
Post by: kadh2000 on December 09, 2004, 11:25:20 pm
http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf
Title: Re: Cows with Guns!
Post by: Hstaphath_XC on December 14, 2004, 01:11:55 pm
[url]http://www.3dweb.no/galleri/stuestolbm/bilder/anim1.swf[/url]


Ah, yes.  One of my all time favorites.  My kids know it by heart, much to my wife's annoyance.   ;D