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Title: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Clark Kent on December 20, 2004, 11:34:16 pm
So I've got saber, who's now learned to play with my nieces since they aren't trying to crush his head anymore or hit him with heavy objects.  My nieces, bless them, have a toy call Pete the horse.  Pete the horse talks when you squeeze him, after he whinnies a couple times and says, "Hi! I'm Pete the horse," and whinnies again.
Saber, being the curious little fellow he is, comes accross Pete the horse one day, when the nieces are over.  Quickly realizing he has a new friend, saber picks up Pete by with scruff of his neck and carries him into the next room.  All is well till you hear Saber wresting around in there with Pete, and we say 'hmm, maybe we should get Pete the Horse out of there."
Upon entering the room, hearing "<whinnie> Hi!  I'm PETE THE HORSE!! <whinnie>" over and over again we find a disturbing site.
Yes, Saber is "wrestling" with Pete the Horse.  Why do I say "wrestling?"  Because Saber is humping the crap out of Pete the horse.

Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on December 21, 2004, 05:25:44 am
So?  You have a problem with interspecies love?   :rofl:
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: kmelew on December 21, 2004, 07:09:09 pm
 :P ::)

I thought you had that problem "fixed" by now... ;D
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Clark Kent on December 21, 2004, 09:36:51 pm
Apparently not "fixed" enough.
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Iceman on December 21, 2004, 09:50:53 pm
I didnt realize there were varying degrees of fixed.
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Clark Kent on December 21, 2004, 10:01:12 pm
Nor did I  until my sister brought in a stray a few years back and had him fixed.  Little bastard still humped everything in sight.
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Monty on December 22, 2004, 08:38:32 am
LOL

Thanks CK, that gave me a good laugh.
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Clark Kent on December 22, 2004, 10:12:43 am
My pleasure Monty
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Nemesis on December 22, 2004, 10:16:13 am
Nor did I  until my sister brought in a stray a few years back and had him fixed.  Little bastard still humped everything in sight.

Do it very young or they will continue to try and "use it".  I found that out when I lived on a farm and a couple of gelded horses kept trying to mate with the mares.   They may have been shooting blanks but they were having fun.
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: AlienLXIX on December 28, 2004, 03:19:25 am
Nor did I  until my sister brought in a stray a few years back and had him fixed.  Little bastard still humped everything in sight.

Do it very young or they will continue to try and "use it".  I found that out when I lived on a farm and a couple of gelded horses kept trying to mate with the mares.   They may have been shooting blanks but they were having fun.

Nem is right.  Had boy kitties that would spray their scent even after they got fixed just because they got fixed after they learned to mark territory.  Man did it ever stink! 
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Just plain old Punisher on December 28, 2004, 06:49:31 pm
Hire a lawyer and sue for interspecies sexual harassment!
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Iceman on December 28, 2004, 09:17:34 pm
Where's J'Inn?
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Nemesis on December 28, 2004, 09:37:40 pm
Where's J'Inn?


Trying to either stop the "For $50,000 you too can own a J'inn" (http://www.dynaverse.net/forum/index.php/topic,163350420.0.html) company or get a piece of the action.  He is having trouble deciding.
Title: Re: The Continuing Kitten Chronicles
Post by: Iceman on December 29, 2004, 12:26:41 am
hahaha. Priceless.