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Offline KAT J'inn

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And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« on: January 07, 2005, 02:11:47 pm »
ALL HAIL THE LYRAN EMPIRE!!!


Yes, in a few days.   Whenever Green Girl Fetish Boy gets off his butt and gets his server running.   A day will come . . .


A DAY THAT WILL LIVE ON IN HISTORY FOREVER!!!

THE DAY OF DEBAUCHERY DRAWS NEIGH!!!

Prepare to grovel at the feet of your Overlords!!!

Overlord Hexx.
Overlord Likkerpig
Overlord Matsukasi
Overlords from Some Fleet I Never Heard of but I bet They are Real Nasty.

And of course . . . .

The Return of His Royal Adorableness.   The Duke of Dapper.  The Earl of Escorts.  The Prince of Trust . . . .




MOI!!


Can you feel the love?


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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2005, 02:17:25 pm »
 :o
 :smackhead:
 :help:
 :banghead:

<sob>

Ah well, at least I have my DNH pilot...
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2005, 02:17:44 pm »
Hmmm.


I suppose I really should get Hexx to the Lyran Battle Simulator for some training.

Shessh  It's all work for me lately.

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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2005, 02:24:12 pm »
Nice to see a picture of you carrying Hexx around...
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2005, 02:39:33 pm »
And now lets play . . .   GET TO KNOW YOUR GLORIOUS LEADERS FOR LIFE . . .



Overlord Hexx . . .

In charge of Strategy, and Taunting.

Overlord Matsukasi . . .

In charge of the Lyran Police Force and Government Cooruption.

Overlord Likkerpig . . .

In charge of Lyran State Debauchery (LSD)

Overlord Far Stars Guys . . . .

In charge of killing the enemy.

Overlord J'inn . . .

In charge of whatever.



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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2005, 02:44:39 pm »
Hey J'inn, do you shave your fur often?
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2005, 07:35:07 pm »
When he does, this is what it looks like...
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2005, 07:52:46 pm »
The rebirth of the GRAND GOLDEN HORDE is nigh.

The songs of the Old Ones return as a harbinger of your fate.

Listen and remember the long-forgotten fear, whelps.

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

Overlord Mat has spoken. Now get me a beer, b1tch!
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2005, 08:27:44 pm »
How the Mighty have fallen :)
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2005, 08:52:09 pm »
Quote from: Laflin on January 07, 2005, 08:27:44 pm
How the Mighty have fallen :)

Yes, but they have me to lead them to Glory now..

You available to fly SGO Laflin?

I'm sure we can dig you up a CWLP...or a DNHT for you
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2005, 01:15:46 am »
Quote from: Matsukasi on January 07, 2005, 07:52:46 pm
The rebirth of the GRAND GOLDEN HORDE is nigh.

The songs of the Old Ones return as a harbinger of your fate.

Listen and remember the long-forgotten fear, whelps.

http://users.wolfcrews.com/toys/vikings/

Overlord Mat has spoken. Now get me a beer, b1tch!


Simply put, YOUR ASS IS MINE!

prepare MAt, I'm coming for you personally. Win or lose I don't care, but prepare for some pucker factor p v p.  All else is irrelevant.  I give you my personal pledge of honorable combat.

<S> 
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2005, 01:26:15 pm »
Quote from: FPF-TobinDax on January 07, 2005, 07:35:07 pm
When he does, this is what it looks like...


<shudder>

You realize the use of Nair as an instrument of torture is in direct violation of the morals of any civilized society.

It is too bad that the Federation would sink to such lows.

Tsk. 

Well,  we will bring civilization to the humans and their lapdogs soon enough.  <Note to self:  Try to get to Earth before our "allies."  Klingons and Romulans tend to break all the good stuff>

No civilization at all.   Now let me get back to my Shiraz and roast leg of Concordian please.   Good thing I have a strong stomach.  All of this human barbarianism can cost a guy his appetite.



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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2005, 01:35:10 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on January 08, 2005, 01:15:46 am


Simply put, YOUR ASS IS MINE!




J'inn:   Sheesh Overlord Mat.  Chuut seems bitchy today.  Donut?

Matsukasi:  Why thank you Overlord J'inn.  <scarf chomp scarf>  Yes, I think its the plasma on the ISC ships.   He hates waiting for it to load.

Hexx:   Downright surly he is.

J'inn:  Hmmm.  Not very patient is he?

Hexx:  No, not at all.  Our intel sez he just sits in the I.S.C. simulator screaming WHERE THE *()#&#*& ARE THE DRONES!!!

Matsukasi: <snicker>

J'inn:  Ooo stress is not good.  He needs to relax.

Matsukasi:  Anymore more donuts?

J'inn:    Try the Roast Vulcan liver.

Matsukasi:  No No, it makes me gasy.  Got any more Krespy Kremes?

J'inn:  But of course.  Hey, Overlord Hexx we got plenty of drones on these Lyran ships right?

Hexx:  Uhh, Overlord J'inn.  You didn't read the memo did you?

J'inn:  Memos are for chumps!

Hexx:  Why me?

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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2005, 01:52:11 pm »
Chuut:  Hmm....what will we do once the Lyrans are pacified

Julin:  Well there is always Blades idea...

Chuut:  oh but its so inhumane

Julin:  true, but we are talking J'inn here

All: <Snicker>

Chuut:  So Blade what to we build first in Lyran space the Wallmart, or the Target store?

Blade:  I was thinking that the Galaxy's Largest woman's shoe emporium should be the first step

<Evil Laughter>
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2005, 01:55:27 pm »
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on January 08, 2005, 01:52:11 pm


Blade:  I was thinking that the Galaxy's Largest woman's shoe emporium should be the first step


DEAR LORD NOT A DSW!!!!

You Frogs are mad!!  MAD I TELL YOU!!!

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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2005, 02:09:50 pm »
Blade:  What will be do with all those L-DNHs that remain after the pacification

Julin:  What do you mean remain?  Last I saw J'inn and Hexx would be flying em

Blade:  Good point

Chuut:  Well, there is a good chance that at least 1 will get captured

Blade:  <Snicker>

Chuut:  If that proves to be the case a few simple modifications and it will be ready to serve in a pacified Lyran Empire

Julin:  Are you nuts, why should we give them one back after they are pacified?

Chuut:  Well this one would be for J'inn, and really be no threat

Blade:  That goes without saying

All:  <Snicker>

Chuut:  Seriously though, the Lyrans will need such a ship

<Spreads out schematic of madified L-DNH on the table>

Julin:  Now thats truly Evil Chuut

Blade:  Perfect!

Chuut:  Thank you

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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2005, 03:14:48 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on January 08, 2005, 01:26:15 pm
Quote from: FPF-TobinDax on January 07, 2005, 07:35:07 pm
When he does, this is what it looks like...


<shudder>

You realize the use of Nair as an instrument of torture is in direct violation of the morals of any civilized society.

It is too bad that the Federation would sink to such lows.

Tsk. 

Well,  we will bring civilization to the humans and their lapdogs soon enough.  <Note to self:  Try to get to Earth before our "allies."  Klingons and Romulans tend to break all the good stuff>

No civilization at all.   Now let me get back to my Shiraz and roast leg of Concordian please.   Good thing I have a strong stomach.  All of this human barbarianism can cost a guy his appetite.





Civilization is merely a concept, not a reality...kinda like fariness and freedom.
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2005, 04:22:20 pm »
Quote from: J'inn on January 08, 2005, 01:55:27 pm
Quote from: KAT Chuut-Ritt on January 08, 2005, 01:52:11 pm


Blade:  I was thinking that the Galaxy's Largest woman's shoe emporium should be the first step


DEAR LORD NOT A DSW!!!!

You Frogs are mad!!  MAD I TELL YOU!!!



I sense a strip mall coming...

DSW, Target, Wal-Mart and...

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A permanently closed Sears with the Tool Department in the window...
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Re: And then . . . the other shoe dropped. Prepare to Grovel!!
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2005, 05:44:28 pm »
Quote from: FPF-TobinDax on January 07, 2005, 07:35:07 pm
When he does, this is what it looks like...

<snicker>
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