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Off Topic => Engineering => Topic started by: Sirgod on January 04, 2005, 12:47:26 pm

Title: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Sirgod on January 04, 2005, 12:47:26 pm
ome "Computer Terms" you need to know

TERMS BACKUP
What you do when you run across a skunk in the woods

BAR CODE
Them's the fight'n rules down at the local tavern

BUG
The reason you give for calling in sick

BYTE
What your pit bull dun to cusin Jethro

CACHE
Needed when you run out of food stamps

CHIP
Pasture muffins that you try not to step in

TERMINAL
Time to call the undertaker

CRASH
When you go to Junior's party uninvited

DIGITAL
The art of counting on your fingers

DISKETTE
Female Disco dancer

FAX
What you lie about to the IRS

HACKER
Uncle Leroy after 32 years of smoking

HARDCOPY
Picture looked at when selecting tattoos
INTERNET
Where cafeteria workers put their hair

KEYBOARD
Where you hang the keys to the John Deere

MAC
Big Bubba's favorite fast food

MEGAHERTZ
How your head feels after 17 beers

MODEM
What ya did when the grass and weeds got too tall

MOUSE PAD
Where Mickey and Minnie live

NETWORK
Scoop'n up a big fish before it breaks the line

ONLINE
Where to stay when taking the sobriety test

ROM
Where the pope lives

SCREEN
Helps keep the skeeters off the porch

SERIAL PORT
A red wine you drink with breakfast

SUPERCONDUCTOR
Amtrak's Employee of the year

SCSI
What you call your week-old underwear


Stephen
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Dallas on January 04, 2005, 12:51:57 pm
 :rofl:   :rofl:

i hate to do it but +1 for Stephen.   ;D
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Sirgod on January 04, 2005, 01:01:48 pm
Thanks, I did It mostly for Ravok though. He's abit confused when It comes to Technical terms for PC's.

<snicker> the sad thing is, I bet he'll be asking his daughters what half of those are, and why It's funny.  ;)

stephen
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on January 04, 2005, 03:57:05 pm
That's a JOKE POST?   Why didn't you tell me before I memorized them?  Crap.  Now I know why Willweasel is gasping on the ground for air after I displayed my newfound techical expertise. 
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Sirgod on January 04, 2005, 04:00:23 pm
That's a JOKE POST?   Why didn't you tell me before I memorized them?  Crap.  Now I know why Willweasel is gasping on the ground for air after I displayed my newfound techical expertise. 

No No Angel, It's all 100% right on the mark. Just shake your Computer screen again, and It will make sense.   ;) ;D ;) ;)

Stephen
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Nemesis on January 04, 2005, 07:37:02 pm
BSOD ="blue screen of death" refers to a modernized voodoo curse.
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Sirgod on January 04, 2005, 07:39:56 pm
BSOD ="blue screen of death" refers to a modernized voodoo curse.
Hey now, I started SFC with a abit of Voodoo.

damn that's along time ago.

stephen
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on January 05, 2005, 08:57:12 am
   Okay, Stephen, I shook my monitor.  Now it is shaking on the screen and smoking from the side.  Is that supposed to be the way it happens, or do I need to use more duct tape on it?
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Sirgod on January 05, 2005, 10:34:03 am
   Okay, Stephen, I shook my monitor.  Now it is shaking on the screen and smoking from the side.  Is that supposed to be the way it happens, or do I need to use more duct tape on it?

LOL, more duct tape My friend, There's always room for Duct Tape. Also If It continues to smoke, Make sure to Submerge It in cold Ice Water.  ;D ;D ;D

Stephen

PS. Please don't try this at home.
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on January 05, 2005, 10:51:56 am
urk...gak...sheesh...well, now it don't work at all, so I had to hard wire an old black and white tv up as the monitor.  I did get a free perm from it though...what?  Perms went out of style in the eighties?  Sheesh. 
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Sirgod on January 05, 2005, 11:10:40 am
urk...gak...sheesh...well, now it don't work at all, so I had to hard wire an old black and white tv up as the monitor.  I did get a free perm from it though...what?  Perms went out of style in the eighties?  Sheesh. 

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :goodpost:

Stephen
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Grand Master of Shadows NCC37385 on January 07, 2005, 12:58:21 am
That's a JOKE POST?   Why didn't you tell me before I memorized them?  Crap.  Now I know why Willweasel is gasping on the ground for air after I displayed my newfound techical expertise. 

No No Angel, It's all 100% right on the mark. Just shake your Computer screen again, and It will make sense.   ;) ;D ;) ;)

Stephen

I shook mine and the silver sand erased all the purty pitchers. Thats the last time I buy an HP Etch A Sketch Monitor!!!

Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on January 07, 2005, 12:50:23 pm
HARD DRIVE:   The six hour round trip drive you make to get a new PC game,  with three four year olds in the back seat.
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: KBF-Angel Slayer on January 09, 2005, 08:40:37 am
+1 for the Etch a Sketch Shadow.  Funny.

3.25" floppy:  What you have when you are Ice fishing with your buddy Lenny.
Title: Re: Techical terms for New PC users.
Post by: Dash Jones on January 09, 2005, 10:21:55 pm
RAM: What your fist does when the computer hard crashes for the fiftieth time invariably right as you are in the biggest project of the year for work.