Topic: Ways George Lucas Could Ruin Episode III

[Don Karnage]

11. Show Amidala being artificially inseminated by C3P0.
10. Have Greedo's father shoot Han's father.
9. Have the Empire invade the planet of Erak on the pretext that they
have weapons of mass destruction.
8. Anakin shouting at the end, "I'll get you, Obi Wan, if it's the
last thing I do!"
7. Forgetting the whole plot and killing Anakin and Yoda.
6. Tell the actors and actresses that they were over-emoting during
the last two movies, and they should act with less excitement.
5. End the movie with the Sith holding a large celebratory barbecue
in the woods, with fireworks bursting overhead.
4. Cast John Stamos and Dave Coulier as Luke and Leia's Uncle Jesse
and Uncle Joey
3. Have the actors make light sabre and blaster sound effects
themselves
2. Have the incident that finally pushes Anakin over to the dark
side, be the Jedi Council making fun of his new haircut
1. Entitle it Revenge of the Sith, and continue to write and direct
it on his own.