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Off Topic => Engineering => Topic started by: Sirgod on January 04, 2005, 12:47:26 pm
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ome "Computer Terms" you need to know
TERMS BACKUP
What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods
BAR CODE
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern
BUG
The reason you give for calling in sick
BYTE
What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro
CACHE
Needed when you run out of food stamps
CHIP
Pasture muffins that you try not to step in
TERMINAL
Time to call the undertaker
CRASH
When you go to Junior's party uninvited
DIGITAL
The art of counting on your fingers
DISKETTE
Female Disco dancer
FAX
What you lie about to the IRS
HACKER
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking
HARDCOPY
Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET
Where cafeteria workers put their hair
KEYBOARD
Where you hang the keys to the John Deere
MAC
Big Bubba's favorite fast food
MEGAHERTZ
How your head feels after 17 beers
MODEM
What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall
MOUSE PAD
Where Mickey and Minnie live
NETWORK
Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line
ONLINE
Where to stay when taking the sobriety test
ROM
Where the pope lives
SCREEN
Helps keep the skeeters off the porch
SERIAL PORT
A red wine you drink with breakfast
SUPERCONDUCTOR
Amtrak's Employee of the year
SCSI
What you call your week-old underwear
Stephen
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:rofl: :rofl:
i hate to do it but +1 for Stephen. ;D
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Thanks, I did It mostly for Ravok though. He's abit confused when It comes to Technical terms for PC's.
<snicker> the sad thing is, I bet he'll be asking his daughters what half of those are, and why It's funny. ;)
stephen
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That's a JOKE POST? Why didn't you tell me before I memorized them? Crap. Now I know why Willweasel is gasping on the ground for air after I displayed my newfound techical expertise.
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That's a JOKE POST? Why didn't you tell me before I memorized them? Crap. Now I know why Willweasel is gasping on the ground for air after I displayed my newfound techical expertise.
No No Angel, It's all 100% right on the mark. Just shake your Computer screen again, and It will make sense. ;) ;D ;) ;)
Stephen
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BSOD ="blue screen of death" refers to a modernized voodoo curse.
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BSOD ="blue screen of death" refers to a modernized voodoo curse.
Hey now, I started SFC with a abit of Voodoo.
damn that's along time ago.
stephen
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Okay, Stephen, I shook my monitor. Now it is shaking on the screen and smoking from the side. Is that supposed to be the way it happens, or do I need to use more duct tape on it?
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Okay, Stephen, I shook my monitor. Now it is shaking on the screen and smoking from the side. Is that supposed to be the way it happens, or do I need to use more duct tape on it?
LOL, more duct tape My friend, There's always room for Duct Tape. Also If It continues to smoke, Make sure to Submerge It in cold Ice Water. ;D ;D ;D
Stephen
PS. Please don't try this at home.
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urk...gak...sheesh...well, now it don't work at all, so I had to hard wire an old black and white tv up as the monitor. I did get a free perm from it though...what? Perms went out of style in the eighties? Sheesh.
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urk...gak...sheesh...well, now it don't work at all, so I had to hard wire an old black and white tv up as the monitor. I did get a free perm from it though...what? Perms went out of style in the eighties? Sheesh.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :goodpost:
Stephen
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That's a JOKE POST? Why didn't you tell me before I memorized them? Crap. Now I know why Willweasel is gasping on the ground for air after I displayed my newfound techical expertise.
No No Angel, It's all 100% right on the mark. Just shake your Computer screen again, and It will make sense. ;) ;D ;) ;)
Stephen
I shook mine and the silver sand erased all the purty pitchers. Thats the last time I buy an HP Etch A Sketch Monitor!!!
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HARD DRIVE: The six hour round trip drive you make to get a new PC game, with three four year olds in the back seat.
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+1 for the Etch a Sketch Shadow. Funny.
3.25" floppy: What you have when you are Ice fishing with your buddy Lenny.
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RAM: What your fist does when the computer hard crashes for the fiftieth time invariably right as you are in the biggest project of the year for work.