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Off Topic => Engineering => Topic started by: Sirgod on March 25, 2007, 05:24:38 pm

Title: Virus Alert
Post by: Sirgod on March 25, 2007, 05:24:38 pm

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life Completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).

Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

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Stephen

Title: Re: Virus Alert
Post by: IndyShark on March 25, 2007, 06:23:14 pm

Damn, I have a bad infestation! I find MGD (Miller Genuine Draft) works well if you apply i t liberally!

Title: Re: Virus Alert
Post by: Centurus on March 26, 2007, 02:50:13 am

I have no personal life, so WORK won't hurt me in anyway.

Title: Re: Virus Alert
Post by: Nemesis on March 26, 2007, 05:05:27 pm

I had today off so the virus can't hit me till tuesday.

Title: Re: Virus Alert
Post by: IAF Lyrkiller on March 27, 2007, 09:53:30 am

I am immune to WORK. ;D